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Title: Lol...mayonaise
Post by: Rezin on April 12, 2003, 10:03:00 AM
A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like?"
"Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose."

"Wow, what does it look like after sex?"
"Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?"
Title: Lol...mayonaise
Post by: froescheD on April 12, 2003, 10:08:00 AM
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Title: Lol...mayonaise
Post by: bagel5009 on April 12, 2003, 10:20:00 AM
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Title: Lol...mayonaise
Post by: brahm2 on April 12, 2003, 03:31:00 PM
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Title: Lol...mayonaise
Post by: Rollo on April 12, 2003, 06:43:00 PM
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Title: Lol...mayonaise
Post by: Raised on April 12, 2003, 08:27:00 PM
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Title: Lol...mayonaise
Post by: staticFLINT on April 12, 2003, 08:34:00 PM
laugh.gif  laugh.gif  laugh.gif  laugh.gif I dont get the mayo part exaclty, but I get what it means... and I wish I din't... you have now ruined sex for me....
Title: Lol...mayonaise
Post by: nazis X. on April 12, 2003, 10:46:00 PM
QUOTE (Rezin @ Apr 12 2003, 06:03 PM)
A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like?"
"Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose."

"Wow, what does it look like after sex?"
"Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?"

Geez, this is an old joke. Still funny, mind you; mostly confused as to why some wouldn't understand the joke..
Title: Lol...mayonaise
Post by: bagel5009 on April 13, 2003, 09:07:00 AM
someone plz explain....