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Title: Kissing..
Post by: SupeRdUPErBlakE on June 23, 2003, 05:29:00 PM
OK guys, I know this sounds soooo gay, but I need tips. I have never kissed a girl before, and I want to kiss my girlfriend, but I'm to afraid. sad.gif I know that sounds stupid but...yeah...any tips? I do not wish to be flamed or anything... ph34r.gif Heres a pic of my gf...

user posted image

Any help would be appreciated. Nothing needs to pertain to sex, because I'm waiting till marriage, so just kissing tips.  happy.gif Thanks guys.
Title: Kissing..
Post by: ArMaGeDdOn on June 23, 2003, 04:37:00 PM
Don't mean to be offensive, maybe it's just the picture that turned out bad...but is her nose big?
Title: Kissing..
Post by: SupeRdUPErBlakE on June 23, 2003, 05:31:00 PM
Yes her nose is sorta big but you think she can help that? Shes really beautiful.... sad.gif
Title: Kissing..
Post by: Xeero on June 23, 2003, 04:41:00 PM
/me reads the somewhat feminine question and tries to think of a response without sounding somewhat more feminine...

This post has been edited by Xeero: Jun 23 2003, 11:41 PM
Title: Kissing..
Post by: Carbon on June 23, 2003, 05:35:00 PM
laugh.gif LOL

she's your girlfriend and you haven't kissed her yet? Wow.

Ok, no real tips it will come natural. Um turn your head to your right, that's pretty normal. Um don't french her at first. Don't bite.

EDIT: LOL
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Post by: ArMaGeDdOn on June 23, 2003, 04:41:00 PM
no, no, not making fun.  sorry.  was just wondering.  cuz the rest of her face was nice.   :P
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Post by: M3_DeL on June 23, 2003, 04:42:00 PM
put your lips on hers...then make that kissing sound. As time goes by your instincts will kick in and kissing will become natural.....

btw... good for you......holding out till marriage that is. I only wished that I had waited. I mean sure i have only done it with girf (who I will be marrying) but the night just won't be as special. (Girf feels the same way) As much as I have wanted to do my past G/F's in Highschool I stayed strong and didn't do it.
Title: Kissing..
Post by: SupeRdUPErBlakE on June 23, 2003, 05:36:00 PM
We almost been together 2 months and I still haven't kissed her....I feel mildly homo. sad.gif laugh.gif

QUOTE
M3_DeL Posted on Jun 23 2003, 08:36 PM
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put your lips on hers...then make that kissing sound. As time goes by your instincts will kick in and kissing will become natural.....

btw... good for you......holding out till marriage that is. I only wished that I had waited. I mean sure i have only done it with girf (who I will be marrying) but the night just won't be as special. (Girf feels the same way) As much as I have wanted to do my past G/F's in Highschool I stayed strong and didn't do it.


Thanks for supportying my decision! Most people on here would flame me for it sad.gif  ph34r.gif
Title: Kissing..
Post by: TheGreatVirus on June 23, 2003, 05:36:00 PM
SupeRdUPErBlakE you are a dumbass! How long have you been with her??? You don't know how to kiss?!?!  ohmy.gif

Edit: Just found out now "2 months"
Title: Kissing..
Post by: Carbon on June 23, 2003, 04:43:00 PM
Relax guys, he's probably 14.
Title: Kissing..
Post by: SupeRdUPErBlakE on June 23, 2003, 04:44:00 PM
QUOTE (Carbon @ Jun 23 2003, 08:37 PM)
Relax guys, he's probably 14.

15...
Title: Kissing..
Post by: TheGreatVirus on June 23, 2003, 04:44:00 PM
QUOTE (Carbon @ Jun 23 2003, 08:37 PM)
Relax guys, he's probably 14.

Sorry........  SupeRdUPErBlakE... I forgot you are 15 years old.

This post has been edited by TheGreatVirus: Jun 23 2003, 11:44 PM
Title: Kissing..
Post by: Majinbuu on June 23, 2003, 04:44:00 PM
Dont pucker up, that's annoying, when you kiss her try to make it soft and slow...

Hah, if anyone needs advice talk to me! I'm a teen living in the county with the highest teen pregnancy rate in the country!
Title: Kissing..
Post by: M3_DeL on June 23, 2003, 04:46:00 PM
You shouldn't feel homo. Take your relationships at your own pace.....otherwise you are just falling into peer pressure
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Post by: GaijinPunch on June 23, 2003, 04:47:00 PM
Just relax...take it easy, and make sure your toungue is no where near her stomach -- subtle is the key.
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Post by: Xeero on June 23, 2003, 05:41:00 PM
QUOTE (Majinbuu @ Jun 23 2003, 09:38 PM)
Dont pucker up, that's annoying, when you kiss her try to make it soft and slow...

Hah, if anyone needs advice talk to me! I'm a teen living in the county with the highest teen pregnancy rate in the country!

What county?
Title: Kissing..
Post by: SupeRdUPErBlakE on June 23, 2003, 05:41:00 PM
QUOTE (M3_DeL @ Jun 23 2003, 08:40 PM)
You shouldn't feel homo. Take your relationships at your own pace.....otherwise you are just falling into peer pressure

Oh wow! And to think I thought you were an evil mean guy! Thanks for the tips Del! Your great!  laugh.gif

So I should take it slow, and don't plunge onto her....right?
Title: Kissing..
Post by: M3_DeL on June 23, 2003, 05:41:00 PM
wink.gif
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Post by: TheGreatVirus on June 23, 2003, 05:42:00 PM
laugh.gif

All of a sudden everyone on X-S is a nice guy..... Who would have guessed....
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Post by: SupeRdUPErBlakE on June 23, 2003, 05:42:00 PM
ph34r.gif
Title: Kissing..
Post by: TheGreatVirus on June 23, 2003, 05:43:00 PM
QUOTE (SupeRdUPErBlakE @ Jun 23 2003, 08:42 PM)
HmmmMMmMMmm.....Weird... ph34r.gif

Who knows SupeRdUPErBlakE maybe I will forgive you and be a nice guy again.....
Title: Kissing..
Post by: SupeRdUPErBlakE on June 23, 2003, 05:43:00 PM
sad.gif Except someone said she has a big nose....I think she is beautiful..maybe I am the only person though...

QUOTE
TheGreatVirus Posted on Jun 23 2003, 08:43 PM
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QUOTE (SupeRdUPErBlakE @ Jun 23 2003, 08:42 PM)
HmmmMMmMMmm.....Weird...   

Who knows SupeRdUPErBlakE maybe I will forgive you and be a nice guy again..... 


Forgive me for what? lol I don't even know what I did! But that would be nice. tongue.gif I don't wanna be snapped... ph34r.gif lol
Title: Kissing..
Post by: Carbon on June 23, 2003, 05:44:00 PM
How many people here think he will remain a virgin till he's married?
Title: Kissing..
Post by: TheGreatVirus on June 23, 2003, 05:44:00 PM
QUOTE (SupeRdUPErBlakE @ Jun 23 2003, 08:43 PM)
And no one has complimented on my girlfriend yet! sad.gif Except someone said she has a big nose....I think she is beautiful..maybe I am the only person though...

She is beautiful!!  cool.gif

Sorry I was late with that....
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Post by: M3_DeL on June 23, 2003, 05:44:00 PM
wink.gif

A simple kiss is far from plunging onto her....I say go for it it will be a fun and probably akward experiance.....but one you will never forget i am sure.....
Title: Kissing..
Post by: TheGreatVirus on June 23, 2003, 05:45:00 PM
QUOTE (Carbon @ Jun 23 2003, 08:44 PM)
How many people here think he will remain a virgin till he's married?

