Post by: AfroBoy on March 08, 2004, 02:57:00 AM
your mumas so stupid she bought a book on how to read
your mums so stupid she stole free bread
Post by: gcskate27 on March 08, 2004, 10:49:00 AM
Post by: jk009 on March 08, 2004, 12:20:00 PM
BTW
Your momma is so fat when she jmped in Lake Michigan everyone said Tidle Wave!!!
Post by: RapBoy on March 08, 2004, 02:48:00 PM
Your mom is so stupid she tried to kill her self by jumping out the basement window
Your moma is so fat when she fell on a gamecube, she turned it into a gameboy!
Your moma is so fat, she doesn't have dreams, she has motion pictures!!
Post by: ragelizard on March 08, 2004, 04:19:00 PM
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Post by: X-tA-c on March 10, 2004, 06:36:00 AM
yo momma is so fat Dairy Queen has a restraining order on her
Yo Mama's like a mosquito, you have to slap her to get her to stop sucking
Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn
I asked your momma "what's for lunch" ...She opened up her legs and said tuna surprise
I asked your momma "what's for lunch" ...She opened up her legs and said crabs
Your momma's like a gun, two cocks and she's loaded!
Your momma's like a vaccum cleaner ... She sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.
Post by: katsumoto on March 11, 2004, 08:05:00 AM
NOW THAT'S CLASSIC!!!
Post by: katsumoto on March 11, 2004, 08:08:00 AM
Post by: .i.n.s.u.l.t.s on March 11, 2004, 12:51:00 PM
Your mother is so stupid when she jumped out of the window she went UP.
Your mother is so fat that her dress says made in Hong Kong , France , USA , Canada , UK , Brazil etc.
Your mother is so fat that when she fell nobody laughed but the ground cracked up.
Your mother is so fat that she ate her hand.
Your mother is so black that when she talks she gives lung cancer.
Post by: Parrappa on March 11, 2004, 01:07:00 PM
Your mamma is so stupid, I taught her how to do the running man, and I never saw the bitch again!
Post by: ThreeEyedFish on March 13, 2004, 12:11:00 PM
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Post by: katsumoto on March 22, 2004, 08:47:00 AM
| QUOTE |
| yo momma is so ugly, she e-mailed me her picture and the Antivirus blocked it. |
Now that's funny right thurrr...I don't care WHO you are...that's funny!!!
Post by: buttface96 on May 12, 2004, 03:50:00 PM
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Post by: majikrealm187 on May 12, 2004, 05:14:00 PM
Post by: modderman2 on May 12, 2004, 05:22:00 PM
Post by: powercntrl on May 12, 2004, 06:27:00 PM
Yo mamma's so fat, when she jogs the CD player skips... At the radio station.
Yo mamma's so poor, I went to her house, stepped on a cigarette butt and she said "Hey, who turned off the heat?"
Yo mamma's so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo mamma's so fat she jumped in the ocean and the moon got splashed.
Yo mamma's so ugly when she buys makeup she throws away the makeup and puts on the bag.
Yo mamma's so stupid she saw a sign that said "Mall Left" and turned around and went back home.
Yo mamma's so fat she went to the grand canyon and tourists took pictures in front of HER crack.
Post by: modderman2 on May 15, 2004, 06:59:00 PM
your momma is so poor when I dropped a ciggarette butt on the floor she said "clap your hands stomp your feet praise the lord we have heat."
your momma is so stupid she bought a speaker and tried to plug it into the wall.
your momma is so stupid she thought that you needed to plug tweezers into the wall for them to work.
your momma is so poor she uses trash can lids for plates.
your mom is like an all you can eat buffet. she is always open for buisness.
your mom is so poor she uses branches as dildos.
your mom is so stupid she thought when people farted it ment she was going from deadly gases. lololololol
i made all of these up exept the ciggarette butt one.
Post by: RX3 on May 20, 2004, 07:12:00 PM
| QUOTE (modderman2 @ May 15 2004, 07:59 PM) |
| i made all of these up exept the ciggarette butt one. |
I could tell. They were retarded.
Post by: Altima NEO on May 21, 2004, 12:12:00 PM
Youre mommas so fat, shes got several smaller fat women orbiting around her.
