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Title: You Have Been Playing Halo Too Long When...
Post by: [oMega] on August 20, 2002, 01:50:00 PM

When you see someone's back and you want to hit it so they will die quickly.

When you want to stick a plasma granade on your friends body.

When you start to drive wrecklessly and just start trying to run over people.

When you have the HUD burnt into your retinas.  

Title: You Have Been Playing Halo Too Long When...
Post by: DaGamePimp on August 22, 2002, 11:17:00 PM

you start searching for a Halo costume for your 5 year old to wear for halloween ... in June .
-[DGP]-

Title: You Have Been Playing Halo Too Long When...
Post by: kkattfish on August 23, 2002, 02:33:00 PM

you are at work on the 15th story and wonder how many people you could snipe before getting shot down.

Title: You Have Been Playing Halo Too Long When...
Post by: JCD on August 26, 2002, 01:29:00 PM

when you pick up a pencil you try to figure out if it's covenant or human

And remaining ammo...

Title: You Have Been Playing Halo Too Long When...
Post by: MURDERER on August 27, 2002, 07:59:00 PM

When You Try To Look Around With Your Right Thumb.

Title: You Have Been Playing Halo Too Long When...
Post by: kkattfish on August 28, 2002, 02:53:00 AM

you're driving behind a slow a** on the freeway in the fast lane and you wish you were in the scorpion or the warthog with a shooter and could take out the entire car.

Title: You Have Been Playing Halo Too Long When...
Post by: MURDERER on August 28, 2002, 03:31:00 AM

When You Get Bored And You Begin Looking Around Your Neighborhood For Ways You Can Rocket Jump Off The Map

You Have Been Playing Halo Too Long When...

When You Really Don't Want To Play Halo, But You Pick Up The Controller Anyway....


When You Became So Good, You Have To Shave Points Off Your Own Score, Or Else The Other Players Will Quit.


When You Buy A Brand New Game You Have Been Waiting For, But You Only Play It For One Hour, Then You Pop In Halo Again.............

Title: You Have Been Playing Halo Too Long When...
Post by: kkattfish on August 29, 2002, 02:53:00 AM

haha, hell yeah i got a new game just yesterday played it for like 15 minutes and went back to halo, haven't touched it since.  good one

Title: You Have Been Playing Halo Too Long When...
Post by: GTac01 on August 29, 2002, 05:40:00 PM

danm, these are so good prolly they've actuallyt havppend. lol. I wish i even had the chance to play halo  

Title: You Have Been Playing Halo Too Long When...
Post by: johnney5 on March 10, 2003, 01:45:00 PM

you know you have been playing halo too long when......
-you have such an urge to thwack someone in the back
-you see red dots when you look at people
-you only wear red or blue clothes

cant think of any more, but trust me, it happens to me all the time where i start thinking about halo, or relate life to halo or something

Title: You Have Been Playing Halo Too Long When...
Post by: Fuzzy on March 10, 2003, 04:31:00 PM

your teacher puts is hand under his desk to grab a paper and you start mumbling please be a frag please be a frag (if you dont get it you havent played halo enough!)

Title: You Have Been Playing Halo Too Long When...
Post by: feflicker on March 10, 2003, 04:37:00 PM

When your friends start asking you when you won't be playing Halo, so you can hang out.

Title: You Have Been Playing Halo Too Long When...
Post by: Rollo on March 10, 2003, 05:55:00 PM

QUOTE

When You Try To Look Around With Your Right Thumb.

That is the best!
You know you've been playing Halo too long when .....
......you forget to save before you turn it off and you systematically throw everything within arms reach!
......you're wife starts talking about divorce and you don't even press pause.
......you go to turn off your Xbox when you are FINALLY finished but you can't find it cuz it melted thru the floor!

Title: You Have Been Playing Halo Too Long When...
Post by: Fuzzy on March 11, 2003, 04:15:00 PM

-You buy a pair of dog tags with master chiefs info on it ( i have a friend whos a fellow halo obsessor who has these and i wish i had a pair!)

Title: You Have Been Playing Halo Too Long When...
Post by: MURDERER on September 11, 2002, 11:46:00 PM

QUOTE (GTac01 @ Aug 29 2002, 11:40 PM)

danm, these are so good prolly they've actuallyt havppend. lol. I wish i even had the chance to play halo

                                     

Title: You Have Been Playing Halo Too Long When...
Post by: ^^^Maximus^^^ on September 13, 2002, 03:27:00 AM

You know you've played Halo to much....

When you hear on TV that there is going to be a flood, so you run out of your house with a shotgun screaming.

Title: You Have Been Playing Halo Too Long When...
Post by: Drew826 on September 14, 2002, 02:27:00 AM

hahahahaha

Title: You Have Been Playing Halo Too Long When...
Post by: CZroe on September 14, 2002, 05:47:00 AM

You've been playing games (Purposely generalized) too long when...

You're beard keeps getting tangled in your controller cord...