If he says he will be then I guess so.
Title: Kissing..
Post by: M3_DeL on June 23, 2003, 05:45:00 PM
QUOTE (Carbon @ Jun 23 2003, 06:44 PM)
How many people here think he will remain a virgin till he's married?

I think he will
Title: Kissing..
Post by: SupeRdUPErBlakE on June 23, 2003, 05:45:00 PM
laugh.gif



And making it till marriage will be that hardest thing In my life I will face. Good thing my girlfriend agrees that waiting till marriage is best. wink.gif
Title: Kissing..
Post by: TheGreatVirus on June 23, 2003, 05:46:00 PM
QUOTE (SupeRdUPErBlakE @ Jun 23 2003, 08:45 PM)
So tongue would be No No. Gotcha. Plus I would mess up if we made out I know it.. laugh.gif

If you fuck up it won't be real fun so keep it at a no.
Title: Kissing..
Post by: brahm2 on June 23, 2003, 05:46:00 PM
wink.gif
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Post by: Carbon on June 23, 2003, 05:46:00 PM
stick it in her pooper
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Post by: TheGreatVirus on June 23, 2003, 05:47:00 PM
QUOTE (brahm2 @ Jun 23 2003, 08:46 PM)
screw kissing, female mouths are good for other things as well wink.gif

Sick Fuck  laugh.gif
Title: Kissing..
Post by: M3_DeL on June 23, 2003, 05:48:00 PM
geez guys chill the freak out.....he is 15
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Post by: Majinbuu on June 23, 2003, 05:49:00 PM
QUOTE (Xeero @ Jun 23 2003, 09:41 PM)
QUOTE (Majinbuu @ Jun 23 2003, 09:38 PM)
Dont pucker up, that's annoying, when you kiss her try to make it soft and slow...

Hah, if anyone needs advice talk to me! I'm a teen living in the county with the highest teen pregnancy rate in the country!

What county?

Carroll county Georgia, it might not be the top anymore since the schools started givin out lots of condoms...and started showin nothing but nasty ass std pics for sex ed...but we were for a long time  jester.gif
Title: Kissing..
Post by: SupeRdUPErBlakE on June 23, 2003, 05:56:00 PM
wink.gif In the beginning I said not to include anything related to sex, so why you guys say that?

Anymore lil tips?
Title: Kissing..
Post by: Carbon on June 23, 2003, 05:57:00 PM
Open your mouth slightly, don't just have your lips touch.

Let your hands walk.

Also kiss the neck.
Title: Kissing..
Post by: SupeRdUPErBlakE on June 23, 2003, 05:58:00 PM
QUOTE (Carbon @ Jun 23 2003, 08:57 PM)
Open your mouth slightly, don't just have your lips touch.

Let your hands walk.

Also kiss the neck.

I'm not kissing her neck on the first kiss. It will probably sorta quick, but special..
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Post by: anderj6 on June 23, 2003, 05:59:00 PM
Here are the best tips you can get.

Don't use too much tongue.

That is here job.

Don't go the the breasts until a couple of minutes of kissing.

Wait at least 3 or 4 minutes then go under the bra.

Remember not to rush.

Take your time and don't try to do it all at once.


Kids today are having sex like crazy.  If she doesn't put out in a couple of months then find someone else.

Always follow the pussy.
Title: Kissing..
Post by: Carbon on June 23, 2003, 06:00:00 PM
QUOTE (SupeRdUPErBlakE @ Jun 24 2003, 02:58 AM)
QUOTE (Carbon @ Jun 23 2003, 08:57 PM)
Open your mouth slightly, don't just have your lips touch.

Let your hands walk.

Also kiss the neck.

I'm not kissing her neck on the first kiss. It will probably sorta quick, but special..

man you should be going for like 3 hours straight

if not, dump her ass
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Post by: rahula on June 23, 2003, 06:06:00 PM
wink.gif  uh. you know better than that. That means are we going to lose a member from this site?. I mean you can't keep having affair with your xbox all the time. One day,She will ask you ,the box or her. When that happen you know you are done with modding.  biggrin.gif
Title: Kissing..
Post by: SupeRdUPErBlakE on June 23, 2003, 06:08:00 PM
QUOTE (rahula @ Jun 23 2003, 09:06 PM)
forget kissing! . Kissing is for high school. Just go straight to test drive, hmmm  wink.gif  uh. you know better than that. That means are we going to lose a member from this site?. I mean you can't keep having affair with your xbox all the time. One day,She will ask you ,the box or her. When that happen you know you are done with modding.  biggrin.gif

Sadly I would take away all Xbox pleasures for her... sad.gif

EDIT: Oh and I am in high school... ph34r.gif
Title: Kissing..
Post by: Carbon on June 23, 2003, 06:08:00 PM
QUOTE (SupeRdUPErBlakE @ Jun 24 2003, 03:08 AM)
QUOTE (rahula @ Jun 23 2003, 09:06 PM)
forget kissing! . Kissing is for high school. Just go straight to test drive, hmmm  wink.gif  uh. you know better than that. That means are we going to lose a member from this site?. I mean you can't keep having affair with your xbox all the time. One day,She will ask you ,the box or her. When that happen you know you are done with modding.  biggrin.gif

Sadly I would take away all Xbox pleasures for her... sad.gif

rolleyes.gif
Title: Kissing..
Post by: M3_DeL on June 23, 2003, 06:10:00 PM
QUOTE (anderj6 @ Jun 23 2003, 06:59 PM)
Here are the best tips you can get.

Don't use too much tongue.

That is here job.

Don't go the the breasts until a couple of minutes of kissing.

Wait at least 3 or 4 minutes then go under the bra.

Remember not to rush.

Take your time and don't try to do it all at once.


Kids today are having sex like crazy.  If she doesn't put out in a couple of months then find someone else.

Always follow the pussy.

What, do you sit there with a stop watch during your activities?
Title: Kissing..
Post by: dssripper on June 23, 2003, 06:11:00 PM
QUOTE (Majinbuu @ Jun 23 2003, 09:49 PM)
QUOTE (Xeero @ Jun 23 2003, 09:41 PM)
QUOTE (Majinbuu @ Jun 23 2003, 09:38 PM)
Dont pucker up, that's annoying, when you kiss her try to make it soft and slow...

Hah, if anyone needs advice talk to me! I'm a teen living in the county with the highest teen pregnancy rate in the country!

What county?

Carroll county Georgia, it might not be the top anymore since the schools started givin out lots of condoms...and started showin nothing but nasty ass std pics for sex ed...but we were for a long time  jester.gif

Holy Crap
one of my sites is in Carroll County.
Actually right behind (sort of) the health
department.

Dss
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Post by: Senates684 on June 23, 2003, 06:15:00 PM
blink.gif
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Post by: Raised on June 23, 2003, 06:25:00 PM
I haven't read the whole thread, but this is essential:  1. Good breath  2. Swallow most of your saliva before you frenchkiss. You don't want to drool all over and inside her mouth. Well, maybe you do, you fucking sicko.

If you need advices on fisting, PM me.
Title: Kissing..
Post by: Majinbuu on June 23, 2003, 06:26:00 PM
QUOTE (dssripper @ Jun 23 2003, 10:11 PM)
QUOTE (Majinbuu @ Jun 23 2003, 09:49 PM)
QUOTE (Xeero @ Jun 23 2003, 09:41 PM)
QUOTE (Majinbuu @ Jun 23 2003, 09:38 PM)
Dont pucker up, that's annoying, when you kiss her try to make it soft and slow...

