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Title: Space Moose
Post by: socrates on April 04, 2003, 06:24:00 PM
I hate god.........he never returns my calls.
Title: Space Moose
Post by: Lizard_King on April 04, 2003, 10:59:00 PM
QUOTE (gainpresence @ Apr 5 2003, 05:07 AM)
QUOTE (socrates @ Apr 4 2003, 08:24 PM)
I hate god.........he never returns my calls.

He's got Canadians on call blocking.

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Title: Space Moose
Post by: Kreepa13 on April 05, 2003, 05:18:00 AM
QUOTE (gainpresence @ Apr 5 2003, 04:07 AM)
QUOTE (socrates @ Apr 4 2003, 08:24 PM)
I hate god.........he never returns my calls.

He's got Canadians on call blocking.

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Title: Space Moose
Post by: socrates on April 05, 2003, 06:12:00 AM
ohmy.gif.....oh ya!!!..well......well......atleast im not american......there!!!!..............k so that didnt do much......
Title: Space Moose
Post by: leisenstein on April 05, 2003, 04:09:00 PM
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ya Hosers!! jester.gif
Title: Space Moose
Post by: Lizard_King on April 06, 2003, 09:06:00 AM
QUOTE (xbox_freak!! @ Apr 6 2003, 02:49 AM)
Words dont hurt me.

How about this BIG FUCKING STONE then?  laugh.gif

Hey, and Leseinstein, be fair, I'd much rather have our draft dodgers go to Canada than Mexico....

In fact, you just got me thinking...there are so many incredibly funny Canadians.  Sure, for every John Candy or Mark Steyn, there's a Celine Dion, but still a good ratio of awesome: douchebags, no?

Wonder if it's the cold weather or something...or maybe just that God ignores them....
Title: Space Moose
Post by: Colonel32 on April 06, 2003, 03:52:00 PM
uhh.gif what about mike myers and jim carrey they're funny in a canadian sort of way..... and what is it with Canadians and Sony music?? they have been taken over by canuck chicks

Title: Space Moose
Post by: socrates on April 06, 2003, 04:11:00 PM
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Title: Space Moose
Post by: leisenstein on April 06, 2003, 08:46:00 PM
QUOTE (Colonel32 @ Apr 6 2003, 11:52 PM)
uhh.gif what about mike myers and jim carrey they're funny in a canadian sort of way..... and what is it with Canadians and Sony music?? they have been taken over by canuck chicks

Only homosexuals and Canadians think Mike Meyers is funny. biggrin.gif

I half way liked Shrek, but thats only becuase I didn't have to listen to his voice AND see his face AT THE SAME TIME. jester.gif

Its funny, you just mentioned Canada's 3 best comedians, and they are all known for playing morons in their movies.
Mike(Austin Powers)
John Candy(Trains,Planes,Automobiles)
Jim Carrey(every movie he has ever been in)

Does anyone else see a pattern?

Just kidding, I have some good Canadian friends. rotfl.gif