Post by: fishlord on September 27, 2004, 11:01:00 PM
Post by: Mike_657 on September 27, 2004, 11:07:00 PM
Post by: fishlord on September 27, 2004, 11:30:00 PM
Post by: Zero on September 28, 2004, 12:00:00 AM
| QUOTE (fishlord @ Sep 28 2004, 04:53 AM) |
| shit ass |
That doesn't even make sense. <
Post by: shavedrat on September 27, 2004, 10:52:00 PM
oh, and its clearly, your mom
Post by: fishlord on September 28, 2004, 12:39:00 AM
oh i also like just saying "you are" to whatever they say. <
Post by: EvilWays on September 28, 2004, 01:54:00 AM
"Thanks a lot you shit-brained, fuck-faced, ball breaking, duck fucking pain in the ass." - John Spartan, Demolition Man
This post has been edited by EvilWays: Sep 28 2004, 08:58 AM <
Post by: gasclown on September 28, 2004, 04:13:00 AM
<
Post by: green_beetle on September 28, 2004, 06:39:00 AM
"you got served"
edit: added one more
This post has been edited by green_beetle: Sep 28 2004, 01:40 PM <
Post by: Zero on September 28, 2004, 05:03:00 PM
| QUOTE (fishlord @ Sep 28 2004, 06:31 AM) |
| shitass makes as much sense as dickhead... oh i also like just saying "you are" to whatever they say. |
A dick head is an actual thing. <
Post by: nemt on September 28, 2004, 03:59:00 PM
| QUOTE (Mike_657 @ Sep 28 2004, 12:59 AM) |
| fish lord. |
Post by: fishlord on September 28, 2004, 07:50:00 PM
| QUOTE (Zero @ Sep 28 2004, 11:55 PM) |
| A dick head is an actual thing. |
so is a shitass <
Post by: Fuzzy on September 28, 2004, 08:52:00 PM
Actually whenever I don't like the graphics in a game, I find it very effective to call it a graphical shit-fest. Try it, it feels good. <
Post by: Rylinkus on September 28, 2004, 09:20:00 PM
try calling someone "nemt"....... Pretty funny, no?
Post by: Chicken Scratch Boy on September 28, 2004, 10:57:00 PM
you Fuzzy!
(he just happened to be the first post besides rylinkus...) <
Post by: Mike_657 on September 28, 2004, 10:23:00 PM
| QUOTE (Rylinkus @ Sep 29 2004, 05:23 AM) |
| try calling someone "nemt"....... Pretty funny, no? |
it was pretty funny until he called me a fish lord... now my feelings are really hurt
Post by: fishlord on September 28, 2004, 11:57:00 PM
Post by: EvilWays on September 29, 2004, 07:26:00 AM
There hasn't been a case of a drive-by "Deez Nutz"...why is that?
Post by: Rylinkus on September 29, 2004, 01:49:00 PM
| QUOTE (polyesterjones @ Sep 29 2004, 10:54 AM) |
| Lick my John Stamos. |
Post by: bluedeath on September 29, 2004, 04:44:00 PM
Post by: Zero on September 29, 2004, 09:47:00 PM
| QUOTE (polyesterjones @ Sep 29 2004, 09:54 AM) |
| Lick my John Stamos. |
Best one so far.
Post by: nemt on September 29, 2004, 09:50:00 PM
Post by: Mike_657 on September 29, 2004, 10:45:00 PM
| QUOTE (nemt @ Sep 30 2004, 05:53 AM) |
| "samp" was my default insult for a while. |
you... samp?
Post by: gcskate27 on September 30, 2004, 12:05:00 AM
Post by: EvilWays on September 30, 2004, 01:28:00 AM
Post by: pegasys on September 30, 2004, 01:24:00 PM
Post by: blueshogun96 on September 30, 2004, 01:50:00 PM
| QUOTE (Rylinkus @ Sep 29 2004, 05:23 AM) |
| try calling someone "nemt"....... Pretty funny, no? |
Lay off my friend nemt. If you're messin with him, you're messin with me
btw: That's not what yo momma said last night
| QUOTE |
| There hasn't been a case of a drive-by "Deez Nutz"...why is that? |
Maybe it's because it's not funny
Post by: Fuzzy on September 30, 2004, 06:34:00 PM
| QUOTE (nagmine @ Sep 30 2004, 01:57 AM) |
| asshat |
Oh, how could I forget about good old asshat. It's just one of those great insults that noone responds to, they just kind of look down sadly. "Good job you stupid asshat, you fuckin' got us all killed."
