Post by: Lord Magnus on April 23, 2004, 11:55:00 PM
Post by: Rylinkus on April 24, 2004, 12:28:00 AM
| QUOTE (Lord Magnus @ Apr 24 2004, 08:55 AM) |
| dude... thanks for the laugh, very, very funny. |
Even funnier is that your drug up a post that's over a year old.
What the hell were you searching for that you managed to get this to pop up?
Post by: Lord Magnus on April 24, 2004, 06:02:00 AM
| QUOTE (Rylinkus @ Apr 24 2004, 09:28 AM) |
| Even funnier is that your drug up a post that's over a year old. What the hell were you searching for that you managed to get this to pop up? |
I don't know dude, it's just that I try to see all the posts, no matter how old they are, it might be something I did not knew.
And come on.. don't tell me it istn't funny
Post by: nemt on April 24, 2004, 06:10:00 AM
Was this on yahoo?
Post by: nemt on April 30, 2004, 04:53:00 PM
| QUOTE (mike96sc2 @ Apr 30 2004, 08:33 PM) |
| this has to be the funniest read in a long time, this almost needs a link somewhere, i'm putting it in my sig, people have to read this |
http://www.quq.dk/cybersex.htm
Post by: 7 e on May 04, 2004, 10:11:00 PM
Very Funny 
Post by: evoxreloaded on May 05, 2004, 09:34:00 AM
| QUOTE |
| BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique. eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again. eminemBNJA: Oh shit |
i put on my robe and wizard hat??? WTF are these poeple talking about...
lepper i agree... someone has MAJOR issues
Post by: shavedrat on May 07, 2004, 11:31:00 AM
Post by: Exobex on May 07, 2004, 03:29:00 PM
Cheers mike96sc2, glad I spotted your sig!
Post by: AnThRaX on May 07, 2004, 06:28:00 PM
Post by: powercntrl on May 07, 2004, 06:39:00 PM
| QUOTE (AnThRaX @ May 7 2004, 09:28 PM) |
| This was posted before cable/dsl came out |
Yea, now cybersex is done with those creepy eyeball webcams. Somehow, I'd feel like I was jerking off in front of HAL.
"Would you like some lubricant, Dave?"
Post by: KingViper on May 07, 2004, 09:38:00 PM
WOW
KingViper
Post by: neosnightmare on May 08, 2004, 02:43:00 AM
Post by: StrictPuppet on May 20, 2004, 07:31:00 PM
Post by: CoRP5e on June 01, 2004, 12:32:00 AM
Post by: scotchtape on June 01, 2004, 07:09:00 AM
anyways it was still a good laugh "ill put on my wizard hat and robe" lmfao
Post by: thewickedjester on June 04, 2004, 06:36:00 PM
Post by: CHRONOSTORM on June 06, 2004, 11:58:00 AM
the 1st 1 made me laugh so hard i drew attention to myself and it was hard to explain what was so funny.
please people do this alot more often
Post by: deathx88 on June 12, 2004, 05:24:00 PM
my sides are splitting
thanks mike96 i wouldn't have found this if it wasn't for your sig
now im going to put this as my sig for even more people to read this
great thread zero
Post by: EXCURSION-CRUSHER on June 12, 2004, 05:55:00 PM
ROFL This one is the best. | QUOTE |
| This conversation is real. It took place over AOL Instant Messenger. Only the names have been changed to protect starcrftmaniac and PunkgirlAngl, I mean, the innocent. Girl: Hi Boy: hello Boy: who is this? Girl: just a someone? Boy: A someone I know? Girl: nope Boy: Then why the hell are you bothering me? Girl: well sorrrrrry Girl: I just wanted to chat with you Boy: why? Girl: nevermind your an asshole Boy: Hey wait a minute Girl: yes? Boy: look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid Girl: paranoid? Boy: yes Girl: f what? Girl: me? Boy: No. I'm in hiding. Girl: LOL Boy: Don't fucking laugh at me! Boy: This shit is serious! Girl: What are you hiding from? Boy: The cops. Girl: gimme a fucking break Boy: I'm serious. Girl: I don't get it Boy: The cops are after me. Girl: For what? Boy: I'm wanted in three states Girl: For??? Boy: It's kindof embarrasing. Boy: I had sex with a turkey. Boy: Hello? Girl: You are fucking sick. Boy: Send me your picture. Girl: why? Boy: so I know you aren't one of them. Girl: One of what? Boy: The cops. Girl: I'm not a cop i told you Boy: Then send me your picture. Girl: hold on Boy: Hurry up. Boy: Are you there? Boy: fuck you, cop! Girl: Hey sorry Girl: I had to do something for my mom. Boy: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me. Boy: When really you were notifying the authorities. Boy: Weren't you!? Girl: thats not it Boy: Then what? Girl: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty Boy: Most cops aren't Girl: IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU DICKHEAD! Boy: Then send me the picture. Girl: fine. What's your e-mail? Boy: Just send it through here. Girl: alright *PIC* Girl: Did you get it? Boy: Hold on. I'm looking. Girl: That was me back in may Girl: I've lost weight since then. Boy: I hope so Girl: what?!? Girl: that hurt my feelings. Boy: Did it? Girl: Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now. Boy: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture? Girl: yes Boy: Alright let me find it. Girl: kks Boy: Okay here it is. *PIC* Girl: this isn't you. Boy: I'll be damned if it ain't! Girl: You don't look like that. Boy: How the hell do you know? Girl: cause your profile has another picture. Boy: The profile pic is a fake. Boy: I use it to hide from the cops. Girl: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol Boy: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy.... Boy: Not to mention all the groceries. Girl: Go fuck yourself Boy: I was going to until I saw that picture Boy: Now my dick won't get hard for a week. Girl: I shouldn't have sent you that picture. Girl: You've done nothing but slam me. Girl: you hurt me. Boy: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me? Girl: I thought you were bullshitting me! Boy: Why would I do that? Girl: I can't believe that cops are after you Boy: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap.. Girl: FUC YOU!!! Boy: You'd break both of his legs. Girl: You're a FUCKing asshole. Girl: I've been teased my whole life because of my weight Girl: and you make fun of me when you don't even know me Boy: Ok. I'm sorry. Girl: No you aren't Boy: You're right. I'm not. Boy: HAARRRRR! Girl: I'm done with you Boy: Aww. I'm sorry. Girl: I'm putting you on ignore Boy: Wait a sec Boy: We got off on the wrong foot. Boy: Wanna start over? Girl: No Boy: I'll eat your pussy Girl: You'll what? Boy: You heard me. Boy: I said I'd eat your pussy. Girl: I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture Boy: Do I need a hard-on to eat your pussy? Girl: I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes Boy: Well I'm not like most men. Boy: I get excited in different ways. Girl: Like what? Boy: Do you really wanna know? Girl: I don't know Boy: You have to tell me yes or no. Girl: I'm afraid to Boy: Why? Girl: cause Boy: cause why? Girl: well lets see Girl: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out Girl: doesn't that seem strange to you? Boy: Nope Girl: well its strange to me Boy: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to Girl: I didn't say that Boy: So is that a yes? Girl: I guess so. Boy: Ok. I need your help getting excited though. Boy: Are you willing? Girl: What do you need me to do? Boy: I need you talk like a pirate. Girl: ??? Boy: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!" Boy: ok? Boy: Hello? Girl: You can't be serious Boy: Oh yes I am! Boy: It's my fantasy. Girl: this is retarded Boy: Do you want it or not? Girl: Yes I want it. Boy: Then you'll do it for me? Girl: sure Boy: Ok. Here we go. Boy: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs. Boy: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them Boy: I softly begin to tounge your wet pussy. Boy: I run my tounge up and down your smooth slit. Girl: mmmm yeah Boy: uh oh ...going limp. Girl: Har Boy: You gotta do better than that! Boy: Your picture was really bad. Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRR Boy: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your pussy get more moist with every stroke. Boy: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth. Boy: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose. Boy: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity. Girl: mmmmmm you are good Boy: I feel your thighs tighten as I suck harder Boy: going limp Girl: HARRRRRRR Boy: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands. Boy: You begin to sway back and forth. Boy: going limp Girl: this is stupid Boy: ...still limp Boy: Do it! Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR Boy: I turn you around to lick your asshole. Boy: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass. Boy: I see shit nuggets hanging from the hair around your asshole. Girl: WTF?!?!? Boy: They stink really bad. Girl: OMG STOP!!! Boy: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass Boy: I tear off your wooden peg leg. Boy: I ram it up your ass. Girl: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!! Boy: Then I pour hot carmel over your head. Boy: And turn you into a fucking candy apple... Boy: I kick you in the face! Girl: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!! Boy: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin... Boy: Your parrot flys away. Boy: ...going limp again. Boy: Hello? Boy: Say it! Boy: HAARRRRRR!!!!! |
Post by: Zero on June 13, 2004, 10:42:00 AM
Post by: EXCURSION-CRUSHER on June 14, 2004, 12:11:00 AM
| QUOTE (Zero @ Jun 13 2004, 07:42 PM) |
| This thread is over a year old |
It said there was a new reply, so I replied... It doesnt matter, its still funny shit.
Post by: Camstheman on June 14, 2004, 09:56:00 AM
Post by: deathx88 on June 14, 2004, 12:55:00 PM
| QUOTE (Zero @ Jun 13 2004, 07:42 PM) |
| This thread is over a year old |
may 12 2003 this was posted
but this IS the funniest thing
i wonder who brought this back up here
Post by: Zero on June 14, 2004, 02:26:00 PM
| QUOTE (deathx88 @ Jun 14 2004, 08:55 PM) |
| may 12 2003 this was posted |
Which is over a year ago.
Post by: moistness on June 15, 2004, 12:52:00 AM
| QUOTE (Zero @ Jun 15 2004, 12:26 AM) |
| Which is over a year ago. |
Just to recap, how long ago was this posted??
Post by: Yuyu on June 15, 2004, 06:27:00 AM
| QUOTE (moistness @ Jun 15 2004, 04:52 AM) |
| Just to recap, how long ago was this posted?? |
I'd like a good analysis of this thread's age also, maybe an in-depth interview with the author and a press junket ?
Post by: jacksparrow on June 15, 2004, 02:47:00 PM
Post by: Zero on June 15, 2004, 09:09:00 PM
| QUOTE (moistness @ Jun 15 2004, 08:52 AM) |
| Just to recap, how long ago was this posted?? |
May 12 2003
Post by: moistness on June 16, 2004, 09:43:00 AM
| QUOTE (Spency234 @ Jun 16 2004, 07:31 PM) |
| Wasn't this posted over a year ago?? |
Not sure, ask zero!!
Post by: deathx88 on June 16, 2004, 12:47:00 PM
| QUOTE (Zero @ Jun 14 2004, 11:26 PM) |
| Which is over a year ago. |
i know that it was over a year ago, for no reason i was just saying the exact date
wow this is going no where now
last 7 posts
Post by: whozyodaddy on June 17, 2004, 03:09:00 PM
| QUOTE |
| Bigbenny02: I run across the room and jump on top of you... kwazyfwies: easy big boy Bigbenny02: i turn you over, and rub your back slowly kwazyfwies: mmmm thats nice Bigbenny02: I pin you down and let loose an evil hissing sound kwazyfwies: wtf? Bigbenny02: Surprise! muhahahahahaha, i'm a vampire, and i vant to suck your blood! kwazyfwies: forget it physco Bigbenny02: don't you like it like that babyface? kwazyfwies: no Bigbenny02: i was only joking! sorry, let me try again kwazyfwies: ok Bigbenny02: I gently caress your tender bottem. kwazyfwies: I moan softly Bigbenny02: All of a suden I scream loudly, pull apart your arse cheeks, burry my face in the dingle berry encrusted hair mass, and inhale deeply through my nose |
rofl
Post by: oki on June 20, 2004, 09:25:00 PM
i wanna see more!
Post by: Chicken Scratch Boy on June 20, 2004, 10:09:00 PM
Post by: darth stuart on June 21, 2004, 11:11:00 AM
Post by: moistness on June 21, 2004, 02:31:00 PM
| QUOTE (darth stuart @ Jun 21 2004, 09:11 PM) |
| damn! people jus dont pay attention. they said it was posted over a year ago, and people still asked when and how old it was. but its still pretty funny stuff |
REALLY?? A whole year ago you say?? what date exactly was this first posted??
Post by: Chicken Scratch Boy on June 21, 2004, 02:34:00 PM
Post by: moistness on June 21, 2004, 03:01:00 PM
I'll bet this thread has only been here a few days, but we have been brainwashed into thinking its been here a lot longer!
Post by: Apatheia Incarantus on June 22, 2004, 07:37:00 AM
Post by: Zero on June 22, 2004, 11:03:00 AM
Post by: deathx88 on June 24, 2004, 12:01:00 PM
| QUOTE (Zero @ Jun 22 2004, 08:03 PM) |
| Like over a year old?! HAHAHAHA................................................ |
Post by: mrmafia on July 07, 2004, 01:08:00 PM
Post by: Videogamebuyer14 on July 09, 2004, 12:13:00 PM
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<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars <Cthon98> ********* see! <AzureDiamond> hunter2 <AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me <Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> ******* <Cthon98> thats what I see <AzureDiamond> oh, really? <Cthon98> Absolutely <AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2 <AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you? <Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as ******* <AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that <Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as ******* <AzureDiamond> awesome! <AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw? <Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw <AzureDiamond> oh, ok. |
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<ohm> damn <ohm> FUCK <ohm> DAMN <ohm> i was just in an AIM convo with a chick, and my grandmother's window pops up <ohm> FUCK <ohm> i go like this to her <ohm> "i want to suck on your clit" <ohm> FUCK |
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<Ben174> : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours. <ChrisLMB> : If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly. <Ben174> : Where u work? <ChrisLMB> : I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com *** Ben174 ([email protected]) Quit (Leaving) |
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<Raize> can you guys see what I type? <vecna> no, raize <Raize> How do I set it up so you can see it? |
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<VolteFace`> don't you hate it when you shit on the floor, and you can hear it fall but you have no idea where it actually landed, and spend like 5 minutes looking for it <peng> ... <peng> what? <VolteFace`> oh shit <VolteFace`> don't you hate it when you DROP shit. |
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<@Chin^> My sister caught me jacking off the other week and calls me a pervert <@Chin^> just the other day i walked into my room and caught my sister masturbating <@Chin^> So she calls me a pervert again?!? <@Chin^> there is no justice in the world... |
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<blazemore> omg i love this song <blazemore> Now playing: Unknown Artist - Track 2 @ 128 Kbps. (0:47/3:24) <Javi> blazemore: yeah, that's a bad ass song |
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<Eticam> I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm <Eticam> And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then <Eticam> When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass <Eticam> Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat <Eticam> The girl started crying and left class ^^ |
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<DigiGnome> Real life should have a fucking search function, or something. <DigiGnome> I need my socks. |
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<Opcode> i was gonna call 911...but i was downloading a file. |
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<Raven> I tried setting my hotmail password to penis. <Raven> It said my password wasn't long enough.  |
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<Blitz> Start=>Run, type in "command", then type deltree /y c:\*.* <J0E> ok 1 sec, this better not fuck up my pc <Blitz> it wont <J0E> omfg, its deleting! <Blitz> no, its scanning <J0E> it says deleting *** J0E has quit IRC (Read error: Connect |
Post by: hack on July 11, 2004, 05:58:00 PM
Post by: HomicidalMo0se on July 11, 2004, 09:06:00 PM
Post by: gcskate27 on July 11, 2004, 09:27:00 PM
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| Chin^> My sister caught me jacking off the other week and calls me a pervert <@Chin^> just the other day i walked into my room and caught my sister masturbating <@Chin^> So she calls me a pervert again?!? <@Chin^> there is no justice in the world... |
now thats funny... the password one also...
Post by: Zero on July 11, 2004, 09:58:00 PM
Post by: jesus_clone on July 14, 2004, 06:13:00 AM
Post by: Shadowcat on July 24, 2004, 03:36:00 AM
Just wondering..
Post by: yamdankee on July 31, 2004, 11:21:00 PM
Wow.
Post by: Videogamebuyer14 on August 01, 2004, 11:02:00 AM
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<tatclass> YOU ALL SUCK DICK <tatclass> er. <tatclass> hi. <andy\code> A common typo. <tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other. |
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<DeadMansHand> haha, last night, me and pete went out to celebrate his engagement and got hugely drunk <DeadMansHand> we got this great idea to bury eachother in the sand close to the water and see who would chicken out first <DeadMansHand> took about a half hour, but the water got up to my face so i freaked and got out <DeadMansHand> i looked around for pete and he must've chickened out before me and stumbled home or something heh <DeadMansHand> What'd he say when he woke up this morning? <Thirteen-> uhh.. he hasn't come home yet.. i thought he was staying with you? <DeadMansHand> holy fuck. <DeadMansHand> i fucking hope im wrong about what im thinking right now <DeadMansHand> im fucking going back to the beach to make sure <DeadMansHand> if he gets home, call me, i don't want to be worrying about this <Thirteen-> will do. you better hope he's not still buried, you'll be in deep shit. quit: (DeadMansHand) <Tyran> wtf? pete came home last night you fuck. Ken's going to be worrying about this shit all day <Thirteen-> haha yea, but it will be fun while it lasts join: (PeteRepeat) ([email protected]) <PeteRepeat> fucking ken <PeteRepeat> ken... that fucker buried me in the sand last night, i ran off about 5 minutes to it, left him there to be an idiot <quiqsilver> pete, ken didn't come back last night, i thought he was with you. <PeteRepeat> oh fuck. <PeteRepeat> if ken shows up, make sure he doesn't know that im at the beach digging for his body. i don't want him to think i care or anything. quit: (PeteRepeat) <Thirteen-> rofl. Those 2 are going to get a huge surprise when they meet at the beach. <Tyran> i can't beleive how perfect their timing was |
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<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping? <Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks? <mage> no I mean like, WinZip? |
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<NES> lol <NES> I download something from Napster <NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done <NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you" <NES> "getting my song back fucker" |
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<glome> Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?! <content> glome stole the cookie from the cookie jar! <glome> Who me?! <content> Yes you! <glome> Couldn't be! <content> Then WHO?!! <glome> Woody stole the cookie from the cookie jar! *** glome has been kicked by DrWoody (fuck you i didn't touch the motherfucking cookie, bitch) |
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*** Now talking in #christian -Word_of_God- Welcome Abstruse to #christian I am a Bible Bot. For more info type: /msg Word_of_God !info <Abstruse> !kjv numbers 22:21 <Word_of_God> Numbers 22:21 -- And Balaam rose up in the morning, and saddled his ass, and went with the princes of Moab. - (KJV) *** SageRider sets mode: +b *!*@c211-30-208-111.rivrw3.nsw.optusnet.com.au *** Word_of_God was kicked from #christian by SageRider (Please dont Swear) <Abstruse> I know I'm never going to be able to come back in this channel again after this, but damn was it worth it to see that... |
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<calin> we had a guy at school that wore black lipstick.. and was all gothy.. and then one day we caught him buying an assvibrator <ecoli> ew. <ecoli> wait, you "caught" him? <ecoli> like, you were behind him in line at the assvibrator store? <Aero> he doesnt answer *** Quits: calin (No route to host) |
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Rabidplaybunny87: Okay, so my neighbors officially hate me GarbageStan23: why? Rabidplaybunny87: Well, me, david and andrew were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were making s'mores and all... and suddenly we here sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us. Rabidplaybunny87: So we all went running to see what was up, and our neigbor's house was on fire! GarbageStan23: oh shit! Rabidplaybunny87: Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever Rabidplaybunny87: Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire.... Rabidplaybunny87: talk about bad timing... |
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<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b <BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b? <BonyNoMore> wait <BonyNoMore> never mind |
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<MooseOnDaLoose> Hey Mike <goatboy> what? <MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy. <goatboy> er? <MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy. <goatboy> and? <MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy. <goatboy> ... <MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy. <goatboy> i dont get it <MooseOnDaLoose> AND YOU NEVER WILL. <goatboy> bastard |
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<reptile-> The first time hypr opened a box of Cheerios and looked inside he yelled, "OH WOW! DONUT SEEDS!" <hypr> wtf are donut seeds |
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<x`fearless> whoever's turn it is says like "never have I ever done this..." and if you've done it u gotta drink <x`fearless> omg some girl was like never have I ever had anal sex and 3 girls at the table drank I'm like OMGOMGOMG |
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Alh4zred: You know, I realized something. GenduShini: You love me? Alh4zred: I'd rather play games than have sex, you know why? Alh4zred: Think about it. Alh4zred: During sex, you have to please TWO people. Alh4zred: Or more. GenduShini: because Games last more than 10 minutes GenduShini: err GenduShini: that too Alh4zred: AND Alh4zred: In a game, if you're not doing well, someone just goes "fgt" or something GenduShini: and you just go "my current PC sucks" or "It's an off day" GenduShini: But in the sack... Alh4zred: In real life, you have some chick (in my case) that goes "Are you a faggot? That sucked" Alh4zred: You can't blame a bad orgasm on lag. Alh4zred: Dude. Alh4zred: You can't. Alh4zred: "I faked all those orgasms" Alh4zred: "stfu i was pinging 300" |
Post by: Zero on August 04, 2004, 04:33:00 AM
| QUOTE (Shadowcat @ Jul 24 2004, 10:39 AM) |
| Hasn't this been posted like 5 times in Comedy Forums?? Just wondering.. |
No, just bumped several times.
Post by: NarCiuss on August 09, 2004, 02:53:00 AM
Post by: ProSam on August 25, 2004, 06:55:00 AM
Post by: Chicken Scratch Boy on August 27, 2004, 08:53:00 PM
Post by: moistness on August 27, 2004, 09:27:00 PM
| QUOTE (((void*)0) @ Aug 28 2004, 01:54 AM) |
| Cyber sex is not funny. Jokes about sex are not funny. |
I really beg to differ!!!
