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Title: Standup Comedian Russell Peters
Post by: batman5315 on February 23, 2005, 01:29:00 PM
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Title: Standup Comedian Russell Peters
Post by: HydroBob on February 24, 2005, 10:14:00 PM
Yeah, I have his whole act on my computer. He is easily one of the funniest comedians ever.

"Yo momma so fat, when she jump fo joyyyyyyyyyyy, she go stuk!"
Title: Standup Comedian Russell Peters
Post by: batman5315 on February 24, 2005, 10:24:00 PM
yeah

that is the whole act but i could only find it in realmedia

does he have any others?
Title: Standup Comedian Russell Peters
Post by: Marshall15 on February 25, 2005, 10:21:00 AM
Ill tell you one Ron White did on the new Ride Agian Moive.


"Have you ever take a crap so big your pants fit better? " Ron Said.

"I hope that happens to me later tonight. These babys dont fit anymore." Ron said

"Hopeing im one turd  away from backing into a old wardrobe. " He said.

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If i remember, ill come back and add more he did and ones his friends did.

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Title: Standup Comedian Russell Peters
Post by: Silentscream__ on February 25, 2005, 10:35:00 AM
If you want some real good stand up comedy, check out Ricky Gervais, hes a fucking genius  rotfl.gif
Title: Standup Comedian Russell Peters
Post by: alikaz on February 25, 2005, 02:01:00 PM
haha russsell peters is the mannnn, hes commin to mcmaster on march 4th to perform
Title: Standup Comedian Russell Peters
Post by: mr_chips on March 02, 2005, 02:32:00 PM
definately one of the funniest guys around!
Title: Standup Comedian Russell Peters
Post by: aswilbourn on March 23, 2005, 03:27:00 AM
I wonder if you guys can help cause this is driving me mad!! blink.gif  I saw a comedian on the Comedy Store about 4 months ago and he was the funniest comedian I have ever seen! But I can't remember his name so can't search for any of his stuff on google!

He was a big black comedian who was quite stock but quite fat with it. He wore a leather jacket and his routine included the special olympics, have you ever been gay by accident whilst looking for things and the classic lines:

'You ever feel like punching a complete stranger in the head. Just to let them know that their are people out their who would do that sort of sh*t'

Any help and I would be 4eva greatful!
Title: Standup Comedian Russell Peters
Post by: reZz on March 26, 2005, 04:50:00 PM
QUOTE
Ve are Indian and ve are gay!