Post by: Maestro on May 13, 2003, 10:54:00 AM
Post by: tareqsattar on May 13, 2003, 10:56:00 AM
Post by: darylzero on May 13, 2003, 10:57:00 AM
The above is if you really like her and think you might want to have a relationship.
If you think you see yourself getting sick of her in the near future then pound away!
Post by: bong888 on May 13, 2003, 11:10:00 AM
What would you be waiting for?(better days)
If you want it do it.
You never know, if you wait some thing might happen
or might have a fight and break up!
Want would it feel like to know you had the chance but wanted to wait?
So back to the drawing board!
Post by: KenCuz on May 13, 2003, 11:34:00 AM
Too many fucking people on here, this shit keeps going oofline
.--KenCuz--
Post by: bong888 on May 13, 2003, 11:43:00 AM
Post by: Kejoriv on May 13, 2003, 11:52:00 AM
Quote
Post by: fOZf8 on May 13, 2003, 11:54:00 AM
Post by: Mshake on May 13, 2003, 12:02:00 PM
don't think of it too much
just do it when the time comes and don worry about the time?...heheh
like that doctor ordered: input her output?
Post by: KenCuz on May 13, 2003, 12:02:00 PM
| QUOTE (bong888 @ May 13 2003, 08:43 PM) |
| Finish her |
Agreed!
Remember though ego wear two jimmy's and remember to take a picture of her when youre all done. So when she talks shit just pull that picture out and say remember this!
--KenCuz--
Post by: fightclub on May 13, 2003, 12:06:00 PM
i bet have these ppl havent even touched a boob... talk to her... its ur best bet...
Post by: sCoTxXx on May 13, 2003, 12:22:00 PM
Post by: Xbox-Savage on May 13, 2003, 12:25:00 PM
and before you do her , open a web cam channel so we can all see and tell you what to do
Post by: Xzigx on May 13, 2003, 12:37:00 PM
It only makes it one less tense stressfull thing holding you back from being closer together. 
Now releasing too early during sex , that however will likely riun it for you.
Post by: bong888 on May 13, 2003, 12:42:00 PM
fold her like a deck chair
Get some head before sex for extended play!
Post by: randomidiot on May 13, 2003, 12:46:00 PM
| QUOTE (EGOvoruhk @ May 13 2003, 09:32 PM) |
I have some photos of her at home that she took of herself, she might slap me for putting them up, nothing too revealing but oh well  |
Ok, so where are they?!?! lol
Post by: Large Dopant white on May 13, 2003, 12:53:00 PM
Post by: KenCuz on May 13, 2003, 01:05:00 PM
| QUOTE (EGOvoruhk @ May 13 2003, 09:55 PM) |
| Okay, I'm pretty sure I will go through with it. |
Go hook up the webcam. Well wait for you right here.
--KenCuz--
Post by: KenCuz on May 13, 2003, 01:09:00 PM
| QUOTE (LEXS @ May 13 2003, 10:07 PM) |
| Yo give her the shocker first if you dunno what that is, its one in the pink an one in the stink, you fingers my man,lmao just treat them like shit theyll love you more....................... |
--KenCuz--
Post by: KenCuz on May 13, 2003, 01:22:00 PM
| QUOTE (EGOvoruhk @ May 13 2003, 10:15 PM) |
| Double quote!? |
--KenCuz--
Post by: GhostHavoc on May 13, 2003, 01:38:00 PM
Post by: nonamer66 on May 13, 2003, 01:49:00 PM
Seriously though if you do develop strong feelings for this girl later on it will most likely be your dick talking and not your heart because your dick entered first in the relationship. So watch yourself because pussy can only be so good and then reality sets in and you find yourself married to an old hag.
Post by: vn x dragon on May 13, 2003, 01:57:00 PM
Post by: KazuyaWaruasobi on May 13, 2003, 02:09:00 PM
No. No, it does not.
Post by: nonamer66 on May 13, 2003, 02:11:00 PM
| QUOTE (KazuyaWaruasobi @ May 13 2003, 05:09 PM) |
| Ruin it. . .? No. No, it does not. |
oh but the bible says its wrong
Post by: Mechazilla on May 13, 2003, 02:53:00 PM
They just stop in stare then walk away its great.
