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Title: Bill Gates Recently Apologised Over The Www To...
Post by: dannybeckett on March 26, 2005, 06:56:00 AM
Hi,
Didnt know where to put this so i've put it in here. I've also submitted it to slashdot.
Here goes:

QUOTE(PetitionOnline)
Hello, on behalf of the entire MS® Corporation I sincerely apologise. I would firstly like to thank you in your continued support in me and the MS® Corporation and I assure you that these growing problems WILL be rectified. Second, I would like the spam to my email regarding these problems stopped if possible, but you may still mail me for other reasons ([email protected]). Penultimately, I would like to say that compensation will be given out in the form of a 10% discount on the next-gen xbox due to be released in November of this year. Finally, I would like to take this opportunity to tell all beta testers for the upcoming Windows™ OS - Codenamed Longhorn - that beta versions of this product will be despatched within the next couple of months. Good day, and thankyou once again for your continued support in me and the MS® Corporation. Mr. William Gates III


It is available to see at PetitionOnline.com here (Signature number 1842)

Danny Beckett
Title: Bill Gates Recently Apologised Over The Www To...
Post by: SICKdimension on March 26, 2005, 08:25:00 AM
"Sorry for having our xbox catch on fire in your living room.... here, take 10% off the next one."
Title: Bill Gates Recently Apologised Over The Www To...
Post by: ChInEsE ChIcKeN on March 26, 2005, 09:36:00 AM
QUOTE(SICKdimension @ Mar 26 2005, 09:55 AM)
"Sorry for having our xbox catch on fire in your living room.... here, take 10% off the next one."
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COMPLETELY AGREED................. <_<  <_<  <_<  <_<
Title: Bill Gates Recently Apologised Over The Www To...
Post by: G0t M4xx 21 on March 26, 2005, 09:45:00 AM
wait, is that really Billy G? If it was, wouldn't he have signed it "Sir" William Gates III, not "Mr."?

Part of me would like to believe that it was really him (hey, its cool to have Bill Gates sign a petition I created), but as of right now we have no proof that its really him, it could be somebody else from M$, or some random person playing a joke.
Title: Bill Gates Recently Apologised Over The Www To...
Post by: dannybeckett on March 26, 2005, 09:53:00 AM
Maybe he forgot he is a sir!

Sit back and watch the show!!

 :popcorn:
Title: Bill Gates Recently Apologised Over The Www To...
Post by: zikronix on March 26, 2005, 11:29:00 AM
thats a crock
Title: Bill Gates Recently Apologised Over The Www To...
Post by: tutyet on March 26, 2005, 11:01:00 AM
wow 10% off my next explaoding xbox!

dannybeckett, your right!

ma bring the popcorn!  pop.gif
Title: Bill Gates Recently Apologised Over The Www To...
Post by: dannybeckett on March 26, 2005, 02:39:00 PM
Lol.

*munch much*

 :popcorn:
Title: Bill Gates Recently Apologised Over The Www To...
Post by: fahrenheit on March 26, 2005, 03:12:00 PM
Sure, he requests not to have his email spammed, then proceeds to put the address out there for all the bots to find.   rotfl.gif
Title: Bill Gates Recently Apologised Over The Www To...
Post by: garyopa on March 26, 2005, 04:05:00 PM
Since Mr. William Gates, is NOT a Britan cizten he CAN NOT use the title of
"Sir", enough tho he was "knighted" by the queen.

Mr. Gates would need to buy a home in england, become a resident for
a few years, then apply to become a "citzen" of england, afterthat he would
earn the right to be called "Sir".

I am sure it is in his plans in the near future.
Title: Bill Gates Recently Apologised Over The Www To...
Post by: xboxbox451 on March 26, 2005, 04:11:00 PM
QUOTE(dannybeckett @ Mar 26 2005, 07:26 AM)
I would like to say that compensation will be given out in the form of a 10% discount on the next-gen xbox due to be released in November of this year.
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This cant be serious.

First off, how will this so called 10% discount work? Will everyone get 10% off? If so, that means M$ can just say theres a 10% discount, when in reality theres probably a 10% increasse. What bullshit.