You suddenly realize that Reagan is no longer president...

You start looking for a warp zone in Tic-Tac-Toe

*shamelessly ripped from an old issue of Nintendo Power*

Title: You Have Been Playing Halo Too Long When...
Post by: Trag on September 18, 2002, 12:21:00 PM

when......
           .......straffing is part of the way you  walk.

Title: You Have Been Playing Halo Too Long When...
Post by: evenlfo on September 18, 2002, 08:43:00 PM

.....when you start repeating lines form the game.



......oh no grenade
......down in front!
......get up so i can kill you again!
......marines! we are leaving!

Title: You Have Been Playing Halo Too Long When...
Post by: deka on September 18, 2002, 10:17:00 PM

Anyway...Sometimes I have dreams of playing Halo. And I get hit from a Hunter and they drop my shields...and I can hear the beeping sound when you have no shields then I take 1 shot to their back and put them down....then I hear the recharge sound in my sleep.  

Title: You Have Been Playing Halo Too Long When...
Post by: kkattfish on September 18, 2002, 11:35:00 PM

Title: You Have Been Playing Halo Too Long When...
Post by: dignick on September 19, 2002, 10:18:00 AM

Title: You Have Been Playing Halo Too Long When...
Post by: dignick on September 19, 2002, 10:20:00 AM

Your running from the pigs and you try to find a (oh shit what r they called) invincibility thingy!

Title: You Have Been Playing Halo Too Long When...
Post by: bagel5009 on October 03, 2002, 08:20:00 PM

when you start using your controler to masterbate

Title: You Have Been Playing Halo Too Long When...
Post by: bagel5009 on October 03, 2002, 08:21:00 PM

when your teacher asks for attendance, and swear your name is master chief, and your gf is cortona

Title: You Have Been Playing Halo Too Long When...
Post by: bagel5009 on October 03, 2002, 08:22:00 PM

when you think your xbox is a plasma  grenade, so you hammer it do death

Title: You Have Been Playing Halo Too Long When...
Post by: bagel5009 on October 03, 2002, 08:23:00 PM

Title: You Have Been Playing Halo Too Long When...
Post by: bagel5009 on October 03, 2002, 08:24:00 PM

when you have a ceaser and you start singing like a munk. (theme song)

Title: You Have Been Playing Halo Too Long When...
Post by: bagel5009 on October 03, 2002, 08:24:00 PM

when you go to your dresser and you dont see your armor

Title: You Have Been Playing Halo Too Long When...
Post by: bagel5009 on October 03, 2002, 08:26:00 PM

when you see your xbox screen say "overplayed" and shuts down 4 ever!

Title: You Have Been Playing Halo Too Long When...
Post by: bagel5009 on October 03, 2002, 08:26:00 PM

when you  dress up as master chief on haloween

Title: You Have Been Playing Halo Too Long When...
Post by: bagel5009 on October 03, 2002, 08:27:00 PM

when you snore the them song

Title: You Have Been Playing Halo Too Long When...
Post by: bagel5009 on October 03, 2002, 08:27:00 PM

when you just realize you are flooding a post

Title: You Have Been Playing Halo Too Long When...
Post by: bagel5009 on October 03, 2002, 08:27:00 PM

oops

Title: You Have Been Playing Halo Too Long When...
Post by: bagel5009 on October 03, 2002, 08:28:00 PM

Title: You Have Been Playing Halo Too Long When...
Post by: pCeSlAyEr on October 09, 2002, 03:06:00 AM

You have been playing Halo too long when you start replying to a thread and realize you could be playing Halo instead.... Laters...

Title: You Have Been Playing Halo Too Long When...
Post by: bagel5009 on October 09, 2002, 05:07:00 PM

When you become inmune to going to the bathroom

Title: You Have Been Playing Halo Too Long When...
Post by: LiquidZero on October 15, 2002, 11:07:00 PM

When you hop out of bed, and kill your housemates because, g'damn it, my eyes were fuzzy and they LOOKED like the flood...

Err...  you mean this hasn't happened to you guys?

Title: You Have Been Playing Halo Too Long When...
Post by: CASTOR_TROY on October 27, 2002, 01:41:00 AM

Title: You Have Been Playing Halo Too Long When...
Post by: Fuzzy on November 24, 2002, 09:28:00 AM

when you kick your friends little brothe in the head claimingy you thought he was a grunt (ive done it)

Title: You Have Been Playing Halo Too Long When...
Post by: cykiller on November 26, 2002, 05:21:00 AM

Title: You Have Been Playing Halo Too Long When...
Post by: KazuyaWaruasobi on November 28, 2002, 01:26:00 AM

When you have dreams about warthogs. I lent it to a friend of mine and she had dreams about warthogs. . . .

Title: You Have Been Playing Halo Too Long When...
Post by: KazuyaWaruasobi on November 28, 2002, 07:53:00 PM

If only every gamer were 5.1 and HDTV enabled. . .