Hah, if anyone needs advice talk to me! I'm a teen living in the county with the highest teen pregnancy rate in the country!

What county?

Carroll county Georgia, it might not be the top anymore since the schools started givin out lots of condoms...and started showin nothing but nasty ass std pics for sex ed...but we were for a long time  jester.gif

Holy Crap
one of my sites is in Carroll County.
Actually right behind (sort of) the health
department.

Dss

you live anywhere near Carrollton?
Title: Kissing..
Post by: AdmStng on June 23, 2003, 06:27:00 PM
QUOTE (Raised @ Jun 23 2003, 08:25 PM)
I haven't read the whole thread, but this is essential:  1. Good breath  2. Swallow most of your saliva before you frenchkiss. You don't want to drool all over and inside her mouth. Well, maybe you do, you fucking sicko.

If you need advices on fisting, PM me.

 laugh.gif


first place... Socrates

in close second... Raised
Title: Kissing..
Post by: dssripper on June 23, 2003, 06:27:00 PM
QUOTE (Majinbuu @ Jun 23 2003, 10:26 PM)
QUOTE (dssripper @ Jun 23 2003, 10:11 PM)
QUOTE (Majinbuu @ Jun 23 2003, 09:49 PM)
QUOTE (Xeero @ Jun 23 2003, 09:41 PM)
QUOTE (Majinbuu @ Jun 23 2003, 09:38 PM)
Dont pucker up, that's annoying, when you kiss her try to make it soft and slow...

Hah, if anyone needs advice talk to me! I'm a teen living in the county with the highest teen pregnancy rate in the country!

What county?

Carroll county Georgia, it might not be the top anymore since the schools started givin out lots of condoms...and started showin nothing but nasty ass std pics for sex ed...but we were for a long time  jester.gif

Holy Crap
one of my sites is in Carroll County.
Actually right behind (sort of) the health
department.

Dss

you live anywhere near Carrollton?

I live about 45 miles from there, in Alabama.
I work in LaGrange.

Dss
Title: Kissing..
Post by: Majinbuu on June 23, 2003, 06:31:00 PM
Haha, well DSS, you're invited to any of the xbox LAN parties I have, although there has been quite a lull in them lately, we usually get about 14 guys together and play fps's all night...
Title: Kissing..
Post by: kard63 on June 23, 2003, 06:31:00 PM
QUOTE (AdmStng @ Jun 24 2003, 02:27 AM)
QUOTE (Raised @ Jun 23 2003, 08:25 PM)
I haven't read the whole thread, but this is essential:  1. Good breath  2. Swallow most of your saliva before you frenchkiss. You don't want to drool all over and inside her mouth. Well, maybe you do, you fucking sicko.

If you need advices on fisting, PM me.

laugh.gif


first place... Socrates

in close second... Raised

Wheres Soc ?  IS he back?

P.S. its how you kiss her other lips that count  tongue.gif
Title: Kissing..
Post by: SupeRdUPErBlakE on June 23, 2003, 06:33:00 PM
QUOTE (Raised @ Jun 23 2003, 09:25 PM)
I haven't read the whole thread, but this is essential:  1. Good breath  2. Swallow most of your saliva before you frenchkiss. You don't want to drool all over and inside her mouth. Well, maybe you do, you fucking sicko.

If you need advices on fisting, PM me.

Well the first 2 helped out, but the 3rd one... ph34r.gif ....was just...yeah...haha.
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Post by: dssripper on June 23, 2003, 06:33:00 PM
QUOTE (Majinbuu @ Jun 23 2003, 10:31 PM)
Haha, well DSS, you're invited to any of the xbox LAN parties I have, although there has been quite a lull in them lately, we usually get about 14 guys together and play fps's all night...

Thanks! we will have to hook up one day.
I work in carrollton several times a month.

Dss
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Post by: Raised on June 23, 2003, 06:33:00 PM
I don't know if he can manage the money for a freaking stamp.. and I didn't include a return address, too.
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Post by: BCfosheezy on June 23, 2003, 06:33:00 PM
Hell dude.... by not kissing her for this long you probably have her in the best position. Now you can catch her off guard. See she's been wanting it for so long.... just start really slow and do it like these guys have told you. Then just kinda lead her like you're dancing.... only with your tongue. Do it real sensual. Keep being a gentleman. Then start rubbing her thigh.... don't do it rough... and not too lite because it tickles them. Do it at an unrepetitive and sensual pace. If she moans a little... just kinda get a little more physical and a little more on top of her... like a side mount.... if you wrestle or grapple you know what I'm talking about. Then play with her waist band on her jeans.... if she doesn't get uncomfortable.... unbutton. If you do that.... you can pretty much do whatever the fuck you want. Just work it right and act like she's got the key to the universe inside of her and you need to figure out how to get it out.

BITCHES ARE SO PREDICTABLE
Title: Kissing..
Post by: Raised on June 23, 2003, 06:34:00 PM
QUOTE (dssripper @ Jun 23 2003, 10:33 PM)
Thanks! we will have to hook up one day.
I work in carrollton several times a month.

Dss

Carefull kid, if you humiliate him he'll go all HULK on your ass and punch your walls or crush you house.



edit: I just mentionned HULK because its trendy. Dss is not green.
Title: Kissing..
Post by: Senates684 on June 23, 2003, 06:36:00 PM
"like a side mount" LMAO!!! he dont wanna have sex tho...
Title: Kissing..
Post by: SupeRdUPErBlakE on June 23, 2003, 06:36:00 PM
QUOTE (BCfosheezy @ Jun 23 2003, 09:33 PM)
Hell dude.... by not kissing her for this long you probably have her in the best position. Now you can catch her off guard. See she's been wanting it for so long.... just start really slow and do it like these guys have told you.



What I quoted is what I wanted to hear, and is good advice, thanks. ;)Raised:

Go to pictures forum and you will see a pic of DSS, Hes HUGE! ohmy.gif
Title: Kissing..
Post by: dssripper on June 23, 2003, 06:36:00 PM
QUOTE (Raised @ Jun 23 2003, 10:34 PM)
QUOTE (dssripper @ Jun 23 2003, 10:33 PM)
Thanks! we will have to hook up one day.
I work in carrollton several times a month.

Dss

Carefull kid, if you humiliate him he'll go all HULK on your ass and punch your walls or crush you house.



edit: I just mentionned HULK because its trendy. Dss is not green.

HAHAHA!

Dammit Raised, you crack me up!


Dss
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Post by: kard63 on June 23, 2003, 06:47:00 PM
smile.gif
Title: Kissing..
Post by: SupeRdUPErBlakE on June 23, 2003, 06:48:00 PM
QUOTE (Senates684 @ Jun 23 2003, 09:15 PM)
dont kiss her.  once you kiss her she wants money and presents and leaves you for your best friend. blink.gif

I want to buy her presents and I want to give her money! But I have to get a job... happy.gif
Title: Kissing..
Post by: dssripper on June 23, 2003, 06:49:00 PM
QUOTE (kard63 @ Jun 23 2003, 10:47 PM)
But "hulking up" is something hulk hogan does.  Hey DSS did you do the tivo upgrade?  I know I gave you a link a long time ago but I ag just now doing it.  I want to replace my 80GB with 2 120's smile.gif

Yep, sure did kard. I added a 120 gig
to my series 1. I put a network card
in it too! I LOVE IT!
Very cool stuff!