Post by: KazuyaWaruasobi on May 13, 2003, 02:55:00 PM
Post by: Lizard_King on May 13, 2003, 03:01:00 PM
Post by: nonamer66 on May 13, 2003, 03:01:00 PM
| QUOTE (Mechazilla @ May 13 2003, 05:53 PM) |
| the book that is preached to you by the fucking fagot bastards that come to your door every morning at 6 am, best thing to do is answer the door naked They just stop in stare then walk away its great. |
those damn mormons.
Post by: KenCuz on May 13, 2003, 03:04:00 PM
--KenCuz--
Post by: KenCuz on May 13, 2003, 03:21:00 PM
| QUOTE (EGOvoruhk @ May 14 2003, 12:09 AM) | ||
Yes, hopefully soon I will post some picks when I get home, but I will probably get flamed and be told that's not the chick, |
Post her pics dont worry about being flamed. Hey as long as she doesnt look like a female version of bagel you aint got nothing to worry about
--KenCuz--
Post by: nonamer66 on May 13, 2003, 04:48:00 PM
Post by: hump on May 13, 2003, 05:21:00 PM
if you wait make shure you tell her its because shes different then all the others, that you have started other relationships with sex and look wheres its gotten you. thats why shes different because you care about her and you realy like her. and you dont wana ruin it.
see if you can wait one or two days. hold off have a cold shower and jerk off
thx hump
Post by: hump on May 13, 2003, 05:25:00 PM
thx hump
Post by: M3_DeL on May 13, 2003, 05:30:00 PM
| QUOTE (KenCuz @ May 13 2003, 12:34 PM) |
| I say you should beat those cheeks until you get blueballs, shell respect you more then. Too many fucking people on here, this shit keeps going oofline .--KenCuz-- |
Ego....buddy.....just wait
and Ken you must not know what blueballs is!!!!! Cause last I checked getting blueballs while banging is darn near impossible!!!
Post by: hump on May 13, 2003, 05:30:00 PM
told you things would look up dude!! and they have bigtime
thx hump
Post by: chris67rs on May 13, 2003, 05:34:00 PM
Post by: nonamer66 on May 13, 2003, 05:35:00 PM
| QUOTE (hump @ May 13 2003, 08:21 PM) |
| have a cold shower and jerk off |
is that possible?????????
Post by: hump on May 13, 2003, 05:49:00 PM
thx hump
Post by: nonamer66 on May 13, 2003, 07:25:00 PM
| QUOTE (hump @ May 13 2003, 08:49 PM) |
| nice have fun. dude shes hot thx hump |
Hey Hump. why are you always being thankful????
You end every post with a... "thx hump"
Post by: kard63 on May 13, 2003, 07:38:00 PM
Post by: jesterrace777 on May 14, 2003, 01:32:00 AM
Post by: MissSplitch on May 14, 2003, 02:51:00 AM
Then again, if you like her, and she doesn't care either way; then you being good in the sack could keep her around. Then again, would you really want to be attached to someone who doesn't really love you?
Just remember to have safe sex.
Also, if you do do it, and then she doesn't love you but sticks around, and you get rich and find out she's banging some other guy, make a poll that asks whether or not you should lose half of your shit and the "right" to bang her occasionally, or let her cheat on you, keep all of your stuff, and continue to bang her, despite having permanent s. seconds.
It's quite the dilemma; just remember she'll get at least half of everything if it doesn't work out too late in the game. We bitches always do.
-Splitch
Post by: BenzineX on May 14, 2003, 03:14:00 AM
I've never started an "official" relationship without having sex first, and me and my gf have been together for over a year now so, go for it!
Post by: flagg on May 14, 2003, 07:57:00 AM
| QUOTE (MissSplitch @ May 14 2003, 10:51 AM) |
| Face it, if something was meant to happen, not fooking wouldn't stop it from happening. Then again, if you like her, and she doesn't care either way; then you being good in the sack could keep her around. Then again, would you really want to be attached to someone who doesn't really love you? Just remember to have safe sex. Also, if you do do it, and then she doesn't love you but sticks around, and you get rich and find out she's banging some other guy, make a poll that asks whether or not you should lose half of your shit and the "right" to bang her occasionally, or let her cheat on you, keep all of your stuff, and continue to bang her, despite having permanent s. seconds. It's quite the dilemma; just remember she'll get at least half of everything if it doesn't work out too late in the game. We bitches always do. -Splitch |
*cough*BITTER*cough*
Post by: hump on May 14, 2003, 08:16:00 AM
he told me girls eat that stuff up like crazy, and doing it on the first date has goten me no wheres. so ill give it a shot.