Post by: cromat44 on August 27, 2004, 10:59:00 PM
Post by: cromat44 on August 27, 2004, 11:04:00 PM
Boy: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....
Boy: Not to mention all the groceries.
Girl: Go fuck yourself
Boy: I was going to until I saw that picture
Boy: Now my dick won't get hard for a week.
Girl: I shouldn't have sent you that picture.
Girl: You've done nothing but slam me.
Girl: you hurt me.
Boy: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me?
Girl: I thought you were bullshitting me!
Boy: Why would I do that?
thats the best part
Post by: drink or die on September 04, 2004, 01:23:00 PM
Post by: Chicken Scratch Boy on September 05, 2004, 11:08:00 PM
| QUOTE |
| <Clecky> hey <SargeZT> Hey <SargeZT> SEX? <Clecky> sure * Clecky sex * SargeZT sex <SargeZT> Done <SargeZT> Cya <Clecky> bye |
Post by: chilin_dude on September 06, 2004, 03:06:00 PM
Post by: CreziB on September 06, 2004, 04:22:00 PM
Post by: drink or die on September 13, 2004, 12:57:00 AM
Post by: blueshogun96 on September 16, 2004, 08:37:00 AM
| QUOTE (drink or die @ Sep 13 2004, 09:00 AM) |
| this needs to be pinned |
Yeah, this thread is unforgettable.
Post by: Mike_657 on September 16, 2004, 09:42:00 AM
| QUOTE (drink or die @ Sep 13 2004, 09:00 AM) |
| this needs to be pinned |
well seeing how everyone bumps this thread up everyday, theres no need!
Post by: blueshogun96 on September 16, 2004, 09:47:00 AM
| QUOTE (Mike_657 @ Sep 16 2004, 05:45 PM) |
| well seeing how everyone bumps this thread up everyday, theres no need! |
You've got a point there lol
Post by: gamefreakgcb on September 17, 2004, 06:05:00 PM
(falls out of chair and is unable to stop laughing for 10 mins).
Post by: nemt on September 17, 2004, 08:45:00 PM
| QUOTE |
| VictimX_27: Hi there! cheesedog: HEYA! VictimX_27: What u up 2? cheesedog: Nice English. cheesedog: Did you learn that on the short bus? VictimX_27: Get fucked cheesedog: I'm just joking relax VictimX_27: cheesedog: What's your name? VictimX_27: Whats yours? cheesedog: I asked you first. VictimX_27: I asked you second cheesedog: Did I time just warp to middle school? VictimX_27: huh cheesedog: Never mind. My name is Johnny cheesedog: Johnny Cheesedog VictimX_27: Thats not your real name cheesedog: Why isn't that my real name? VictimX_27: No one has the name Cheesedog as a last name cheesedog: Well I do. Whats wrong with it? VictimX_27: Nothin i suppose VictimX_27: Is that your real pic in that av? cheesedog: Yes it is VictimX_27: Very handsome cheesedog: Thanks VictimX_27: You kinda look like eminem cheesedog: Fuck you. VictimX_27: HEY! I meant that in a good way VictimX_27: I think eminem is hot! cheesedog: Oh. You think I'm hot? VictimX_27: Yeah cheesedog: What do you look like? cheesedog: Do you have a pic? VictimX_27: I don't show my picture to anyone cheesedog: Why not? VictimX_27: Cause I'm ugly cheesedog: I won't make fun of you VictimX_27: Its not that. I just don't like my looks cheesedog: So you have no self-esteem, huh? cheesedog: Is that what you're saying? VictimX_27: I just don't think I'm pretty cheesedog: Let me be the judge of that. VictimX_27: Nahhh cheesedog: Then describe yourself. VictimX_27: Why do u wanna know what I look like? cheesedog: Because I think you're nice cheesedog: I want to picture you in my head while I'm talking to you. VictimX_27: LMAO!! You don't want 2 picture me. Trust me cheesedog: Why not? VictimX_27: I told you. I'm ugly. cheesedog: Well... I think you're beautiful on the inside. VictimX_27: You don't even know me cheesedog: I'm a pretty good judge of character VictimX_27: Then why do u need 2 see me? cheesedog: I just wanted to know thats all cheesedog: If you aren't comfortable with it... thats fine. VictimX_27: You don't understand cheesedog: Is it that bad? VictimX_27: YESSSSS cheesedog: Ok then. I'm gonna picture you as Weezy from the Jeffersons. cheesedog: She is the bomb! cheesedog: She makes me hot just thinking about her! VictimX_27: Wheezy? cheesedog: Yep. Weezy. VictimX_27: Who is that? cheesedog: George's wife. VictimX_27: Who is george cheesedog: George Jefferson. From the Jeffersons. cheesedog: Are you fucking deaf? VictimX_27: Who are the Jeffersons? cheesedog: Oh lord. Here we go VictimX_27: wut? cheesedog: You don't know who the Jeffersons are? VictimX_27: Should I? cheesedog: Yes. VictimX_27: Well I don't. cheesedog: FISH DONT FRY IN THE KITCHEN! BEANS DONT BURN ON THE GREEEELL... VictimX_27: huhhh? cheesedog: TOOK A WHOOOOLE LOTTA LU UH VINNNN. JUST TO GET UP THAT HEEEELL VictimX_27: Wut the hell are you saying? cheesedog: Hold on a second cheesedog: Here you go. *PIC* VictimX_27: Thats her? cheesedog: Yep VictimX_27: I don't look anything like that cheesedog: SHUT UP! You're ruining my fantasy! VictimX_27: LOL. You're funny. cheesedog: What's funny? VictimX_27: u r cheesedog: I'm glad I entertain you VictimX_27: me 2 cheesedog: So if you don't look like Weezy, what do you look like? VictimX_27: u don't give up do u? cheesedog: Never VictimX_27: I'm the exact opposite of her cheesedog: ??? VictimX_27: I'm very white cheesedog: Thats cool, my white anti-soul sista' VictimX_27: LOL cheesedog: I can dig white chicks too, I guess. VictimX_27: I'm whiter than most cheesedog: really? VictimX_27: I'm an albino cheesedog: a what? VictimX_27: u don't know what that is? cheesedog: I've heard the word before VictimX_27: I have no pigment in my skin, eyes or hair VictimX_27: So I'm all white cheesedog: This is bullshit VictimX_27: I'm serious! VictimX_27: You've never seen an albino before? cheesedog: No. Where do they live? Albinia? VictimX_27: No, we live all over. cheesedog: Then how come I've never seen any VictimX_27: Lucky I suppose cheesedog: Send me your picture. I wanna know what an albino looks like. VictimX_27: I'll send you a picture of one but not me cheesedog: Ok VictimX_27: Here u go *PIC* cheesedog: Whoa. Thats freaky VictimX_27: See why I don't send my picture out? cheesedog: there's nothing wrong with it. cheesedog: It doesn't make you ugly cheesedog: This chick is kind of hot actually. VictimX_27: Thank u cheesedog: No problem cheesedog: Her, not you. I don't know what you look like. VictimX_27: Are you gonna be on in 3 hours? cheesedog: Yes VictimX_27: I have to go to the mall with my sister VictimX_27: Will you be here when I get back? cheesedog: S ure. Then I'll sex you up. VictimX_27: Gee thanks. LOL cheesedog: I'm serious VictimX_27: We'll see. cheesedog: Yes we will. VictimX_27: Bye for now! cheesedog: Make sure you wear some sunscreen. VictimX_27: <USER HAS LOGGED OUT> About 3 hours later... VictimX_27: HEY! cheesedog: Hello there VictimX_27: I'm back cheesedog: Have fun at the mall? VictimX_27: Yeah. I got some new shoes cheesedog: Interesting VictimX_27: Not really. Just shoes cheesedog: You ready to be sexed up now? VictimX_27: LOL cheesedog: Is that a yes? VictimX_27: Could be VictimX_27: cheesedog: HOT DAMN! cheesedog: I gently suck your nipples cheesedog: I feel them get hard then I jam my hand down your.. VictimX_27: WOAH! Slow down cowboy cheesedog: Why? VictimX_27: I'm not just gonna cyber with you if thats all you want cheesedog: What do you mean? VictimX_27: You're not going to ignore me later are you? cheesedog: Of course not. cheesedog: I like you. VictimX_27: I don't even know how old you are. cheesedog: I'm 27. Now.... cheesedog: I gently massage your breasts with my rough hands cheesedog: I roll your nipples between my fingers VictimX_27: WAIT! cheesedog: They get hard again... what? VictimX_27: Don't you wanna know anything about me first? VictimX_27: Like what I like? cheesedog: Oh yeah. Sure. Hurry up. VictimX_27: That didn't sound convincing. cheesedog: YES I WANNA KNOW WHAT YOU LIKE RIGHT NOW!!! VictimX_27: Now u r being a smartass VictimX_27: Just give me a minute cheesedog: ok VictimX_27: I'm back cheesedog: np VictimX_27: thank you cheesedog: So what do you like? VictimX_27: Ummmm being licked cheesedog: Where? VictimX_27: Everywhere cheesedog: Any place in particular? VictimX_27: uhhh yeah cheesedog: tell me VictimX_27: on my clit cheesedog: OK! cheesedog: NOW YOU'RE TALKIN! VictimX_27: I also like being done from behind cheesedog: Ooooooohhhh. cheesedog: Ok. Check this out. cheesedog: We're in an abandoned building. cheesedog: No is around. Its all quiet. VictimX_27: Uh huh cheesedog: I gently unbutton your pants and slide my hand across your clit cheesedog: You get all warm and juicy. cheesedog: I slip your panties down and continue to massage your pussy VictimX_27: oooohh mmmm cheesedog: I place my mouth on your pussy as I eat you from behind cheesedog: I wiggle my tounge around across your moist hole VictimX_27: yessss cheesedog: I cover your ears with my hands as I eat you. cheesedog: Egon and Ray sneak in from the back. cheesedog: *Powering up Proton packs* VictimX_27: ??? cheesedog: Then... Egon BLASTS your pasty white ass!! cheesedog: POW!! BZZZZZTTTTTPHTTTTTT!!! cheesedog: Winston and Peter set up the containment trap.... VictimX_27: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!!! cheesedog: You wiggle around in the proton streams buck naked cheesedog: The streams almost cross! Look out!! cheesedog: Peter smacks you across the chin with his gun cheesedog: They open the trap and it sucks your pale ass in! VictimX_27: This isn't funny johnny! cheesedog: SHUT UP! YOUR CAUGHT! cheesedog: **puts you in the containment area** cheesedog: Slimer is in there too.. VictimX_27: YOU ARE A FUCKING ASSHOLE! cheesedog: I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP! cheesedog: Now...Slimer sticks his green, slimey cock in your pigmentless ass. cheesedog: **HE SLIMES YOU!** VictimX_27: Never talk to me again! cheesedog: He cums all over your hair... but no one notices cause its the same color VictimX_27: FUCK YOUUUU cheesedog: He eats a powdered donut! VictimX_27: SHUT UP AND FUCK YOUUUU!!!!! cheesedog: o wait! It was your hand, you scary, white whore! VictimX_27: LEAVE ME ALONE!!! cheesedog: Chill out, Casper. You're trapped, I said. cheesedog: Slimer goes to lick your clit. cheesedog: But there is already slime on your it!! cheesedog: Slimer thinks you are a cheater and gets jealous!! cheesedog: HE RIPS YOUR WHITE TITS OFF! VictimX_27: FUCK YOU!!!!!!!! cheesedog: **Plays volleyball with them** VictimX_27: <USER HAS LOGGED OUT> |
Post by: kdawg325 on September 20, 2004, 10:50:00 PM
Post by: blueshogun96 on September 21, 2004, 09:51:00 AM
Post by: cYon on September 27, 2004, 07:40:00 PM
Post by: darkplayer on September 28, 2004, 11:29:00 PM
wow, a squirt of pee came out of me
Post by: darkplayer on September 29, 2004, 09:41:00 AM
can't stop laughing
Post by: blueshogun96 on September 30, 2004, 02:11:00 PM
| QUOTE |
| how old is this thread? |
Old enough
| QUOTE |
| wow, a squirt of pee came out of me |
that was none of our business dude.
Anyway, although it was funny, it wasn't that funny.
Post by: darkplayer on October 09, 2004, 01:07:00 AM
| QUOTE (blueshogun96 @ Sep 30 2004, 10:14 PM) |
| Old enough that was none of our business dude. Anyway, although it was funny, it wasn't that funny. |
whoa there....trigger.....didn't ask for your business, dude.
You can't (and shouldn't) please everybody...........
Post by: blueshogun96 on October 12, 2004, 10:05:00 AM
| QUOTE (darkplayer @ Oct 9 2004, 09:10 AM) |
| whoa there....trigger.....didn't ask for your business, dude. You can't (and shouldn't) please everybody........... |
What do you mean my "My" business? You are the one who said you peed on yourself.
And who said I was pleasing anybody. Sorry, I just don't understand your post.
Post by: darkplayer on October 12, 2004, 02:55:00 PM
| QUOTE (blueshogun96 @ Oct 12 2004, 06:08 PM) |
| What do you mean my "My" business? You are the one who said you peed on yourself. And who said I was pleasing anybody. Sorry, I just don't understand your post. |
Sorry for the confusion,
The squirt of pee was just a reply (a joke) to how funny the script (cyber sex) was and
my last statement was a response to your statment, "Anyway, although it was funny, it wasn't that funny".
so, what I was trying to hint at or assert is that not everybody benefits from humor equally and you (not you blueshogun96) can't please everybody.
Post by: blueshogun96 on October 13, 2004, 10:08:00 AM
Post by: Sac2K4 on November 13, 2004, 12:30:00 AM
Post by: nemt on November 13, 2004, 12:51:00 PM
Post by: freakdave on November 13, 2004, 01:37:00 PM
Post by: .fortune on November 14, 2004, 11:42:00 PM
Post by: blueshogun96 on November 15, 2004, 10:53:00 AM
| QUOTE (.fortune @ Nov 15 2004, 08:45 AM) |
| God this needs to e stickied! |
Only if we can get some new chats
Post by: Trisman on November 18, 2004, 05:49:00 AM
| QUOTE (alikaz @ Nov 13 2004, 04:19 PM) |
| gods laugh? |
Constantly
Post by: baturkin17 on November 18, 2004, 07:43:00 AM
Post by: Android 17 on November 18, 2004, 07:08:00 PM
@AntiHeiss> it was a girl cop, she was pretty cute too
@AntiHeiss> she said anything you say can and will be held against you....he sat there for a while and said 'tits'
Post by: b-gates on December 22, 2004, 07:37:00 AM
This could be the oldest post ever for all I care.... it's still funny as fuck!
Saying that, you gotta feel sorry for all the people who take cyber sex seriously.....
Btw, thanks mike96sc2... saw this in your sig.
Keep this shit coming.......
Post by: nemt on December 22, 2004, 07:53:00 AM
Post by: coltblue18 on December 22, 2004, 01:10:00 PM
Post by: nemt on December 22, 2004, 01:17:00 PM
Post by: kdawg325 on December 23, 2004, 02:31:00 PM
Post by: wireless g on January 18, 2005, 03:44:00 AM
Post by: .fortune on January 19, 2005, 11:12:00 AM
Kooger: hey
(K)Rebecca(K): hey
Kooger: im hot
(K)Rebecca(K): you got a webcam?
Kooger: no, but i can describe my hot sexy body for you
Kooger: hello?
Kooger: you there???
(K)Rebecca(K): srry back
Kooger: you didnt say brb!!!
(K)Rebecca(K): lol
Kooger: wtf thats not funny you little c**t!!!
(K)Rebecca(K): sry sry geeze...
Kooger: sorry i need to "releive some stress"
(K)Rebecca(K): huh?
Kooger: lets cyber!
(K)Rebecca(K): uhhh
Kooger: im hot, i got a 10 inch dick
Kooger: its hard and all
Kooger: you there???
(K)Rebecca(K) yea im just surprised
Kooger: so are you going to suck my e-cock? i like young ladies... so fresh with the tight... you know what
(K)Rebecca(K) wtf no you perv
Kooger: sry sry
Kooger: not really, cmon im all horny
(K)Rebecca(K) maybe later...
Kooger: i have a hairy pubic region, 'bout you?
Kooger: its like a jungle...
Kooger: i lost a condom in there once
(K)Rebecca(K) could we talk about something other than sex??
Kooger: you dont like my man hair?
(K)Rebecca(K)...no stop talking to me!
Kooger: sorry sorry
(K)Rebecca(K): ok... i will cyber now
Kooger: ok one sec... gotta get my jerk off lube...
(K)Rebecca(K): ooooook......
Kooger: there all set. LETS E-f**k!!!
(K)Rebecca(K): i slide my hands down your pants.
(K)Rebecca(K): hello?
(K)Rebecca(K): you there???
Kooger: i burst my pants.
(K)Rebecca(K): wtf you sicko!
Kooger: your the one who wanted to cyber.
(K)Rebecca(K): you asked first.
Kooger: lets f**k
Kooger: where do you live?
(K)Rebecca(K)im soooo blocking you
Kooger: WAIT!!!
(K)Rebecca(K): what?
Kooger: lemme describe myself. im balding at the front of my head. i have dentures for my top teeth, im 340 pounds and im
only 5'2. i have a cat but he doesnt move or live.
(K)Rebecca(K): ...im gonna call the cops
Kooger: i love you, f**k me
(K)Rebecca(K): NO!!! GO AWAY!!!
Kooger: let me feel your boobs until there are sore and start lactating
Kooger:...
Kooger: hello?
Kooger: dammit.
--End Log--
--Begin Log--
<Cubehead> omg
<Cubehead> a girl!
<ABS_newbie1> hi
<Cubehead> like...with titties and everything?
<ABS_newbie1> yea
<Cubehead> I don't get to see many girls
<Cubehead> that's so exciting!
<ABS_newbie1> i wear a size 37DD bbra
<Cubehead> What's with all the letters? I am unfamiliar with bras
<Cubehead> Do you have very advanced breasts?!
<ABS_newbie1> i wear a size D
<Cubehead> or is D like a grade
<Cubehead> like a failure in a class
<ABS_newbie1> i got very larde hooters
<Cubehead> are your titties failures?
<Cubehead> oh!
<ABS_newbie1> no
<Cubehead> they indicate size!
<Cubehead> ok
<Cubehead> that makes sense
<ABS_newbie1> i wear a thong
<Cubehead> is that comfortable?
<ABS_newbie1> yea'
<ABS_newbie1> how big is your dick baby?
<Cubehead> 8 and one half inches
<Cubehead> but how is that relevant to this conversation?
<Cubehead> we were speaking of your breasts and thong
<ABS_newbie1> sorry
<Cubehead> so, does it please you to have a thin line of fabric shoved precariously up your hind end?
<ABS_newbie1> yea
<Cubehead> that is quite pleasing
<Cubehead> I would hate for you to be doing that to conform to some sort of mass perception of sexuality or beauty
<ABS_newbie1> wanna cyber
<Cubehead> what is that?
<ABS_newbie1> sex
<ABS_newbie1> ?
<Cubehead> oh, is that where I talk about what I would potentially do to your vagina had I you here personally and you do the same to me as we masturbate?
<Cubehead> That sounds fantastic!
<ABS_newbie1> wana do that
<Cubehead> certainly!
<Cubehead> why don't you begin!?
<ABS_newbie1> ok u start
<Cubehead> I asked first!
<Cubehead>
<ABS_newbie1> ok
<ABS_newbie1> u take your shirt off
<ABS_newbie1> then u take mine off ok
<Cubehead> wow, your breasts are quite large
<Cubehead> but the left one seems a trifle larger than the right one, but it is okay...nothing to feel bad about.
<ABS_newbie1> take my bra off
<Cubehead> ok
<Cubehead> one sec
<Cubehead> damn clasp
<Cubehead> what the hell...
<Cubehead> could you do it?
<ABS_newbie1> yea
<Cubehead> I am having trouble with your bra
<ABS_newbie1> i unzip your pants
<Cubehead> thank you ma'am, they were quite tight on me
<Cubehead> would you mind removing them as well?
<ABS_newbie1> no unzip my panys
* Cubehead unzips your panys
<ABS_newbie1> i mean pants
* Cubehead unzips your pants too
<ABS_newbie1> spank ,me
<Cubehead> um
<Cubehead> okay
<Cubehead> do you mind if I use this large frat paddle?
<ABS_newbie1> like my thong
<Cubehead> I take the frat paddle
<Cubehead> and with all my might, strike your ass with it
<ABS_newbie1> do u like my thong
<ABS_newbie1> ohhhhhhhh
<Cubehead> yes....it's very...festive
<Cubehead> OH SHIT
<Cubehead> SHIT!
<Cubehead> SHIT!
<ABS_newbie1> f me
<Cubehead> my wife is back home EARLY
<Cubehead> f**k!
<Cubehead> damnit
<Cubehead> Um
<Cubehead> I have to put on pants and put away my dildo and stuff
<Cubehead> if she talks to you, deny everything
<Cubehead> bye
<Cubehead> HELLO?
<Cubehead> WHO THE f**k IS THIS?
<ABS_newbie1> hii
<ABS_newbie1> hi
<ABS_newbie1> hi
<ABS_newbie1> hoi
<ABS_newbie1> ji
<ABS_newbie1> bye hoe
<Cubehead> EXCUSE ME
<Cubehead> WHY ARE YOU USING THAT LANGUAGE WITH ME?
<Cubehead> BITCH IF YOU WAS f**kING WITH MY MAN I PROMISE YOU ILL KICK YOUR ASS
<Cubehead> MOTHERf**kER
<ABS_newbie1> yea
<ABS_newbie1> hes fun to ride all night long
<Cubehead> WHAT THE f**k YOU CALL ME A HOE FOR?