Dss
Title: Kissing..
Post by: SupeRdUPErBlakE on June 23, 2003, 06:51:00 PM
QUOTE (dssripper @ Jun 23 2003, 09:49 PM)
QUOTE (kard63 @ Jun 23 2003, 10:47 PM)
But "hulking up" is something hulk hogan does.  Hey DSS did you do the tivo upgrade?  I know I gave you a link a long time ago but I ag just now doing it.  I want to replace my 80GB with 2 120's smile.gif

Yep, sure did kard. I added a 120 gig
to my series 1. I put a network card
in it too! I LOVE IT!
Very cool stuff!


Dss

What is this you guys are talking about??  huh.gif
Title: Kissing..
Post by: Raised on June 23, 2003, 06:51:00 PM
QUOTE (SupeRdUPErBlakE @ Jun 23 2003, 10:48 PM)
QUOTE (Senates684 @ Jun 23 2003, 09:15 PM)
dont kiss her.  once you kiss her she wants money and presents and leaves you for your best friend. blink.gif

I want to buy her presents and I want to give her money! But I have to get a job... happy.gif

Don't buy her presents. Don't be a wuss, don't be her puppy.
Title: Kissing..
Post by: kard63 on June 23, 2003, 06:52:00 PM
I heard the NIC isn't for transfers, way too slow.  Just to remotley control it through your PC right ?
Title: Kissing..
Post by: dssripper on June 23, 2003, 06:55:00 PM
QUOTE (kard63 @ Jun 23 2003, 10:52 PM)
I heard the NIC isn't for transfers, way too slow.  Just to remotley control it through your PC right ?

The transfer is actually pretty damn fast.
You can get tystudio and extract and convert to mpg.....VERY NICE!

Dss
Title: Kissing..
Post by: SupeRdUPErBlakE on June 23, 2003, 06:58:00 PM
QUOTE (Raised @ Jun 23 2003, 09:51 PM)
QUOTE (SupeRdUPErBlakE @ Jun 23 2003, 10:48 PM)
QUOTE (Senates684 @ Jun 23 2003, 09:15 PM)
dont kiss her.  once you kiss her she wants money and presents and leaves you for your best friend. blink.gif

I want to buy her presents and I want to give her money! But I have to get a job... happy.gif

Don't buy her presents. Don't be a wuss, don't be her puppy.

Well I bought her one thing and she loved it...but she is yet to ASK for anything..she has a ton of money on her own..shes so spoiled.. dry.gif lol I want money! Maybe she should buy ME somthing!  dry.gif  laugh.gif
Title: Kissing..
Post by: M3_DeL on June 23, 2003, 07:01:00 PM
wink.gif
Title: Kissing..
Post by: SupeRdUPErBlakE on June 23, 2003, 07:03:00 PM
QUOTE (M3_DeL @ Jun 23 2003, 10:01 PM)
Only if you play your cards just right wink.gif

You never replyed to my PM.. ph34r.gif
Title: Kissing..
Post by: Majinbuu on June 23, 2003, 07:04:00 PM
QUOTE (SupeRdUPErBlakE @ Jun 23 2003, 10:58 PM)
QUOTE (Raised @ Jun 23 2003, 09:51 PM)
QUOTE (SupeRdUPErBlakE @ Jun 23 2003, 10:48 PM)
QUOTE (Senates684 @ Jun 23 2003, 09:15 PM)
dont kiss her.  once you kiss her she wants money and presents and leaves you for your best friend. blink.gif

I want to buy her presents and I want to give her money! But I have to get a job... happy.gif

Don't buy her presents. Don't be a wuss, don't be her puppy.

Well I bought her one thing and she loved it...but she is yet to ASK for anything..she has a ton of money on her own..shes so spoiled.. dry.gif lol I want money! Maybe she should buy ME somthing!  dry.gif  laugh.gif

She's never gonna ask for anything...

TIP: Godiva Chocolates...
Title: Kissing..
Post by: M3_DeL on June 23, 2003, 07:04:00 PM
QUOTE (SupeRdUPErBlakE @ Jun 23 2003, 08:03 PM)
QUOTE (M3_DeL @ Jun 23 2003, 10:01 PM)
Only if you play your cards just right wink.gif

You never replyed to my PM.. ph34r.gif

i just got home
Title: Kissing..
Post by: kard63 on June 23, 2003, 07:08:00 PM
QUOTE (SupeRdUPErBlakE @ Jun 24 2003, 01:29 AM)
Any help would be appreciated. Nothing needs to pertain to sex, because I'm waiting till marriage

DOOD, do her in the BUTT!! It doesn't count so you shouldn't feel bad.   You would still be waiting so its cool.  In da butt, like thegreatvirus's GF and Weasel  ph34r.gif
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Post by: Raised on June 23, 2003, 07:09:00 PM
Yes, it's time to display some serious CAT ANUS

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Post by: kard63 on June 23, 2003, 07:11:00 PM
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P.S. Raised that picture is really fucked up, lol.  
Your cats is obviously in the middle of screaming and you lifter her ass way off the ground.
You should have had someone hold here and used masterful photoshop skills to remove them like I did smile.gif
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Post by: SupeRdUPErBlakE on June 23, 2003, 07:13:00 PM
QUOTE (Raised @ Jun 23 2003, 10:09 PM)
Yes, it's time to display some serious CAT ANUS

You guys shouldn't be raping your cats up the butt.... ph34r.gif
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Post by: kard63 on June 23, 2003, 07:14:00 PM
I like to jam Godsmack while I rape my cat's anus.  "I ... STAND ALONE!!!"
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Post by: SupeRdUPErBlakE on June 23, 2003, 07:15:00 PM
QUOTE (kard63 @ Jun 23 2003, 10:14 PM)
I like to jam Godsmack while I rape my cat's anus.  "I ... STAND ALONE!!!"

LOL  rotfl.gif  rotfl.gif That is so disgusting, LOL
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Post by: TheGreatVirus on June 23, 2003, 07:15:00 PM
QUOTE (kard63 @ Jun 23 2003, 10:14 PM)
I like to jam Godsmack while I rape my cat's anus.  "I ... STAND ALONE!!!"

That's sick......
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Post by: kard63 on June 23, 2003, 07:17:00 PM
QUOTE (TheGreatVirus @ Jun 24 2003, 03:15 AM)
QUOTE (kard63 @ Jun 23 2003, 10:14 PM)
I like to jam Godsmack while I rape my cat's anus.  "I ... STAND ALONE!!!"

That's sick......

No its not, your GF likes listening to it while I pound her in the ass too!






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Post by: Raised on June 23, 2003, 07:18:00 PM
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Holly shit kard, that reminds me of the old days around here.

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Post by: SupeRdUPErBlakE on June 23, 2003, 07:28:00 PM
QUOTE (kard63 @ Jun 23 2003, 10:17 PM)
QUOTE (TheGreatVirus @ Jun 24 2003, 03:15 AM)
QUOTE (kard63 @ Jun 23 2003, 10:14 PM)
I like to jam Godsmack while I rape my cat's anus.  "I ... STAND ALONE!!!"

That's sick......

No its not, your GF likes listening to it while I pound her in the ass too!






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Post by: TheGreatVirus on June 23, 2003, 07:29:00 PM
QUOTE (kard63 @ Jun 23 2003, 10:17 PM)
QUOTE (TheGreatVirus @ Jun 24 2003, 03:15 AM)
QUOTE (kard63 @ Jun 23 2003, 10:14 PM)
I like to jam Godsmack while I rape my cat's anus.  "I ... STAND ALONE!!!"

That's sick......

