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Title: Auction
Post by: Satan00 on May 01, 2003, 05:50:00 AM

The wife wakes up and tells her husband "Honey, I dreamt that i was at an auction for penises. The largest went for $1000 and the smallest for $10"
The husband asks "What would my size be?"
"That wouldnt get any bids"

Pissed off and seeking revenge, the next day, the husband tells his wife "Hey honey, I dreamt that i was at an auction for vaginas. the tightest went for $1000 and the smallest for $10"
The wife asks "what would my size be?"
the husband replies, "The auction was held in yours"

Title: Auction
Post by: kickassdude on May 02, 2003, 03:31:00 PM

he probably meant tightest and untightest (big and loose) uuuhhhhggg *shudders*

Title: Auction
Post by: bong888 on May 02, 2003, 03:50:00 PM

quite funny man
lol
lol