Post by: ph7 on April 14, 2003, 02:47:00 AM
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other
kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5,
6, 7, 8,9,10!"
"Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "Yes,
it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
"Mommy, Mommy," She yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all
the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C,
D, E, F, G!"
"Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "Yes,
it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy,Mommy," she
yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered,all the other
girls had flat chests! , but I have these!"
And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs. "Very good," said
her embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"
"No Honey, it's because you're 24."
Post by: coolnick07 on April 14, 2003, 08:15:00 PM
Post by: Raised on April 14, 2003, 08:56:00 PM
Post by: whiffin on April 15, 2003, 02:20:00 AM
Post by: ph7 on April 15, 2003, 05:25:00 AM
Post by: SupeRdUPErBlakE on April 15, 2003, 07:50:00 AM
Post by: brahm2 on April 15, 2003, 06:37:00 PM
Post by: sulfur on April 15, 2003, 07:05:00 PM
Post by: staticFLINT on April 15, 2003, 07:49:00 PM
thats the best blonde joke ever!
Post by: ph7 on April 16, 2003, 02:02:00 AM
Post by: Sn0rKy on April 30, 2003, 05:40:00 PM