Youre mommas so poor, they broke into her car to steal The Club.
Youre mommas so fat, when she wears a red shirt, little kids say "Hey KoolAid!"
Post by: JCD on August 27, 2002, 12:00:00 AM
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Post by: pCeSlAyEr on September 13, 2002, 11:53:00 PM
Post by: SeaBass on September 15, 2002, 09:51:00 PM
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.
(2 4 the price of one)
Post by: dignick on September 16, 2002, 01:51:00 PM
Post by: Duece on September 25, 2002, 01:17:00 PM
Yall are so poor I was over for dinner and asked your moms what was for dinner...she stuck her foot on a plate and said 'Corn'
Your mom is so stupid I saw her putting lipstick on her forehead and I asked her what she was doing...she said she was trying to make up her mind.
Your mom is so stupid she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing out all of the W's
You mom is so stupid when she was on Double Dare they asked her name and she said she would take the psyical challenge!
If someone told your mom to "Haul Ass' it would take her 3 trips in a dump truck.
Your mom is so stupid she put a Ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept
That's it for today!!!
Post by: wreck_0ne on September 25, 2002, 10:13:00 PM
Yo mama's so stupid it takes her an hour to make minute rice.
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the movies and she saw a sign that said "Under 17 Not Admitted" so she went and got 16 of her friends.
Yo mama's so fat, whenever she wears her Malcolm X shirt helicopters try to land on her.
Yo mama's got a glass eye with a fish in it.
Yo mama, yo mama, yo mama.......
Post by: _KC_ on September 27, 2002, 01:44:00 AM
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Post by: bagel5009 on October 03, 2002, 10:10:00 PM
Who's there?
Sham.
Sham who?
I didn't know we were talking about yo mama.
Post by: bagel5009 on October 03, 2002, 10:11:00 PM
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Post by: bagel5009 on October 03, 2002, 10:14:00 PM
A: The Titanic sunk and your mama floated.
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Yo mama is so dumb that she got locked in the bathroom and peed her pants.
Post by: bagel5009 on October 03, 2002, 10:28:00 PM
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Post by: pCeSlAyEr on October 09, 2002, 02:57:00 AM
Yo mama's like a bungee cord... 100 dollars for 30 seconds and if that rubber breaks, your ass is dead.
Yo mama's like a fine restaurant, she only takes deliveries in the rear.
Yo mama's like a Mr. Bucket, I can always put my balls in her mouth.
Yo mama's like a bag of potato chips, "Free-To-Lay."
Yo mama's so greasy, she sweats butter and syrup and has a full time job at Denny's wiping pancakes across her forehead.
Yo mama's so dirty, she gets ring around the collar when she wears tank tops.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she bought a video tape on how to fix your VCR!
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Post by: HSDEMONZ on November 04, 2002, 10:03:00 PM
Why are all these mean people making fun of my Mama...
Post by: LumbraX on November 04, 2002, 10:09:00 PM
Atleast we will never loose her!
Post by: rocketsauce on November 10, 2002, 09:28:00 AM
Regards,
Hank Hill
Post by: phiberoptik on November 17, 2002, 12:05:00 PM
Post by: 2_COOL on November 17, 2002, 02:47:00 PM
Yo mama's so ugly just after she was born, her mama'said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama's so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama's like a bus; guys climb on and off her all day long.
Yo mama's like a Christmas tree; everybody hangs balls on her.
Yo mama's like a gas station - You gotta pay before You pump
Yo mama's like a race car driver...she burns a lot of rubbers.
Yo mama's like a railroad track; she gets laid all over the country.
Yo mama's like McDonalds... Billions and Billions served.
Yo mama's like butter, she spreads easy.
Yo mama's like the pillsbury dough boy - everybody pokes her
Yo mamas like walgreens open 24 hrs.
Yo mama's so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo mama's so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again
Yo mama's so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
Yo mama's so fat uses blanket as a washcloth
Yo mama's so fat she fell in love and broke it.
WOW I didn't know I knew that much
Post by: phantazma1 on November 23, 2002, 11:39:00 AM
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