Post by: Andy on December 14, 2002, 07:25:00 AM
Post by: RiceCake on December 14, 2002, 05:17:00 PM
Post by: skullcrusher on December 18, 2002, 04:13:00 PM
| QUOTE (bagel5009 @ Oct 24 2002, 01:07 AM) |
| He bends down to pick up the quarter and POOF! Ru Paul disappears. |
LMFAO
Post by: krackheadbill on January 24, 2003, 12:56:00 AM
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Post by: bagel5009 on October 23, 2002, 07:04:00 PM
"Can I touch it?"
"No way -- you already broke yours off!"
Post by: bagel5009 on October 23, 2002, 07:07:00 PM
Eternal Judgment
Ru Paul, Bill Gates, and Roger Ebert are all struck by lightning on the same day. All three find themselves in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. They start begging him to give them another chance at life. St. Peter agrees but on one condition: they each have to give up something they truly enjoy.
Ru Paul says, "I really love men, but I will give up screwing around with them."
Bill Gates says, "I really love money, but I will give up all the money I have."
Ebert says." I really love food, but I'll give up pizza."
Soon, all three find themselves back on Earth. They start walking down street feeling very grateful. Suddenly, Ebert spots a pizzeria. He smells the aroma and can't help himself he runs in there and eats a slice of pizza. POOF! He disappears.
Ru Paul and Bill Gates are astonished and agree that that won't happen to them. So they resume walking down the street when Bill Gates spots a shiny, new quarter. He thinks that if he picks it up, he can found a new company and become fabulously wealthy again. He bends down to pick up the quarter and POOF! Ru Paul disappears.
Post by: bagel5009 on October 23, 2002, 07:22:00 PM
The Blonde on the 12th Floor
One day a blonde was outside of her apartment on the 12th floor shaking her sheets out when a gust of wind came up and blew her off of the building. All of a sudden two hands reached out from the 10th floor and caught her. She said, ''Oh, thank you so much!'' The guy that caught her said, ''Do you suck?'' Stunned by the question she said ''No!'' and he dropped her. Then two hands came out of the 9th floor window and she said "Thank you!" and all the guy said was, ''Do you fuck?'' Stunned by the question, she said "No!" Then two more arms came out from the 7th floor, and right when she saw the guy she said, ''Yes, I SUCK AND FUCK!'' and the guy said, ''Slut'' and dropped her to her death!