things are looking up my man.
thx hump
Post by: nonamer66 on May 14, 2003, 08:20:00 AM
| QUOTE (nonamer66 @ May 13 2003, 10:25 PM) | ||
Hey Hump. why are you always being thankful???? You end every post with a... "thx hump" |
you didn't answer me back
Post by: hump on May 14, 2003, 08:27:00 AM
thx nonamer66
Post by: hump on May 14, 2003, 08:30:00 AM
this is the last thx hump its pissing nonamer off lol
Post by: nonamer66 on May 14, 2003, 08:31:00 AM
| QUOTE (hump @ May 14 2003, 11:27 AM) |
| i do that in case i ever wana look for my posts i just type hump. but no im not every time depending on the help that i get. but i should realy add it to my sig. thx nonamer66 |
on the search tool you can just search for your username and leave keywords blank.
Post by: hump on May 14, 2003, 08:32:00 AM
Post by: hump on May 14, 2003, 08:33:00 AM
Post by: nonamer66 on May 14, 2003, 08:35:00 AM
| QUOTE (hump @ May 14 2003, 11:30 AM) |
| what i realy wana know is how do you make them realy cool pictures on you sig. you have to put a url wheres it s at?i just wana use a pic from my computer. this is the last thx hump its pissing nonamer off lol |
you need to upload your image to a webhost first.
your not pissing me off
I'm just curious.
Post by: hump on May 14, 2003, 08:38:00 AM
Post by: EGOvoruhk on May 14, 2003, 08:56:00 AM
That picture? I just uploaded it to my Homestead webspace, which reminds me, I should put the rest of her pictures up, shouldn't I?
Post by: hump on May 14, 2003, 08:58:00 AM
smell you laterz hump
Post by: nonamer66 on May 14, 2003, 09:01:00 AM
| QUOTE (EGOvoruhk @ May 14 2003, 11:56 AM) |
| That picture? I just uploaded it to my Homestead webspace, which reminds me, I should put the rest of her pictures up, shouldn't I? |
Well DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: hump on May 14, 2003, 09:09:00 AM
Post by: bagel5009 on May 14, 2003, 09:11:00 AM
| QUOTE (EGOvoruhk @ May 14 2003, 01:11 AM) | ||
I know  [Edit: fixed image] |
shes hot - give it a go
Post by: bagel5009 on May 14, 2003, 09:12:00 AM
Post by: nonamer66 on May 14, 2003, 09:16:00 AM
| QUOTE (bagel5009 @ May 14 2003, 12:12 PM) |
| get spermicide ribbed trojans |
LOL!!!!!
15 year old telling yah what condoms to get...
Post by: hump on May 14, 2003, 09:20:00 AM
Post by: bong888 on May 14, 2003, 09:38:00 AM
Post by: nonamer66 on May 14, 2003, 09:50:00 AM
| QUOTE (bong888 @ May 14 2003, 12:38 PM) |
| why doesnt every bodypost pics of there chick!! then we can see whats realy happening! |
thats a bad idea... we would all be forced to see cheerio's shemale naked.
Post by: jesterrace777 on May 14, 2003, 10:00:00 AM
Post by: bagel5009 on May 14, 2003, 10:47:00 AM
Post by: nonamer66 on May 14, 2003, 10:55:00 AM
| QUOTE (bagel5009 @ May 14 2003, 01:47 PM) |
| lets face it, we knows hes gonna do it like theres not tommorow, but we want him to enjoy it so. first goes first. 1) if yer doing anal best get some anal lube or k-y jelly 2) get some condemns no matter what yer doing -even oral (get the flavor kind) 3) if you want her to especially enjoy it get ribbed 4) if you are worried about pregenacy even after the fact of wearing a condemn, you should spray some spermicide in "there" to give you that much more protection. 5) you should talk to her before and after about it, and also ask her about different pregancy prevention tools like womans condemns, birth control, etc. |
this info is coming from...
I think that about sums it up.
