Number of posts != N00b-status.
Number of posts == newbee-status (newbee as in: new to the scene)
N00b != newbee
By the way, any post which begins, ends or contains the word 'LOL' for no reason cannot be taken seriously *looks at start post*.
Also, saying that you are not a n00b often make people think you are.
[on-topic]
Linux + Apache sounds like the best solution. If you go for speed + features, try xDSL with Apache.