Post by: buckwilliamsca on June 30, 2003, 08:07:00 AM
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| [Fellowship at the gates of Moria] ARAGORN: There! Look! MERRY: What does it say? PIPPIN: What language is that? GANDALF: It reads "Here may be found the last words of Durin the Deathless: 'He who is valiant and pure of spirit may pass through the Gates of Aaaaaaaagggghhh...'" ARAGORN: What? GANDALF: "The Gates of Aaaaaaagggghhh." FRODO: What is that? GIMLI: He must have died while carving it. LEGOLAS: Oh, come on! GANDALF: Well, that's what it says. BOROMIR: Look, if he were dying, he wouldn't bother to carve "Aaaaaaagggggh!" He'd just say it! GANDALF: Well, that's what's carved in the rock. SAM: Perhaps he was dictating. ARAGORN: Well, does it say anything else? GANDALF: No. Just "Aaaaaaagggghhh." GIMLI: "Aaaaaagggggh." BOROMIR: "Aaaaaggggghhh." ARAGORN: Do you suppose he meant Aaaaaaahhhhrnor? PIPPIN: Where's that? ARAGORN: Up in the North, I think. LEGOLAS: Isn't there an Aaaaaaaadoras in Rohan? ARAGORN: No, that's Edoras. LEGOLAS: Oh, Eeeeeehhhhdoras. FRODO: Ooooooh! OOooooohhh! GIMLI: No, "Aaaaaaaagggghhh." At the back of the throat -- Aaaaaaaaggghhh. FRODO: No, no, no -- "Oooooooh," in surprise and alarm. GIMLI: Oh, you mean sort of an "Aaaaaaaahhh!"? FRODO: Yes, but I-- aaaaaaahhh! SAM: Ooooooh! LEGOLAS: Ai! Ai! FRODO: It's the Watcher in the Water of -- aaaaahhh! (The Watcher tries to eat him, and Sam slashes at it) ARAGORN: Run away! ALL: Run awaaaaaay! Run awaaaaay! NARRATOR: As the hideous beast lunged forward, escape for the Fellowship seemed impossible. Then suddenly the animator suffered a fatal heart attack. ANIMATOR: Ulk! NARRATOR: The cartoon peril was no more. The quest to destroy the One Ring could continue. |
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Post by: BenzineX on June 30, 2003, 09:06:00 AM
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Post by: BenzineX on June 30, 2003, 09:19:00 AM
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