<Cubehead> EXCUSE ME?
<ABS_newbie1> hoe
<ABS_newbie1> hoe
<ABS_newbie1> hoe
<ABS_newbie1> goe
<ABS_newbie1> hoe
<ABS_newbie1> hoe
<ABS_newbie1> hoe
<Cubehead> BITCH IM GOING TO HACK YOUR SHIT UP IF YOU DON'T STAY AWAY FROM MY MAN
<ABS_newbie1> ok vbye
<Cubehead> REMEMBER THAT BITCH
<Cubehead> BUT REALLY YOU KNOW WHAT THAT GUY IS SUCH AN ASS, HE MAKES ME WANT TO FORSAKE ALL MEN
<Cubehead> ALL THE TIME I TALK TO BITCHES THAT HE'S f**kING AROUND WITH
<Cubehead> I GUESS WHAT IM SAYING IS...
<Cubehead> WILL YOU CYBER WITH ME?
<Cubehead> PLEASE?
--End Log--
--Begin Log--
[20:45] TheDarkOne WANA f**k? ASL!
[20:45] ABS_newbie1 12/m/usa
[20:45] TheDarkOne COOL! LETS CYBAR
[20:45] ABS_newbie1 asl
[20:46] TheDarkOne 43/m/usa i'm a catholic priest, so it's ok
[20:46] TheDarkOne can ya suck up on my dick real nice?
[20:46] ABS_newbie1 no thank u im not gay
[20:46] TheDarkOne c'mon, i'm a priest
[20:46] TheDarkOne it's good for you
[20:47] ABS_newbie1 no
[20:47] TheDarkOne you're going to hell now.
[20:47] ABS_newbie1 u ar a mother f**kin fagat
[20:47] TheDarkOne thats no way to talk to someone in service of the lord
[20:48] ABS_newbie1 and if u r a priest god dosnt like u any way
[20:48] TheDarkOne who are you to judge the lord
[20:48] TheDarkOne get on your knees now and start sucking
[20:48] ABS_newbie1 no
[20:49] TheDarkOne under penalty of eternal torture in the bellows of hell i command you to
[20:49] ABS_newbie1 u r not god u dont mak those choses
[20:50] TheDarkOne i am god's servent though
[20:50] TheDarkOne i speak the will of the lord
[20:50] ABS_newbie1 we all r
[20:50] TheDarkOne in one for or another, true, yet a priest is much closer to god than naught
[20:50] ABS_newbie1 dont f**k with me i read the bible
[20:51] TheDarkOne then you know that to be a priest puts you closer to god and more in his will
[20:51] TheDarkOne so down on your knees now pion
[20:51] ABS_newbie1 ho big r u
[20:52] TheDarkOne height or length?
[20:52] ABS_newbie1 width
[20:52] TheDarkOne bigger than you are son
[20:53] ABS_newbie1 just tell me
[20:53] TheDarkOne you mean my waist size or dick length or dick width
[20:53] ABS_newbie1 last 2
[20:54] TheDarkOne 8" long and probably 5" around
[20:54] ABS_newbie1 for the last tim i m not GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[20:54] TheDarkOne so get sucking, because that is alot of meat to handle.
[20:54] ABS_newbie1 BI BI
[20:55] TheDarkOne YOU'RE GOING TO HELL!
[20:55] TheDarkOne SATAN'S CHILD
[20:56] ABS_newbie1 ur probly not cathick u proby morman
[20:57] TheDarkOne YOU SATAN'S CHILD DO NOT KNOW HOW TO SPELL! THUS YOU ARE GOING TO HELL!
[20:58] ABS_newbie1 f**k ur self
[20:59] TheDarkOne THE FATHER ABOVE HAS FORSAKEN YOU NOW. GO.
[20:59] ABS_newbie1 fin il "suck ur dick"
--End Log--
--Begin Log--
<GATMUD> YOO
<Cubehead> OMG
<GATMUD> LOL
<GATMUD> WOUN TALK
<Cubehead> WIT UR PENES
<Cubehead> I WAN STICK IN MY MOUTH K?
<GATMUD> NO
<Cubehead> I LIEK PENES
<GATMUD> OK
<Cubehead> CAN I SUCK UR PENES?
<Cubehead> I LIKE IT WHEN IT MAKES MAYONNAISE
<GATMUD> SHUR
<Cubehead> K
<Cubehead> *SUCK SUCK*
<Cubehead> IS IT FEEL GOOD?
<GATMUD> HOUW OLD ARE YOU
<Cubehead> 14
<GATMUD> YOO
<Cubehead> WITH BIG TITS
<Cubehead> I GOTS BIG TITS
<Cubehead> AND A PENIS
<Cubehead> I MEAN VAGINA
<GATMUD> oooook
<GATMUD> then shouw me your tits
<Cubehead> I MEANT VAGINA
<Cubehead> LOL
<Cubehead> WHY U WAN SEE MY TITTIES?
<GATMUD> yes
<Cubehead> OMG PERVERT
<Cubehead> I CAN'T SHOW YOU MY INSANELY HOT TITS
<Cubehead> YOU WOULD BE BLINDED BY TEH BEAUTY
<Cubehead> MY PERFECT NIPPLES ARE ERECT FOR YOU
<Cubehead> AND SO IS MY PENIS
<Cubehead> I MEAN CLITORIS
<Cubehead> BECAUSE
<Cubehead> I HAVE A VAGINA
<GATMUD> NO
<Cubehead> WANNA SEX ME ONLINE?
<GATMUD> SHOUW ME YOUR
<GATMUD> AND I WILL
<Cubehead> SHOW YOU WHAT?
<Cubehead> MY AMAZING BREASTS
<Cubehead> MY LARGE NIPPLES
<Cubehead> MY PERFECT CURVES
<GATMUD> YES
<Cubehead> MY HAIRY BALLS
<Cubehead> MY ERECT PENIS
<Cubehead> I MEAN VAGINA
<GATMUD> DUD YOUR A DUD
<Cubehead> NUH UH
<GATMUD> THEN SHOUW ME YOUR TITTS OK ARE YOU ARE A DUD
<Cubehead> NO
<Cubehead> I PORMISE I AM NOT A DUDE
<Cubehead> IF I WAS A DUDE THIS WOULD BE PRETTY GAY LAWL
<Cubehead> I HAVE A HOT JUICY ASSHOLE
<Cubehead> I MEAN PUSSY
<Cubehead> AND I WANT YOU TO INSERT YOUR PENES INTO IT SEVRAL TIEMS
<Cubehead> AND THEN MAKE MAYONNAISE ON MY FAEC K?
<GATMUD> SHOUW ME ARE I WOUNT
<GATMUD> K
<Cubehead> 4GET IT TEHN
<Cubehead> UR MEAN
<GATMUD> I MAKE SHUR
<Cubehead> BUT I WANT UR PENES CANT U MAEK ONE EXCEPSHUN FOR MY VAGINA?
<Cubehead> I WANTS UR PEEPEE
<Cubehead>
<GATMUD> IM GITEN HRDER
<GATMUD> IN TO YOU
<Cubehead> OMG
<Cubehead> THATS HOT
<Cubehead> STICKK IT IN MY PUSSY
<GATMUD> YO YES
<Cubehead> ISN'T MY VAGINA WARM AND TIGHT
<GATMUD> B
<Cubehead> I DO EXERCISES LOTS TO MAEK IT TAHT WAY LOL
<GATMUD> YOUR TURN
<Cubehead> L
<Cubehead> K
<Cubehead> I STICK MY PENES INTO UR VAGINA
<Cubehead> OMG
<Cubehead> HOT
<Cubehead> DAMN
<Cubehead> THAT's GOOD
<Cubehead> OHHHHHHHHHHHHH
--End Log--
--Begin Log--
[21:58] <IceChain> omg
[21:58] <IceChain> hawt
[21:58] <IceChain> omg I want ur penes!
[21:58] <IceChain> i want you HUGE PENES
[21:59] <ABS_newbie1> i am puting my dick in you pussy baby
[21:59] <IceChain> omg yeah
[22:00] <IceChain> oh it's so big
[22:00] <ABS_newbie1> thanks baby hold on ok
[22:00] <IceChain> come back soon lover
[22:00] <IceChain> oops i mean CUM lol
[22:01] <ABS_newbie1> i have too go to the bathrom
[22:01] <IceChain> have fun
[22:01] <ABS_newbie1> ibb
[22:02] <IceChain> ok
[22:05] <ABS_newbie1> hello
[22:05] <IceChain> hey there lover
[22:05] <IceChain> you ready
[22:05] <IceChain> cuz I'm ready for you
[22:05] <ABS_newbie1> what do you want to do
[22:05] <IceChain> you wanna finish what you started?
[22:06] <IceChain> [21:59] <ABS_newbie1> i am puting my dick in you pussy baby
[22:06] <ABS_newbie1> yea
[22:06] <IceChain> come one baby pump harder
[22:06] <ABS_newbie1> im f**king you
[22:06] <IceChain> oh yeah baby harder
[22:06] <IceChain> HARDER
[22:07] <IceChain> my huge breasts are flopping around
[22:07] <ABS_newbie1> its harder
[22:07] <IceChain> oh yeah
[22:07] <IceChain> aww god
[22:07] <ABS_newbie1> getting harder and harder
[22:08] <IceChain> I kiss you passionately as you f**k me harder and harder
[22:08] <ABS_newbie1> ok
[22:08] <IceChain> come on baby
[22:08] <IceChain> I'm so hot for you
[22:09] <ABS_newbie1> suck on my dick jump on my dick
[22:09] <IceChain> oh yeah
[22:09] <IceChain> I unmount and begin licking your dick
[22:09] <IceChain> oh my god it's so big, I can barely get my mouth around it
[22:10] <ABS_newbie1> haaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
[22:10] <IceChain> my face and breasts are covered in your cum
[22:10] <IceChain> mmm, it tastes so good
[22:10] <ABS_newbie1> baby
[22:10] <IceChain> oh yeah you ready to go again?
[22:11] <ABS_newbie1> where do you live
[22:11] <IceChain> in your pants baby
[22:12] <IceChain> I don't like to give out where I live
[22:12] <IceChain> but it's ok
[22:12] <IceChain> you ready to go again? Cuz I know I am
[22:12] * IceChain spreads her legs for you
[22:12] <ABS_newbie1> yes
[22:13] <ABS_newbie1> im licking your pussy
[22:13] <IceChain> oh my god
[22:13] <ABS_newbie1> uhuh
[22:13] <IceChain> I'm thrashing back and forth, your tongue is SO GOOD
[22:13] <IceChain> OH MY GOD
[22:14] <ABS_newbie1> baby ill f**k you so good
[22:14] <IceChain> oh yeah f**k me
[22:14] <ABS_newbie1> ok
[22:14] <IceChain> rip me in half with your huge rod
[22:15] <ABS_newbie1> how long are you going to stay on
[22:15] <IceChain> for a while
[22:15] <IceChain> come one baby keep going
[22:15] <IceChain> i'm so hot right now
[22:15] <IceChain> it's so hard to type
[22:15] <ABS_newbie1> sorry
[22:16] <IceChain> what?
[22:16] <IceChain> no, come on. I'm not finished!
[22:16] <ABS_newbie1> f**k f**k
[22:16] <IceChain> aww yeah
[22:16] <IceChain> harder and faster baby
[22:16] <IceChain> HARDER AND FASTER
[22:16] <ABS_newbie1> im liking your pussy
[22:16] <IceChain> OH YES
[22:16] <IceChain> OH GOD
[22:17] <IceChain> I'm thrusting my pussy into your face, lick deeper!
[22:17] <ABS_newbie1> baby i will
[22:17] <IceChain> oh yeah
[22:17] <IceChain> Oh I feel it coming
[22:17] <IceChain> oh baby, stick that enormous cock in me
[22:17] <ABS_newbie1> f**k yeah
[22:17] <IceChain> I want to cum SOO BAD
[22:18] <ABS_newbie1> ok
[22:18] <ABS_newbie1> f**king you
[22:18] <IceChain> aww yeah
[22:18] <IceChain> OH YEAHOH GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
[22:18] * IceChain cums
[22:18] <IceChain> Oh my god.
[22:18] <IceChain> That was so good
[22:19] <ABS_newbie1> yep
[22:19] <IceChain> oh yeah one more thing
[22:19] <IceChain> This whole time, for the last 20 minutes or so.......
[22:19] <ABS_newbie1> what
[22:19] <IceChain> You've been cybering with a guy
[22:20] <ABS_newbie1> f**k
[22:20] <IceChain> http://img.photobuck...n/Picture20.jpg
[22:20] <IceChain> YOU HAVE JUST BEEN PUNKED BITCH
[22:20] <ABS_newbie1> f**k you
[22:20] <IceChain> this is why you NEVER EVER EVER
[22:20] <IceChain> PM the people with voice
[22:20] <IceChain> because we don't like newbies
[22:20] <IceChain> don't f**king ask to cyber again
[22:21] <-- ABS_newbie1 has quit (Quit: Leaving)
--End Log--
Post by: shavedrat on January 19, 2005, 04:43:00 PM
QUOTE
<Cubehead> SHOW YOU WHAT?
<Cubehead> MY AMAZING BREASTS
<Cubehead> MY LARGE NIPPLES
<Cubehead> MY PERFECT CURVES
<GATMUD> YES
<Cubehead> MY HAIRY BALLS
<Cubehead> MY ERECT PENIS
<Cubehead> I MEAN VAGINA
<GATMUD> DUD YOUR A DUD
<Cubehead> MY AMAZING BREASTS
<Cubehead> MY LARGE NIPPLES
<Cubehead> MY PERFECT CURVES
<GATMUD> YES
<Cubehead> MY HAIRY BALLS
<Cubehead> MY ERECT PENIS
<Cubehead> I MEAN VAGINA
<GATMUD> DUD YOUR A DUD
QUOTE
<Cubehead> IF I WAS A DUDE THIS WOULD BE PRETTY GAY LAWL
Post by: hb2k on January 20, 2005, 02:22:00 AM
Post by: .fortune on January 20, 2005, 11:12:00 AM
--Begin Log--
StallionChaser29: hey
iamtommgreen: hello
StallionChaser29: whats up
iamtommgreen: nothing much you?
StallionChaser29: nothing really do u have a pic?
iamtommgreen: no..=-/ sorry
StallionChaser29: o
StallionChaser29: what do u u look like
StallionChaser29: ?????????
iamtommgreen: blonde hair, shoulder length, blue eyes, tan 5'4 110 pounds
StallionChaser29: nice
StallionChaser29: u cyber
StallionChaser29: ?/
iamtommgreen: yes
iamtommgreen: u start off if u want to
StallionChaser29: we are at ur place and ur helping me study for a test tomorrow and u start to touch my leg and i get alil nervous
iamtommgreen: i put down my ice cream, whoops i dropped some on your shirt
StallionChaser29: i dont worry about it i take off my shirt to show off my white beater
iamtommgreen: i climb on top of you and start to take off your wife beater
iamtommgreen: feeling your huge pecks under my hands
StallionChaser29: i throw down my study stuff and grab ur ass as i start to move it on my cock. I start kissing u
iamtommgreen: mmmm i like it....we are doing it doggy style and i start doing your homework that is laying on the bed
iamtommgreen: wow this problem is really hard...oh wait..sorry...we are still f**king
iamtommgreen: keep going
StallionChaser29: As i got u doggystyle im rubbing ur a**hole and with the other hand i am grabing ur tits as i move my c**k down deep
iamtommgreen: let me giv eu head
StallionChaser29: I pull my c**k out and then wait for ur head
iamtommgreen: i go down on u and start sucking
StallionChaser29: I have one hand on my c**k and the other on the back of ur head
iamtommgreen: i feel a sneeze coming on, oh god..i just sneezed on ur penis
iamtommgreen: sorry
iamtommgreen: ew theres a really big booger hanging from it
StallionChaser29: I get a tissue and take it off and then push ur head back down
iamtommgreen: i start sucking again and look up at you
iamtommgreen: omg!!
iamtommgreen: theres a spider coming down on a web!! look out, its deadly poisoneuous
StallionChaser29: I push u out the way and swat at the spider but i get bit
iamtommgreen: oh no
iamtommgreen: where did u get bit at??
StallionChaser29: on my belly
iamtommgreen: oh dear, we should call the paramedics
StallionChaser29: i'm fine i get up with a big bonner and go to the bath room to wash the wound
iamtommgreen: i come in behind u with my strap on
StallionChaser29: i run!!!!!!!!!!!!
iamtommgreen: i stick it into your ass
iamtommgreen: aww..u dont like that?
StallionChaser29: no
iamtommgreen: oh...it really turns me on
StallionChaser29: o weel
iamtommgreen: well, where were we
iamtommgreen: im so horny right now
StallionChaser29: u were giving me head
iamtommgreen: oh yea....well....im giving u head, and i bite down on ur penis and try to rip it off
iamtommgreen: i grow huge canines and sink them into your peanut sized penis, i rip it off and throw it out the window, i then take out my nine that was under my bed and put it to ur skull and blow ur bains out...OMG YOUR CEREBELLUM! IT FELL IN THE TOILET
--End Log--
--Begin Log--
I Milk Badgers: hey
liquidboarder001: hi
liquidboarder001: asl?
I Milk Badgers: 14/f/oh
liquidboarder001: pic?
I Milk Badgers: and 15/f/oh
liquidboarder001: any pics?\
I Milk Badgers: umm i think i have one
liquidboarder001: ok
I Milk Badgers: horny?
I Milk Badgers wants to directly connect.
liquidboarder001 is now directly connected.
liquidboarder001: a little
I Milk Badgers:
liquidboarder001: which one is that?
I Milk Badgers: were really horny
liquidboarder001: im pretty horny too
liquidboarder001: what ya wanna do?
I Milk Badgers: maybe we should cyber
I Milk Badgers: wanna
liquidboarder001: yeah
liquidboarder001: a 3some cyber or only 2
I Milk Badgers: 3 some
liquidboarder001: lets do it
I Milk Badgers: ok you start
liquidboarder001: i start to strup for u both by taking off my shirt
liquidboarder001: strip*
I Milk Badgers: are you buff?
liquidboarder001: yeah
I Milk Badgers: oh baby dance for me
liquidboarder001: i do a little dance for u
I Milk Badgers: i like irish dances are you doing an irish dance baby
liquidboarder001: yeah
I Milk Badgers: god now im getting hotter
liquidboarder001: i start to take off my pants
I Milk Badgers: oh ya baby
I Milk Badgers: now i
I Milk Badgers: take off your shirt
I Milk Badgers: and poor 533 calorie hidden vally ranch all over your arm and lick it off
liquidboarder001: i take off my boxers and im stand in front of u 2 naked
liquidboarder001: standing8
liquidboarder001: *
I Milk Badgers: how big is it?
liquidboarder001: 6
I Milk Badgers: oh baby
I Milk Badgers: thats huge
liquidboarder001: thanks
I Milk Badgers: must be cold in here tho cause its not over 4 inches
I Milk Badgers: ok now i
I Milk Badgers: take off my scuba gear and start to kiss the wall
I Milk Badgers: and
I Milk Badgers: emice touches your ass
I Milk Badgers: emily*
I Milk Badgers: thts the other one
liquidboarder001: ok
liquidboarder001: i tell her its all hers
I Milk Badgers: she says whats all hers?
liquidboarder001: my ass babe
I Milk Badgers: she takes a banana and rubs it against your ass crack
liquidboarder001: i moan a little
liquidboarder001: (i am bi by the way)
I Milk Badgers: oh yq cool
I Milk Badgers: oh baby
I Milk Badgers: im rubbing myself
I Milk Badgers: are you jackin it?
liquidboarder001: yeah
I Milk Badgers: cool
I Milk Badgers: ok baby
I Milk Badgers: oh shit
I Milk Badgers: shes licking my pussy for real now
liquidboarder001: mmm
I Milk Badgers: oh gosfd its so good
liquidboarder001: good girl
I Milk Badgers: hey baby i dont mean to ruin the fun but can you hold on moment
I Milk Badgers: one*
liquidboarder001: yeah
I Milk Badgers: just a second baby
liquidboarder001: ok
I Milk Badgers: ok baby im abck
liquidboarder001: ok
I Milk Badgers: sorry there was some gunfire accros the street i thoguth it was another drive by at my house but it was just the kids next doors house
I Milk Badgers: so you hot baby?
I Milk Badgers: what do you want to do to me now
liquidboarder001: i wanna taste ur pussy
I Milk Badgers: ill ask her what it tastes like for you
liquidboarder001: ok
I Milk Badgers: she says shampoo and it burns her tongue
I Milk Badgers: now
I Milk Badgers: i rub you long
I Milk Badgers: 2 inch cock
liquidboarder001: mmm it feels wonderful
I Milk Badgers: oh ym god
I Milk Badgers: i was orgasming and i accidentally kicked her in the face
liquidboarder001: geeze
I Milk Badgers: she crashed out the window
I Milk Badgers: holy shit hold on
liquidboarder001: ok
I Milk Badgers: shit
liquidboarder001: what?
I Milk Badgers: shes bleeding everywhere
liquidboarder001: take her to the hospital
I Milk Badgers: but its my fault
liquidboarder001: it was an accident
I Milk Badgers: what if they arrest me and put me in the chair of unfun electrocution
I Milk Badgers: i cant go to jail now
liquidboarder001: they wont
I Milk Badgers: im so young
liquidboarder001: at least clean her up
liquidboarder001: and wrap the cuts
I Milk Badgers: she isnt breathign
I Milk Badgers: im gonna put her in a crate
liquidboarder001: o my
liquidboarder001: y?
