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Title: The New Standard In Flaming
Post by: deusprogrammer on May 30, 2003, 09:42:00 PM

Hello folks.  I found something amusing on another message board and I wanted to share it with you all.  It's a check box flaming or retaliatory post.  Just cut and paste an insult.  Please feel free to alter it for XBox Scene as it is now anime oriented.

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Dear: [ ] Geek [ ] Loser [ ] Scrub [ ] Troll [ ] Flamer [ ] Whiner [ ] Pervert [ ] Spammer [ ] Wannabe [ ] 1337 d00d [ ] Asskisser [ ] 12 year old [ ] Clueless Newbie [ ] Other: You are being flamed because: [ ] You posted spam [ ] You doubleposted [ ] You just plain suck [ ] You posted racist crap [ ] You haven't read the FAQ [ ] You are begging for warez [ ] You posted false information [ ] I don't like your tone of voice [ ] You posted a Wing vs UC thread [ ] You continued a long, stupid thread [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message [ ] You don't know which forum to post in [ ] You cannot take a hint to STFU and GTFO [ ] You posted a "Who likes anime" thread [ ] YOU POSTED A MESSAGE ALL WRITTEN IN CAPS [ ] You posted material that is not your own [ ] You posted something totally uninteresting [ ] You posted a stupid thread to get attention [ ] You posted an irrevelant promotional thread [ ] You committed crimes against pork byproducts [ ] You posted a Gundam vs (Insert DBZ fighter here) thread [ ] You posted a big slobbery kiss on Tomino's ass [ ] You posted a PC vs (Insert Game System) thread [ ] You are not civilized enough to post in these forums [ ] You did not bother to do any research before posting In punishment, you must: [ ] STFU & GTFO [ ] Read the f***ing FAQ [ ] Take a bath in bleach [ ] Drink out of a spitoon [ ] Go to your room with no supper [ ] Actually post something relevant [ ] Call Bush and inform him he sucks [ ] Go stand in the middle of a highway [ ] Recite the Greek alphabet backwards [ ] Apologize to everybody on this forum [ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor [ ] All of the above In closing, I'd like to say: [ ] Blow me [ ] Get a life [ ] Go to hell [ ] STFU & GTFO [ ] I pity your dog [ ] Never post again [ ] Your IQ must be 7 [ ] Learn to post or f*** off [ ] Take your shit somewhere else [ ] Go jump into some industrial equipment [ ] All of the above ============================================== The preceding Forum Form Flame was constructed for use on people not worthy of actual thought or effort in being flamed. People so STUPID that a simple copy/paste and a few check marks is all that's necessary to properly relay the flamer's contempt for the flamee. You have been identified as such a person and as such, this flame was brought to you in under 10 seconds of being read. Have a nice day.

What do you all think?

Title: The New Standard In Flaming
Post by: CASTOR_TROY on May 30, 2003, 09:47:00 PM

Dear:

[ ] Geek
[X] Loser
[ ] Scrub
[ ] Troll
[ ] Flamer
[ ] Whiner
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Spammer
[ ] Wannabe
[ ] 1337 d00d
[ ] Asskisser
[ ] 12 year old
[ ] Clueless Newbie
[ ] Other:

You are being flamed because:

[ ] You posted spam
[ ] You doubleposted
[ ] You just plain suck
[ ] You posted racist crap
[ ] You haven't read the FAQ
[ ] You are begging for warez
[ ] You posted false information
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] You posted a Wing vs UC thread
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You don't know which forum to post in
[ ] You cannot take a hint to STFU and GTFO
[ ] You posted a "Who likes anime" thread
[ ] YOU POSTED A MESSAGE ALL WRITTEN IN CAPS
[ ] You posted material that is not your own
[X] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You posted a stupid thread to get attention
[ ] You posted an irrevelant promotional thread
[ ] You committed crimes against pork byproducts
[ ] You posted a Gundam vs (Insert DBZ fighter here) thread
[ ] You posted a big slobbery kiss on Tomino's ass
[ ] You posted a PC vs (Insert Game System) thread
[ ] You are not civilized enough to post in these forums
[ ] You did not bother to do any research before posting

In punishment, you must:

