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Title: Rumor From School
Post by: lordvader129 on February 16, 2004, 02:08:00 PM

there was a guy at my college (liek 45 years old) would go into classrooms and jack off, and hed leave it on the light switch, teachers were always afraid to turn on the lights cuz yo unever know what youd find

Title: Rumor From School
Post by: Aunt_Jemima on February 16, 2004, 02:14:00 PM

QUOTE (Intelligoth @ Sep 13 2003, 10:50 AM)

QUOTE (plehem12 @ Sep 12 2003, 02:31 PM) OMG OMFG SUM D00D JUST JAKCED OFFF N TEH BAHTROM AND SMEERD IT ON THE MIROR LOLOL WTF STFU!1!11!one!! That would make a killer sig... you know... I think it will too!

heh I forgot about this thread.

Title: Rumor From School
Post by: TheMuffinMan on February 16, 2004, 02:35:00 PM

he'll never live that one down

Title: Rumor From School
Post by: nonamer66 on February 16, 2004, 04:03:00 PM

Title: Rumor From School
Post by: Aunt_Jemima on February 16, 2004, 04:52:00 PM

QUOTE (nonamer66 @ Feb 17 2004, 02:03 AM)

this is stupid.

And so are you, Jerry!

ZING!

Title: Rumor From School
Post by: nonamer66 on February 16, 2004, 05:01:00 PM

QUOTE (Aunt_Jemima @ Feb 16 2004, 08:52 PM)

QUOTE (nonamer66 @ Feb 17 2004, 02:03 AM) this is stupid.  And so are you, Jerry! ZING!

ok, somebody has got too many nicks on xs.  

Title: Rumor From School
Post by: maximusg on February 17, 2004, 12:13:00 AM

QUOTE (nonamer66 @ Feb 16 2004, 08:01 PM)

QUOTE (Aunt_Jemima @ Feb 16 2004, 08:52 PM) QUOTE (nonamer66 @ Feb 17 2004, 02:03 AM) this is stupid.  And so are you, Jerry! ZING! ok, somebody has got too many nicks on xs.

DOes he scare you as much as he scares me ???

Title: Rumor From School
Post by: black_light on September 12, 2003, 10:43:00 AM

my buddy told me when i was walking hom today that some kid was jacking off in the batroom them smeared it on a window. they caught him, made him clean it off then go home. we didnt see the kid out side wating at the tree for his mom like he usually does so im asuming the rumor is true.

Title: Rumor From School
Post by: Large Dopant white on September 12, 2003, 10:48:00 AM

So you're going to believe something like that because of circumstantial evidence? Lemme guess, this kid's not exactly popular. You ever think that maybe someone (either your friend or a friend of your friend's, etc) saw him leave early and made this shit up?
Sorry... but alot of my so-called peers used to make up dumb shit about me when I was in school (not like that, but dumb nevertheless), and I have a soft spot for kids like that.

Title: Rumor From School
Post by: black_light on September 12, 2003, 10:50:00 AM

no, this could woulda did it. and i saw a guy go into the bathroom with a cop looking shirt on that said somehting clean up. no im not kidding.

Title: Rumor From School
Post by: Large Dopant white on September 12, 2003, 10:54:00 AM

Well, that isn't evidence, still. But hey, I'm not getting in a flame war for a rumor you heard in school. But I warn you: it'll be your turn to be the kid with the sick rumors one day, and if you show no mercy for even one kid now, who says anyone will do the same for you?

Title: Rumor From School
Post by: Drunken Uncle on September 12, 2003, 11:28:00 AM

my favorite rumor from high school was about the unpopular girl from "just a few towns over" that no one knew personally, but always referred to that used a hot dog as a dildo and it got stuck inside her.

Title: Rumor From School
Post by: Shady` on September 12, 2003, 12:16:00 PM

why do you tell us about your life every other day?

Title: Rumor From School
Post by: Hoppy on September 12, 2003, 01:45:00 PM

QUOTE (black_light @ Sep 12 2003, 02:43 PM)

my buddy told me when i was walking hom today that some kid was jacking off in the batroom them smeared it on a window. they caught him, made him clean it off then go home. we didnt see the kid out side wating at the tree for his mom like he usually does so im asuming the rumor is true.

OH MY GOD!!!  Everyone found out.  Oh man I can't go to school now.

Title: Rumor From School
Post by: Hoppy on September 12, 2003, 01:46:00 PM

There was a girl in my high school we called fingers because a couple other girls caught her diddlin' in the bathroom.  What's worse is my buddy parker saw her doing it in french class and started yelling about it.

Title: Rumor From School
Post by: CamJ256 on September 12, 2003, 02:14:00 PM

someone did that last year at junior high... it was so funny.. Mainly bc he got expelled for it.. thx for posting it, i had forgot about the kid at my school, made me laugh so hard...  

Title: Rumor From School
Post by: dmack_901 on September 12, 2003, 02:15:00 PM

yeah it's true.....it was me......funny when i think back on it

Title: Rumor From School
Post by: AnThRaX on September 12, 2003, 02:29:00 PM

QUOTE (Hoppy @ Sep 12 2003, 10:46 PM)

There was a girl in my high school we called fingers because a couple other girls caught her diddlin' in the bathroom.  What's worse is my buddy parker saw her doing it in french class and started yelling about it.