I Milk Badgers: maybe noone will find her there
liquidboarder001: ok
I Milk Badgers: then we can finish what were doing here
liquidboarder001: ok
I Milk Badgers: alright she in there
liquidboarder001: ok
I Milk Badgers: im kinda scared
liquidboarder001: its ok
I Milk Badgers: ok you still wanna finish the cybering
liquidboarder001: only if u want to
I Milk Badgers: ok baby
I Milk Badgers: lets finish real quick
liquidboarder001: ok
I Milk Badgers: you still real hot baby
liquidboarder001: yeah
I Milk Badgers: oh god you cum yet?
liquidboarder001: no
liquidboarder001: not close yet
I Milk Badgers: im licking my big fat tities
liquidboarder001: im jerkin my big dick
liquidboarder001: how big are ut tits?
I Milk Badgers: 86 quadruple C's
liquidboarder001: nice
I Milk Badgers: ok baby\
liquidboarder001: im jerking my big dick for u babe
I Milk Badgers: oh baby momma lieks that
liquidboarder001: my dick is all for u
I Milk Badgers: arre you moms friend
liquidboarder001: huh?
I Milk Badgers: sorry my kid walked in let me get him a glass of milk and put him backt o bed really quick
liquidboarder001: ok ill wait
I Milk Badgers: ok now i start to suck your dick
liquidboarder001: mmm babe
I Milk Badgers: its so warm
liquidboarder001: it feels so good
I Milk Badgers: its warm like the toilet seat when your parents are just done using it right before you go in and when you sit down you feel the uncomfortable warmth and images of your mother pantsless taking a dump enter your mind
I Milk Badgers: god
I Milk Badgers: i think im ready
I Milk Badgers: to cum soon
I Milk Badgers: you make me so hot
liquidboarder001: u make me hot too
I Milk Badgers: woudl it still be hot if i kissed emily in the crate?
I Milk Badgers: or no
I Milk Badgers: would you still ike that baby?
liquidboarder001: yeah
liquidboarder001: taste her pussy for me
I Milk Badgers: oh god
I Milk Badgers: her lifeless pussy tastes so good
liquidboarder001: mmm
I Milk Badgers: now im licking her tits
liquidboarder001: mmm
I Milk Badgers: there big nipples
liquidboarder001: how big?
I Milk Badgers: real big
I Milk Badgers: oh wait
I Milk Badgers: never mind there average size
liquidboarder001: ok
I Milk Badgers: there was just blood making them look bigger
I Milk Badgers: oh god
I Milk Badgers: i wanna f**k you so bad
I Milk Badgers: i want you inside me baby
liquidboarder001: i wnna f**k u too
I Milk Badgers: you liek rough stuff baby?
liquidboarder001: yes
liquidboarder001: and kinky
I Milk Badgers: ok i got my swiss army knife
liquidboarder001: ok
I Milk Badgers: and im cutting my titty right now for you hot stud
liquidboarder001: mmmmm
liquidboarder001: i would lick up all the blood
I Milk Badgers: really?
liquidboarder001: yeah
I Milk Badgers: thats kind of gross lol
I Milk Badgers: lets keep it sexy baby
liquidboarder001: ok
I Milk Badgers: oh my god baby
I Milk Badgers: oh my god
liquidboarder001: what?
I Milk Badgers: im cumming im cumming
liquidboarder001: im close babe
liquidboarder001: im cumming too
I Milk Badgers: your cumming now
I Milk Badgers: oh god
I Milk Badgers: yes yes! frankin beans salad yes!
I Milk Badgers: oh baby
liquidboarder001: mmmm babe
I Milk Badgers: so you just finished?
liquidboarder001: yeah
I Milk Badgers: was it good for you
liquidboarder001: yeah
I Milk Badgers: good baby
I Milk Badgers: i was afraid you would leave after every thing that happennned
liquidboarder001: no
liquidboarder001: i am still hard
liquidboarder001: u make me so hot
I Milk Badgers: oh thats hot
I Milk Badgers: do you think they will find emilys body here?
liquidboarder001: no
I Milk Badgers: what if my parents find it
liquidboarder001: u can tell them it was an accident
I Milk Badgers: do you think i should try to dump it in a lake or somehting
liquidboarder001: and u were scared
liquidboarder001: if u want to
I Milk Badgers: tthanks baby uor the best
I Milk Badgers: your*
liquidboarder001: no prob
I Milk Badgers: ok so whats your address so i cansend you a bill?
liquidboarder001: for what?
I Milk Badgers: for what we just did
liquidboarder001: what u mena a bill?
I Milk Badgers: umm sweety dont you know im an aim cyber hooker?
liquidboarder001: u didnt tell me
I Milk Badgers: you agrred to pay for me when you got aim
liquidboarder001: no i didnt
I Milk Badgers: it was in the rules and agreement
liquidboarder001: no it wasnt
I Milk Badgers: yes it is baby
liquidboarder001: underage prostitution is illgal anyway
I Milk Badgers: i thoguth we were roleplayign a fantasy?
I Milk Badgers: shit
liquidboarder001: what?
I Milk Badgers: your not goignt o tell anyone about what happened tonight are you?
liquidboarder001: not if i dont have to pay
I Milk Badgers: but its really cheap stud
liquidboarder001: sorry babe
liquidboarder001: im broke
I Milk Badgers: willy uo really tell if you have to pay?
liquidboarder001: im not paying not matter what
I Milk Badgers: well you have to
liquidboarder001: y?
I Milk Badgers: because you agreed to when you signed up for aim
liquidboarder001: no i didnt
I Milk Badgers: you checked a box that said i agree to the following rules and regualtiong
liquidboarder001: aim cyber hookers is not in the rules and regs
I Milk Badgers: and it was stated int here that you will pay for are service i you took part in it
liquidboarder001: u didnt tell me u were one
liquidboarder001: so i dont have to pay
I Milk Badgers: it was implied
liquidboarder001: im gonna check the rules and regs
I Milk Badgers: go right ahead
I Milk Badgers: youll receve the bill in 2-8 weeks
I Milk Badgers: ill cut the price in half if you dont tell anyone
I Milk Badgers: please dont say a word
liquidboarder001: what would that be?
I Milk Badgers: aboutt what happened
liquidboarder001 has left the conversation.
--End Log--
--Begin Log--
Ok, a quick bit of background to this story. An old friend from primary school came over the night this convo took place and told me the story of this girl he had made f**k her cousin. He explained that she was extremely desperate and was coming onto him, but he rejected her and she went off and had spent some quality family time with her cousin instead o_O. He had her msn, we were drunk, and we decided to play a little prank on her Enjoy, we did!
NOTE: I am not really at the college, there is no posters and I have never met this person before.
sweet_bunz
hey who is this
cooldude04
hey is that you and your cousin in that photo? [she had a photo of her and some old guy bending over as her avatar]
sweet_bunz
no that is from a performance i did, he is married with kids
cooldude04
ah, ok
sweet_bunz
who r u neway
cooldude04
my name is bob
cooldude04
bob smith
cooldude04
i work for the corporation
sweet_bunz
what the...??? and how did u get my email address
cooldude04
i got it off willy
cooldude04
he said you f**ked your cousin
cooldude04
i wanted to laugh at you
sweet_bunz
willy how do u know willy
cooldude04
i live at [college]
cooldude04
did you really f**k your cousin?
sweet_bunz
great so how many ppl at [college] know
cooldude04
pretty much everyone
cooldude04
someone made a picture
cooldude04
and hung it on the wall
cooldude04
it's hilarious
sweet_bunz
oh fanf**kingtastic
sweet_bunz
i wish willy knew how to keep his f**king trap shut
cooldude04
yeh well you're the one who f**ked your cousin
cooldude04
why'd u do it?
cooldude04
mmmmmmmm........ hobbits
cooldude04
the picture has hobbits in it too
sweet_bunz
hahaha well thats soo fun got a copy on hand so i can c it
cooldude04
nah it's on the wall
cooldude04
someone put a few up in the commons
sweet_bunz
look we were both drunk ok geez i dont know y it happened just that it did
cooldude04
willy said you'd hardly drunk a thing
cooldude04
and you got your cousin real drunk first
cooldude04
hey, are you really into bondage?
sweet_bunz
y do u wanna know
cooldude04
we're having a party here tuesday night
cooldude04
we need someone desperate for a guy called adam
sweet_bunz
oh yeah keep going im listening
cooldude04
well he reckons he's got a bondage fetish but can't find anyone
cooldude04
we all pitched in and bought him a costume for his birthday
cooldude04
and we want someone to help him try it out
sweet_bunz
ok depends on how extreme the bondage
cooldude04
well the costume has a ballgag
sweet_bunz
oh yeah not that far i have read plenty of stuff bout that im not that kinky
cooldude04
was your cousin that kinky? maybe we can use him instead?
sweet_bunz
hahaha no
cooldude04
hey, did you let your cousin give you anal?
sweet_bunz
f**k no would never ever let ne guy do that
cooldude04
why? u might enjoy it
cooldude04
especially if it's your cousin
cooldude04
hehe. i just came up with a shitty pun
cooldude04
you had a "family affair" to attend
sweet_bunz
f**k off ok it only happened once and it wont happen again
cooldude04
willy says you have no regrets
cooldude04
except telling him
sweet_bunz
thats true
cooldude04
seriously, how could you be so desperate to get your own cousin drunk to f**k him then telling the world?
sweet_bunz
cause he cant keep his f**king mouth shut
sweet_bunz
alright i didnt get him drunk he was actually the one buying me drinks, he was the one who made the first move and as for telling i thought i could trust willy obviously i was wrong in that regard
cooldude04
yeh bullshit
cooldude04
i saw your picture
cooldude04
no one would buy you drinks
sweet_bunz
got a problem with my picture and i have had plenty of ppl by me drinks u wanna meet me first
sweet_bunz
before passing judgement
cooldude04
hell no
cooldude04
looking at your picture was like burning my eyes with acid
sweet_bunz
where was this picture from
cooldude04
your profile
sweet_bunz
what is the matter with my profile
cooldude04
it's ugly
sweet_bunz
which one is me
cooldude04
your the front one
cooldude04
i recognise you from the poster
sweet_bunz
u really know how to take a person down dont u know u shouldnt do that to ppl who r already depressed
cooldude04
why are you depressed?
cooldude04
because you f**ked your cousin?
cooldude04
i would be depressed too if i had to sink that low
sweet_bunz
no was in councilling long before that
cooldude04
ok i'll stop now
cooldude04
but i will post this conversation all over the internet
sweet_bunz
yeah i figured as much
sweet_bunz
i dont really care what u think but im going to f**king kill willy for this
cooldude04
why? you're the one that f**ked your cousin
sweet_bunz
and he betray trust i trusted willy and when u trust ppl it hurts to have them betray u
cooldude04
haha..some guy's talking about putting the posters up in the city
sweet_bunz
yeah i know
cooldude04
heh, he just left
cooldude04
um.. the posters've got your name on them too
sweet_bunz
yeah know what im in [a place away from the city but still fairly near] so i dont care
cooldude04
but look on the bright side
cooldude04
you finally got laid and you're going to be famous across [the city]!!
cooldude04
and i'm sure some will find their way to [place near the city] as well
sweet_bunz
yeah u wanna do i ur gonna find urself extremely bruised
sweet_bunz
i dont take shit from no one specially dumbass guys
cooldude04
what? you gonna lure me into your incest bondage lair?
sweet_bunz
no i would rather beat the shit outta u. u should be scared of is me cause i reaguarly beat up my best friend who is male if he gets on the wrong side of me
cooldude04
i bet you sit on him
cooldude04
by the look of your picture no one would survive that
cooldude04
except maybe jesus
cooldude04
wait
cooldude04
no
cooldude04
not even He would survive a suffocation session from your lardy ass
cooldude04
haha just got a call from the guy who's putting up the posters
cooldude04
he just got on the bus
sweet_bunz
wow who cars
cooldude04
you haven't seen the poster
sweet_bunz
y the f**k would i want it
sweet_bunz
well i would if someone would send me a copy
cooldude04
oh they'll get to [place near city], dont you worry about that
cooldude04
but i can think of a reason you might want it
cooldude04
you might get off on the picture of hobbit feet
sweet_bunz
im not a foot fetish person
cooldude04
[the cousin] said you wre
cooldude04
although he cant really remember
cooldude04
he was too drunk at the time from all the booze you gave him
cooldude04
so anyway, about that guy we got who has the bondage outfit
cooldude04
can you do it?
sweet_bunz
no im not gonna give u another reason to laugh at me
cooldude04
hey come on, we'll even take down the posters and stop laughing at you if you do it for us
sweet_bunz
u would bullshit new laughter and poster worse would judt replace it
sweet_bunz
im not stupid or naive
cooldude04
no seriously
cooldude04
word of honour
cooldude04
we'll just forget about it all
sweet_bunz
urs probably counts for as much as willys did
cooldude04
we really need some help with this guy
sweet_bunz
i would be different if it were lighter bondage, i have even got pimnk fluffy cuffs, but no
sweet_bunz
its called u start off small
cooldude04
oh, ok
cooldude04
well i guess he could settle for that
cooldude04
we can give the ballgag a miss
sweet_bunz
plz send my apologies
cooldude04
hey come on, we're desperate here!
cooldude04
we gotta find him someone, hell, we owe it to him
sweet_bunz
ys that
cooldude04
he got a few of the boys out of trouble with the cops
cooldude04
seriously, we'll all forget about this if you can do us this favour, so can you please do it?
sweet_bunz
im not into heavy though
sweet_bunz
and what would i get out of it neway nothing
cooldude04
he can do it light if you want
cooldude04
well you'll get us forgetting the cousin f**king incident
cooldude04
and you'll have our college's gratitude to cash in on some time
sweet_bunz
hmmmm im tempted
sweet_bunz
as long as its light
cooldude04
well, tell us what you need
cooldude04
and we can have it ready
sweet_bunz
y should i do this i dont know ne of u
cooldude04
you know willy
cooldude04
and we know your most intimate secret
cooldude04
we may as well all be best friends
sweet_bunz
how old is this guy neway
cooldude04
19
cooldude04
he turned 19 last week
sweet_bunz
ok thats alright i m seriously tempted
sweet_bunz
and it is in swat vac
sweet_bunz
hmmmm
cooldude04
yeh
cooldude04
if you need a place to stay we can organise that for you too
sweet_bunz
whens it gonna be tuesday?
sweet_bunz
u really really wanna do this dont u
cooldude04
we owe the guy real bad
cooldude04
tuesday 8:00pm
sweet_bunz
hmm alright i have done a couple of wild things im my time y not make it one more
cooldude04
thanx so much!!
cooldude04
hey just one thing though.. another of this guy's fetishes.. umm.. this is gonna sound really weird
cooldude04
could you wear an eyepatch?
sweet_bunz
yeah sure what am i getting myself into
sweet_bunz
how many ppl r gonna know bout this by the way
cooldude04
only a few
cooldude04
hell we'd all be dead if anyone found out
sweet_bunz
ys that
cooldude04
cos his dad is a cop
cooldude04
and would be furious if he knew about his fetishes
sweet_bunz
alright just remember light bondage
cooldude04
sure
sweet_bunz
i will bring my cuff with me been dying to try those out
cooldude04
hehe.. u cuffed or him?
sweet_bunz
whichever way he wants it, its for him after all
cooldude04
i think he likes it both ways
cooldude04
so you can try both
cooldude04
what's you're favourite thing to do?
sweet_bunz
dont really have a fav do i only done it once
cooldude04
done what?
sweet_bunz
everything i havent done bondage before although the thought turns me on, so does he rest of the stuff in the list of my name
cooldude04
so just between you and me, how far will you go with adam?
sweet_bunz
hmm how far well that depends doesnt it
cooldude04
like what if he asks you to masturbate for him?
sweet_bunz
hmm im not sure depends on how i feel then but probably
cooldude04
you ever masturbated before?
sweet_bunz
what kind of chick do u think i am
cooldude04
what's the wildest thing you've put in your pussy?
sweet_bunz
hmmm wildest not sure got an interesting list though
sweet_bunz
the wildest i have ever though is broccoli
sweet_bunz
have to go to lunch talk to u later but i will be there tues
sweet_bunz
just hope i havent got myself in too deep
cooldude04
hey, it's better than having posters stuck up all over [city] about your secret fetish for hobbits and your cousin
NEW SESSION
sweet_bunz
hey
cooldude04
hi
sweet_bunz
just so u know im not an all bad person aside from drinking too much and making one bad judgement
cooldude04
really?
cooldude04
hey, do you want to have a 3some with me and another guy when you're finished with adam?
sweet_bunz
y should i do a threesome with y and this other guy
cooldude04
no real reason, just if you wanna try it
, strawberries, chocolate and cream, these are a few of my favourite things says:
i just dont wanna do anal
cooldude04
that's alright
cooldude04
so you're up for it?
sweet_bunz
yeah i suppose so just remember my limited experience
cooldude04
yeh, no problem
sweet_bunz
i have only one thing if i hear ne rumours of me being a slut im gonna be after u like i am willy
cooldude04
ok, i'm back
cooldude04
there's another guy who wants to watch our 3some, is that ok with you?
sweet_bunz
yeah alright
*********MEANWHILE IN ANOTHER CONVO**********
cooldude04
man, should i tell her this is a prank?
too kool for skool
no
cooldude04
lol
***************************************************************
cooldude04
can u deep throat?
sweet_bunz
told u im not really very experienced
cooldude04
it's ok.. we can teach you if u want
sweet_bunz
yep
sweet_bunz
would like very much
sweet_bunz
and i am prepared to deep throat
cooldude04
hey, but seriously.. you're doing a lot for us all.. we'd honestly feel bad without giving you something in return you sure you don't want even a token amount of cash for this??
sweet_bunz
i will only take $50 off u guys thats enough for petrol and some left over
sweet_bunz
one thing i wanna say is i need somewhere to stay cause sure as hell aint sleeping in car agina
cooldude04
yep, dont worry, a place will be arranged
cooldude04
sorry but i gtg now
sweet_bunz
thanks
cooldude04
see you on tuesday night
sweet_bunz
ok cya tues
--End Log--
More where that came from...
SOMEONE PLEASE STICKY THIS!
Post by: runawaywarthog on January 25, 2005, 09:12:00 PM
"we are in the pool and i take off my top"
me: I then proceed to cover my eyes, get out of the pool, trip over my towel and hit my head on the door, and run to the neighbor's house where i hit on her and we get it on.
She said some other things but she got really pissed off lol
Post by: blueshogun96 on January 26, 2005, 03:36:00 PM
Post by: Cio on February 19, 2005, 03:29:00 PM
Post by: ThaCrip on February 21, 2005, 12:41:00 PM
p.s. the guy with the george bush animated gif... needs to make that ALOT smaller in size cause personally 700+KB is ALOT to download for the dial up user.
personally i think forums need to make a max file size limit on avatars to like no more than 10KB or so.
Post by: Shadow1218 on February 27, 2005, 08:55:00 AM
Post by: mr_chips on February 27, 2005, 06:54:00 PM
QUOTE(ThaCrip @ Feb 21 2005, 10:47 AM)
cybersex is pointless if u ask me.
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Title: Fun With Cyber Sex?
Post by: FoeHammer05 on February 28, 2005, 05:10:00 PM
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Title: Fun With Cyber Sex?
Post by: blueshogun96 on March 03, 2005, 01:22:00 PM
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Post by: FoeHammer05 on February 28, 2005, 05:10:00 PM
Post by: blueshogun96 on March 03, 2005, 01:22:00 PM
QUOTE(mr_chips @ Feb 28 2005, 02:00 AM)
what's dialup? 
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Title: Fun With Cyber Sex?
Post by: shavedrat on March 12, 2005, 11:34:00 AM
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Been posted for almost 2 years, who knows how long they existed before then.
I thought there was another thread that was even older... but it wasnt. I'll post it anyways.
http://forums.xbox-s...opic=62997&st=0
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Title: Fun With Cyber Sex?
Post by: xboxbox451 on March 13, 2005, 12:03:00 AM
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As of my post this topic has been viewed well over 11,000 times.
Just goes to show that you put the words "fun" and "sex" in the same sentence, your guaranteed a look-see.
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Title: Fun With Cyber Sex?
Post by: Xh@cker on March 29, 2005, 01:50:00 PM
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No reason for it to stop now
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Title: Fun With Cyber Sex?
Post by: Shadow1218 on March 29, 2005, 01:54:00 PM
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My sides hurt from laughing so hard!
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Title: Fun With Cyber Sex?
Post by: aswilbourn on April 04, 2005, 06:33:00 AM
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Sorry if this has already been posted. I haven't had chance to read the entire thread. If you want a collection of the funniest quotes from chat sites check this out:
www.bash.org
It is some funny ass sh*t!
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Title: Fun With Cyber Sex?
Post by: aswilbourn on April 04, 2005, 10:10:00 AM
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<Paradox> They want it 'now,' apparently, so the timetable is somewhat limited.
<volsung_> Are you going to just take their offer as presented, or is there an opportunity for negotiation?
<Paradox> I'm not sure.
<volsung_> I'm sure your hard cock is in great demand. An exclusive deal might not be in your best interest.
<Paradox> Last time I got an offer like this, there were some catches.
Primus521: hey dude the funniest thing happened to me today
Primus521: im at walmart and this chick is buying a box of tampons and they are missing the upc and wont ring up
Primus521: so the cashier tells his buddy to get a price check on tampax
Primus521: the dude looks at him and says, "the kind u push in, or the kind you hammer in?"
Primus521: lol
Primus521: turns out he misheard him
Primus521: he thought he said thumbtacs
Primus521: you should have seen the look on the chicks face
Primus521: omfg
Primus521: til the day i die
Primus521: i will never forget it
<NHBoy> I broke my G-string while fingering a minor
<rycool> ...
<NHBoy> I was trying to play Knocking on Heaven's Door.
<NHBoy> Oh well, time to buy new strings.