Post by: Rylinkus on September 30, 2004, 07:48:00 PM
| QUOTE (blueshogun96 @ Sep 30 2004, 09:53 PM) |
| Lay off my friend nemt. If you're messin with him, you're messin with me btw: That's not what yo momma said last night Maybe it's because it's not funny |
That's the second post supporting nemt. I don't get it. I'll assume his mom is paying you to say nice things about him.
Post by: blueshogun96 on October 01, 2004, 06:31:00 PM
| QUOTE (Rylinkus @ Oct 1 2004, 03:51 AM) |
| That's the second post supporting nemt. I don't get it. I'll assume his mom is paying you to say nice things about him. |
No, it's just that friends look after one another. Besides, I don't think nemt lives with his mom anymore. He's old enough to be his own man now.
Post by: EmperorPsiblade on October 01, 2004, 06:35:00 PM
| QUOTE |
| Oh, how could I forget about good old asshat. It's just one of those great insults that noone responds to, they just kind of look down sadly. "Good job you stupid asshat, you fuckin' got us all killed." |
yep you can't beat a classic
Post by: fishlord on October 01, 2004, 09:59:00 PM
| QUOTE (blueshogun96 @ Oct 2 2004, 02:34 AM) |
| No, it's just that friends look after one another. Besides, I don't think nemt lives with his mom anymore. He's old enough to be his own man now. |
i think what is going on here is that he means "friends" take care of each other.
Post by: brandogg on October 02, 2004, 05:12:00 PM
Post by: EmperorPsiblade on October 02, 2004, 07:20:00 PM
you have something against Jews?
how do you people manage to hate your own species... sigh...
Post by: xxxandyxxx on October 05, 2004, 06:05:00 AM
Post by: blueshogun96 on October 05, 2004, 09:57:00 AM
| QUOTE (brandogg @ Oct 3 2004, 01:15 AM) |
| I'm not trying to start anything here, but to me the funniest "insult" is to call a cheap person a Jew. DON'T FLAME ME - I don't think it's an acurate assumption, I just think that it's funny. |
If you don't want to get flamed then dony say it.
Post by: bucko on October 05, 2004, 10:57:00 AM
Post by: brandogg on October 05, 2004, 11:15:00 PM
Post by: KingViper on October 06, 2004, 07:09:00 PM
or
cheese tits
Post by: Mr.Chicken on October 11, 2004, 10:08:00 AM
Post by: blueshogun96 on October 12, 2004, 09:55:00 AM
Post by: Unholy on October 18, 2004, 05:19:00 PM
queerdo= queer+wierdo
Post by: fishlord on October 18, 2004, 09:33:00 PM
Post by: blueshogun96 on October 19, 2004, 10:34:00 AM
EDIT: queerdo is good
Post by: ..[[ModBoxMaster]].. on October 21, 2004, 08:31:00 PM
You fajitaSlicingFag
Post by: stinkytwinky on October 21, 2004, 08:47:00 PM
Post by: blueshogun96 on October 22, 2004, 02:54:00 PM
| QUOTE |
| You fajitaSlicingFag |
I don't get it
| QUOTE |
| faggot bitch shit penis ass vagina |
Those are just words...
Whare is the insult?
Post by: Sylvester182 on October 27, 2004, 12:53:00 AM
Say that shit super fast. Surefire way to throw the other person off. Theyre always "what the fuck did you just call me?!"
Not a insult word but definately a way to shut the other person up.
Post by: blueshogun96 on October 27, 2004, 01:21:00 PM
| QUOTE (Sylvester182 @ Oct 27 2004, 08:56 AM) |
| Crack baby ethiopian raised by a herd of cattle and given the name speedy mumu. Say that shit super fast. Surefire way to throw the other person off. Theyre always "what the fuck did you just call me?!" Not a insult word but definately a way to shut the other person up. |
lol
Post by: AkumAPRIME on October 27, 2004, 01:47:00 PM
And I agree with whoever, your mom is the best.....
