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Title: 10 Signs You Might Be Playing To Much Gears Of War
Post by: twistedsymphony on December 11, 2006, 07:13:00 AM
10.-You shout "BOOM!" whenever you see an explosion (on the news/movies/other games) and then giggle like a little girl.

9.-You hear a baby/small child/animal screeming and start mumbling to yourself about #$%&@ wretches.

8.-You say "Nice!" in responce to just about everything.

6.-When walking down the street at night you duck and run between each lit area to stay away from the kryll.

7.-Whenever you hear a small engine rev you get all paranoid and start looking around for a locust with a chainsaw.

6.-You double check every corner everywhere you go just incase there are some dogtags there.

5.-Someone pisses you off so you bust out a laser pointer and shine it on them while you wait for the hammer to drop... Then you think it probably doesnt' work because you're indoors.

4.-You see a dead animal on the side of the road so you run up and say "good to go", then when you realize you're too late you say sorry before remembering that they can't hear you once they're dead.

3.-You see a large crater in the ground near a construction site and without thinking you take your cell phone out of your pocket and lob it in... just in-case.

2.-You try to active reload the batteries on your wirless controller but get the timing wrong and it jams, so you swear at it and smack it around a bit.

1.-You consider the birth of your first born "Emergence Day"


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Title: 10 Signs You Might Be Playing To Much Gears Of War
Post by: cerealkillajme on December 11, 2006, 07:21:00 AM
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Think #5 is my favorite
Title: 10 Signs You Might Be Playing To Much Gears Of War
Post by: NoFace on December 11, 2006, 08:00:00 AM
My fav is #4, halarious stuff
Title: 10 Signs You Might Be Playing To Much Gears Of War
Post by: xboxSlayer on December 11, 2006, 08:46:00 AM
Awsome.  laugh.gif I liked #3.
Title: 10 Signs You Might Be Playing To Much Gears Of War
Post by: Super-Mari0 on December 11, 2006, 10:32:00 AM
totally awesome.  muhaha.gif
Title: 10 Signs You Might Be Playing To Much Gears Of War
Post by: sp3cialk on December 11, 2006, 12:02:00 PM
I think I've always done #8 as well... only after Borat came out did I add his accent to it...
Title: 10 Signs You Might Be Playing To Much Gears Of War
Post by: jabroniekilla on December 11, 2006, 01:31:00 PM
I find myself going to the food store with my family and just yelling "REGROUP!"  when I am ready to check out.  
that has definately got to be GOW related wink.gif
also,  I think my wife has the Berserker gene in her blood, I always have to be slow and silent when near her.
Title: 10 Signs You Might Be Playing To Much Gears Of War
Post by: HamSandwhich on December 11, 2006, 04:33:00 PM
Ahhh god! 10 and 8, I say them all the time, even at unrelated shit! jester.gif
Title: 10 Signs You Might Be Playing To Much Gears Of War
Post by: commandersafi on December 11, 2006, 04:42:00 PM
I do #8 all the time lol  laugh.gif
Title: 10 Signs You Might Be Playing To Much Gears Of War
Post by: HamSandwhich on December 11, 2006, 04:49:00 PM
I keep expecting him to say "Bite my shiny metal ass!" all the time now, never happens though laugh.gif
Title: 10 Signs You Might Be Playing To Much Gears Of War
Post by: Tripme on December 11, 2006, 09:21:00 PM
haha, nice list.

Me and my friend are always quoting Marcus
    "Yup Baird, Ya did"
    "Yup, kinda wish I hadn't"
    "Dip shit"

Add that to the fact that I had a dream that I was in a real life multiplayer match of Gears.....(Prob the coolest dream I have ever had tongue.gif )...I would say I had been playing to much.

Oh, and making the locust running noise while pretending to do a roadie run.....lol
Title: 10 Signs You Might Be Playing To Much Gears Of War
Post by: lowendfrequency on December 12, 2006, 07:16:00 AM
hah good stuff laugh.gif

My friends and I don't even call it Gears of War anymore.  We've affectionately nicknamed the game "Chainsaw to the face".  We'll just be sitting around and someone will look over and say "So....   does your ma....   want some....    ...  ...   ...chainsaw to the face?" and it's game on. laugh.gif  laugh.gif
Title: 10 Signs You Might Be Playing To Much Gears Of War
Post by: VinnySem on December 12, 2006, 09:38:00 AM
Nice!
Title: 10 Signs You Might Be Playing To Much Gears Of War
Post by: esc1 on December 20, 2006, 09:42:00 PM
Two thumbs up.  Overall very funny.  Give my props to #4.  smile.gif
Title: 10 Signs You Might Be Playing To Much Gears Of War
Post by: _GhOsT_ on December 20, 2006, 10:18:00 PM
i must say that i suffer from #10
Title: 10 Signs You Might Be Playing To Much Gears Of War
Post by: evilgizmo on December 20, 2006, 10:47:00 PM
# 4 is the freakin best lol tongue.gif
Title: 10 Signs You Might Be Playing To Much Gears Of War
Post by: mlmadmax on December 21, 2006, 09:00:00 PM
that is some funny shit biggrin.gif
Title: 10 Signs You Might Be Playing To Much Gears Of War
Post by: bigphill911 on January 06, 2007, 07:38:00 PM
funny stuff man
Title: 10 Signs You Might Be Playing To Much Gears Of War
Post by: CattyKid on January 20, 2007, 09:43:00 PM
This is the first time I've read this and... it's freaking hilarious smile.gif
Great post Twisted biggrin.gif