<FM{FF1}> Rizen: I thought you didn't bang chicks, only me.
<FM{FF1}> ...men.
<FM{FF1}> GOD THAT WAS A BAD TYPO.
<YuFFie> SO U HACKING ME THEN HUH
<YuFFie> WElL I GOT NEWS FOR U MISTER I GOT MORE FIREWALL POWERS NOW SO IM SECURE AND IM USING WINDOWS 98 SO IM REALLY SECURE FROM HACKERS LIKE YOU SO YOU BETTA JUST GIVE UP CUZ U GOT NO HOPE MISTER.
* YuFFie ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: Owned.)
* YuFFie ([email protected]) has joined #
<YuFFie> HELP MY MOUSE IS MOVING BY IT SELF
<EyesofPrisms> and ou are an uytter newb
<KC48348751> dude
<KC48348751> how did that y move over like 12 characters
* Spoon casts Wall of Silence
*** Spoon sets mode: +m
<Goku> why?
<Spoon> Because exo went insane
<Goku> no, he just brought his insanity up to another level
* Sentinel checks..
*** Sentinel sets mode: -m
<exogen> THERE'S BUTTER ON MY FACE!
*** Sentinel sets mode: +m
Meph|st0> Complaint : BOUGTH IT FOR MY COUSIN WHO HAD CANCER, ITEM NEVER ARRIVED AND MY COUSIN DIED
<Meph|st0> thats the greatest ebay feedback i have ever seen
<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up
<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up
<phxl|paper> and DANCE
* nmp3bot dances-<
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* nmp3bot dances/-<
<[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet
<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile ([email protected]) has joined #themacmind
<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)
<anamexis> :<
<frank> can you help me install GTA3?
<knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't using
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<knightmare> ...
<Charlesowns> Man i was surfin porn and like "normal" surfin at the same time, so my mom comes in and i quick as hell tab down the porn. So now im looking at a SWAT vest and an Mp5 submachinegun trying to hide the giant penis in my pants. Then all of a sudden this realy gay male voice speaks out realy loud goin "i want to suck your big dick ans swallow your hot sperm" then like 100 popups open up all consisting of hardcore fetish gayporn.
<Charlesowns> man my mom started crying and now she thinks im gay... it owns
<blazemore> LITTLETON, Colo. - Colorado officials plan to try a 15-year-old boy as an adult for allegedly offering a Sony PlayStation to have his aunt killed.
<FlipTopBx> is it modded?
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Title: Fun With Cyber Sex?
Post by: Cio on April 06, 2005, 12:25:00 PM
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*bump
And my avatar is worth every kb if u ask me
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Title: Fun With Cyber Sex?
Post by: yourkiller on June 20, 2005, 05:42:00 AM
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Title: Fun With Cyber Sex?
Post by: Northcarolina ReDn3k on June 20, 2005, 02:25:00 PM
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)
Forrest says:
just talk to him
Forrest says:
he'll tell u the truth
Forrest says:
like i told u
morton says:
look
morton says:
i dont want another one of your friends to lie to me ok?
Forrest says:
omg
You have invited morton to start an audio conversation. Please wait for a response, or Cancel (Alt+Q) the pending invitation.
morton has declined your invitation to start an audio conversation.
Forrest says:
oh i get it ur playing a joke on me cuz i dont know who u r
morton says:
omggg
morton says:
look
Forrest says:
u got issues
morton says:
i dunno what your problem is but i really wish yuo would stop this bs story
Forrest says:
u've got the wrong person
morton says:
cmon
morton says:
you said that it would be ok between us even tho i slept with you
morton says:
and now ur all lying and shit
morton says:
and its really pissing me off
Forrest says:
ur really pissing me off cuz i dont know who u r
morton says:
how can you not remember me
morton says:
i was in YOUR bed last night
Forrest says:
cuz im not who u think i am
Forrest says:
im forrest kraus
morton says:
what are you gonna go on some story how "im not who you think i am" like ur a secret agent or something?
Forrest says:
I DIDNT SLEEP WITH U OK
Forrest says:
U GOT THE WRONG ADDRESS
morton says:
then how did i get this address
Forrest says:
i dont know
morton says:
if your embarrased because ur younger than you said you were, thats ok
morton says:
alright?
morton says:
what happened, happened
Forrest says:
what?????????
morton says:
8th graders arent that stupid okk
Forrest says:
im serious u got the wrong addy
morton says:
noooo i didnt
Forrest says:
how do u know lyndsey
morton says:
soccer camp
Forrest says:
i was there too
morton says:
last summer?
morton says:
nc state?
morton says:
all girls camp?
morton says:
i dont think so
morton says:
thats a big lie
morton says:
you werent there
Forrest says:
nvm
morton says:
yeah and how can you say you arent lying?
Forrest says:
i thought u were talkin about some camp that i went to this year
morton says:
what is lyndsey your girlfriend or something
Forrest says:
no
Forrest says:
she's in eight grade too
morton says:
yea i know
Forrest says:
so am i
morton says:
no youre not
Forrest says:
yea i am
morton says:
although i dont know what grade you are in because apparently you lie alot
Forrest says:
no i dont
Forrest says:
im not lying
morton says:
yea you are
morton says:
you were lying about the soccer camp, why wouldnt you lie about me?
Forrest says:
im not lyin
morton says:
noy lying about which part of the story?
morton says:
not*
Forrest says:
the whole thing
morton says:
ah but youre lying
morton says:
weve clarified that you lied about the soccer thing
morton says:
do you wanna play 20 questions or something?? i know you
Forrest says:
what is that
morton says:
you ask a question and i anwser and then i ask and you anwser
morton says:
look
morton says:
ill get my friend from the club to talk to yuo ok?
Forrest says:
ok
morton says:
i called her and she is gettin online
morton says:
ok?
Forrest says:
ok
Forrest says:
but i dont have her addy
morton says:
i know im adding her to the convo
morton says:
her name is laurie ok?
Laurie has been added to the conversation.
morton says:
hey
Laurie says:
hey
Forrest says:
wtf is ur friend talkin about
Laurie says:
im morton's friend from the club, she told me all about you
Forrest says:
i dont know her
morton says:
yes you do..
Forrest says:
no idont
morton says:
laurie was the girl that i told her where i was going before we left
Laurie says:
the really cute louie baton dress
Laurie says:
you said it was sexy
Forrest says:
look laurie my name is robert forrest kraus and i dont know u or ur friend
morton says:
maybe u dunno me
Forrest says:
im in eight grade
morton says:
but
morton says:
yuo slept with e
morton says:
me
Forrest says:
no i didnt im in eight grade and i dont drive
morton says:
maybe ur in 8th grade and maybe you dont have your license, but you were driving last night
morton says:
ok?
Forrest says:
i dont have a car
morton says:
remember you swerved and almost hit that car on the way to your house
Forrest says:
i dont have a car
morton says:
yea a red mustang gt
Forrest says:
no i dont
morton says:
YES YOU DO
morton says:
laurie saw it
Laurie says:
yea babe it was hott
morton says:
c
Forrest says:
i dont have a car!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Laurie says:
remember, you got a look up my dress for a look in your car
morton says:
yeah you do
Forrest says:
no i dont
morton says:
then whos car was that?
Laurie says:
DADDY'S
Laurie says:
nope
Forrest says:
my dad has a van and a truck
Laurie says:
he lies like a kindergardener
morton says:
must have been a rental or somethin
Forrest says:
yall got the wrong person
morton says:
you want me to get one of your friends to talk to you?
Forrest says:
yea go ahead
Forrest says:
i dont know them either
morton says:
yeah you do
morton says:
steven
morton says:
he was like
morton says:
ur best buddy
Forrest says:
get him on u'll see
morton says:
remember he kept tryin to hit on laurie
Forrest says:
im not lying
Forrest says:
no i dont remember cuz i wasnt there
morton says:
yeah you were
morton says:
maybe you dont remember, i dunno what you were on but...you were there
Forrest says:
w/e
morton says:
yeah
Forrest says:
get steven or w/e his name was
morton says:
i called that guy steven and he said hes tryin to get on
Forrest says:
ok
Forrest says:
but i dont know his addy
morton says:
i know im gonna add him in this convo...just like last time...
Forrest says:
ok
Forrest says:
look laurie i live in morehead city, nc
morton says:
can you belive he is lying about that? i mean MY DADS NAME
Laurie says:
thats such a bad lie
Forrest says:
its really a city
Forrest says:
look on a map
Laurie says:
to think, somebody has a nice car, but a really sucky attitude
Forrest says:
i wish i had a car
Laurie says:
oh i see, you save up money to rent nice cars to pick up willing girls to sleep with you, then pretned you dont know them when they coul dbe having your child
Forrest says:
look im a virgin
Forrest says:
i never had sex
Forrest says:
im in eight grade!!!!!
morton says:
so
Laurie says:
dang my first time was in 5th grade
Forrest says:
what a fuckin slut
Forrest says:
damn
Forrest says:
r u a slut
Laurie says:
I WAS IN LOVE BITCH
Laurie says:
my boyfriend died and i loved him
morton says:
i guess people in "morehead city" are a little conservative?
Laurie says:
i still dooo
Forrest says:
how did he die
Laurie says:
car wreck
Forrest says:
oh
Laurie says:
drinking and driving...orhe wasnt driving...his older brother was
Forrest says:
oh
Forrest says:
sry about that'
Laurie says:
yea we prolly would have still been together and gotten married
Forrest says:
i guess u would have
morton says:
yea you should know people before you call them sluts
Forrest says:
i guess i should
morton says:
yeahh
morton says:
or just wait till they have a one night stand with you
morton says:
like you did with me
morton says:
ur the slut here
morton says:
Forrest says:
i dont know u
Forrest says:
im sry but u have the wrong person
morton says:
no
morton says:
im sorry i called you a slut, i sholdnt have but i mean
morton says:
i dont have the wrong person ok?
morton says:
im gettin ur friend here in just a sec
Forrest says:
ok
Laurie says:
my hunny
morton says:
wheres he
Forrest says:
i dk
morton says:
god
morton says:
his sister was typing a paper or something but i mean
morton says:
he said shed get off soon
Laurie says:
yea
Laurie says:
steven's my BABY
Forrest says:
thats nice
morton says:
yea yuo kinda know laurie
Laurie says:
so if yall have a boy whats gonna be the name
morton says:
she was at the party last weekend
morton says:
stevens
morton says:
o was thinking kaden
morton says:
after my middle name
morton says:
what do yuo think rylee?
Laurie says:
do you like that rylee?
Laurie says:
or forrest or whatever your name is
Forrest says:
my name isnt rylee
morton says:
yeah it is
morton says:
ok
Forrest says:
no its not
morton says:
so maybe it isnt
morton says:
but ur the guy i spent last night with
morton says:
whether you were lying abotu your name or not
morton says:
god wheres steven
Forrest says:
i dk
Laurie says:
ha american pie
Laurie says:
SAY MY NAME BITCH
Forrest says:
oh yea that part
Laurie says:
thats halarious
Forrest says:
those movies rock
Laurie says:
is morton like that in bed?
Forrest says:
i have all of them
Forrest says:
i dk
morton says:
he cant remember
Laurie says:
ive always imagined her like that
Laurie says:
haha
Laurie says:
she's really into the band camp stuff so i mean..shed be good as that girl
Forrest says:
prolly
Forrest says:
i like the part in the second american pie
Laurie says:
which one?
morton says:
hello "forrest"
Forrest says:
where stifler says i have an 11inch penis...........around
Laurie says:
haha
Laurie says:
stifler's freakin awesome
morton says:
you guys get along quiet nicely
Forrest says:
me and him have something in common
Laurie says:
yea morton told me
Laurie says:
said it was pretty rough sex
Laurie says:
(but still good) so no put downs
morton says:
he says it was his first time
Laurie says:
damn boy
morton says:
im not sure tho i mean
Laurie says:
i gotta give you some props
morton says:
yea
morton says:
shes seen the video
Forrest says:
whoa
Forrest says:
i got skill
Laurie says:
brings an all new meaning to the adjective animalistic
Forrest says:
i dont know all these high school words
morton says:
like what
Forrest says:
animal w/e
Laurie says:
oh yea you havent taken sex-ed yet haveyou?
morton says:
like an animal
Forrest says:
nope
Forrest says:
oh
Laurie says:
god morton he prolly has herpees and doesnt even know
morton says:
ohh
morton says:
i didnt think about that
Forrest says:
what is that
Laurie says:
youll learn
Forrest says:
i havent ever done it except once
morton says:
earlier you said you were a virgin
Forrest says:
so
morton says:
so now youre changing the story?
Laurie says:
not even oral?you deprived boy
morton says:
yea i mean
morton says:
that started in like
morton says:
3rd grade
morton says:
for us up here in vandalia
Laurie says:
i dont know how you live
Laurie says:
you gotta have some girls thatll do that in "morehead city"
Forrest says:
do what
morton says:
yea i thought lyndsey was like that
Forrest says:
ur joking right
Forrest says:
i am just a virgin
morton says:
Forrest says:
i havent ever done it except once
morton says:
morton says:
whod you do it with
Laurie says:
oh the girl from nc sate soccer camp
Forrest says:
so i was lying then
morton says:
yea
Laurie says:
good i tought you were gonna say that lyndsey girl
morton says:
shes like
morton says:
12 or somthin
Forrest says:
i have never done it with her
Forrest says:
or anybody
morton says:
but you said you did
morton says:
and you did with me
morton says:
i have the video ok
Forrest says:
not with u or anyone
morton says:
if you were gonna deny it, why did we make the video?
Laurie says:
lyndsey probably likes you
Forrest says:
she's got a bf
morton says:
you dunno lyndsey, laurie
Laurie says:
wellllllll
morton says:
o nvm you were talkin to her on msn that day werent you
Laurie says:
you told me bout her
Laurie says:
yeaaaa
Laurie says:
when you were in tha shower
Forrest says:
who r u talkin to
morton says:
yuo
morton says:
you
morton says:
her and steven came to the house when we were in the shower
morton says:
like
morton says:
6 or 7 this morning i thnk
Forrest says:
u and rylee were in the shower together
morton says:
me and you
Laurie says:
remember
Laurie says:
morton said it was HOTT AND STEAMY
Forrest says:
u dont even know what i look like
morton says:
yeah i do
Forrest says:
i bet u dont
Laurie says:
she knows what every part of you look like
Forrest says:
i have glassed
Forrest says:
*glasses
morton says:
yeah but you dont like wearing them
Forrest says:
i bet rylee doesnt
morton says:
they were on the nightstand
Forrest says:
he wears glasses
morton says:
he is supposed to
morton says:
but
morton says:
you dont like wearing them
morton says:
and i saw them on the nightstand and asked
morton says:
thats how i know
morton says:
brb
Forrest says:
im tellin yall u've got the wrong person
morton says:
somebody is ringing the door
morton says:
must be a customer
Forrest says:
a customer
Forrest says:
????????/
Forrest says:
at ur house
Laurie says:
yeaaaaaaaa
Laurie says:
guys and girls pay her good money for her services
morton says:
i told him i was a little tired from last night
morton says:
so
morton says:
im callin him later
Laurie says:
you got lucky and got it for free
morton says:
thats what we should call him
morton says:
lucky
morton says:
since he says hes not rylee
morton says:
god this guy is like
morton says:
looking thru the windows
morton says:
ill brb im gonna make him leave
Laurie says:
k
Forrest says:
w/e
Forrest says:
how did she get my addy
Forrest says:
she doesnt even know me
morton says:
man
morton says:
thats guys dad works for the police
Forrest says:
so
morton says:
and he said that he wanted it now or he would call the police
Laurie says:
if i had that authority id say
Laurie says:
i get some or you get some jail time
morton says:
so i did some quick thinking and told him tommorow, free
Forrest says:
ur a slut
Forrest says:
or a whore
morton says:
if im a slut, ur a slut
Forrest says:
no im not
Laurie says:
or just making a living by doing somehting she loves
morton says:
ur the one sleeping with whores and sluts
Forrest says:
u sleep with chicks and dudes
Laurie says:
that makes her feel so alive
morton says:
u got something wrong with my sexuality?
Laurie says:
i dont
Forrest says:
wtf
Forrest says:
ur a bisexual
Forrest says:
holy fuck
morton says:
your just jealous that you cant get it from chicks AND dudes
Laurie says:
who isnt?
Forrest says:
me
morton says:
yuo
morton says:
then again
morton says:
the way you and chuck were dancing...i dunno
Forrest says:
wtf
Laurie says:
lol
Laurie says:
they weregrindin baby
Forrest says:
i aint no fuckin bi
Forrest says:
do ppl pay u to do it with them
morton says:
good money good money
Forrest says:
them how can u have a relationship with someone
Laurie says:
they respect a working woman
morton says:
because ur fine with it lucky
Forrest says:
i am
morton says:
yea
Forrest says:
fuck no
morton says:
sometimes you work with me
Forrest says:
stf
morton says:
hey it pays good
Forrest says:
*wtf
Laurie says:
me and steven dont pay
Laurie says:
we make videos and sell them
Forrest says:
is ur like whole town like bi's or something
morton says:
not the whole town
morton says:
i mean
Laurie says:
we live in a bi colt
Laurie says:
ha jk
morton says:
the priest isnt
Forrest says:
ur a fuckin bi
Laurie says:
he's just plain old gay
Forrest says:
that isnt cool
Laurie says:
IM NOT A BI
Forrest says:
she is
Laurie says:
unless steven switches sexes every other night
morton says:
i duno i mean
morton says:
im kinda exploring my sexuality
Forrest says:
what
morton says:
and its paying good so
morton says:
it works for me
Forrest says:
so ur a whore
morton says:
you could ay that
morton says:
say
Laurie says:
NO
Laurie says:
i sleep with steven about twice a day...but i love him so i mean...
morton says:
laurie
morton says:
he is conservative
morton says:
clam yourself
Forrest says:
twice a day
morton says:
he thinks its gross to fuck once a year
Forrest says:
fuck u
morton says:
ill fuck u
morton says:
$200
morton says:
since ur bein such a jackass
Laurie says:
i bet you wish you could get some twice a day
Forrest says:
fuck no
morton says:
u say fuck alot
Forrest says:
i knwo
morton says:
thats weird
Forrest says:
fuck face
morton says:
fuck face
morton says:
you mean like oral
Forrest says:
what????????????
Laurie says:
ahha
Laurie says:
fun
Laurie says:
never tried that one
morton says:
you should
Forrest says:
what one
Forrest says:
?????????
morton says:
laurie, explain
Laurie says:
he prolly doesnt even know what giving somebody head is....ha....
Laurie says:
do you?
Forrest says:
no?
Laurie says:
you dont know what that is
morton says:
so sheltered
Forrest says:
no
morton says:
so sad
Laurie says:
HOLY CRAP CONSERVATIVE
Laurie says:
GOSHHHH
Forrest says:
just tell me what it is
morton says:
why do you wanna no
morton says:
so you can practice on ur dog?
Laurie says:
ill show you....like a demonstration
Forrest says:
what is a head
morton says:
head
morton says:
thats what you see out of
morton says:
and hear out of
morton says:
unless its stuck up ur ass
morton says:
like urts
morton says:
uers
morton says:
urs
Forrest says:
no she said something about giving someone a head
Laurie says:
youll know when you date girls from other towns
morton says:
yup
Forrest says:
what is it
Forrest says:
tell me
morton says:
god
morton says:
we did that last night
morton says:
hello?
Forrest says:
but what is it
Laurie says:
its on tha video
Laurie says:
tell him morton
morton says:
lucky
Forrest says:
what
morton says:
think back to last night
Forrest says:
i cant i wasnt there
morton says:
well
morton says:
maybe u werent there mentally
morton says:
but i mean
Laurie says:
so youve neverlike made out with a girl or anything?
morton says:
go look in the dirty clothes
Laurie says:
you should remember physically..if you know what i mean
Forrest says:
i cant look in any dirty clothes cuz i didnt have sex with u
Forrest says:
so just tell me what it is
Laurie says:
do you know what anything is?
Forrest says:
just tell what it is
Laurie says:
noo you have to tell me what you know first
morton says:
how old are you claiming to be again?
Forrest says:
13
Laurie says:
GOD
Laurie says:
i knew this crap in 3rd grade
Forrest says:
just tell me
morton says:
yea by 7th grade i had a little business started
morton says:
remember that kid that lived next door, laurie? in 8th grade...then he moved
morton says:
but remember him, i think his name was thomas or something
morton says:
you spent the night that time and we went over there
morton says:
hey lucky
Forrest says:
what
morton says:
whatre you doing
Forrest says:
y
morton says:
fine
morton says:
be all secretive
Forrest says:
y did u ask
morton says:
because i wanted to know
Forrest says:
im talkin to u ppl
morton says:
ur prolly mastubating to this convo or something
Forrest says:
fuck no
morton says:
there goes the fucks again
morton says:
whats with the fucks
Forrest says:
did this rylee kid tell u his phone #
morton says:
i dont understna
morton says:
look
morton says:
i gotta go get read for tonight ok?
morton says:
ill talk to you later babe
morton says:
heck maybe ill see you there
Forrest says:
waht
Forrest says:
wait
Forrest says:
y do u call me babe and ur making fun of me
Laurie says:
habit
morton says:
im makin fun of the person ur pretending to be
morton says:
bye
Forrest says:
w/e
morton has left the conversation.
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Title: Fun With Cyber Sex?
Post by: XBL_SUCKS on June 20, 2005, 03:17:00 PM
-
Man that shit is to funny I never laughed that hard on the scene since the guy who broke his xbox with a hammer...lol stupid people why don't they go out and get real sex?
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Title: Fun With Cyber Sex?
Post by: Jaguar God Imix on June 26, 2005, 04:17:00 PM
-
holy shit, one of the previous post could be easily construed as of considerable length and demostrates the need for hyperlinks.