If this is true, its just a promotion to get people to by thier new system.
Title: Bill Gates Recently Apologised Over The Www To...
Post by: dannybeckett on March 26, 2005, 05:13:00 PM
Maybe you take in your receipt of purchase of your xbox 1 and if the date on it matches a certain criteria, you get 10%. I think this may cause a bit of a stir though. And as for the knighthood, maybe he was being polite as he thought of what garyopa said.
Title: Bill Gates Recently Apologised Over The Www To...
Post by: xboxbox451 on March 26, 2005, 06:15:00 PM
Puuuhhlease, true reparations should be made in either a cash rebate, free xbl subscription, or 1/2 off a new game coupon.

This is just an attempt to get people to buy their new system. That is of course if this apology is legitimate.
Title: Bill Gates Recently Apologised Over The Www To...
Post by: dannybeckett on March 26, 2005, 06:21:00 PM
Yes, half price on a game would save you £20 (if the game is £40) but 10% off a new xbox would be better in the long run.

i.e. if 10% off £150 is £135 you have only saved £15 compared to the half off a game thing, BUT, who buys legit games?

 :ph34r:
Title: Bill Gates Recently Apologised Over The Www To...
Post by: xboxbox451 on March 26, 2005, 06:40:00 PM
QUOTE(dannybeckett @ Mar 26 2005, 06:51 PM)
Yes, half price on a game would save you £20 (if the game is £40) but 10% off a new xbox would be better in the long run.

i.e. if 10% off £150 is £135 you have only saved £15 compared to the half off a game thing, BUT, who buys legit games?

 :ph34r:
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Your right, forgot to do the math on that one. Lets bump that up to one free game, for the legitimate people of this world, of course.
Title: Bill Gates Recently Apologised Over The Www To...
Post by: Genezis on March 26, 2005, 06:34:00 PM
That is definately a fake. Like stated before, he would never post his e-mail address there, especially when asking for the spam to stop. Second, he would never throw out a line like "on the next-gen xbox due to be released in November of this year."
Title: Bill Gates Recently Apologised Over The Www To...
Post by: xboxbox451 on March 26, 2005, 06:39:00 PM
QUOTE(Genezis @ Mar 26 2005, 07:40 PM)
That is definately a fake. Like stated before, he would never post his e-mail address there, especially when asking for the spam to stop. Second, he would never throw out a line like "on the next-gen xbox due to be released in November of this year."
Title: Bill Gates Recently Apologised Over The Www To...
Post by: Poobah on March 26, 2005, 09:33:00 PM
I think it's fake. The was hardly formal, and what kind of rich founder of a rich company would sign some stupid petition? No-one ever gives a damn about petitions!
Title: Bill Gates Recently Apologised Over The Www To...
Post by: G0t M4xx 21 on March 26, 2005, 10:47:00 PM
QUOTE(cavemonkey50 @ Mar 27 2005, 03:25 AM)
Also, his email could not be [email protected]. MS.com is Morgan Stanely's website.
Title: Bill Gates Recently Apologised Over The Www To...
Post by: dannybeckett on March 28, 2005, 04:12:00 AM
*bump*
Title: Bill Gates Recently Apologised Over The Www To...
Post by: xp-power on March 29, 2005, 11:48:00 AM
rotfl.gif  rotfl.gif
Title: Bill Gates Recently Apologised Over The Www To...
Post by: sapper on March 29, 2005, 05:39:00 PM
i laugh at anyone who belives this.

First, the statement amounts to admitting to selling a defective product opening he and his corperation up to massive lawsuits.

Second, Bill Gates is not going to take time out of his day to address this, thats what his lawyers are for.

Third, in what manner would most people be able to prove they are eligable for the discount? Most people dont save reciepts for 4 years. What if you bought it used/ refurbed?

And fourth, MS has not released an official launch date of the next gen xbox. The November date is when its "expected". Remeber how many other things were "expected" early on in xbox history. I rember  a claim that they would have 100 xbox live games by the end of the first year.........around 18 months later they hit the mark.
Title: Bill Gates Recently Apologised Over The Www To...
Post by: dannybeckett on March 30, 2005, 03:34:00 PM
how do you know it is untrue?