Post by: bagel5009 on May 14, 2003, 11:03:00 AM
Post by: Mage on May 14, 2003, 11:11:00 AM
| QUOTE (bagel5009 @ May 14 2003, 12:03 PM) |
| i havent had sex but know too much about it |
Just as I figured.
Real sex ain't like a porn...unless you are the blue bastard
Post by: nonamer66 on May 14, 2003, 11:12:00 AM
| QUOTE (Mage @ May 14 2003, 02:11 PM) | ||
Just as I figured. Real sex ain't like a porn...unless you are the blue bastard |
is the blue bastard still fishing???
Post by: flagg on May 14, 2003, 12:02:00 PM
Post by: rvd420 on May 14, 2003, 01:54:00 PM
| QUOTE (EGOvoruhk @ May 14 2003, 08:38 PM) |
| I just got back from lunch, we had some chicken fingers, and I made out with her at the end. It was nice. Man, I don't even know what a dirty or nasty sanchez is. |
Search on google for dirty sanchez
Trust me you give her a dirty sanchez she will drop you quick.
Post by: Kejoriv on May 14, 2003, 02:00:00 PM
Post by: bagel5009 on May 14, 2003, 02:01:00 PM
Post by: SSSSSmokey on May 14, 2003, 02:03:00 PM
| QUOTE (Kejoriv @ May 13 2003, 08:52 PM) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| [/QUOTE]EGOvoruhk~ Let's get some input though... Quote Post by: bong888 on May 15, 2003, 01:40:00 AM Have U sealed the deal? Post by: whiffin on May 16, 2003, 02:55:00 AM
Post by: bagel5009 on May 16, 2003, 08:46:00 AM 
Post by: skobar on May 16, 2003, 09:36:00 AM
Post by: EGOvoruhk on May 16, 2003, 09:46:00 AM
I'm waiting for her to come over this weekend so I can
Post by: openwindow on May 16, 2003, 12:06:00 PM
Post by: openwindow on May 16, 2003, 12:56:00 PM Best of luck to you. Post by: KenCuz on May 18, 2003, 07:35:00 AM
Well in the states it's mandatory that you have sex for five straight hours, rough, dirty, and have your parents watch you. That's why so many people are giving this guy advice. --KenCuz-- Post by: johnney5 on May 18, 2003, 09:53:00 AM
Post by: brahm2 on May 18, 2003, 02:52:00 PM do what you think will be best for the long term Post by: SSSSSmokey on May 18, 2003, 07:02:00 PM
Post by: GaijinPunch on May 18, 2003, 07:23:00 PM I'm engaged to a girl I've been with for 4 years. I'm almost feel like we're staying together for the kids we have! In my geographic setting, cheating is not only a viable option, but an encouraged one. I just can't bring myself to do it though. Now let's see moer pics! Post by: ice9 on May 18, 2003, 11:05:00 PM
Post by: GaijinPunch on May 19, 2003, 07:08:00 PM
Post by: SSSSSmokey on May 19, 2003, 07:34:00 PM
No one failed to ask that...it was stated about 500 million times that they both really want to be with each other, and want sex. Post by: whiffin on May 20, 2003, 01:34:00 AM
Funny - but soooo true
ha ha ha ha I've just a new relationship. I'm 24, she's 27 - been going out 2.5 weeks. We get on well as people and friends, and have more sex than I could dream of (well, not quite actually). The sex is not only ace, but also brings us closer. Don't let sex ever be the reason for the relationship, or even let it take control - but use it as it's something you can both enjoy and allows you to get to know each other and relax in each other's company Good luck this weekend mate
Post by: GaijinPunch on May 21, 2003, 01:13:00 AM Oh, yeah - one thing I remember from friends once when one of them got married. They were like, "You're never going to feel that 'new' feeling again". Damn that's a good feeling. Post by: survivorejam on May 21, 2003, 08:47:00 AM  ....yeah I hated that saying to but now I get to say it to you ! By the way I'm 22 and been hapilly maried since 02/02/02 ! Post by: Krill123 on May 21, 2003, 08:54:00 AM Good luck. Post by: flagg on May 21, 2003, 08:57:00 AM
Post by: openwindow on May 21, 2003, 10:22:00 AM
Post by: KenCuz on May 21, 2003, 03:50:00 PM
Good. That means that you can hit now, so go over there and hook up the webcam. Go! Go Now! Web Cam! --KenCuz-- Post by: bb07 on May 21, 2003, 04:03:00 PM And keep the xbox-scene about xbox's not pussy 
Post by: bb07 on May 21, 2003, 04:04:00 PM bigger hardrives now were talking
Post by: Tripamang on May 21, 2003, 06:28:00 PM also wtf is the significance of your GTA pic... Post by: KenCuz on May 22, 2003, 10:50:00 AM
I was thinking the same thing, I dont see anything in that picture that relates to anything that's been said. --KenCuz-- Post by: swat on May 22, 2003, 12:05:00 PM Be careful (duh) cuz you don't wanna have no baby's mamma.