Dude your just like me. Theres a girl in my class except its Spanish and she was like masterbating in class  

I could careless since all guys do it, just we don't do it at school like some people  

Title: Rumor From School
Post by: plehem12 on September 12, 2003, 02:31:00 PM

QUOTE (Notachance @ Sep 12 2003, 01:45 PM)

Er, because he's very, very lonely? How many healthy people do you know that would post something that inane to a forum? "Man, the guys in Europe have to hear about this..."

 
I'm stealing that.


And I just can't think of a joke that would make this thread/poster sound more pathetic than he already is...



OMG OMFG SUM D00D JUST JAKCED OFFF N TEH BAHTROM AND SMEERD IT ON THE MIROR LOLOL WTF STFU!1!11!one!!

Title: Rumor From School
Post by: BenJeremy on September 12, 2003, 02:35:00 PM

I heard the kid has actually been jacking off in the food containers at the school cafeteria and in people's lunch sacks.

Did you enjoy your "hot" lunch?

Title: Rumor From School
Post by: mirx999 on September 12, 2003, 02:40:00 PM

QUOTE (BenJeremy @ Sep 12 2003, 06:35 PM)

I heard the kid has actually been jacking off in the food containers at the school cafeteria and in people's lunch sacks. Did you enjoy your "hot" lunch?

i was wondering about the abnormally high temperature and soggy consistency of my sandwich...thanks for the heads up, Ben.

Title: Rumor From School
Post by: slidellsimba2 on September 12, 2003, 02:58:00 PM

QUOTE (Drunken Uncle @ Sep 12 2003, 02:28 PM)

my favorite rumor from high school was about the unpopular girl from "just a few towns over" that no one knew personally, but always referred to that used a hot dog as a dildo and it got stuck inside her.

hey i know that girl
i heard her sister didnt have any sweets for her b/f to go down on her, so she used tuna fish and didnt get it all out and 2 days later had maggots in there
SICK

Title: Rumor From School
Post by: AnThRaX on September 12, 2003, 03:14:00 PM

Title: Rumor From School
Post by: Squirrel_ESS_GEN on September 12, 2003, 04:21:00 PM

Rumor Had it at my school that this one girl F**ked the entire football team. Damn rumors, she only Had sex with half of them. i cna't stand when people make misconceptions.    = )

B.T.W. its true, because i asked her about it, and she said that "they were cute"

Title: Rumor From School
Post by: ShadowKiller on September 12, 2003, 04:48:00 PM

QUOTE (black_light @ Sep 12 2003, 02:43 PM)

my buddy told me when i was walking hom today that some kid was jacking off in the batroom them smeared it on a window. they caught him, made him clean it off then go home. we didnt see the kid out side wating at the tree for his mom like he usually does so im asuming the rumor is true.

that shit happened at my school ..... he was at study hall and he was reading a PrOn Magazine while yankin he crank and he was      He was caught and then they expelled  him and now he works at Burger King

Title: Rumor From School
Post by: Odb718 on September 12, 2003, 06:32:00 PM

There was a guy at my old high school nick named Sonic, because of his shoes, that got caught doing that. He would do it almost everyday after lunch. He would just stare at this one girl, and when she saw him stairing at her she flipped out and started fighting him. They made her switch lunches.
Damn Dirty Mexicans!

Title: Rumor From School
Post by: Juggerbot on September 12, 2003, 06:42:00 PM

QUOTE

There was a girl in my high school we called fingers because a couple other girls caught her diddlin' in the bathroom. What's worse is my buddy parker saw her doing it in french class and started yelling about it.

lol, ya shoulda said "no,no,no, your doing it all wrong! let me show you how its done!"

lol















 or not  

Title: Rumor From School
Post by: Intelligoth on September 13, 2003, 01:50:00 AM

QUOTE (plehem12 @ Sep 12 2003, 02:31 PM)

OMG OMFG SUM D00D JUST JAKCED OFFF N TEH BAHTROM AND SMEERD IT ON THE MIROR LOLOL WTF STFU!1!11!one!!

That would make a killer sig... you know... I think it will too!



 

Title: Rumor From School
Post by: Guyver-X on September 13, 2003, 03:10:00 AM

Title: Rumor From School
Post by: Keito-Kun on September 13, 2003, 05:39:00 AM

QUOTE (Intelligoth @ Sep 13 2003, 10:50 AM)

[/QUOTE] That would make a killer sig... you know... I think it will too!

Lol. I'll use it.  

Title: Rumor From School
Post by: black_light on September 14, 2003, 04:58:00 PM

Title: Rumor From School
Post by: LinksAwakening on September 14, 2003, 05:53:00 PM

A few years ago (One, maybe Two), this guy got like a week suspension from my school for jacking it in the bathroom...

I can't remember the name, but it was some football player, and he got kicked from the team aswell...

This is a true story... Trust me...

I feel kind of bad for him though... Imagine having to tell your parents you got suspened from school for masturbating in the bathroom...

Title: Rumor From School
Post by: chilin_dude on September 21, 2003, 02:36:00 AM

funny thread

Title: Rumor From School
Post by: i.stole.this.name on September 21, 2003, 06:25:00 AM