[ ] STFU & GTFO
[ ] Read the f***ing FAQ
[ ] Take a bath in bleach
[ ] Drink out of a spitoon
[ ] Go to your room with no supper
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Call Bush and inform him he sucks
[X] Go stand in the middle of a highway
[ ] Recite the Greek alphabet backwards
[ ] Apologize to everybody on this forum
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] All of the above

In closing, I'd like to say:

[ ] Blow me
[X] Get a life
[ ] Go to hell
[ ] STFU & GTFO
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] Never post again
[ ] Your IQ must be 7
[ ] Learn to post or f*** off
[ ] Take your shit somewhere else
[ ] Go jump into some industrial equipment
[ ] All of the above
==============================================



lol jk kinda cool

Title: The New Standard In Flaming
Post by: deusprogrammer on May 30, 2003, 09:49:00 PM

Dear:
[ ] Geek
[ ] Loser
[ ] Scrub
[ ] Troll
[ ] Flamer
[ X ] Whiner
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Spammer
[ ] Wannabe
[ ] 1337 d00d
[ ] Asskisser
[ ] 12 year old
[ ] Clueless Newbie
[ ] Other:

You are being flamed because:

[ ] You posted spam
[ ] You doubleposted
[ X ] You just plain suck
[ ] You posted racist crap
[ ] You haven't read the FAQ
[ ] You are begging for warez
[ ] You posted false information
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] You posted a Wing vs UC thread
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You don't know which forum to post in
[ ] You cannot take a hint to STFU and GTFO
[ ] You posted a "Who likes anime" thread
[ ] YOU POSTED A MESSAGE ALL WRITTEN IN CAPS
[ ] You posted material that is not your own
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You posted a stupid thread to get attention
[ ] You posted an irrevelant promotional thread
[ ] You committed crimes against pork byproducts
[ ] You posted a Gundam vs (Insert DBZ fighter here) thread
[ ] You posted a big slobbery kiss on Tomino's ass
[ ] You posted a PC vs (Insert Game System) thread
[ ] You are not civilized enough to post in these forums
[ ] You did not bother to do any research before posting

In punishment, you must:

[ ] STFU & GTFO
[ ] Read the f***ing FAQ
[ ] Take a bath in bleach
[ ] Drink out of a spitoon
[ ] Go to your room with no supper
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Call Bush and inform him he sucks
[ ] Go stand in the middle of a highway
[ ] Recite the Greek alphabet backwards
[ ] Apologize to everybody on this forum
[ X ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] All of the above

In closing, I'd like to say:

[ ] Blow me
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Go to hell
[ ] STFU & GTFO
[ X ] I pity your dog
[ ] Never post again
[ ] Your IQ must be 7
[ ] Learn to post or f*** off
[ ] Take your shit somewhere else
[ ] Go jump into some industrial equipment
[ ] All of the above
==============================================
The preceding Forum Form Flame was constructed for use on people not worthy of actual thought or effort in being flamed. People so STUPID that a simple copy/paste and a few check marks is all that's necessary to properly relay the flamer's contempt for the flamee.

You have been identified as such a person and as such, this flame was brought to you in under 10 seconds of being read.

Have a nice day.


I am just kidding too dude.  I was bored, thought I'd share.

Title: The New Standard In Flaming
Post by: Hammy on May 30, 2003, 10:34:00 PM

Where is the go f__k yourself button?

Title: The New Standard In Flaming
Post by: deusprogrammer on May 30, 2003, 11:19:00 PM

Where did I claim this was my own material?  I said I just thought it was funny and wanted to share it.  Geez.  Or are you just abusing this new found joy?

Title: The New Standard In Flaming
Post by: deusprogrammer on May 30, 2003, 11:26:00 PM

Actually...what should I expect when I hand people something to insult people with.  They'll use it right?

Title: The New Standard In Flaming
Post by: Fuzzy on May 31, 2003, 06:40:00 AM

Title: The New Standard In Flaming
Post by: Morglum on May 31, 2003, 07:08:00 AM

LOL, i like that, im gonna go use it on nasis x right now  

Title: The New Standard In Flaming
Post by: theultimatechuff on June 01, 2003, 04:32:00 AM

QUOTE (Morglum @ May 31 2003, 04:08 PM)

LOL, i like that, im gonna go use it on nasis x right now

eheh, and he did. <topic>

Title: The New Standard In Flaming
Post by: XeroKitsune on June 01, 2003, 12:23:00 PM

Whomever made it it's beautiful.    