Post by: SupeRdUPErBlakE on May 22, 2003, 05:02:00 PM
Post by: bb07 on May 22, 2003, 06:17:00 PM thats what its about
Post by: Foe-hammer on May 22, 2003, 07:05:00 PM
Hey now, i served an LDS (Mormon) 2 yr mission and we never got up that early. You must be talking about the JW's.
Post by: b legit on May 22, 2003, 08:22:00 PM
man quit being a lil bitch and fuck that little anal whore right in the ass. just slam your cock in her and then just beat the hell out of it. she'll love every minute of it. or seconds. prolly seconds for you. you jus gotta tease the bitch. girls jus wanna get penetrated rub your dik over the top of her pussy you gotta tease her with it. and then just stick it in there and tear the hell out of it pussy is what life all about. oh ya and raw dog bitch. condems are lame just pull out and bust a nut right on her gut. shell love it Post by: bagel5009 on May 23, 2003, 01:19:00 PM lmao
Post by: b legit on May 23, 2003, 01:39:00 PM
hell motherfucking ya. you gotta tear it up. its what lifes all about. Post by: KenCuz on May 23, 2003, 03:27:00 PM
Post by: b legit on May 24, 2003, 02:03:00 PM
Post by: bagel5009 on May 25, 2003, 12:19:00 PM Post by: EGOvoruhk on May 27, 2003, 12:26:00 PM Post by: bong888 on May 27, 2003, 12:38:00 PM Does that mean u gonna break up- without sealing the deal? Post by: bong888 on May 27, 2003, 12:48:00 PM or is she being a bit tight? Post by: bong888 on May 27, 2003, 01:05:00 PM didnt think u were that serious about her! but iv been there before dont settle 4 any less than want u want. there R alot of fish in the see Post by: b legit on May 27, 2003, 02:11:00 PM seriously, you might as welll Post by: b legit on May 27, 2003, 02:13:00 PM
have you been watching doctor phil. fuck that stupid bitch Post by: nx-neon on May 27, 2003, 06:12:00 PM
i think you need to fire up some more pics of this honey.. damn d Post by: EGOvoruhk on May 28, 2003, 12:52:00 PM Want to hear some more shit? There is someone else, bah! Evil EGO! Post by: bagel5009 on May 28, 2003, 01:16:00 PM Post by: nx-neon on May 28, 2003, 04:29:00 PM d Post by: b legit on May 28, 2003, 11:36:00 PM
just what i thought shes a lil slut, dont even bother going out with her. just fuck her the next time you have a chance. she looks like she likes to get fucked ... jus do it some other time ... Post by: whiffin on May 29, 2003, 04:57:00 AM
Post by: survivorejam on May 29, 2003, 05:12:00 AM There's a lot of different advice going round but I'd like to ask all the "young hot heads" from the scene . wouldn't YOU rather have (or bang/bonk/f* in your language) that girl then some guy you don't know ? So if EGO doesn't get her then all the more for you , right ? Besides EGO said he doesn't just want a quick dead-end-one-night-stand but would rather a proper relationship. TRANSLATION : EGO don't just want a taste > he wants to totally OWN her ! I respect that, do you ? Post by: bong888 on May 29, 2003, 05:16:00 AM
sex is a physical action wjich is fun It only becomes mental if u make it mental! It exists in the material world which consits of matter it can not affect your antimatter @ all. Post by: koonchu on May 29, 2003, 09:28:00 AM I say you should play a game of hide the salami. Post by: bong888 on May 29, 2003, 09:38:00 AM
Are you sure you are a girl? If so which nationality? Post by: b legit on May 29, 2003, 12:05:00 PM just give her the dirty sanchez. she'll like it and then piss in her face. if she likes it. shes a keeper |
