Post by: whozyodaddy on July 11, 2003, 05:52:00 PM
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? 
to get to the other side!
Post by: Anushian on July 11, 2003, 07:19:00 PM
Post by: vidgms4me on July 12, 2003, 12:48:00 PM
| QUOTE (war1000 @ Jul 12 2003, 12:11 PM) |
| WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? GEORGE W. BUSH We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here. RALPH NADER The chicken's habitat on the original side of the road had been polluted by unchecked industrialist greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled habitat on the other side of the road because it was crushed by the wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV. JERRY FALWELL Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side." That's what they call it-the other side. Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens 'til we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side." DR. SEUSS Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, But why it crossed, I've not been told. ERNEST HEMINGWAY To die. In the rain. Alone. MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question. GRANDPA In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us. JOHN LENNON Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace. SADDAM HUSSEIN This was an unprovoked act of sedition and we were justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it. RONALD REAGAN I don't recall any chicken crossing any road. BILL GATES I have just released eChicken2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook- and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of the Chicken. COLONEL SANDERS Did I miss one ? Fox Mulder: It was a government conspiracy. Timothy Leary: Because that's the only kind of trip the Establishment would let it take. Freud: The fact that you thought that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlyhing sexual insecurity. Darwin: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically predisposed to cross roads. Pat Buchanan: To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American. Machiavelli: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justify whatever motive there was. Oliver Stone: The question is not "Why did the chicken cross the road?" but is rather "Who was crossing the road at the same time whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing?" Bill Clinton: I want to make this quite clear: the chicken did NOT cross the road. Nixon: ... I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road. Jerry Seinfeld: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyway?" |
Hahahahaha.
This is possibly the funniest thing I've heard in a while.
Post by: Fuzzy on July 12, 2003, 01:07:00 PM
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Post by: Fire on July 14, 2003, 04:51:00 AM
Post by: survivorejam on July 14, 2003, 08:29:00 AM
great work ! very very funny !
great to see the comedy forum alive and kicking again !