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Title: Buy That Man A Hotdog.
Post by: Wong Hung Lo on July 14, 2003, 02:36:00 PM: Man cuts off penis, eats it
July 13, 2003

A MALAYSIAN man sliced off his own penis, then fried and ate it after taking hallucinatory pills that caused him to hear voices urging him to mutilate himself, police said today.

The 34-year-old man claimed he only realised what he had done when he saw blood oozing from his crotch, said a police spokesman in the town of Sitiawan, 300km north of Kuala Lumpur.

The man had taken hallucinatory pills before sleeping on Friday and awoke hearing voices telling him to chop off his penis and devour it, the spokesman said on customary condition of anonymity.

He was hospitalised in stable condition, the national news agency Bernama reported.

The man had recently been released from a drug rehabilitation centre, Bernama said.

The Associated Press
Title: Buy That Man A Hotdog.
Post by: The unProfessional on July 14, 2003, 03:43:00 PM: Yeah, that should be on those TRUTH commercials. Can you think of any better reason not to hit the needle/pills/etc?

New Slogan:

Save Your Penis, Don't Do Drugs
Title: Buy That Man A Hotdog.
Post by: hump on July 14, 2003, 05:30:00 PM: they had a Jerry Spinnger like that, some guy used rubber bands to cut the circulation from his dick untill it went black then cut it off in the shower.

his wife found out and wanted him to go to the hospital and he flushed his dick down the toilet.
Title: Buy That Man A Hotdog.
Post by: Fuzzy on July 14, 2003, 07:21:00 PM: this is the nastiest thread ever
Title: Buy That Man A Hotdog.
Post by: survivorejam on July 14, 2003, 08:45:00 PM: that's like those two Pols who where so drunk they went outside to prove who tough they were . Then they started hacking at them selves : they choped off limbs with a chainsaw ... then one guy goes "look who tough I am " and lobs off his own head .... duh !
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Post by: GaijinPunch on July 14, 2003, 08:49:00 PM: Okay -- so what the fuck did he take? The only thing I can think of could push someone with no mental "imperfections" to hear someone telling them to cut off their cock is DMT. From what I understand, it should be renamed to TNT.

One thing though - it's not pill form, not widespread, and effects last like 15 minutes. Never tried it either, and never will.
Title: Buy That Man A Hotdog.
Post by: Hammy on July 15, 2003, 03:48:00 AM