Did anyone say fucktard yet? That rolls off the tongue.
ehb
Post by: chilin_dude on October 27, 2004, 01:56:00 PM
or
Dirtfish
Post by: blueshogun96 on October 27, 2004, 02:00:00 PM
| QUOTE (AkumAPRIME @ Oct 27 2004, 09:50 PM) |
| Fuck you has more than one meaning..... Several actually..... And I agree with whoever, your mom is the best..... Did anyone say fucktard yet? That rolls off the tongue. ehb |
Yeah, someone said it.
Post by: Sylvester182 on October 28, 2004, 02:03:00 AM
Sphincter Varmint
Regurgitated Cum-bubble
Theres another two lol
Post by: Dan Wysocki on October 28, 2004, 04:09:00 PM
| QUOTE |
| Your momma's so old when I patted her on the back, her tits fell off |
Ahh, I can't stop laughing at that one!
Post by: ..[[ModBoxMaster]].. on October 28, 2004, 11:12:00 PM
Post by: Sylvester182 on October 29, 2004, 12:44:00 AM
| QUOTE |
| Your momma's so old when I patted her on the back, her tits fell off |
LOL
Post by: blueshogun96 on October 29, 2004, 09:23:00 AM
| QUOTE |
| Your momma's so old when I patted her on the back, her tits fell off |
lol
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Title: Funniest Insult
Post by: amicold on November 01, 2004, 10:32:00 PM
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Geno Assjacket
&
Queerbait
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Title: Funniest Insult
Post by: blueshogun96 on November 02, 2004, 11:59:00 AM
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I made up a song called screw you and your momma too, but it's too stupid to post.
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Title: Funniest Insult
Post by: powercntrl on November 05, 2004, 06:50:00 AM
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How appropriate, you fight like a cow.
I always thought it was funny how often "suck my dick" was used as in insult considering what the actual outcome would be if the person you were insulting decided to actually slob on your knob. It carries the biggest unidirectionally implied gayness of all insults and to top it off, it would mean having someone you just insulted putting their sharp teeth on your weiner.
For that reason, I say "suck my dick" is the funniest insult.
Close runners up:
Any Beavis and Butthead insult (fartknocker, dillweed, etc.)
"May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits."
Anything that turns a perfectly innocent comment into a reason to insult someone (ex: "Aww man, it's raining." resp. "I don't mind the rain, it's fuckers that talk about the weather that REALLY piss me off.")
ALL the original Monkey Island insults (Google it)
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Title: Funniest Insult
Post by: Moleman on November 07, 2004, 08:41:00 PM
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regurgitated cum-burger
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Title: Funniest Insult
Post by: AnThRaX on November 07, 2004, 10:06:00 PM
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Pussy Goblin
Ass-Pirate
Shit-Face Cock Master (has to be up there)
I killed my friend with the longsword (Don't say I don't have the game, I bought it at meijers you cock sucker) and he called me the most lamest insult he called me a Pussy-Goo-Resido.
And the best of all time.
DYKE
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Title: Funniest Insult
Post by: blueshogun96 on November 09, 2004, 11:00:00 AM
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Post by: amicold on November 01, 2004, 10:32:00 PM
&
Queerbait
Post by: blueshogun96 on November 02, 2004, 11:59:00 AM
Post by: powercntrl on November 05, 2004, 06:50:00 AM
I always thought it was funny how often "suck my dick" was used as in insult considering what the actual outcome would be if the person you were insulting decided to actually slob on your knob. It carries the biggest unidirectionally implied gayness of all insults and to top it off, it would mean having someone you just insulted putting their sharp teeth on your weiner.
For that reason, I say "suck my dick" is the funniest insult.
Close runners up:
Any Beavis and Butthead insult (fartknocker, dillweed, etc.)
"May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits."
Anything that turns a perfectly innocent comment into a reason to insult someone (ex: "Aww man, it's raining." resp. "I don't mind the rain, it's fuckers that talk about the weather that REALLY piss me off.")
ALL the original Monkey Island insults (Google it)
Post by: Moleman on November 07, 2004, 08:41:00 PM
Post by: AnThRaX on November 07, 2004, 10:06:00 PM
Ass-Pirate
Shit-Face Cock Master (has to be up there)
I killed my friend with the longsword (Don't say I don't have the game, I bought it at meijers you cock sucker) and he called me the most lamest insult he called me a Pussy-Goo-Resido.
