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Title: Drunk
Post by: ph7 on April 28, 2003, 01:57:00 AM
A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He looks down the bar and sees another piss drunk man keep falling off his stool. The man finishes his drink watching the other man try to get back up on the stool. Feeling sorry for the drunk, the man tries to stand him up, but the drunk keeps falling. The man thinks that this drunk needs to be taken home, so he finds his address in his wallet. On the way to his car, the man had to practically carry the drunk man.

After finally finding his house, the man carries the drunk man to the front door. He rings the doorbell and a lady answers. "Ma'am, your husband is drunk, so I decided to give him a lift home." The woman replies, "Thank you sir, but I have one question... Where's his wheelchair?"
Title: Drunk
Post by: Digian on April 28, 2003, 02:38:00 AM
Who else was led to believe he was pissing up cos of his wife !
Title: Drunk
Post by: Hammy on April 30, 2003, 05:25:00 AM
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Title: Drunk
Post by: nachonut on April 30, 2003, 07:57:00 AM
Now that one was pretty good....
Title: Drunk
Post by: bagel5009 on April 30, 2003, 01:45:00 PM
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Title: Drunk
Post by: ph7 on May 01, 2003, 04:03:00 AM
Hammy, They are just jokes i hear day by day, thought I'd share them with you all.


I've got quite a few lined up for the next few days....man it's great being at work and able to post