Post by: lebriznon on November 07, 2004, 04:55:00 PM
9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too." Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look." Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it?
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really
give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
8. When people say "life is short". What the fuck?? Life is the
longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumb ass? <
Post by: deathx88 on November 08, 2004, 08:27:00 PM
that really does piss me off <
Post by: MoeMan949222 on November 08, 2004, 10:09:00 PM
but why are you maddd...lol
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Post by: gcskate27 on November 09, 2004, 12:09:00 AM
"grape nuts... you open up the box: no grapes, no nuts... WHAT IS THE DEAL!!?!?!??!"
(IMG:http://www4.district125.k12.il.us/faculty/mfinlay/websp03/websites/Kratz/jerry%20seinfeld/jerry.gif) <
Post by: blueshogun96 on November 09, 2004, 09:13:00 AM
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| 9 Things I Hate About Everyone |
Including yourself?
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| 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? |
I dont know anyone who does that.
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| 2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. |
Tell me, have YOU ever looked for the remote? 
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| 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too." Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it? |
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| 4. When people say "it's always the last place you look." Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? |
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| 5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking floor. |
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| 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? |
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| 7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it. |
so true 
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| 8. When people say "life is short". What the fuck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you do that's longer? |
You can burn in hell, if you belive in that sort of thing.
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| 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumb ass? |
Hmmm, maybe you would both be a dumbass if you didn't know that you missed the friggin bus.
I'd give your post a C-
I'd give your post a C-
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| and while we're on comedy from the mid 90's... "grape nuts... you open up the box: no grapes, no nuts... WHAT IS THE DEAL!!?!?!??!" |
Post by: quall on November 10, 2004, 08:49:00 AM
2.So If I get home from work and am very tired, half way asleep, you think I want to channel surf standing 3 feet in front f the tv? If you hate those people, then you are entitled to it.
3. Never had anyone say that to myself, so i can't really releate.
4. That is supposed to be an ironic saying, because it is always in the last place you look. Get it? Not the meaning, but the irony?
5. Yah, and when somebody points to something 100ft away in the same direction you are facing and laughs, you probably get pissed too. I mean, why are they pointing, it is 100ft in front of you :rolleyes:
6. I personally would rather have somebody ask me that question, than to just started telling me a story with a long question after that. I would like to be prepared for it. Maybe you are not as annoyed when somebody asks you a long question that you don't know much about the subject in which it is about.
7. New and improved...in the context that it has just released, not that it has never been done before. Improved meaning it is better than the last version. Makes perfect sense.
8. When you get 70, if you had a good life, you will likely say it is short if you are about to die.
9. Usually bus stops have MANY busses. A school bus is the only place I would see this question pointless.
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Post by: lebriznon on November 10, 2004, 03:19:00 PM
Post by: quall on November 10, 2004, 06:06:00 PM
Post by: deathx88 on November 10, 2004, 07:31:00 PM
| QUOTE (gcskate27 @ Nov 9 2004, 10:06 AM) |
| and while we're on comedy from the mid 90's... "grape nuts... you open up the box: no grapes, no nuts... WHAT IS THE DEAL!!?!?!??!"  |
jerry seinfeld was a classic
Post by: MoeMan949222 on November 11, 2004, 12:00:00 AM
Post by: Mike_657 on November 11, 2004, 12:11:00 PM
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| 5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking floor. |
there are other things you can do in a movie theater than watch the movie.. you wouldnt know though
edit: oh, lol, nvm, you didnt even write this thing.. i thought you were serious like quall though.
Post by: buckwilliamsca on November 15, 2004, 09:33:00 PM
Post by: green_beetle on November 15, 2004, 11:47:00 PM
| QUOTE (deathx88 @ Nov 9 2004, 03:24 PM) |
| how about when people use the word guesstimate that really does piss me off |
I can't agree with you enough on that one.
who the fuck says guestimate, morons i guess.
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Post by: gcskate27 on November 16, 2004, 12:46:00 AM
Post by: green_beetle on November 16, 2004, 02:44:00 AM
Post by: blueshogun96 on November 16, 2004, 10:55:00 AM
| QUOTE (Mike_657 @ Nov 11 2004, 09:14 PM) |
| edit: oh, lol, nvm, you didnt even write this thing.. i thought you were serious like quall though. |
me too