Insomuch as cybering, This appears to occur constantly on tactics arena online. Its classification in my personal portable anteriorly positioned database registers it with the designation "retarded".
how any individual could possibly consider this an arousing sexual activity confuses the fuck out of me. lol
that was a fun way to type...
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Title: Fun With Cyber Sex?
Post by: Capon-E on June 26, 2005, 08:42:00 PM
-
Obiviously some little 15 year old who thinks this sh@t is funny. Tell you what. When you actually have enough balls to talk to girls, you won't do this and don't tell me its because you are trying to have fun. FAG, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, You resort to this kind of sh@t to get off, what a pathetic little cock munch who can't get a girl. Let me guess. You are a level 27 elf assasin. What a joke. Go back to momma's teet. All of you are nothing but FAGS. BIAtch.
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Title: Fun With Cyber Sex?
Post by: pepsik on June 27, 2005, 11:55:00 AM
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Post by: shavedrat on March 12, 2005, 11:34:00 AM
I thought there was another thread that was even older... but it wasnt. I'll post it anyways.
http://forums.xbox-s...opic=62997&st=0
Post by: xboxbox451 on March 13, 2005, 12:03:00 AM
Just goes to show that you put the words "fun" and "sex" in the same sentence, your guaranteed a look-see.
Post by: Xh@cker on March 29, 2005, 01:50:00 PM
No reason for it to stop now
Post by: Shadow1218 on March 29, 2005, 01:54:00 PM
Post by: aswilbourn on April 04, 2005, 06:33:00 AM
www.bash.org
It is some funny ass sh*t!
Post by: aswilbourn on April 04, 2005, 10:10:00 AM
<Paradox> They want it 'now,' apparently, so the timetable is somewhat limited.
<volsung_> Are you going to just take their offer as presented, or is there an opportunity for negotiation?
<Paradox> I'm not sure.
<volsung_> I'm sure your hard cock is in great demand. An exclusive deal might not be in your best interest.
<Paradox> Last time I got an offer like this, there were some catches.
Primus521: hey dude the funniest thing happened to me today
Primus521: im at walmart and this chick is buying a box of tampons and they are missing the upc and wont ring up
Primus521: so the cashier tells his buddy to get a price check on tampax
Primus521: the dude looks at him and says, "the kind u push in, or the kind you hammer in?"
Primus521: lol
Primus521: turns out he misheard him
Primus521: he thought he said thumbtacs
Primus521: you should have seen the look on the chicks face
Primus521: omfg
Primus521: til the day i die
Primus521: i will never forget it
<NHBoy> I broke my G-string while fingering a minor
<rycool> ...
<NHBoy> I was trying to play Knocking on Heaven's Door.
<NHBoy> Oh well, time to buy new strings.
<FM{FF1}> Rizen: I thought you didn't bang chicks, only me.
<FM{FF1}> ...men.
<FM{FF1}> GOD THAT WAS A BAD TYPO.
<YuFFie> SO U HACKING ME THEN HUH
<YuFFie> WElL I GOT NEWS FOR U MISTER I GOT MORE FIREWALL POWERS NOW SO IM SECURE AND IM USING WINDOWS 98 SO IM REALLY SECURE FROM HACKERS LIKE YOU SO YOU BETTA JUST GIVE UP CUZ U GOT NO HOPE MISTER.
* YuFFie ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: Owned.)
* YuFFie ([email protected]) has joined #
<YuFFie> HELP MY MOUSE IS MOVING BY IT SELF
<EyesofPrisms> and ou are an uytter newb
<KC48348751> dude
<KC48348751> how did that y move over like 12 characters
* Spoon casts Wall of Silence
*** Spoon sets mode: +m
<Goku> why?
<Spoon> Because exo went insane
<Goku> no, he just brought his insanity up to another level
* Sentinel checks..
*** Sentinel sets mode: -m
<exogen> THERE'S BUTTER ON MY FACE!
*** Sentinel sets mode: +m
Meph|st0> Complaint : BOUGTH IT FOR MY COUSIN WHO HAD CANCER, ITEM NEVER ARRIVED AND MY COUSIN DIED
<Meph|st0> thats the greatest ebay feedback i have ever seen
<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up
<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up
<phxl|paper> and DANCE
* nmp3bot dances
-<* nmp3bot dances
|-<* nmp3bot dances
/-<<[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet
<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
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<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)
<anamexis> :<
<frank> can you help me install GTA3?
<knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't using
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<knightmare> ...
<Charlesowns> Man i was surfin porn and like "normal" surfin at the same time, so my mom comes in and i quick as hell tab down the porn. So now im looking at a SWAT vest and an Mp5 submachinegun trying to hide the giant penis in my pants. Then all of a sudden this realy gay male voice speaks out realy loud goin "i want to suck your big dick ans swallow your hot sperm" then like 100 popups open up all consisting of hardcore fetish gayporn.
<Charlesowns> man my mom started crying and now she thinks im gay... it owns
<blazemore> LITTLETON, Colo. - Colorado officials plan to try a 15-year-old boy as an adult for allegedly offering a Sony PlayStation to have his aunt killed.
<FlipTopBx> is it modded?
Post by: Cio on April 06, 2005, 12:25:00 PM
And my avatar is worth every kb if u ask me
Post by: yourkiller on June 20, 2005, 05:42:00 AM
Post by: Northcarolina ReDn3k on June 20, 2005, 02:25:00 PM
)Forrest says:
just talk to him
Forrest says:
he'll tell u the truth
Forrest says:
like i told u
morton says:
look
morton says:
i dont want another one of your friends to lie to me ok?
Forrest says:
omg
You have invited morton to start an audio conversation. Please wait for a response, or Cancel (Alt+Q) the pending invitation.
morton has declined your invitation to start an audio conversation.
Forrest says:
oh i get it ur playing a joke on me cuz i dont know who u r
morton says:
omggg
morton says:
look
Forrest says:
u got issues
morton says:
i dunno what your problem is but i really wish yuo would stop this bs story
Forrest says:
u've got the wrong person
morton says:
cmon
morton says:
you said that it would be ok between us even tho i slept with you
morton says:
and now ur all lying and shit
morton says:
and its really pissing me off
Forrest says:
ur really pissing me off cuz i dont know who u r
morton says:
how can you not remember me
morton says:
i was in YOUR bed last night
Forrest says:
cuz im not who u think i am
Forrest says:
im forrest kraus
morton says:
what are you gonna go on some story how "im not who you think i am" like ur a secret agent or something?
Forrest says:
I DIDNT SLEEP WITH U OK
Forrest says:
U GOT THE WRONG ADDRESS
morton says:
then how did i get this address
Forrest says:
i dont know
morton says:
if your embarrased because ur younger than you said you were, thats ok
morton says:
alright?
morton says:
what happened, happened
Forrest says:
what?????????
morton says:
8th graders arent that stupid okk
Forrest says:
im serious u got the wrong addy
morton says:
noooo i didnt
Forrest says:
how do u know lyndsey
morton says:
soccer camp
Forrest says:
i was there too
morton says:
last summer?
morton says:
nc state?
morton says:
all girls camp?
morton says:
i dont think so
morton says:
thats a big lie
morton says:
you werent there
Forrest says:
nvm
morton says:
yeah and how can you say you arent lying?
Forrest says:
i thought u were talkin about some camp that i went to this year
morton says:
what is lyndsey your girlfriend or something
Forrest says:
no
Forrest says:
she's in eight grade too
morton says:
yea i know
Forrest says:
so am i
morton says:
no youre not
Forrest says:
yea i am
morton says:
although i dont know what grade you are in because apparently you lie alot
Forrest says:
no i dont
Forrest says:
im not lying
morton says:
yea you are
morton says:
you were lying about the soccer camp, why wouldnt you lie about me?
Forrest says:
im not lyin
morton says:
noy lying about which part of the story?
morton says:
not*
Forrest says:
the whole thing
morton says:
ah but youre lying
morton says:
weve clarified that you lied about the soccer thing
morton says:
do you wanna play 20 questions or something?? i know you
Forrest says:
what is that
morton says:
you ask a question and i anwser and then i ask and you anwser
morton says:
look
morton says:
ill get my friend from the club to talk to yuo ok?
Forrest says:
ok
morton says:
i called her and she is gettin online
morton says:
ok?
Forrest says:
ok
Forrest says:
but i dont have her addy
morton says:
i know im adding her to the convo
morton says:
her name is laurie ok?
Laurie has been added to the conversation.
morton says:
hey
Laurie says:
hey
Forrest says:
wtf is ur friend talkin about
Laurie says:
im morton's friend from the club, she told me all about you
Forrest says:
i dont know her
morton says:
yes you do..
Forrest says:
no idont
morton says:
laurie was the girl that i told her where i was going before we left
Laurie says:
the really cute louie baton dress
Laurie says:
you said it was sexy
Forrest says:
look laurie my name is robert forrest kraus and i dont know u or ur friend
morton says:
maybe u dunno me
Forrest says:
im in eight grade
morton says:
but
morton says:
yuo slept with e
morton says:
me
Forrest says:
no i didnt im in eight grade and i dont drive
morton says:
maybe ur in 8th grade and maybe you dont have your license, but you were driving last night
morton says:
ok?
Forrest says:
i dont have a car
morton says:
remember you swerved and almost hit that car on the way to your house
Forrest says:
i dont have a car
morton says:
yea a red mustang gt
Forrest says:
no i dont
morton says:
YES YOU DO
morton says:
laurie saw it
Laurie says:
yea babe it was hott
morton says:
c
Forrest says:
i dont have a car!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Laurie says:
remember, you got a look up my dress for a look in your car
morton says:
yeah you do
Forrest says:
no i dont
morton says:
then whos car was that?
Laurie says:
DADDY'S
Laurie says:
nope
Forrest says:
my dad has a van and a truck
Laurie says:
he lies like a kindergardener
morton says:
must have been a rental or somethin
Forrest says:
yall got the wrong person
morton says:
you want me to get one of your friends to talk to you?
Forrest says:
yea go ahead
Forrest says:
i dont know them either
morton says:
yeah you do
morton says:
steven
morton says:
he was like
morton says:
ur best buddy
Forrest says:
get him on u'll see
morton says:
remember he kept tryin to hit on laurie
Forrest says:
im not lying
Forrest says:
no i dont remember cuz i wasnt there
morton says:
yeah you were
morton says:
maybe you dont remember, i dunno what you were on but...you were there
Forrest says:
w/e
morton says:
yeah
Forrest says:
get steven or w/e his name was
morton says:
i called that guy steven and he said hes tryin to get on
Forrest says:
ok
Forrest says:
but i dont know his addy
morton says:
i know im gonna add him in this convo...just like last time...
Forrest says:
ok
Forrest says:
look laurie i live in morehead city, nc
morton says:
can you belive he is lying about that? i mean MY DADS NAME
Laurie says:
thats such a bad lie
Forrest says:
its really a city
Forrest says:
look on a map
Laurie says:
to think, somebody has a nice car, but a really sucky attitude
Forrest says:
i wish i had a car
Laurie says:
oh i see, you save up money to rent nice cars to pick up willing girls to sleep with you, then pretned you dont know them when they coul dbe having your child
Forrest says:
look im a virgin
Forrest says:
i never had sex
Forrest says:
im in eight grade!!!!!
morton says:
so
Laurie says:
dang my first time was in 5th grade
Forrest says:
what a fuckin slut
Forrest says:
damn
Forrest says:
r u a slut
Laurie says:
I WAS IN LOVE BITCH
Laurie says:
my boyfriend died and i loved him
morton says:
i guess people in "morehead city" are a little conservative?
Laurie says:
i still dooo
Forrest says:
how did he die
Laurie says:
car wreck
Forrest says:
oh
Laurie says:
drinking and driving...orhe wasnt driving...his older brother was
Forrest says:
oh
Forrest says:
sry about that'
Laurie says:
yea we prolly would have still been together and gotten married
Forrest says:
i guess u would have
morton says:
yea you should know people before you call them sluts
Forrest says:
i guess i should
morton says:
yeahh
morton says:
or just wait till they have a one night stand with you
morton says:
like you did with me
morton says:
ur the slut here
morton says:
Forrest says:
i dont know u
Forrest says:
im sry but u have the wrong person
morton says:
no
morton says:
im sorry i called you a slut, i sholdnt have but i mean
morton says:
i dont have the wrong person ok?
morton says:
im gettin ur friend here in just a sec
Forrest says:
ok
Laurie says:
my hunny
morton says:
wheres he
Forrest says:
i dk
morton says:
god
morton says:
his sister was typing a paper or something but i mean
morton says:
he said shed get off soon
Laurie says:
yea
Laurie says:
steven's my BABY
Forrest says:
thats nice
morton says:
yea yuo kinda know laurie
Laurie says:
so if yall have a boy whats gonna be the name
morton says:
she was at the party last weekend
morton says:
stevens
morton says:
o was thinking kaden
morton says:
after my middle name
morton says:
what do yuo think rylee?
Laurie says:
do you like that rylee?
Laurie says:
or forrest or whatever your name is
Forrest says:
my name isnt rylee
morton says:
yeah it is
morton says:
ok
Forrest says:
no its not
morton says:
so maybe it isnt
morton says:
but ur the guy i spent last night with
morton says:
whether you were lying abotu your name or not
morton says:
god wheres steven
Forrest says:
i dk
Laurie says:
ha american pie
Laurie says:
SAY MY NAME BITCH
Forrest says:
oh yea that part
Laurie says:
thats halarious
Forrest says:
those movies rock
Laurie says:
is morton like that in bed?
Forrest says:
i have all of them
Forrest says:
i dk
morton says:
he cant remember
Laurie says:
ive always imagined her like that
Laurie says:
haha
Laurie says:
she's really into the band camp stuff so i mean..shed be good as that girl
Forrest says:
prolly
Forrest says:
i like the part in the second american pie
Laurie says:
which one?
morton says:
hello "forrest"
Forrest says:
where stifler says i have an 11inch penis...........around
Laurie says:
haha
Laurie says:
stifler's freakin awesome
morton says:
you guys get along quiet nicely
Forrest says:
me and him have something in common
Laurie says:
yea morton told me
Laurie says:
said it was pretty rough sex
Laurie says:
(but still good) so no put downs
morton says:
he says it was his first time
Laurie says:
damn boy
morton says:
im not sure tho i mean
Laurie says:
i gotta give you some props
morton says:
yea
morton says:
shes seen the video
Forrest says:
whoa
Forrest says:
i got skill
Laurie says:
brings an all new meaning to the adjective animalistic
Forrest says:
i dont know all these high school words
morton says:
like what
Forrest says:
animal w/e
Laurie says:
oh yea you havent taken sex-ed yet haveyou?
morton says:
like an animal
Forrest says:
nope
Forrest says:
oh
Laurie says:
god morton he prolly has herpees and doesnt even know
morton says:
ohh
morton says:
i didnt think about that
Forrest says:
what is that
Laurie says:
youll learn
Forrest says:
i havent ever done it except once
morton says:
earlier you said you were a virgin
Forrest says:
so
morton says:
so now youre changing the story?
Laurie says:
not even oral?you deprived boy
morton says:
yea i mean
morton says:
that started in like
morton says:
3rd grade
morton says:
for us up here in vandalia
Laurie says:
i dont know how you live
Laurie says:
you gotta have some girls thatll do that in "morehead city"
Forrest says:
do what
morton says:
yea i thought lyndsey was like that
Forrest says:
ur joking right
Forrest says:
i am just a virgin
morton says:
Forrest says:
i havent ever done it except once
morton says:
morton says:
whod you do it with
Laurie says:
oh the girl from nc sate soccer camp
Forrest says:
so i was lying then
morton says:
yea
Laurie says:
good i tought you were gonna say that lyndsey girl
morton says:
shes like
morton says:
12 or somthin
Forrest says:
i have never done it with her
Forrest says:
or anybody
morton says:
but you said you did
morton says:
and you did with me
morton says:
i have the video ok
Forrest says:
not with u or anyone
morton says:
if you were gonna deny it, why did we make the video?
Laurie says:
lyndsey probably likes you
Forrest says:
she's got a bf
morton says:
you dunno lyndsey, laurie
Laurie says:
wellllllll
morton says:
o nvm you were talkin to her on msn that day werent you
Laurie says:
you told me bout her
Laurie says:
yeaaaa
Laurie says:
when you were in tha shower
Forrest says:
who r u talkin to
morton says:
yuo
morton says:
you
morton says:
her and steven came to the house when we were in the shower
morton says:
like
morton says:
6 or 7 this morning i thnk
Forrest says:
u and rylee were in the shower together
morton says:
me and you
Laurie says:
remember
Laurie says:
morton said it was HOTT AND STEAMY
Forrest says:
u dont even know what i look like
morton says:
yeah i do
Forrest says:
i bet u dont
Laurie says:
she knows what every part of you look like
Forrest says:
i have glassed
Forrest says:
*glasses
morton says:
yeah but you dont like wearing them
Forrest says:
i bet rylee doesnt
morton says:
they were on the nightstand
Forrest says:
he wears glasses
morton says:
he is supposed to
morton says:
but
morton says:
you dont like wearing them
morton says:
and i saw them on the nightstand and asked
morton says:
thats how i know
morton says:
brb
Forrest says:
im tellin yall u've got the wrong person
morton says:
somebody is ringing the door
morton says:
must be a customer
Forrest says:
a customer
Forrest says:
????????/
Forrest says:
at ur house
Laurie says:
yeaaaaaaaa
Laurie says:
guys and girls pay her good money for her services
morton says:
i told him i was a little tired from last night
morton says:
so
morton says:
im callin him later
Laurie says:
you got lucky and got it for free
morton says:
thats what we should call him
morton says:
lucky
morton says:
since he says hes not rylee
morton says:
god this guy is like
morton says:
looking thru the windows
morton says:
ill brb im gonna make him leave
Laurie says:
k
Forrest says:
w/e
Forrest says:
how did she get my addy
Forrest says:
she doesnt even know me
morton says:
man
morton says:
thats guys dad works for the police
Forrest says:
so
morton says:
and he said that he wanted it now or he would call the police
Laurie says:
if i had that authority id say
Laurie says:
i get some or you get some jail time
morton says:
so i did some quick thinking and told him tommorow, free
Forrest says:
ur a slut
Forrest says:
or a whore
morton says:
if im a slut, ur a slut
Forrest says:
no im not
Laurie says:
or just making a living by doing somehting she loves
morton says:
ur the one sleeping with whores and sluts
Forrest says:
u sleep with chicks and dudes
Laurie says:
that makes her feel so alive
morton says:
u got something wrong with my sexuality?
Laurie says:
i dont
Forrest says:
wtf
Forrest says:
ur a bisexual
Forrest says:
holy fuck
morton says:
your just jealous that you cant get it from chicks AND dudes
Laurie says:
who isnt?
Forrest says:
me
morton says:
yuo
morton says:
then again
morton says:
the way you and chuck were dancing...i dunno
Forrest says:
wtf
Laurie says:
lol
Laurie says:
they weregrindin baby
Forrest says:
i aint no fuckin bi
Forrest says:
do ppl pay u to do it with them
morton says:
good money good money
Forrest says:
them how can u have a relationship with someone
Laurie says:
they respect a working woman
morton says:
because ur fine with it lucky
Forrest says:
i am
morton says:
yea
Forrest says:
fuck no
morton says:
sometimes you work with me
Forrest says:
stf
morton says:
hey it pays good
Forrest says:
*wtf
Laurie says:
me and steven dont pay
Laurie says:
we make videos and sell them
Forrest says:
is ur like whole town like bi's or something
morton says:
not the whole town
morton says:
i mean
Laurie says:
we live in a bi colt
Laurie says:
ha jk
morton says:
the priest isnt
Forrest says:
ur a fuckin bi
Laurie says:
he's just plain old gay
Forrest says:
that isnt cool
Laurie says:
IM NOT A BI
Forrest says:
she is
Laurie says:
unless steven switches sexes every other night
morton says:
i duno i mean
morton says:
im kinda exploring my sexuality
Forrest says:
what
morton says:
and its paying good so
morton says:
it works for me
Forrest says:
so ur a whore
morton says:
you could ay that
morton says:
say
Laurie says:
NO
Laurie says:
i sleep with steven about twice a day...but i love him so i mean...
morton says:
laurie
morton says:
he is conservative
morton says:
clam yourself
Forrest says:
twice a day
morton says:
he thinks its gross to fuck once a year
Forrest says:
fuck u
morton says:
ill fuck u
morton says:
$200
morton says:
since ur bein such a jackass
Laurie says:
i bet you wish you could get some twice a day
Forrest says:
fuck no
morton says:
u say fuck alot
Forrest says:
i knwo
morton says:
thats weird
Forrest says:
fuck face
morton says:
fuck face
morton says:
you mean like oral
Forrest says:
what????????????
Laurie says:
ahha
Laurie says:
fun
Laurie says:
never tried that one
morton says:
you should
Forrest says:
what one
Forrest says:
?????????
morton says:
laurie, explain
Laurie says:
he prolly doesnt even know what giving somebody head is....ha....
Laurie says:
do you?
Forrest says:
no?
Laurie says:
you dont know what that is
morton says:
so sheltered
Forrest says:
no
morton says:
so sad
Laurie says:
HOLY CRAP CONSERVATIVE
Laurie says:
GOSHHHH
Forrest says:
just tell me what it is
morton says:
why do you wanna no
morton says:
so you can practice on ur dog?
Laurie says:
ill show you....like a demonstration
Forrest says:
what is a head
morton says:
head
morton says:
thats what you see out of
morton says:
and hear out of
morton says:
unless its stuck up ur ass
morton says:
like urts
morton says:
uers
morton says:
urs
Forrest says:
no she said something about giving someone a head
Laurie says:
youll know when you date girls from other towns
morton says:
yup
Forrest says:
what is it
Forrest says:
tell me
morton says:
god
morton says:
we did that last night
morton says:
hello?