No its not, your GF likes listening to it while I pound her in the ass too!






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Go fuck your cat Kard...
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Post by: SupeRdUPErBlakE on June 23, 2003, 07:34:00 PM
QUOTE (TheGreatVirus @ Jun 23 2003, 10:29 PM)
QUOTE (kard63 @ Jun 23 2003, 10:17 PM)
QUOTE (TheGreatVirus @ Jun 24 2003, 03:15 AM)
QUOTE (kard63 @ Jun 23 2003, 10:14 PM)
I like to jam Godsmack while I rape my cat's anus.  "I ... STAND ALONE!!!"

That's sick......

No its not, your GF likes listening to it while I pound her in the ass too!






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Go fuck your cat Kard...

Yeah! dry.gif
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Post by: GREGWILLRULEYOU on June 23, 2003, 07:34:00 PM
QUOTE (Raised @ Jun 24 2003, 04:18 AM)
Yeah, the way it's screaming is damn funny. Don't worry you sensible people, lifting her fat ass didn't hurt her. It lasted like 3 seconds.

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Holly shit kard, that reminds me of the old days around here.

 dry.gif  dude that was fucked up
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Post by: KazuyaWaruasobi on June 23, 2003, 09:08:00 PM
dry.gif  Anyway.  .this is crazy. . .I remember being like 6 and doing the "show me yours and I'll show you mine" thing and then ended up going out with the girl (or whatever the equivalent is at 6) and making out. We pretty much "french-kissed" all day for an entire week because it was so great.  laugh.gif  Kids kids. . .and at 15 I had reached another benhmark, so I have no idea what to say. . . .  huh.gif Umm. . . .uh. . .foreplay rocks. . . .sleep.gif

Oh yeah, and I still remember what she looked like (all of her) so when I think about my childhood and remember that I get freaked out 'cause it makes me feel like a pedophile.  I just have to remember I was 6 too, but it's still freaky. . . laugh.gif
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Post by: brahm2 on June 23, 2003, 09:11:00 PM
QUOTE (KazuyaWaruasobi @ Jun 23 2003, 11:08 PM)
This thread HAD to go to ass-ponding and cat-rape. . . . dry.gif  Anyway.  .this is crazy. . .I remember being like 6 and doing the "show me yours and I'll show you mine" thing and then ended up going out with the girl (or whatever the equivalent is at 6) and making out. We pretty much "french-kissed" all day for an entire week because it was so great.  laugh.gif  Kids kids. . .and at 15 I had reached another benhmark, so I have no idea what to say. . . .  huh.gif Umm. . . .uh. . .foreplay rocks. . . .sleep.gif

Oh yeah, and I still remember what she looked like (all of her) so when I think about my childhood and remember that I get freaked out 'cause it makes me feel like a pedophile.  I just have to remember I wasw 6 too, but it's still freaky. . . laugh.gif

I dont think a 6 year old could really appreciate the value of a makeout session as much as, say, someone our age jester.gif
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Post by: TheGreatVirus on June 23, 2003, 09:12:00 PM
QUOTE (KazuyaWaruasobi @ Jun 24 2003, 12:08 AM)
This thread HAD to go to ass-ponding and cat-rape. . . . dry.gif  Anyway.  .this is crazy. . .I remember being like 6 and doing the "show me yours and I'll show you mine" thing and then ended up going out with the girl (or whatever the equivalent is at 6) and making out. We pretty much "french-kissed" all day for an entire week because it was so great.  laugh.gif  Kids kids. . .and at 15 I had reached another benhmark, so I have no idea what to say. . . .  huh.gif Umm. . . .uh. . .foreplay rocks. . . .sleep.gif

Oh yeah, and I still remember what she looked like (all of her) so when I think about my childhood and remember that I get freaked out 'cause it makes me feel like a pedophile.  I just have to remember I was 6 too, but it's still freaky. . . laugh.gif

Kaz did you need to tell us that??  laugh.gif
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Post by: bb07 on June 23, 2003, 09:15:00 PM
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Post by: kard63 on June 23, 2003, 09:18:00 PM
QUOTE (Raised @ Jun 24 2003, 03:18 AM)
Yeah, the way it's screaming is damn funny. Don't worry you sensible people, lifting her fat ass didn't hurt her. It lasted like 3 seconds.

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Holly shit kard, that reminds me of the old days around here.

We did have fun smile.gif

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Post by: gcskate27 on June 23, 2003, 09:18:00 PM
so i wasnt the only one getting "play" around 4-6? though mine was closer to 4... fuck it who cares who did what first, as long as you like the one your with now...

damn it, mine's in england for another week... well the internet always offers up love...
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Post by: Raised on June 23, 2003, 09:22:00 PM
At about 8 I was playing doctor with this girl my age, but it wasn't very satisfying, and I proceeded to f00k her.. Didn't last long because she was scared to have babies! (...)
I told her to turn around and did her in the butt. I swear to god, I was just this naughty at 8 years old.
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Post by: kard63 on June 23, 2003, 09:27:00 PM
QUOTE (Raised @ Jun 24 2003, 05:22 AM)
At about 8 I was playing doctor with this girl my age, but it wasn't very satisfying, and I proceeded to f00k her.. Didn't last long because she was scared to have babies! (...)
I told her to turn around and did her in the butt. I swear to god, I was just this naughty at 8 years old.

ROFL
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Post by: kard63 on June 23, 2003, 09:30:00 PM
QUOTE (BrainSour @ Jun 24 2003, 05:28 AM)
wtf...I buttfucked my gf when i was 14, she was 13

High fives all around.  You the man.  Try it while listening to Alice in Chains without using KY, its cool, you can't even hear her screaming if you got the proper speakers.  Particularly 'Sea of Sorrow'  I can mail it to ya if you need.
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Post by: gcskate27 on June 23, 2003, 09:34:00 PM
butt fucked by a 13 year old? are you old enough to buy ky at that age? even though its a bit late... she looks a bit old to be going out with a 15yr old...
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Post by: Raised on June 23, 2003, 09:41:00 PM
He's in love and shit, even if she had a  dogface  he wouldn't care.
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Post by: kard63 on June 23, 2003, 09:44:00 PM
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Post by: TheGreatVirus on June 23, 2003, 09:44:00 PM
You guys can be assholes!
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Post by: gcskate27 on June 23, 2003, 09:56:00 PM
just to make clear.. though i think shes a a bit old for a 15 yr old, shes isnt at all bad looking... seeing as you were going for kissing, obviously dont go for anal the first night... make her go for it(meaning sex, not anal), or at least wait for here to get a TINY bit impatient... shell love this (obviously secretly...) then wait about a week and shell be beggin for sex, esp. if shes drunk... (and of course thats not to imply incapasitated..)

dont get confused, girls use the "drunk" excuse for wanting it... thats why they drink so much smirnoff ice...

trust me or not... come to san antonoio, that how it is...
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Post by: bb07 on June 23, 2003, 09:56:00 PM
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A beer or 2 should straighten her out



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Post by: kard63 on June 23, 2003, 09:58:00 PM
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/me bows head in patheticness.
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Post by: Beowulf on June 23, 2003, 10:16:00 PM
hmm asking an xbox forum about girls, gl on that
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Post by: koonchu on June 26, 2003, 12:10:00 PM
QUOTE (ArMaGeDdOn @ Jun 26 2003, 03:02 PM)
i don't agree. getting married in your early 20's is the best thing you can do. a lot better than in your 30's when you're both getting old.