And the best of all time.
DYKE
Post by: blueshogun96 on November 09, 2004, 11:00:00 AM
| QUOTE (Mr.Chicken @ Nov 7 2004, 06:31 AM) |
| NOOOOOOOO! mine are the funniest lol Tapdancing circus midget, shit face cock master, fudge packing ompa lompa |
the ompa lompa one was the only good one.
Post by: deathx88 on November 10, 2004, 07:29:00 PM
| QUOTE |
| Your momma's so old when I patted her on the back, her tits fell off |
fuckin ey
here are some classics:
penis breath
sewer snatch
cock knocker
man juice muffin
tit ass
gay whore
you waste of sperm
boob balls
Post by: powercntrl on November 11, 2004, 01:23:00 AM
Post by: blueshogun96 on November 11, 2004, 09:22:00 AM
| QUOTE (deathx88 @ Nov 11 2004, 04:32 AM) |
| i don't know why but shit ass seems funny to me, maybe its so stupid that it is funny fish lord made me laugh and john stamos fuckin ey here are some classics: penis breath sewer snatch cock knocker man juice muffin tit ass gay whore you waste of sperm boob balls |
these are GOOD
but the 'ol "fuck nut" will never die. I think I'll actually start using "garbage dick"
Post by: ..[[ModBoxMaster]].. on November 13, 2004, 08:08:00 PM
terd burgeler
assgoblin
penis wrincle
penis crincle
pussy lip
pussy fart
kaptain kock face
anal breath
etc,....
Post by: Fuzzy on November 13, 2004, 10:40:00 PM
Post by: .fortune on November 14, 2004, 11:25:00 PM
| QUOTE (Fuzzy @ Nov 14 2004, 07:43 AM) |
| Some guy online just called me an Ass-Turban |
We have a winner...
I really laughed when i read that.
Post by: blueshogun96 on November 15, 2004, 10:39:00 AM
| QUOTE (..[[ModBoxMaster]].. @ Nov 14 2004, 05:11 AM) |
| ass munch terd burgeler assgoblin penis wrincle penis crincle pussy lip pussy fart kaptain kock face anal breath etc,.... |
good ones, but pussy fart is the best
Post by: blueshogun96 on November 19, 2004, 04:12:00 PM
Post by: Mike_657 on November 19, 2004, 08:42:00 PM
| QUOTE (blinksoad07 @ Nov 18 2004, 07:10 AM) |
| my friends and i say "no, you are + what they just said" and they feel all stupid and realize we just repeated them and theres some others |
are you in pre kindergarden?
Post by: CanadianX on November 21, 2004, 07:35:00 PM
Post by: darth_jarret on November 25, 2004, 07:13:00 PM
Post by: futbol4kee on November 25, 2004, 07:17:00 PM
Post by: darth_jarret on November 25, 2004, 07:28:00 PM
| QUOTE (Mike_657 @ Nov 19 2004, 10:45 PM) |
| are you in pre kindergarden? |
physically, no
mentally, yes
great burn
Post by: RASP on December 02, 2004, 02:09:00 PM
Post by: kenji urban on December 02, 2004, 07:28:00 PM
Fuck off you donkey raping shit eater!
Fuck off you shit faced cock master!
you fucked your uncle!
No! YOU fucked YOUR uncle!
syffuf.
Post by: hump on December 03, 2004, 02:03:00 AM
Post by: blueshogun96 on December 03, 2004, 08:43:00 AM
| QUOTE (RASP @ Dec 2 2004, 11:12 PM) |
| i ALWAYS LIKE , "iF i WANTED TO HEAR FROM AN ASSHOLE, i'D fart" |
ha ha
Post by: blueshogun96 on December 03, 2004, 05:56:00 PM
Post by: weldon on December 04, 2004, 12:13:00 AM
Post by: lebriznon on December 04, 2004, 08:58:00 PM
Post by: paulttt on March 23, 2005, 08:57:00 PM
as in "You kretin"
or "kretinous moron"
Post by: xboxbox451 on March 23, 2005, 09:40:00 PM
** FIGNUTS **
Post by: The*galloping*zebra on March 28, 2005, 02:55:00 PM
^^
There is no come-back to that diss apart from..
