Post by: ph7 on April 15, 2003, 01:52:00 AM
other called Christian.The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that patrolled the area.
Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm bored and frustrated at being a prawn, I wish I was a shark, then I
wouldn't have any worries about being eaten..."
As Justin had his mind firmly on becoming a predator, a mysterious cod appears and says, "Your wish is granted", and lo
and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Christian immediately swam away,afraid of being eaten by his old mate.
Time went on (as it invariably does...) and Justin found himself becoming bored and lonely as a shark. All his old mates simply
swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realise that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad
plight.
While out swimming alone one day he sees the mysterious cod again and can't believe his luck. Justin figured that the fish
could change him back into a prawn. He begs the cod to change him back so, lo and behold, he is turned back into a prawn.
With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes, Justin swam back to his friends and bought them all a cocktail. (The punch line does
not involve a prawn cocktail - it's much worse). Looking around the gathering at the reef, he searched for his old pal. "Where's Christian?"
he asked.
"He's at home,distraught that his best friend changed sides to the enemy and became a shark", came the reply.
Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture, he set off to Christian's house. As he opened the coral gate the
memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted, "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again.
"Christian replied "No way man, you'll eat me. You're a shark, the enemy and I'll not be tricked. " Justin cried back "No, I'm
not. That was the old me. I've changed."...(wait for it) . . .
...."I've found Cod, I'm a prawn again Christian".
Edit for Wicked: I've found God, I'm a born again Christian
Post by: W!CKED on April 15, 2003, 05:23:00 AM
Post by: ph7 on April 15, 2003, 05:39:00 AM
Post by: SupeRdUPErBlakE on April 15, 2003, 07:53:00 AM
Post by: ph7 on April 16, 2003, 02:07:00 AM
Post by: essox on May 03, 2003, 03:35:00 AM
Post by: SupeRdUPErBlakE on May 03, 2003, 03:50:00 AM
| QUOTE (ph7 @ Apr 16 2003, 05:07 AM) |
| I would here like to recall the previous joke....it was really, really bad.....I would like to appologise and promise never again to post as shit a joke as that....sorry |
I still don't get it...
explain..
Post by: Boozy on May 03, 2003, 06:15:00 PM
Post by: Fire on May 05, 2003, 12:44:00 AM
i didnt laugh one bit!
Post by: gainpresence on May 05, 2003, 12:50:00 AM
He stayed up all night wondering if there is a dog.