Post by: war1000 on April 17, 2003, 08:59:00 AM
Annoying Boy on Bus
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.''
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ''If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.''
The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, ''What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!''
The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a bus driver!''
Post by: ph7 on April 17, 2003, 11:07:00 AM
Nice.
Post by: brahm2 on April 17, 2003, 03:47:00 PM
| QUOTE (war1000 @ Apr 17 2003, 09:59 AM) |
| Annoying Boy on Bus A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.'' The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ''If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.'' The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, ''What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!'' The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a bus driver!'' |
Post by: whiffin on April 24, 2003, 02:39:00 AM
| QUOTE (Lizard_King @ Apr 18 2003, 03:59 AM) | ||
That one is priceless. |
Fantastic!!!
Post by: RinGz on May 01, 2003, 01:09:00 PM