OH goodness, you're in for a rude awakening.   dry.gif  When you turn 35-years-young, you're going to want to travel back in time and strangle yourself when you typed that. lol
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Post by: darylzero on June 26, 2003, 12:14:00 PM
QUOTE (koonchu @ Jun 26 2003, 01:34 PM)
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hey, u do what u gotta do, just get er done


Wow!  You managed to offend me in three fell swoops!  1) Your slimy/sleazy avatar, 2) your April-fresh n00bness, and 3) Your disrespectful cakehole.  

Let me run this through the Girl-Network right quick, so all future pussy for you can be null and voided.   dry.gif

*ahem*

I have no real problem with waiting until marriage except for the fact that it's a myth.  

Sex before marriage is like expecting to swim the first time you dive into water.  You could, theoretically, DIVE right in and hope that you learn how to swim and that everything goes all right.  The truth is, I think it's foolish and ignorant.  You end up focusing entirely on making sure you swim perfectly on your first outing and subsequent swims rather than seeing the blue of the water, the sun hitting your back, or the beauty of the underwater.  

In other words, if you wait until marriage to have sex, what you're doing is making sex the FOCAL point of your relationship whether you know it or not.  Sex is awesome, but it should NOT be the focal point of a marriage.  

This is very very important, so remember my words of wisdom:

Sex has NOTHING to do with love.  Nothing!  True love is unconditional, unselfish and independent of everything else.  Sex is merely a bonus that occurs, just like trust.  If you remember this, you'll get closer to the true meaning of love in marriage.  The logic goes like this:  if you "sow your wild oats" and cater to your raging hormones in relationships while you are young, then you are most likely to fall in love with a girl for who she is , and not how she could be if you waited.  

Hope that made sense.

That could be the mission statement for any swingers get together(not that there is anything wrong with that lol I am all for the swingers out there.
Love doesn't have anything to do with sex?  Please, love is a key ingredient.  Although I have had some incredible sex (forgettable also) with women I never loved, invariably (and maybe this is because I am lucky) the sex I have with a woman I love is ten times better than any one night stand or relationship where I know this girl isn't going to last long in my life as a girlfriend at least.  The sex with a woman you love (for me) is more adventurous, open, just better in every way.  It also stays with me longer.  No matter how great sex is with a one night stand the next morning when I wake up and I walk out of her apt.  I am on with my life, I thank God I got laid the night before  laugh.gif  and I am on with my day.  Unless its a girl I really like, I 9 out 10 times forget what she looks like by the end of the day, and really don't think about it much.

By your account, if someone were to break the trust that is marriage by sleeping with another person...hey, no big deal you just ruined "the bonus" part of our relationship...nothing that can't be rectified.  If my girlfriend cheated on me, the relationship would be over.  I would remain friends with her, as I have with most of my ex's, but that relationship would never reach the level it was at before the cheating.

And, as for people who wait to have sex until they are married (not me, I got laid for the 1st time when I was 16 and have never looked back. laugh.gif ), usually the main reason for that is that person's spirituality.  I am not going to get philisophical here, but that in itself disproves any theory about sex being the "focal point" of that kind of relationship.  You make sex out to be this difficult act that takes many practice sessions to enjoy.  Don't get me wrong I have grown sexually incredibly since my first time, but that is because you get bored so you try new things.  I will tell you this and I doubt you will argue, I remember having better sex with certain people when I was 17-18 than certain times in the last year.  Every time is different - you just try for the same end result - both people happy and feelin good.  Whether you are a virgin or not, you can still get the job done just fine.

Sorry for all the rambling...
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Post by: koonchu on June 26, 2003, 12:15:00 PM
QUOTE (J.P. Patches @ Jun 26 2003, 03:08 PM)
The older a couple is when they get married the more likely it is that the marriage will work out.  At least in the USA.  I'd assume it's the same all over.

It's not.  In Mexico, for example, Catholic marriage beliefs have such a foothold on the population that if you're not married by the time you're 40, everyone around you will treat you like a leper in the business and home. I agree with gaining wisdom over a series of relationships, but lean more towards the notion that men just aren't ready to grow up until they're 40 and older.
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Post by: survivorejam on June 26, 2003, 12:16:00 PM
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Post by: koonchu on June 26, 2003, 12:22:00 PM
QUOTE (darylzero @ Jun 26 2003, 03:14 PM)
By your account, if someone were to break the trust that is marriage by sleeping with another person...hey, no big deal you just ruined "the bonus" part of our relationship...nothing that can't be rectified. If my girlfriend cheated on me, the relationship would be over.

You just glossed over my post didn't you? lol

Anyways, I thought I made it clear that we were talking about sex before marriage.  In that particular case, sex has nothing to do with love, and that's assuming I go along with this whole notion that marriage is the end-all be-all of living life.  

You're talking about monogamy.  That's a whole other deal that you make with a person (and no, you don't need marriage for that type of a promise either).  

And yeah, sex is a bonus.  Unless, of course, it's your dick that gets on it knees and proposes.  In which case, your both fucked either way.
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Post by: Hidden on June 26, 2003, 12:22:00 PM
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Post by: TheGreatVirus on June 26, 2003, 12:27:00 PM
QUOTE (Hidden @ Jun 26 2003, 03:22 PM)
SEX IS AWESOME LEAVE IT AT THAT biggrin.gif

Like you would know!!  laugh.gif  laugh.gif  laugh.gif


J/K I don't know you so who knows for sure.
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Post by: Hidden on June 26, 2003, 12:29:00 PM
Right most people only eachother through forums
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Post by: shadowjin on June 26, 2003, 12:33:00 PM
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Post by: TheGreatVirus on June 26, 2003, 12:38:00 PM
QUOTE (Hidden @ Jun 26 2003, 03:29 PM)
Right most people only eachother through forums

So then...... are you a sexless guy?  laugh.gif  laugh.gif
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Post by: shadowjin on June 26, 2003, 12:40:00 PM
how come i always think brainsour's sig is going to jump out of the screen and eat me?  is that bad?

-jin
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Post by: BrainSour on June 26, 2003, 12:44:00 PM
well im not on here 24 hours a day like some of these people, so i dont have to look at it much
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Post by: survivorejam on June 26, 2003, 12:48:00 PM
Ok here she is ... only to settle the arguments about waiting and beacuse it's time for bed and because my fingures are soo cold that I can hardly type anymore ...
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Post by: survivorejam on June 26, 2003, 12:59:00 PM
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Post by: koonchu on June 26, 2003, 01:02:00 PM
QUOTE (BrainSour @ Jun 26 2003, 03:58 PM)
And this 25-35 year old woman is who blink.gif

Uh oh. . .that doesn't sound too good. . .  sad.gif  Was that an insult?  
I am definitely a girl who is vicious when it comes to commenting on other people's opinions, but I will never attack pics.  As pig-headed as SJ is, he didn't have to  post pics of his lover.

[Edit: I meant to say that SJ did this a treat for us to enjoy, so we should not mock it if we can't appreciate it.  And no, that disgusting cat-anus pic doesn't fall into this conversation]
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Post by: survivorejam on June 26, 2003, 01:03:00 PM
ok no more pics then ...


... see I can change !
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Post by: KazuyaWaruasobi on June 26, 2003, 01:05:00 PM
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Post by: survivorejam on June 26, 2003, 01:06:00 PM
ok I guess Kazuya has seen them so now they are no more !
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Post by: sith on June 26, 2003, 01:08:00 PM
its like swimming.. jump right in and you'll figure it out

.sith.
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Post by: Carbon on June 26, 2003, 01:09:00 PM
Slut.
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Post by: johnney5 on June 26, 2003, 01:09:00 PM
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Post by: KazuyaWaruasobi on June 26, 2003, 01:10:00 PM
QUOTE (koonchu @ Jun 26 2003, 12:59 PM)
QUOTE (J.P. Patches @ Jun 26 2003, 02:39 PM)
EDIT: I am sure HOPING you realize this is a joke.