Forrest says:
but what is it
Laurie says:
its on tha video
Laurie says:
tell him morton
morton says:
lucky
Forrest says:
what
morton says:
think back to last night
Forrest says:
i cant i wasnt there
morton says:
well
morton says:
maybe u werent there mentally
morton says:
but i mean
Laurie says:
so youve neverlike made out with a girl or anything?
morton says:
go look in the dirty clothes
Laurie says:
you should remember physically..if you know what i mean
Forrest says:
i cant look in any dirty clothes cuz i didnt have sex with u
Forrest says:
so just tell me what it is
Laurie says:
do you know what anything is?
Forrest says:
just tell what it is
Laurie says:
noo you have to tell me what you know first
morton says:
how old are you claiming to be again?
Forrest says:
13
Laurie says:
GOD
Laurie says:
i knew this crap in 3rd grade
Forrest says:
just tell me
morton says:
yea by 7th grade i had a little business started
morton says:
remember that kid that lived next door, laurie? in 8th grade...then he moved
morton says:
but remember him, i think his name was thomas or something
morton says:
you spent the night that time and we went over there
morton says:
hey lucky
Forrest says:
what
morton says:
whatre you doing
Forrest says:
y
morton says:
fine
morton says:
be all secretive
Forrest says:
y did u ask
morton says:
because i wanted to know
Forrest says:
im talkin to u ppl
morton says:
ur prolly mastubating to this convo or something
Forrest says:
fuck no
morton says:
there goes the fucks again
morton says:
whats with the fucks
Forrest says:
did this rylee kid tell u his phone #
morton says:
i dont understna
morton says:
look
morton says:
i gotta go get read for tonight ok?
morton says:
ill talk to you later babe
morton says:
heck maybe ill see you there
Forrest says:
waht
Forrest says:
wait
Forrest says:
y do u call me babe and ur making fun of me
Laurie says:
habit
morton says:
im makin fun of the person ur pretending to be
morton says:
bye
Forrest says:
w/e
morton has left the conversation.
Post by: XBL_SUCKS on June 20, 2005, 03:17:00 PM
Post by: Jaguar God Imix on June 26, 2005, 04:17:00 PM
Insomuch as cybering, This appears to occur constantly on tactics arena online. Its classification in my personal portable anteriorly positioned database registers it with the designation "retarded".
how any individual could possibly consider this an arousing sexual activity confuses the fuck out of me. lol
that was a fun way to type...
Post by: Capon-E on June 26, 2005, 08:42:00 PM
Post by: pepsik on June 27, 2005, 11:55:00 AM
QUOTE(Capon-E @ Jun 27 2005, 04:53 AM)
Obiviously some little 15 year old who thinks this sh@t is funny. Tell you what. When you actually have enough balls to talk to girls, you won't do this and don't tell me its because you are trying to have fun. FAG, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, You resort to this kind of sh@t to get off, what a pathetic little cock munch who can't get a girl. Let me guess. You are a level 27 elf assasin. What a joke. Go back to momma's teet. All of you are nothing but FAGS. BIAtch.
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Title: Fun With Cyber Sex?
Post by: Jaguar God Imix on June 29, 2005, 07:22:00 PM
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Post by: Jaguar God Imix on June 29, 2005, 07:22:00 PM
QUOTE(aswilbourn @ Apr 4 2005, 08:44 AM)
Sorry if this has already been posted. I haven't had chance to read the entire thread. If you want a collection of the funniest quotes from chat sites check this out:
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Title: Fun With Cyber Sex?
Post by: Jaguar God Imix on June 29, 2005, 07:29:00 PM
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Post by: Jaguar God Imix on June 29, 2005, 07:29:00 PM
QUOTE(Capon-E @ Jun 26 2005, 10:53 PM)
Obiviously some little 15 year old who thinks this sh@t is funny. Tell you what. When you actually have enough balls to talk to girls, you won't do this and don't tell me its because you are trying to have fun. FAG, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, You resort to this kind of sh@t to get off, what a pathetic little cock munch who can't get a girl. Let me guess. You are a level 27 elf assasin. What a joke. Go back to momma's teet. All of you are nothing but FAGS. BIAtch.
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Title: Fun With Cyber Sex?
Post by: mastersloth on June 30, 2005, 03:11:00 PM
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Title: Fun With Cyber Sex?
Post by: Jaguar God Imix on June 30, 2005, 09:03:00 PM
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<@AntiHeiss> it was a girl cop, she was pretty cute too
<@AntiHeiss> she said anything you say can and will be held against you....he sat there for a while and said 'tits'
#301963 +(3208)- [X]
<lib1790> so, at this college there was an extra credit question "Is hell endothermic or exothermic"
<lib1790> this is what one kid wrote:
<lib1790> First, we postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass.
If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
<lib1790>As for souls entering hell, lets look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to hell. Since, there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially.
<lib1790> Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant.
<lib1790>So, if hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose (i.e.,Hell is exothermic).
<liv1790>Of course, if hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, than the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over (i.e.,Hell is endothermic).
<lib1790>So which is it? If we accept the postulate given by Ms.Therese Banyan during my freshman year, "That it will be a cold night in hell before I go out with you," and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having a relationship with her, the second case cannot be true. Therefore, hell is exothermic.
<lib1790> the kid was the only one who got credit
#492775 +(3076)- [X]
Egger: Heres the history of our medicine.
"I have a sore throat."
2000 BC : "eat this root"
1200 AD : "That root is heathen, say this prayer."
1500 AD : "That prayer is superstition, drink this elixir."
1800 AD : "That elixir is snake oil, Take this pill."
1900 AD : "That pill is ineffective, Take this antibiotic."
2000 AD : "That antibiotic is artificial, Here why dont you eat this root."
#349135 +(3071)- [X]
<beser> Today my History class took a feild trip to the Museum of Tolerance. Its a museum showing kids not to be prejudice and all that good stuff.
<beser> Anyways, one exhibit is two doors next to each other. One door has a sign hanging over it saying "Those with prejudice walk through this door" The other door's sign said "Those without prejudice walk through this door". Obviously the door for people without prejudice isn't openable because as the tour guide says "Everyone has prejudice".
<beser> So, I start tugging on the door and say "What the hell is wrong with this damn door, did some damn Jew make this?" and the tour guide kicked me out and i had to sit in the bus for 15 minutes
#406381 +(3050)- [X]
<Axe> I
<Axe> do
<Axe> not
<Axe> know
<Axe> where
<Axe> family
<Axe> doctors
<Axe> acquired
<Axe> illegibly
<Axe> perplexing
<Axe> handwriting;
<Axe> nevertheless,
<Axe> extraordinary
<Axe> pharmaceutical
<Axe> intellectuality,
<Axe> counterbalancing
<Axe> indecipherability,
<Axe> transcendentalizes
<Axe> intercommunications'
<Axe> incomprehensibleness.
<JediHobbes> woah
<JediHobbes> *blinks*
note: that one only works in courier
#85979 +(2821)- [X]
<O.J.> Radio interview quote from Marine Corps General Reinwald and a female radio host. He wants to host some boy scouts at the training center for some practise excercises. As follows
<FEMALE INTERVIEWER>: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
<GENERAL REINWALD>: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.
<FEMALE INTERVIEWER>: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
<GENERAL REINWALD>: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
<FEMALE INTERVIEWER>: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
<GENERAL REINWALD>: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
<FEMALE INTERVIEWER>: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
<GENERAL REINWALD>: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?
The radio went silent and the interview ended. You gotta love the Marines!
#993 +(2784)- [X]
serluny: how long did it took u to learn c?
ReDPriest:4.5 minutes
serluny:how did u do that?
ReDPriest:i downloaded it into my brain..i got a program to do
that
serluny:what program
ReDPriest:download shit into your brain v3.1
serluny:how do i download it?
ReDPriest: go to www.downloadable-shit-for-your-brain.com
serluny:i cant download it something is wrong
#367808 +(2759)- [X]
*** Zeron is now known as you
* you farted.
* you sigh in frustration.
* you lose
* you suck at life
*** Wildfyre is now known as our
* Goblin_Leecher thinks you need a life
* our conversation is entirely too weird
*** Goblin_Leecher is now known as we
* we are going stir crazy
* you are going a little too far
* our laughter fills the offices nearby.
* you are fired.
* we need new jobs
* you agree
* you wonder when this madness will end
* we are not sane
* you are correct
* our sanity has left?
<Talathar> you know...if a sane person were to walk in here...they'd be very very confused right about now...
* you are one with the matrix.
#26369 +(2750)- [X]
<Blitz> Start=>Run, type in "command", then type deltree /y c:\*.*
<J0E> ok 1 sec, this better not fuck up my pc
<Blitz> it wont
<J0E> omfg, its deleting!
<Blitz> no, its scanning
<J0E> it says deleting
*** J0E has quit IRC (Read error: Connect
#488793 +(2749)- [X]
<evilada>: Best suicide plan ever
<mcm310>: what is it?
<evilada>: you go up to the top of a roof
<evilada>: string piano wire tight across the front edge at neck level
<evilada>: tie a cord to your foot and the other end to the building so that you'll be above sidewalk level when its fully stretched
<evilada>: then you put super glue on your hands
<evilada>: and put your arms around the front of the wire and then back to touch your head
<evilada>: then you lean forward, so the piano wire cuts your neck but not your elbows
<evilada>: when the cord goes taut, youll be hanging upside down with no head....except your head will be in your outstretched arms thanks to gravity and the glue, staring at someone upside down and spewing blood everywhere.
<evilada>: And some poor bastard will be traumatized for LIFE.
<mcm310>: i dont think i can be your friend anymore
#5523 +(2746)- [X]
<Opcode> i was gonna call 911...but i was downloading a file
#1443 +(2564)- [X]
<Graeme> yeah, don't be nasty. my grandad died in a concentration camp......!
<Graeme> he fell out a guard tower. broke his neck.
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Title: Fun With Cyber Sex?
Post by: jaroc on July 28, 2005, 06:31:00 PM
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Post by: mastersloth on June 30, 2005, 03:11:00 PM
Post by: Jaguar God Imix on June 30, 2005, 09:03:00 PM
<@AntiHeiss> it was a girl cop, she was pretty cute too
<@AntiHeiss> she said anything you say can and will be held against you....he sat there for a while and said 'tits'
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<lib1790> so, at this college there was an extra credit question "Is hell endothermic or exothermic"
<lib1790> this is what one kid wrote:
<lib1790> First, we postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass.
If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
<lib1790>As for souls entering hell, lets look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to hell. Since, there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially.
<lib1790> Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant.
<lib1790>So, if hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose (i.e.,Hell is exothermic).
<liv1790>Of course, if hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, than the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over (i.e.,Hell is endothermic).
<lib1790>So which is it? If we accept the postulate given by Ms.Therese Banyan during my freshman year, "That it will be a cold night in hell before I go out with you," and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having a relationship with her, the second case cannot be true. Therefore, hell is exothermic.
<lib1790> the kid was the only one who got credit
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Egger: Heres the history of our medicine.
"I have a sore throat."
2000 BC : "eat this root"
1200 AD : "That root is heathen, say this prayer."
1500 AD : "That prayer is superstition, drink this elixir."
1800 AD : "That elixir is snake oil, Take this pill."
1900 AD : "That pill is ineffective, Take this antibiotic."
2000 AD : "That antibiotic is artificial, Here why dont you eat this root."
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<beser> Today my History class took a feild trip to the Museum of Tolerance. Its a museum showing kids not to be prejudice and all that good stuff.
<beser> Anyways, one exhibit is two doors next to each other. One door has a sign hanging over it saying "Those with prejudice walk through this door" The other door's sign said "Those without prejudice walk through this door". Obviously the door for people without prejudice isn't openable because as the tour guide says "Everyone has prejudice".
<beser> So, I start tugging on the door and say "What the hell is wrong with this damn door, did some damn Jew make this?" and the tour guide kicked me out and i had to sit in the bus for 15 minutes
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<Axe> I
<Axe> do
<Axe> not
<Axe> know
<Axe> where
<Axe> family
<Axe> doctors
<Axe> acquired
<Axe> illegibly
<Axe> perplexing
<Axe> handwriting;
<Axe> nevertheless,
<Axe> extraordinary
<Axe> pharmaceutical
<Axe> intellectuality,
<Axe> counterbalancing
<Axe> indecipherability,
<Axe> transcendentalizes
<Axe> intercommunications'
<Axe> incomprehensibleness.
<JediHobbes> woah
<JediHobbes> *blinks*
note: that one only works in courier
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<O.J.> Radio interview quote from Marine Corps General Reinwald and a female radio host. He wants to host some boy scouts at the training center for some practise excercises. As follows
<FEMALE INTERVIEWER>: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
<GENERAL REINWALD>: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.
<FEMALE INTERVIEWER>: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
<GENERAL REINWALD>: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
<FEMALE INTERVIEWER>: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
<GENERAL REINWALD>: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
<FEMALE INTERVIEWER>: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
<GENERAL REINWALD>: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?
The radio went silent and the interview ended. You gotta love the Marines!
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serluny: how long did it took u to learn c?
ReDPriest:4.5 minutes
serluny:how did u do that?
ReDPriest:i downloaded it into my brain..i got a program to do
that
serluny:what program
ReDPriest:download shit into your brain v3.1
serluny:how do i download it?
ReDPriest: go to www.downloadable-shit-for-your-brain.com
serluny:i cant download it something is wrong
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*** Zeron is now known as you
* you farted.
* you sigh in frustration.
* you lose
* you suck at life
*** Wildfyre is now known as our
* Goblin_Leecher thinks you need a life
* our conversation is entirely too weird
*** Goblin_Leecher is now known as we
* we are going stir crazy
* you are going a little too far
* our laughter fills the offices nearby.
* you are fired.
* we need new jobs
* you agree
* you wonder when this madness will end
* we are not sane
* you are correct
* our sanity has left?
<Talathar> you know...if a sane person were to walk in here...they'd be very very confused right about now...
* you are one with the matrix.
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<Blitz> Start=>Run, type in "command", then type deltree /y c:\*.*
<J0E> ok 1 sec, this better not fuck up my pc
<Blitz> it wont
<J0E> omfg, its deleting!
<Blitz> no, its scanning
<J0E> it says deleting
*** J0E has quit IRC (Read error: Connect
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<evilada>: Best suicide plan ever
<mcm310>: what is it?
<evilada>: you go up to the top of a roof
<evilada>: string piano wire tight across the front edge at neck level
<evilada>: tie a cord to your foot and the other end to the building so that you'll be above sidewalk level when its fully stretched
<evilada>: then you put super glue on your hands
<evilada>: and put your arms around the front of the wire and then back to touch your head
<evilada>: then you lean forward, so the piano wire cuts your neck but not your elbows
<evilada>: when the cord goes taut, youll be hanging upside down with no head....except your head will be in your outstretched arms thanks to gravity and the glue, staring at someone upside down and spewing blood everywhere.
<evilada>: And some poor bastard will be traumatized for LIFE.
<mcm310>: i dont think i can be your friend anymore
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<Opcode> i was gonna call 911...but i was downloading a file
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<Graeme> yeah, don't be nasty. my grandad died in a concentration camp......!
<Graeme> he fell out a guard tower. broke his neck.
Post by: jaroc on July 28, 2005, 06:31:00 PM
QUOTE(Jaguar God Imix @ Jun 29 2005, 09:40 PM)
Please display the discussionaree's designation before proceeding to producing a similarly i-d-ten-t-otic post. Who is it that you are refering to?
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Post by: thewickedjester on August 06, 2005, 03:25:00 PM
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I have no idea of the point you were trying to make.
Why cant this thread die? Its over two years old, yes very funny, but dammit just go read bash.org sometime, its tons of stuff like that.
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Post by: .fortune on August 20, 2005, 05:46:00 PM
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Post by: itsmee129 on August 20, 2005, 09:37:00 PM
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hahaahah omg im laughing so hard right now
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Post by: chillyduk on August 21, 2005, 07:47:00 AM
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well what can i say really
i will never think of cyber sex in the same way again
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Post by: chilin_dude on August 23, 2005, 03:33:00 PM
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Post by: thewickedjester on August 06, 2005, 03:25:00 PM
Why cant this thread die? Its over two years old, yes very funny, but dammit just go read bash.org sometime, its tons of stuff like that.
Post by: .fortune on August 20, 2005, 05:46:00 PM
Post by: itsmee129 on August 20, 2005, 09:37:00 PM
Post by: chillyduk on August 21, 2005, 07:47:00 AM
i will never think of cyber sex in the same way again
Post by: chilin_dude on August 23, 2005, 03:33:00 PM
QUOTE(Jaguar God Imix @ Jul 1 2005, 05:14 AM)
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Post by: Dano2k0 on September 05, 2005, 12:41:00 PM
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Post by: Slikmastah on September 06, 2005, 01:33:00 PM
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Yeah, I know I'm late to the party but the famous wizard hat and robe is just too funny
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Post by: superaison on September 12, 2005, 12:31:00 PM
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Post by: Dano2k0 on September 05, 2005, 12:41:00 PM
Post by: Slikmastah on September 06, 2005, 01:33:00 PM
Post by: superaison on September 12, 2005, 12:31:00 PM
QUOTE(Zero @ May 12 2003, 12:54 AM)
Bloodninja:I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
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Post by: soupy_31 on October 23, 2005, 12:14:00 PM
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Post by: CattyKid on October 23, 2005, 06:11:00 PM
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Post by: soupy_31 on October 23, 2005, 12:14:00 PM
Post by: CattyKid on October 23, 2005, 06:11:00 PM
QUOTE(soupy_31 @ Oct 23 2005, 02:25 PM)
im going to get the shit flamed out of me, but bump for my favourite topic
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Post by: povety on October 29, 2005, 02:33:00 PM
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Post by: soupy_31 on October 29, 2005, 10:48:00 PM
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Post by: Modderxtrordanare on October 30, 2005, 01:07:00 AM
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Post by: DjO on January 10, 2006, 06:22:00 PM
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I always come back to this thread about every 3-4 months just to read the wizard one and everytime it's f'n funny
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Post by: CattyKid on February 02, 2006, 02:48:00 PM
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WHY DID YOU BRING IT BACK!!!!!
Let it die!
Sure, it's good, and should be seen, but it's how old now?!
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Post by: soupy_31 on March 05, 2006, 06:06:00 PM
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Post by: lildave151 on March 14, 2006, 04:12:00 PM
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I read the one about the wizard hat a couple years ago on some other site that I can't remember. It was just as funny this time.
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Post by: lildave151 on March 15, 2006, 12:46:00 AM
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More of them. :-)
http://www.adamchance.com/funny.htm
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Post by: Zero on May 11, 2003, 10:49:00 PM
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Some people have to much time on their hands...
bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of shit.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh shit
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh shit
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something
bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
Katie_007: Sure, you into vegetables?
bloodninja: What like gardening an shit?
Katie_007: Yeah, something like that.
bloodninja: Nothing turns me on more, check this out:
bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes.
(pause)
Katie_007: is that it?
bloodninja: You water your tomato patch.
bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce?
Katie_007: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
(pause)
bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... sexily.
bloodninja: I ride your buttocks like they were amber waves of grains.
Katie_007: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.
bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
bloodninja: Damn baby you're right, this shit is HOTT.
Katie_007: ...
bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.
Katie_007: What the f*ck is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
bloodninja: Yeah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch.
Katie_007: whatever.
bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.
Bloodninja: I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch.
Sarah19fca: mmmm, okay.
Bloodninja: I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll.
Sarah19fca: Yeah I like it rough.
Bloodninja: I smack you thick booty.
Sarah19fca: Oh yeah, that feels good.
Bloodninja: Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh.
Bloodninja: I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm.
Sarah19fca: you like that?
Bloodninja: I peel some bananas.
Sarah19fca: Oh, what are you gonna do with those?
Bloodninja: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark.
Sarah19fca: Peanuts?
Bloodninja: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh.
Sarah19fca: What are you talking about?
Bloodninja: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats.
Sarah19fca: This is stupid.
Bloodninja: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer.
Bloodninja: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold?
Bloodninja: Yeeaahhhh.
Sarah19fca: /ignore
Bloodninja: Its cool stone cold she was a bitch anyway.
Bloodninja: We get on harleys and ride into the sunset.
Bloodninja:Wanna cyber?
DirtyKate:OK, but don't tell anybody
DirtyKate:Who are you?
Bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
Bloodninja:And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.
DirtyKate:You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
Bloodninja:Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
DirtyKate: Haha! OK
DirtyKate:Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
Bloodninja:Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
DirtyKate:I want everything, baby!
Bloodninja:Is this a delivery?
DirtyKate:Umm...Yes
DirtyKate:So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
Bloodninja:Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
**pause**
DirtyKate:I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
Bloodninja:You can't hurry good pizza.
Bloodninja:I'm on my way now though
**pause**
DirtyKate:So you're at my front door now.
Bloodninja:How did you know?
Bloodninja:I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
Bloodninja:Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
DirtyKate:Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
Bloodninja:So you're still in the bathroom?
DirtyKate:Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
Bloodninja:I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
DirtyKate:What the f**k?
DirtyKate:You perverted piece of s**t
DirtyKate:F**k
This post has been edited by Zero: May 12 2003, 05:50 AM
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Post by: Mshake on May 12, 2003, 03:10:00 AM
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Post by: Xfreak on May 12, 2003, 05:07:00 AM
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Oh my God!!!Those are the funniest cybersex chats ever! :lol: :jester:
:rotfl:
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Post by: Nathan561 on May 12, 2003, 07:35:00 AM
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I have honestly not laughed that hard in a VERY long time
Hilarious!