Title: The New Standard In Flaming
Post by: Aussie14 on June 02, 2003, 08:37:00 AM

deusprogrammer,

Is that really your ugly mug, cause if it is, you really do need to live by your computer, cause the world isnt ready to see something that ugly.

Title: The New Standard In Flaming
Post by: deusprogrammer on June 02, 2003, 10:13:00 AM

Dear:

[ ] Geek
[ ] Loser
[ ] Scrub
[ ] Troll
[ ] Flamer
[ ] Whiner
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Spammer
[ ] Wannabe
[ ] 1337 d00d
[ ] Asskisser
[ X ] 12 year old
[ ] Clueless Newbie
[ ] Other:

You are being flamed because:

[ ] You posted spam
[ ] You doubleposted
[ ] You just plain suck
[ ] You posted racist crap
[ ] You haven't read the FAQ
[ ] You are begging for warez
[ X ] You posted false information
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] You posted a Wing vs UC thread
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You don't know which forum to post in
[ ] You cannot take a hint to STFU and GTFO
[ ] You posted a "Who likes anime" thread
[ ] YOU POSTED A MESSAGE ALL WRITTEN IN CAPS
[ ] You posted material that is not your own
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You posted a stupid thread to get attention
[ ] You posted an irrevelant promotional thread
[ ] You committed crimes against pork byproducts
[ ] You posted a Gundam vs (Insert DBZ fighter here) thread
[ ] You posted a big slobbery kiss on Tomino's ass
[ ] You posted a PC vs (Insert Game System) thread
[ ] You are not civilized enough to post in these forums
[ ] You did not bother to do any research before posting

In punishment, you must:

[ ] STFU & GTFO
[ ] Read the f***ing FAQ
[ X ] Take a bath in bleach
[ ] Drink out of a spitoon
[ ] Go to your room with no supper
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Call Bush and inform him he sucks
[ ] Go stand in the middle of a highway
[ ] Recite the Greek alphabet backwards
[ ] Apologize to everybody on this forum
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] All of the above

In closing, I'd like to say:

[ X ] Blow me
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Go to hell
[ ] STFU & GTFO
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] Never post again
[ ] Your IQ must be 7
[ ] Learn to post or f*** off
[ ] Take your shit somewhere else
[ ] Go jump into some industrial equipment
[ ] All of the above
==============================================
The preceding Forum Form Flame was constructed for use on people not worthy of actual thought or effort in being flamed. People so STUPID that a simple copy/paste and a few check marks is all that's necessary to properly relay the flamer's contempt for the flamee.

You have been identified as such a person and as such, this flame was brought to you in under 10 seconds of being read.

Have a nice day.

Title: The New Standard In Flaming
Post by: Hammy on June 03, 2003, 03:29:00 AM

Shit ask a simple question and get shit back

Title: The New Standard In Flaming
Post by: survivorejam on June 03, 2003, 07:13:00 AM

he he he

Thank you very much ! This post is awsome for lame ass "general" flamers . Ha much better then the usual F U ...

Title: The New Standard In Flaming
Post by: deusprogrammer on June 04, 2003, 10:01:00 AM

To give an actual answer to Aussie's question, yes that is my face...yes it is ugly...but atleast I don't SMELL BAD!  Oh wait...that's just my computer...how the hell did this sandwich get in my CPU tower?  Interesting...the spoiled mayo seems to have become sentient...it's the most advanced civilization I have ever seen...but I am so hungry...*eats it*...Mmmmm...sentientalicious...owwwww...food poisioning.

Title: The New Standard In Flaming
Post by: SSSSSmokey on June 04, 2003, 08:16:00 PM

Who cares Aussie?  Us ugly people are the MAJORITY.  Soon the computer nerds will get frustrated with all the "cool" and "hip" people and really try to fuck them up.  But we probly won't get too far, because we tend to sunburn easily and have virtually no muscles...but we MIGHT do something someday....

Title: The New Standard In Flaming
Post by: Aussie14 on June 05, 2003, 06:56:00 AM