QUOTE (Ween311 @ Oct 6 2004, 11:18 AM) |
7.) On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
8.) When stumbling upon other men watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.
20.) Never talk to a Man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e. Both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need. |
I like these.
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30.) A Man must never own a cat or like his girlfriend's cat. |
Cats are cool...
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37.) Never, EVER slap or smack another Man. |
smacking people is fun... a quick whack to the back of the head is usually good discipline for doing something stupid...
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37.) Never, EVER slap or smack another Man. |
I'd smack a man before id ever smack a woman. Have you no respect?
It's easy to tell what kind of "man" wrote these and what kind of "boy" would follow them.
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Buddy, where in that commandment does it say that it is OK to hit a woman? All it is saying is "If you are going to hit a man, punch him, no slapping"
Also, this is the comedy forum, don't take everything so seriously.
Right on
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smacking people is fun... a quick whack to the back of the head is usually good discipline for doing something stupid... |
Smacks are only appropriate when they are hitler smacks. If you don't know what a hitler smack is, then you're not allowed to do it (and it has nothign to do with being racist).
:lol: Good laugh
seriously though....smaking is gay.
and blueshogun96 needs to relax. its a joke.
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I think the only exception is the backhand to the back of the head. IE "Oi, I called seat back before grabbin another brewski!" followed by *Backhand*.
QUOTE (Big_L @ Oct 13 2004, 08:55 PM) |
and blueshogun96 needs to relax. its a joke. |
You're right. Sorry everyone.
That's way too many rules to follow.
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That's way too many rules to follow. |
They're not as much rules, as they are Man's Instinct.
QUOTE (Baner @ Oct 25 2004, 08:43 PM) |
They're not as much rules, as they are Man's Instinct. |
not every man's