Post by: Kroz on July 10, 2003, 08:05:00 AM
Jake was so excited that he could not sleep. At around 5:00am he was walking the deck smiling from ear to ear when he heard a disturbing rumble coming from the belly of the ship. Jake was about to seek out someone to ask about the strange noise when the entire ship exploded. Jake was sent through the air and splashed down in the ocean. He was shaken but not seriously hurt. He looked as the once fabulous cruse ship quickly sank to the bottom of the ocean. There was debris everywhere but Jake could not see any survivors. Jake grabbed onto a piece of debris and waited for someone to rescue him.
After about three days of waiting he was drifting in and out of conciseness and he passed out.
He awoke when he drifted onto the beach of a deserted island. He got up and quickly surveyed his surroundings. There were parts of the ship scattered along the beach. In the middle of some of the wreckage he saw legs sticking out. He was sure that he would find a dead body in the rubble but he thought that he should check anyway. He cleared off the body to find Anna Kournikova and she was choking and nearly dead. He quickly administered CPR and revived her. Anna looked deeply into his eyes and proclaims him as her hero.
Two years went by and Jake and Anna were madly in love. They truly were living a charmed life on their beautiful island with fresh water, more fruit and seafood than they could eat, and they were having spectacular sex two or three times a day.
One morning Anna and Jake were sitting around the fire pit after breakfast and Jake seemed a little sad.
Anna: Jake, are you feeling OK?
Jake: Im fine.
Anna: Jake, you know that I would do anything to make you happy so please tell me what is troubling you.
Jake: Well there is one thing that has been bothering me. Would you really do anything to make me happy?
Anna: Anything!
Jake: OK, would you put on my hat?
Anna: Sure if it makes you happy. (Anna puts on the hat)
Jake: Could you tuck you hair up into the hat?
Anna: Sure.
Jake: Here, put on my pants.
Anna: OK (Anna puts on Jakes pants)
Jake: (picking up some burnt wood out of the fire pit) Let me draw a mustache on you.
Anna: What the hell are you going for here Jake? What is this all about?
Jake: You said that you would do anything to make me happy!
Anna: OK, OK, if it makes you happy draw a mustache on me.
Jake: (draws the mustache) OK, I want you to stay on the beach and walk around the island.
Anna: OK, here I go.
When Anna starts walking around the island Jake also starts walking around the island but in the opposite direction. They continue to walk until they meet on the other side of the island.
Jake comes running up to Anna and says Dude! You will not believe who Im fucking!
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