You're cute when you're scared of me. . .hee hee  biggrin.gif

*AHEM*

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Hmm....Koonch you did give me some good advice, then again, I am completely going 150% with SJ here. Hes right. I would not wanna walk down the road, hand in hand with my wife, then be stopped by some girl saying, "Hey, didn't I have sex with you 5 years ago!?" I would be like  . No, I don't want that, I would like to share it with someone I love..


Superduperblake, you're a n00b, but you're a nice guy and respectful of the elder members so I'll be nice too.  what I want to stress is that the world is an awfully big place and as a gifted human being, it is your job to EXPLORE it and it's people.  And I'm not completely being sexual here.  The most important thing is to keep your mind open and get to that one person who will love you for you--and not because you stayed "pure."  And in all honesty, if you run into an ex-girlfriend who says "hey, didn't I fuck you?" then it's because you picked the wrong people to share your life with in the past.  

On a side note and longer tangent (that'll scare the other n00bs), I once went out with a guy who really hurt me and made my life hell.  When I went out with him, I had already had my first kiss with my first boyfriend, and that's all.  Well, this guy, whom I was CRAZY about, would spend countless hours asking me really horrible questions like "so how did he kiss you?" and "how did it feel?" and "did you like it?"  and "how long did it last?" And I would answer all of his questions for MONTHS until he drained me.  It was as if he spent his time wondering all of this and why things couldn't be *perfect*.  And as much as I adored his personality, he was a selfish, posessive person.  

I honestly don't think this has ANYTHING to do with religion.  I think it has everything to do with immaturity.  I think some guys don't know the true meaning of a relationship, which is to learn to appreciate a whole other personality unconditionally. Some men believe that a relationship is not a relationship if the man doesn't have complete control over the past, present and future of a woman's actions.  Unfortunately, some men never outgrow this and never learn to accept life on its own terms.  The bad news is that women always learn this, opression is always lashed out upon  at some point.  And at some point, men's little fantasies about how a woman should-be will be popped.  She will eventually leave you if you pin her under glass.

 Hahaha. . . .aaah. . .you kick ass. Not sure what to say other than: all of the opinions you've expressed in this thread have not only been well thought-out and intelligent, but also right. I'm personally glad to see that. It's a rarity. . . .
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Post by: koonchu on June 26, 2003, 01:14:00 PM
QUOTE (BrainSour @ Jun 26 2003, 04:12 PM)
she looked like she had some trailer park essence to her...id like to bend her over a picnick table like her daddy taught her beerchug.gif

Hey asshole, you might as well add me to your faggot-ass bitch list.  I dislike you already and I want it to be CRYSTAL clear.
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Post by: survivorejam on June 26, 2003, 01:18:00 PM
QUOTE (koonchu @ Jun 26 2003, 10:14 PM)
QUOTE (BrainSour @ Jun 26 2003, 04:12 PM)
she looked like she had some trailer park essence to her...id like to bend her over a picnick table like her daddy taught her beerchug.gif

Hey asshole, you might as well add me to your faggot-ass bitch list.  I dislike you already and I want it to be CRYSTAL clear.

Yeah ! Damn you Brainsour ! that post was not directed at you so mind your own buisiness SourBalls !

And here you are for being such a shit digger ! You win this award ! mad.gif

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Post by: sith on June 26, 2003, 01:20:00 PM
THAT IS HALARIOUS!!!!!

.sith.
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Post by: darylzero on June 26, 2003, 01:24:00 PM
QUOTE (KazuyaWaruasobi @ Jun 26 2003, 04:10 PM)
QUOTE (koonchu @ Jun 26 2003, 12:59 PM)
QUOTE (J.P. Patches @ Jun 26 2003, 02:39 PM)
EDIT: I am sure HOPING you realize this is a joke.

You're cute when you're scared of me. . .hee hee  biggrin.gif

*AHEM*

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Hmm....Koonch you did give me some good advice, then again, I am completely going 150% with SJ here. Hes right. I would not wanna walk down the road, hand in hand with my wife, then be stopped by some girl saying, "Hey, didn't I have sex with you 5 years ago!?" I would be like  . No, I don't want that, I would like to share it with someone I love..


Superduperblake, you're a n00b, but you're a nice guy and respectful of the elder members so I'll be nice too.  what I want to stress is that the world is an awfully big place and as a gifted human being, it is your job to EXPLORE it and it's people.  And I'm not completely being sexual here.  The most important thing is to keep your mind open and get to that one person who will love you for you--and not because you stayed "pure."  And in all honesty, if you run into an ex-girlfriend who says "hey, didn't I fuck you?" then it's because you picked the wrong people to share your life with in the past.  

On a side note and longer tangent (that'll scare the other n00bs), I once went out with a guy who really hurt me and made my life hell.  When I went out with him, I had already had my first kiss with my first boyfriend, and that's all.  Well, this guy, whom I was CRAZY about, would spend countless hours asking me really horrible questions like "so how did he kiss you?" and "how did it feel?" and "did you like it?"  and "how long did it last?" And I would answer all of his questions for MONTHS until he drained me.  It was as if he spent his time wondering all of this and why things couldn't be *perfect*.  And as much as I adored his personality, he was a selfish, posessive person.  

I honestly don't think this has ANYTHING to do with religion.  I think it has everything to do with immaturity.  I think some guys don't know the true meaning of a relationship, which is to learn to appreciate a whole other personality unconditionally. Some men believe that a relationship is not a relationship if the man doesn't have complete control over the past, present and future of a woman's actions.  Unfortunately, some men never outgrow this and never learn to accept life on its own terms.  The bad news is that women always learn this, opression is always lashed out upon  at some point.  And at some point, men's little fantasies about how a woman should-be will be popped.  She will eventually leave you if you pin her under glass.

Hahaha. . . .aaah. . .you kick ass. Not sure what to say other than: all of the opinions you've expressed in this thread have not only been well thought-out and intelligent, but also right. I'm personally glad to see that. It's a rarity. . . .

I disagree.  i think her opinions are just that HER opinions based on HER experiences.  She is not speaking from a "world" view here.  She is speaking from her own personal opinions/experiences.  And, really all that can be gleaned from that is the satisfaction you get when you read something interesting.  If you all think you should go out and apply these theories to real life you will be disappointed.  i am not ripping on koonchu, but please people, get a mind of your own.
And, I don't understand why anyone here feels as if they know people on these boards enough to feel like they can guide them through the unpredictable, individual, periless, enjoyable, etc. path of love/sex/marriage/religion.
Its different for everyone, and the more you think you have all the answers the more you don't.
peace.
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Post by: survivorejam on June 26, 2003, 01:26:00 PM
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Post by: koonchu on June 26, 2003, 01:27:00 PM
QUOTE (darylzero @ Jun 26 2003, 04:24 PM)
And, I don't understand why anyone here feels as if they know people on these boards enough to feel like they can guide them through the unpredictable, individual, periless, enjoyable, etc. path of love/sex/marriage/religion.

hate to break it to you, but welcome to the club.  You post, you're guilty of it.  If you don't like it and truly beleive what you're saying then go back up onto your mountain and STFU.
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Post by: darylzero on June 26, 2003, 01:31:00 PM
QUOTE (survivorejam @ Jun 26 2003, 04:26 PM)
go back to sleep Daryle , it was only a nightmare ... sleeping.gif

Its rare to find a post that wakes me up in this place anymore.  Yours just put me back to sleep.  Later.
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Post by: darylzero on June 26, 2003, 01:49:00 PM
QUOTE (koonchu @ Jun 26 2003, 04:27 PM)
QUOTE (darylzero @ Jun 26 2003, 04:24 PM)
And, I don't understand why anyone here feels as if they know people on these boards enough to feel like they can guide them through the unpredictable, individual, periless, enjoyable, etc. path of love/sex/marriage/religion.

hate to break it to you, but welcome to the club.  You post, you're guilty of it.  If you don't like it and truly beleive what you're saying then go back up onto your mountain and STFU.

