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Title: 2 Bad Jokes
Post by: scotty6004 on July 09, 2003, 02:39:00 AM
1.)Whats the difference between a oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

....The taste.....

2.)A little girl get in a terrible accident and loses her eyesight. Shes asks her mother "mommy do you think I will ever be able to see again?"
"Yes honey" replies the mother "The doctor said its temporary. In the morning we'll go to the drugstore for some special cream for your eyes that will let you see again."
The little girl is so excited she can barely sleep. The next morning  they go to the store and her mother buys her the cream. That evening the mother rubs on the cream and wraps a bandage around her daughters eyes and puts her to bed. The following morning the little girl waks up and runs into her mother bedroom all excited to get the bandage off so she can see. The mother unwinds the bandages and pulls them off. "Oh no I still cant see mommy" cries the girl.

"I know dear" says her mother, "April fools!"




I cant believe I took the time to write all that lol I must be bored.
Title: 2 Bad Jokes
Post by: Anushian on July 09, 2003, 06:08:00 AM
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Title: 2 Bad Jokes
Post by: scotty6004 on July 09, 2003, 05:25:00 PM
hey it didnt come from my mind...im just the messenger lol
Title: 2 Bad Jokes
Post by: Aniack on July 25, 2003, 08:20:00 PM
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Title: 2 Bad Jokes
Post by: vesebr on July 26, 2003, 06:48:00 PM
when you say the second one to somebody else, you gotta drag it on for at least ten minutes; that way they will wanna punch you after!

The way i heard it:   The young kid had to pray every day for a month and that every day she would...and then...APRIL FOOLS!
Title: 2 Bad Jokes
Post by: CASTOR_TROY on July 26, 2003, 07:05:00 PM
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Title: 2 Bad Jokes
Post by: RinGz on August 05, 2003, 11:54:00 AM
I coulda sworn I read these two the other day... or maybe this is a flashback right now....
Title: 2 Bad Jokes
Post by: Nathan561 on August 05, 2003, 12:43:00 PM
QUOTE (RinGz @ Aug 5 2003, 08:54 PM)
I coulda sworn I read these two the other day... or maybe this is a flashback right now....

Hmm, maybe you did.. considering this thread is a week old  wink.gif