"Ah..More come-backs than jesus..." (<-its funny because if you think about)
also 'Richard Cranium'
Post by: killerbootsman on March 30, 2005, 08:43:00 PM
Post by: aswilbourn on April 04, 2005, 05:19:00 AM
'YOU POCKING TWOD!'
Sounds bad means absolutely nothing.
Post by: Mr.Chicken on April 16, 2005, 06:56:00 PM
Post by: blueshogun96 on April 23, 2005, 07:29:00 PM
http://www.stfu.org
Post by: killerbootsman on April 24, 2005, 08:19:00 PM
QUOTE(blueshogun96 @ Apr 24 2005, 01:35 AM)
I'm gonna extern "C" your ass!
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Title: Funniest Insult
Post by: Raggy_Roo1 on April 26, 2005, 07:16:00 PM
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F**kNut
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Title: Funniest Insult
Post by: Ballz2TheWallz on April 30, 2005, 10:49:00 PM
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cmon hasnt anyone herd bitch-tits?afro nipples was dee best though
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Title: Funniest Insult
Post by: alikaz on May 01, 2005, 10:54:00 PM
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best one:
"You fucking barbie"
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Title: Funniest Insult
Post by: hb2k on May 02, 2005, 12:12:00 AM
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Cockgoggles
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Title: Funniest Insult
Post by: skeen on May 06, 2005, 03:07:00 PM
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These are originals as far as I know.
From a friend, "Bite a bodaggit" or "Bite MY bodaggit" He even wrote a song about it.
One I made up, "Suck a Cum Fart!" or "Go suck a man's cum fart!" Actually I can't take complete credit for that because my friend worked at a porn store and there was a movie based on it, but not involving hairy ManAss. It was chicks sucking cum out of another chicks ass, so it was cool (I guess).
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Title: Funniest Insult
Post by: beefdonkey on May 07, 2005, 10:53:00 AM
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shit brick
finch-fucker
jabroni
ass clown
fuck tard
renard
camel jockey
pole smoker
bendejo - i know its spanish, i dont know what it means ( i think something like "bitch" ) i just like to say it...
ass turban rules lol!!!!
when someone floats an air biscuit---> say it smells like cum!! lmfao
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Title: Funniest Insult
Post by: T.J.E. on May 07, 2005, 01:10:00 PM
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FAQ = Fuck ass queer
Faggy Ass Queer
Fucked in the ass Queer
and my friends...
Dingus
Dingtard
Fuckgus
Fucktard
and good ol` dipshit...
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Title: Funniest Insult
Post by: TheUnknown on May 07, 2005, 05:55:00 PM
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Buttnut
Post by: Raggy_Roo1 on April 26, 2005, 07:16:00 PM
Post by: Ballz2TheWallz on April 30, 2005, 10:49:00 PM
Post by: alikaz on May 01, 2005, 10:54:00 PM
"You fucking barbie"
Post by: hb2k on May 02, 2005, 12:12:00 AM
Post by: skeen on May 06, 2005, 03:07:00 PM
From a friend, "Bite a bodaggit" or "Bite MY bodaggit" He even wrote a song about it.
One I made up, "Suck a Cum Fart!" or "Go suck a man's cum fart!" Actually I can't take complete credit for that because my friend worked at a porn store and there was a movie based on it, but not involving hairy ManAss. It was chicks sucking cum out of another chicks ass, so it was cool (I guess).
Post by: beefdonkey on May 07, 2005, 10:53:00 AM
shit brick
finch-fucker
jabroni
ass clown
fuck tard
renard
camel jockey
pole smoker
bendejo - i know its spanish, i dont know what it means ( i think something like "bitch" ) i just like to say it...
ass turban rules lol!!!!
when someone floats an air biscuit---> say it smells like cum!! lmfao
Post by: T.J.E. on May 07, 2005, 01:10:00 PM
Faggy Ass Queer
Fucked in the ass Queer
and my friends...
Dingus
Dingtard
Fuckgus
Fucktard
and good ol` dipshit...
Post by: TheUnknown on May 07, 2005, 05:55:00 PM