Why so defensive?  Do you think I was attacking you or something?  I don't think I have to be on top of a moountain or whatever the hell you are talking about to say that I disagree with what you said.  My posts in this topic were about how I felt about your posts, not what kind of noob anyone is or how shit should work for everyone.  
Calm down woman. rolleyes.gif
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Post by: Flea420 on June 26, 2003, 02:03:00 PM
QUOTE (Flea420 @ Jun 24 2003, 08:49 AM)
Pinch her nipple, and when she squeals and opens her mouth, go for the kill   beerchug.gif

I still think you should go with my idea.........    dry.gif
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Post by: bong888 on June 26, 2003, 02:54:00 PM
fuck this topic has grown!

My opinion about sex before marriage is that, purely love is an is a higher state of mind and if that is true
Then sex should not influence love in any way, but it can being you closer to some one and is a big step in any relationship.
I personally would rather sleep with a woman before marriage because i believe it will bring me a lot closer to them, and the fact i would just feel more comfortable with a woman after i slept with her.

You make a connection through sleeping with some one will never go away as long as you know you’ve slept with them. Some people make a very good connection some people make a bad connection.


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Post by: SupeRdUPErBlakE on June 26, 2003, 03:41:00 PM
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Post by: SupeRdUPErBlakE on September 11, 2003, 07:29:00 PM
ohmy.gif It was the best kiss ever, BWAhahahhahhahaahah. sad.gif Sorry it took so long though. Hehe. I am still scared to do it though, lol. Oh well. biggrin.gif
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Post by: plehem12 on September 11, 2003, 07:49:00 PM
That's pretty sad...


Hey, did her nose poke your eye out or did you remember to wear your safety goggles?



ZING!
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Post by: ShadowKiller on September 11, 2003, 08:27:00 PM
QUOTE (plehem12 @ Sep 11 2003, 11:49 PM)
That's pretty sad...


Hey, did her nose poke your eye out or did you remember to wear your safety goggles?



ZING!

Laughing My ass off !!!

it is sad
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Post by: Zero on September 11, 2003, 09:59:00 PM
QUOTE (SupeRdUPErBlakE @ Sep 12 2003, 03:29 AM)
Just updating that I finally did kiss leigh, and it was freaken awesome. ohmy.gif It was the best kiss ever, BWAhahahhahhahaahah. sad.gif Sorry it took so long though. Hehe. I am still scared to do it though, lol. Oh well. biggrin.gif

Best kiss compaired to what if its your first?
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Post by: SupeRdUPErBlakE on September 12, 2003, 02:54:00 AM
QUOTE (Zero @ Sep 12 2003, 12:59 AM)
QUOTE (SupeRdUPErBlakE @ Sep 12 2003, 03:29 AM)
Just updating that I finally did kiss leigh, and it was freaken awesome. ohmy.gif It was the best kiss ever, BWAhahahhahhahaahah. sad.gif Sorry it took so long though. Hehe. I am still scared to do it though, lol. Oh well. biggrin.gif

Best kiss compaired to what if its your first?

I dunno. unsure.gif
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Post by: Shady` on September 12, 2003, 04:19:00 AM
QUOTE (SupeRdUPErBlakE @ Jun 24 2003, 02:36 AM)
We almost been together 2 months and I still haven't kissed her....I feel mildly homo. sad.gif laugh.gif


omfg are you kidding me? 2 months ever a single kiss?heres a tip when u see her give her a huge then kiss her.thats my style wink.gif
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Post by: Drunken Uncle on September 12, 2003, 05:26:00 AM
kissing....check

next in line..... Ass to mouth!
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Post by: SupeRdUPErBlakE on September 16, 2003, 04:56:00 PM
QUOTE (Drunken Uncle @ Sep 12 2003, 08:26 AM)
kissing....check

next in line..... Ass to mouth!

ph34r.gif Ewwies ph34r.gif
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Post by: ShadowKiller on September 16, 2003, 05:02:00 PM
QUOTE (SupeRdUPErBlakE @ Sep 16 2003, 08:56 PM)
QUOTE (Drunken Uncle @ Sep 12 2003, 08:26 AM)
kissing....check

next in line..... Ass to mouth!

ph34r.gif Ewwies ph34r.gif

lmao !!!
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Post by: scotty6004 on September 16, 2003, 08:50:00 PM
I cant believe this topic started back in june and you guys still talk about it. Theres something just not right about that lol

And Superduperblake, why in hell would you ever ask this question to these guys? You must have people in your life that know you better and arent gonna talk about sticking it in her poopshoot every other post. Ya i read it... lol
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Post by: stiGGy on September 17, 2003, 06:14:00 AM
beerchug.gif i cant belive you only just got your first kiss, i was friggin 10 when i got mine, hell i lost the v plates at 14! muhaha.gif
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Post by: survivorejam on October 14, 2003, 08:14:00 AM
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Post by: lookformeb on October 14, 2003, 08:23:00 AM
QUOTE (SupeRdUPErBlakE @ Sep 11 2003, 10:29 PM)
Just updating that I finally did kiss leigh, and it was freaken awesome. ohmy.gif It was the best kiss ever, BWAhahahhahhahaahah. sad.gif Sorry it took so long though. Hehe. I am still scared to do it though, lol. Oh well. biggrin.gif

poor guy... still scared to kiss a girl tongue.gif
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Post by: Mog on October 18, 2003, 04:19:00 PM
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Post by: shank69xo on October 18, 2003, 05:32:00 PM
laugh.gif  tongue.gif

Just kidding, seriously. I got a big honker too. Good luck with the relationship.
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Post by: jesterrace777 on October 18, 2003, 06:25:00 PM
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Post by: SupeRdUPErBlakE on October 18, 2003, 06:45:00 PM
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And now I am super comfortable kissing her at all times, bwahahah. We even made out a bunch ohmy.gif Wow I feel like a rebel. jester.gif
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Post by: Alicia on October 18, 2003, 06:54:00 PM
Well I'm glad to see that you are taking it slow.
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Post by: Fuzzy on October 18, 2003, 06:55:00 PM
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Post by: SupeRdUPErBlakE on October 18, 2003, 06:57:00 PM
QUOTE (Alicia @ Oct 18 2003, 09:54 PM)
Well I'm glad to see that you are taking it slow.

wink.gif laugh.gif


SJ! Where have you been!? I have missed you man, PM Me, I gotta tell you somthing.

FUZZY: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? (Or where have I...?) I haven't seen you post in forever....anyways, that stinks for him. I know our first times have gone so smooth. cool.gif I'm the man. tongue.gif
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Post by: kard63 on October 18, 2003, 08:41:00 PM
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Post by: Mage on October 18, 2003, 11:40:00 PM
Well I guess I'll close it, hopefully this thread that people love to bump for no reason can finally rest in peace.