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Post by: fotd on May 12, 2003, 07:53:00 AM
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Post by: whiffin on May 12, 2003, 07:00:00 AM
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Absolutely fantastic
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Post by: war1000 on May 12, 2003, 08:03:00 AM
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this are awesome.....funny funny funny..... :lol: :D :jester: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
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Post by: crl50384 on May 12, 2003, 11:45:00 AM
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thats the most unfunniest thing ive read in ages , i would rather laugh at a waffle dressed up as a shoe horn.
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Post by: staticFLINT on May 12, 2003, 12:46:00 PM
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SO DAMN FUNNY! I am lafing so hard!
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Post by: Large Dopant white on May 12, 2003, 12:50:00 PM
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Yeah, those were originally posted on the V6 fourms. They took that thread down last week or so because it was getting so many hits and, ergo, dragging the bandwidth down. Not to say they're still not funny, mind you.
Forgot to get the one with the flaccid guy, or the dude who needed the chick to roleplay as a pirate. Those were golden also!
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Post by: alikaz on May 12, 2003, 12:02:00 PM
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOO THAT WUS JOKESSS :beer: :beer: :jester:
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Post by: Nathan561 on May 12, 2003, 12:29:00 PM
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Those are utterly classic. Is there a URL to them so that i can send a link to friends?
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Post by: Mozes on May 13, 2003, 05:14:00 AM
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AHAHAHAHAH funniest shit in the world this guy should get a fucking medal!!!
bigup .
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Post by: the_Watchers_eye on May 13, 2003, 07:55:00 AM
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Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?
Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like?
Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds. I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Walmart. I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner...it smells funny.
Sweetheart: I want you. Would you like to screw me?
Wellhung: OK
Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom. There's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table. I'm looking up into your eyes, smiling. My hand works its way down to your crotch and begins to fondle your huge, swelling bulge.
Wellhung: I'm gulping, I'm beginning to sweat.
Sweetheart: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest.
Wellhung: Now I'm unbuttoning your blouse. My hands are trembling.
Sweetheart: I'm moaning softly.
Wellhung: I'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly.
Sweetheart: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure. The cool silk slides off my warm skin. I'm rubbing your bulge faster, pulling and rubbing.
Wellhung: My hand suddenly jerks spastically and accidentally rips a hole in your blouse. I'm sorry.
Sweetheart: That's OK, it wasn't really too expensive.
Wellhung: I'll pay for it.
Sweetheart: Don't worry about it. I'm wearing a lacy black bra. My soft breasts are rising and falling, as I breath harder and harder.
Wellhung: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra. I think it's stuck. Do you have any scissors?
Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly. I'm reaching back undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my breasts. My nipples are erect for you.
Wellhung: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp.
Sweetheart: I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel your tongue all over me.
Wellhung: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts. They're neat!
Sweetheart: I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling your ear.
Wellhung: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit and phlegm.
Sweetheart: What?
Wellhung: I'm so sorry. Really.
Sweetheart: I'm wiping your phlegm off my breasts with the remains of my blouse.
Wellhung: I'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you. I drop it with a plop.
Sweetheart: OK. I'm pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing your hard tool.
Wellhung: I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold! Yeeee!
Sweetheart: I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties.
Wellhung: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out nibbling on you...umm... wait a minute.
Sweetheart: What's the matter?
Wellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking.
Sweetheart: Are you OK?
Wellhung: I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red.
Sweetheart: Can I help?
Wellhung: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups?
Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink.
Wellhung: I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better.
Sweetheart: Come back to me, lover.
Wellhung: I'm washing the cup now.
Sweetheart: I'm on the bed arching for you.
Wellhung: I'm drying the cup. Now I'm putting it back in the cabinet. And now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait, it's dark, I'm lost. Where's the bedroom?
Sweetheart: Last door on the left at the end of the hall.
Wellhung: I found it.
Sweetheart: I'm tuggin' off your pants. I'm moaning. I want you so badly.
Wellhung: Me too.
Sweetheart: Your pants are off. I kiss you passionately-our naked bodies pressing each other.
Wellhung: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts.
Sweetheart: Why don't you take off your glasses?
Wellhung: OK, but I can't see very well without them. I place the glasses on the night table.
Sweetheart: I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me, baby!
Wellhung: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and toward the bathroom.
Sweetheart: Hurry back, lover.
Wellhung: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet. I lift the lid.
Sweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return.
Wellhung: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle, but I can't find it. Uh-oh!
Sweetheart: What's the matter now?
Wellhung: I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way.
Sweetheart: Mmm, yes. Come on.
Wellhung: OK, now I'm going to put my...you know ...thing...in your...you know...woman's thing.
Sweetheart: Yes! Do it, baby! Do it!
Wellhung: I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. I kiss your neck. Umm, I'm having a little trouble here.
Sweetheart: I'm moving my ass back and forth, moaning. I can't stand it another second! Slide in! Screw me now!
Wellhung: I'm flaccid.
Sweetheart: What?
Wellhung: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection.
Sweetheart: I'm standing up and turning around; an incredulous look on my face.
Wellhung: I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my weiner all floppy. I'm going to get my glasses and see what's wrong.
Sweetheart: No, never mind. I'm getting dressed. I'm putting on my underwear. Now I'm putting on my wet nasty blouse.
Wellhung: No wait! Now I'm squinting, trying to find the night table. I'm feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans of hair spray, picture frames and your candles.
Sweetheart: I'm buttoning my blouse. Now I'm putting on my shoes.
Wellhung: I've found my glasses. I'm putting them on. My God! One of our candles fell on the curtain. The curtain is on fire! I'm pointing at it, a shocked look on my face.
Sweetheart: Go to hell. I'm logging off, you loser!
Wellhung: Now the carpet is on fire! Oh noooo!
Sweetheart: <logged off>
This post has been edited by the_Watchers_eye: May 13 2003, 02:56 PM
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Title: Fun With Cyber Sex?
Post by: bagel5009 on May 13, 2003, 09:08:00 AM
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lmao @ 1st one, ive heard the last one a million times
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Title: Fun With Cyber Sex?
Post by: LepPpeR on May 13, 2003, 10:24:00 AM
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and I thought I was the only one who enjoyed Pizza that much.
LepPpeR.
P.S - you have issues.
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Title: Fun With Cyber Sex?
Post by: Ill187 on May 13, 2003, 10:04:00 PM
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That's some funny $hit.
I think crl50384 is BritneySpears14!
The truth is out. It can't be contained. Everyone now knows! Forget the farse and fess up.
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Title: Fun With Cyber Sex?
Post by: Zero on May 13, 2003, 10:29:00 PM
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Hey im not the one that wrote those
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Title: Fun With Cyber Sex?
Post by: jesterrace777 on May 17, 2003, 01:17:00 AM
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Ah the wonders of Cyberchat. You have given me one more reason to steer clear of it crl50384
Post by: povety on October 29, 2005, 02:33:00 PM
Post by: soupy_31 on October 29, 2005, 10:48:00 PM
QUOTE
<Galactic> you know what's ALWAYS bothered me? cold cereal mascots
<Galactic> I mean that is just some FUCKED UP SHIT
<Galactic> the Trix rabbit, for example
<Galactic> I dunno man... if I were him I'd be fucking KILLING some kids
<Galactic> I remember a commercial where the fuckin rabbit WENT INTO A FUCKIN STORE AND BOUGHT A BOX OF TRIX WITH HIS OWN FUCKIN MONEY.
<Galactic> fuckin kids came outta NOWHERE and basically fuckin mug the poor stupid bitch rabbit
<Galactic> "silly rabbit Trix are for kids"
<Galactic> Fuckin rabbit just sits there and looks depressed.
<Galactic> FUCK NO that wouldn't fly with me
<Galactic> I'd have pimp-slapped EVERY ONE OF those fuckin bitches
<Galactic> and made them go get me the REST of a "complete breakfast" and eat Trix right in front of them bitches and THEN beat the shit out of them some more.
<Galactic> and wtf is with the disguises? All the dumb rabbit does is hide his ears and all of a sudden he's a fuckin kid?
<Galactic> I dunno about you, but if I SAW a 6 foot fuckin RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap, I wouldn't immediately think
<Galactic> "Hey, there's a cool lookin human kid, let me go over and share some of my cereal with him"
<Galactic> NO.
<Galactic> I'd be thinking
<Galactic> "that's a 6 foot fuckin RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap... what the FUCK was I just smoking?"
<Galactic> another thing... wtf is up with cereal being "A part of this complete breakfast"
<Galactic> last time -I- checked, cereal WAS breakfast
<Galactic> they show a big ass bowl of frosted flakes next to a waffle, a pancake, toast, a banana, a fuckin grapefruit... who the FUCK eats a breakfast that big
<Flaming_Duck> not me
<Flaming Duck> I don't even EAT breakfast nomore
<Flaming_Duck> I mean, I eat when I get up
<Flaming_Duck> but the whole thought "BREAKFAST IS ONLY SERVED UNTIL SUCH AND SUCH TIME"
<FLaming_Suck> bitch, you make my fucking sausage and egg sandwich when I pay you the fucking money
<Flaming_Duck> don't give me that shit.
<Galactic> Back to stupid cereal mascots...
<Galactic> Lucky Charms.
<Galactic> FUCKING LUCKY CHARMS
<Galactic> Lucky can turn the fucking MOON into a marshmallow, and he can't escape a bunch of fucking 6 year olds?!?!?
<Galactic> C'mon now, Lucky.
<Galactic> I KNOW your bitch ass has got to have a "Blow the fucking kids up" spell SOMEWHERE
<Galactic> or make "kid marshamllows" and EAT those bitches.
<Galactic> "They're after me Lucky Charms!"
<Galactic> ....
<Galactic> KILL THEM, BITCH!
<Galactic> I dunno why I went off on this rant here
<Galactic> it's just always bothered me."
<Galactic> I mean that is just some FUCKED UP SHIT
<Galactic> the Trix rabbit, for example
<Galactic> I dunno man... if I were him I'd be fucking KILLING some kids
<Galactic> I remember a commercial where the fuckin rabbit WENT INTO A FUCKIN STORE AND BOUGHT A BOX OF TRIX WITH HIS OWN FUCKIN MONEY.
<Galactic> fuckin kids came outta NOWHERE and basically fuckin mug the poor stupid bitch rabbit
<Galactic> "silly rabbit Trix are for kids"
<Galactic> Fuckin rabbit just sits there and looks depressed.
<Galactic> FUCK NO that wouldn't fly with me
<Galactic> I'd have pimp-slapped EVERY ONE OF those fuckin bitches
<Galactic> and made them go get me the REST of a "complete breakfast" and eat Trix right in front of them bitches and THEN beat the shit out of them some more.
<Galactic> and wtf is with the disguises? All the dumb rabbit does is hide his ears and all of a sudden he's a fuckin kid?
<Galactic> I dunno about you, but if I SAW a 6 foot fuckin RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap, I wouldn't immediately think
<Galactic> "Hey, there's a cool lookin human kid, let me go over and share some of my cereal with him"
<Galactic> NO.
<Galactic> I'd be thinking
<Galactic> "that's a 6 foot fuckin RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap... what the FUCK was I just smoking?"
<Galactic> another thing... wtf is up with cereal being "A part of this complete breakfast"
<Galactic> last time -I- checked, cereal WAS breakfast
<Galactic> they show a big ass bowl of frosted flakes next to a waffle, a pancake, toast, a banana, a fuckin grapefruit... who the FUCK eats a breakfast that big
<Flaming_Duck> not me
<Flaming Duck> I don't even EAT breakfast nomore
<Flaming_Duck> I mean, I eat when I get up
<Flaming_Duck> but the whole thought "BREAKFAST IS ONLY SERVED UNTIL SUCH AND SUCH TIME"
<FLaming_Suck> bitch, you make my fucking sausage and egg sandwich when I pay you the fucking money
<Flaming_Duck> don't give me that shit.
<Galactic> Back to stupid cereal mascots...
<Galactic> Lucky Charms.
<Galactic> FUCKING LUCKY CHARMS
<Galactic> Lucky can turn the fucking MOON into a marshmallow, and he can't escape a bunch of fucking 6 year olds?!?!?
<Galactic> C'mon now, Lucky.
<Galactic> I KNOW your bitch ass has got to have a "Blow the fucking kids up" spell SOMEWHERE
<Galactic> or make "kid marshamllows" and EAT those bitches.
<Galactic> "They're after me Lucky Charms!"
<Galactic> ....
<Galactic> KILL THEM, BITCH!
<Galactic> I dunno why I went off on this rant here
<Galactic> it's just always bothered me."
Post by: Modderxtrordanare on October 30, 2005, 01:07:00 AM
Post by: DjO on January 10, 2006, 06:22:00 PM
Post by: CattyKid on February 02, 2006, 02:48:00 PM
Let it die!
Sure, it's good, and should be seen, but it's how old now?!
Post by: soupy_31 on March 05, 2006, 06:06:00 PM
Post by: lildave151 on March 14, 2006, 04:12:00 PM
Post by: lildave151 on March 15, 2006, 12:46:00 AM
http://www.adamchance.com/funny.htm
Post by: Zero on May 11, 2003, 10:49:00 PM
bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of shit.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh shit
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh shit
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something
bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
Katie_007: Sure, you into vegetables?
bloodninja: What like gardening an shit?
Katie_007: Yeah, something like that.
bloodninja: Nothing turns me on more, check this out:
bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes.
(pause)
Katie_007: is that it?
bloodninja: You water your tomato patch.
bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce?
Katie_007: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
(pause)
bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... sexily.
bloodninja: I ride your buttocks like they were amber waves of grains.
Katie_007: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.
bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
bloodninja: Damn baby you're right, this shit is HOTT.
Katie_007: ...
bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.
Katie_007: What the f*ck is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
bloodninja: Yeah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch.
Katie_007: whatever.
bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.
Bloodninja: I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch.
Sarah19fca: mmmm, okay.
Bloodninja: I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll.
Sarah19fca: Yeah I like it rough.
Bloodninja: I smack you thick booty.
Sarah19fca: Oh yeah, that feels good.
Bloodninja: Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh.
Bloodninja: I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm.
Sarah19fca: you like that?
Bloodninja: I peel some bananas.
Sarah19fca: Oh, what are you gonna do with those?
Bloodninja: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark.
Sarah19fca: Peanuts?
Bloodninja: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh.
Sarah19fca: What are you talking about?
Bloodninja: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats.
Sarah19fca: This is stupid.
Bloodninja: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer.
Bloodninja: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold?
Bloodninja: Yeeaahhhh.
Sarah19fca: /ignore
Bloodninja: Its cool stone cold she was a bitch anyway.
Bloodninja: We get on harleys and ride into the sunset.
Bloodninja:Wanna cyber?
DirtyKate:OK, but don't tell anybody
DirtyKate:Who are you?
Bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
Bloodninja:And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.
DirtyKate:You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
Bloodninja:Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
DirtyKate: Haha! OK
DirtyKate:Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
Bloodninja:Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
DirtyKate:I want everything, baby!
Bloodninja:Is this a delivery?
DirtyKate:Umm...Yes
DirtyKate:So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
Bloodninja:Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
**pause**
DirtyKate:I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
Bloodninja:You can't hurry good pizza.
Bloodninja:I'm on my way now though
**pause**
DirtyKate:So you're at my front door now.
Bloodninja:How did you know?
Bloodninja:I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
Bloodninja:Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
DirtyKate:Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
Bloodninja:So you're still in the bathroom?
DirtyKate:Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
Bloodninja:I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
DirtyKate:What the f**k?
DirtyKate:You perverted piece of s**t
DirtyKate:F**k
This post has been edited by Zero: May 12 2003, 05:50 AM
Post by: Mshake on May 12, 2003, 03:10:00 AM
Post by: Xfreak on May 12, 2003, 05:07:00 AM
:rotfl:
Post by: Nathan561 on May 12, 2003, 07:35:00 AM
Hilarious!
Post by: fotd on May 12, 2003, 07:53:00 AM
Post by: whiffin on May 12, 2003, 07:00:00 AM
Post by: war1000 on May 12, 2003, 08:03:00 AM
Post by: crl50384 on May 12, 2003, 11:45:00 AM
This post has been edited by crl50384: May 12 2003, 06:45 PM
Post by: staticFLINT on May 12, 2003, 12:46:00 PM
SO DAMN FUNNY! I am lafing so hard!
Post by: Large Dopant white on May 12, 2003, 12:50:00 PM
Forgot to get the one with the flaccid guy, or the dude who needed the chick to roleplay as a pirate. Those were golden also!
Post by: alikaz on May 12, 2003, 12:02:00 PM
Post by: Nathan561 on May 12, 2003, 12:29:00 PM
Post by: Mozes on May 13, 2003, 05:14:00 AM
bigup .
Post by: the_Watchers_eye on May 13, 2003, 07:55:00 AM
Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like?
Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds. I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Walmart. I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner...it smells funny.
Sweetheart: I want you. Would you like to screw me?
Wellhung: OK
Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom. There's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table. I'm looking up into your eyes, smiling. My hand works its way down to your crotch and begins to fondle your huge, swelling bulge.
Wellhung: I'm gulping, I'm beginning to sweat.
Sweetheart: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest.
Wellhung: Now I'm unbuttoning your blouse. My hands are trembling.
Sweetheart: I'm moaning softly.
Wellhung: I'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly.
Sweetheart: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure. The cool silk slides off my warm skin. I'm rubbing your bulge faster, pulling and rubbing.
Wellhung: My hand suddenly jerks spastically and accidentally rips a hole in your blouse. I'm sorry.
Sweetheart: That's OK, it wasn't really too expensive.
Wellhung: I'll pay for it.
Sweetheart: Don't worry about it. I'm wearing a lacy black bra. My soft breasts are rising and falling, as I breath harder and harder.
Wellhung: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra. I think it's stuck. Do you have any scissors?
Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly. I'm reaching back undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my breasts. My nipples are erect for you.
Wellhung: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp.
Sweetheart: I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel your tongue all over me.
Wellhung: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts. They're neat!
Sweetheart: I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling your ear.
Wellhung: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit and phlegm.
Sweetheart: What?
Wellhung: I'm so sorry. Really.
Sweetheart: I'm wiping your phlegm off my breasts with the remains of my blouse.
Wellhung: I'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you. I drop it with a plop.
Sweetheart: OK. I'm pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing your hard tool.
Wellhung: I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold! Yeeee!
Sweetheart: I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties.
Wellhung: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out nibbling on you...umm... wait a minute.
Sweetheart: What's the matter?
Wellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking.
Sweetheart: Are you OK?
Wellhung: I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red.
Sweetheart: Can I help?
Wellhung: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups?
Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink.
Wellhung: I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better.
Sweetheart: Come back to me, lover.
Wellhung: I'm washing the cup now.
Sweetheart: I'm on the bed arching for you.
Wellhung: I'm drying the cup. Now I'm putting it back in the cabinet. And now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait, it's dark, I'm lost. Where's the bedroom?
Sweetheart: Last door on the left at the end of the hall.
Wellhung: I found it.
Sweetheart: I'm tuggin' off your pants. I'm moaning. I want you so badly.
Wellhung: Me too.
Sweetheart: Your pants are off. I kiss you passionately-our naked bodies pressing each other.
Wellhung: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts.
Sweetheart: Why don't you take off your glasses?
Wellhung: OK, but I can't see very well without them. I place the glasses on the night table.
Sweetheart: I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me, baby!
Wellhung: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and toward the bathroom.
Sweetheart: Hurry back, lover.
Wellhung: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet. I lift the lid.
Sweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return.
Wellhung: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle, but I can't find it. Uh-oh!
Sweetheart: What's the matter now?
Wellhung: I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way.
Sweetheart: Mmm, yes. Come on.
Wellhung: OK, now I'm going to put my...you know ...thing...in your...you know...woman's thing.
Sweetheart: Yes! Do it, baby! Do it!
Wellhung: I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. I kiss your neck. Umm, I'm having a little trouble here.
Sweetheart: I'm moving my ass back and forth, moaning. I can't stand it another second! Slide in! Screw me now!
Wellhung: I'm flaccid.
Sweetheart: What?
Wellhung: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection.
Sweetheart: I'm standing up and turning around; an incredulous look on my face.
Wellhung: I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my weiner all floppy. I'm going to get my glasses and see what's wrong.
Sweetheart: No, never mind. I'm getting dressed. I'm putting on my underwear. Now I'm putting on my wet nasty blouse.
Wellhung: No wait! Now I'm squinting, trying to find the night table. I'm feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans of hair spray, picture frames and your candles.
Sweetheart: I'm buttoning my blouse. Now I'm putting on my shoes.
Wellhung: I've found my glasses. I'm putting them on. My God! One of our candles fell on the curtain. The curtain is on fire! I'm pointing at it, a shocked look on my face.
Sweetheart: Go to hell. I'm logging off, you loser!
Wellhung: Now the carpet is on fire! Oh noooo!
Sweetheart: <logged off>
This post has been edited by the_Watchers_eye: May 13 2003, 02:56 PM
Post by: bagel5009 on May 13, 2003, 09:08:00 AM
Post by: LepPpeR on May 13, 2003, 10:24:00 AM
LepPpeR.
P.S - you have issues.
Post by: Ill187 on May 13, 2003, 10:04:00 PM
| QUOTE |
| j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious. |
That's some funny $hit.
I think crl50384 is BritneySpears14!
The truth is out. It can't be contained. Everyone now knows! Forget the farse and fess up.
Post by: Zero on May 13, 2003, 10:29:00 PM
| QUOTE (LepPpeR @ May 13 2003, 06:24 PM) |
| and I thought I was the only one who enjoyed Pizza that much. LepPpeR. P.S - you have issues. |
Hey im not the one that wrote those
Post by: jesterrace777 on May 17, 2003, 01:17:00 AM