Off Topic Forums => General Chat => Comedy Forum => Topic started by: upstart2050 on January 21, 2003, 10:47:00 AM
Title: Made Me Lol
Post by: upstart2050 on January 21, 2003, 10:47:00 AM
Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications that operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs s uch as GAA 5.0, FAI 3.0, and PGA 7.1. And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Desperate Dear Desperate: First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter the command: C:/ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0. If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0, Flowers 3.5. and sympathy dinner 5.2. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7 .0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Snoring Loudly.WAV files. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additio= nal software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7. Good Luck, Tech Support
Title: Made Me Lol
Post by: Alkaline on January 21, 2003, 11:56:00 AM
Title: Made Me Lol
Post by: xbox_freak!! on January 21, 2003, 02:09:00 PM
Title: Made Me Lol
Post by: Fuzzy on January 21, 2003, 02:22:00 PM
Title: Made Me Lol
Post by: Hammy on January 22, 2003, 02:58:00 AM
Title: Made Me Lol
Post by: whiffin on January 22, 2003, 03:11:00 AM
Title: Made Me Lol
Post by: Mshake on January 22, 2003, 10:07:00 AM
is hot_n_carefree_and_totalfreedom__nonnagging_wife.exe version1.0 out?
Title: Made Me Lol
Post by: Majinbuu on January 22, 2003, 02:15:00 PM
QUOTE (Mshake @ Jan 22 2003, 12:07 PM)
that's the funniest shit i have heard in ages......
is hot_n_carefree_and_totalfreedom__nonnagging_wife.exe version1.0 out?
When I am made emperor
Title: Made Me Lol
Post by: ACEBOX on January 22, 2003, 06:35:00 PM
Good job I sent it to all my friends.
Title: Made Me Lol
Post by: bagel5009 on January 22, 2003, 07:33:00 PM