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Title: Rules For Jokes...
Post by: Dark Schneider on December 09, 2002, 11:07:00 PM

QUOTE (N00bvin @ Dec 3 2002, 12:05 PM)

There is to be NO racist jokes in this section... There is to be NO pictures of naked men or women... There is to be NO jokes that could be offensive to someone's religion... Pretty much anything else goes... However, if I get a single complaint about a joke, it's gone... deleted.  You have to remember that there are "kids" and parent's of kids (whose kids might be watching daddy type) on these forums.  Use good judgement please!!! Have fun!!! :)

                                    Ok...lets see..no polish jokes, Irish jokes, German Jokes, Blonde Jokes, Women jokes in general...ummmm

Hey N00bvin was this all just a joke :uhh:                                    

Title: Rules For Jokes...
Post by: N00bvin on December 09, 2002, 11:08:00 PM

Who said no Blonde jokes?                                    

Title: Rules For Jokes...
Post by: Potenza on December 13, 2002, 04:19:00 PM

QUOTE (N00bvin @ Dec 10 2002, 06:01 AM)

Who said no Blonde jokes?

                                    My wife takes offense to that.                                    

Title: Rules For Jokes...
Post by: dsswarehouse on December 13, 2002, 05:44:00 PM

:rotfl:  :rotfl:  :rotfl:  :rotfl: I will try my best to abide by the
:rotfl:  :rotfl:  :rotfl:  :rotfl:
                                   

Title: Rules For Jokes...
Post by: methadone_pretty on December 29, 2002, 10:44:00 AM

QUOTE (Potenza @ Dec 14 2002, 12:12 AM)

QUOTE (N00bvin @ Dec 10 2002, 06:01 AM) Who said no Blonde jokes? My wife takes offense to that.

is it part of your wifes religion to be blonde?

Title: Rules For Jokes...
Post by: blueshogun96 on September 16, 2004, 08:33:00 AM

QUOTE (((void*)0) @ Sep 13 2004, 09:59 PM)

there sholdn't even be a comedy forum here...

Then why are you here?

Title: Rules For Jokes...
Post by: Hammy on February 02, 2003, 10:10:00 PM

Shit stops me posting :lol:  

Title: Rules For Jokes...
Post by: HEMANPOWERED on March 01, 2003, 01:01:00 PM

QUOTE (N00bvin @ Dec 3 2002, 08:05 PM)

There is to be NO racist jokes in this section... There is to be NO pictures of naked men or women... There is to be NO jokes that could be offensive to someone's religion... Pretty much anything else goes... However, if I get a single complaint about a joke, it's gone... deleted.  You have to remember that there are "kids" and parent's of kids (whose kids might be watching daddy type) on these forums.  Use good judgement please!!! Have fun!!! :)

[SIZE=14] #$%@!&*%$#!!!!!  #@$%&^!  *&^%$#@!! :grr:  

Title: Rules For Jokes...
Post by: leisenstein on March 13, 2003, 06:07:00 AM

Hey. I'm offended by Hammy's volleyball picture, because my wife has LARGE BREASTS'sssss and she does not use them like that.

Please remove it immediately!! :D  :D  :D  :jester:  :jester:  :jester:  

Title: Rules For Jokes...
Post by: Vader2008 on June 19, 2005, 08:10:00 AM

QUOTE(kard63 @ Jul 11 2003, 05:53 AM)

I miss December.

Title: Rules For Jokes...
Post by: KRAK_JOE on November 15, 2005, 08:08:00 AM

QUOTE

My wife takes offense to that

QUOTE

is it part of your wifes religion to be blonde?

that made me giggle

Title: Rules For Jokes...
Post by: brahm2 on April 22, 2003, 05:39:00 PM

QUOTE (leisenstein @ Mar 13 2003, 08:00 AM)

Hey. I'm offended by Hammy's volleyball picture, because my wife has LARGE BREASTS'sssss and she does not use them like that. Please remove it immediately!! :D  :D  :D  :jester:  :jester:  :jester:

 :jester: i just fell off my chair laughing

Title: Rules For Jokes...
Post by: Raging Walrus on December 12, 2006, 04:54:00 PM

Well I'm new and I'm just curious if there could be 'yo momma' battles, no offense to all the moms out there, because I feel like having a good laugh and sometimes normal jokes don't even make me laugh.

And yeah, seriously, you guys should really talk about things, because I hate seeing fights like this happen. I just wanna chill, not kill myself! And close this thread too. Rules are rules.

Title: Rules For Jokes...
Post by: kard63 on July 10, 2003, 09:49:00 PM

I miss December.

Title: Rules For Jokes...
Post by: JD22 on August 17, 2003, 07:20:00 PM

QUOTE (leisenstein @ Mar 13 2003, 04:00 PM)

Please remove it immediately!!

NO

Title: Rules For Jokes...
Post by: Guyver-X on September 20, 2003, 01:55:00 PM

lol after the first post this should have been closed due to people pissing about and not taking the Rules seriously like wasnt it a week ago there was a Ku Klux Klan thing in this or another Forum. Man WTF!!!!

Title: Rules For Jokes...
Post by: SKoT on September 26, 2003, 11:54:00 AM

Lol

Title: Rules For Jokes...
Post by: sk8ermike6789 on October 24, 2003, 06:14:00 PM

nvm

Title: Rules For Jokes...
Post by: N00bvin on December 03, 2002, 11:12:00 AM

There is to be NO racist jokes in this section...

There is to be NO pictures of naked men or women...

There is to be NO jokes that could be offensive to someone's religion...

Pretty much anything else goes...

However, if I get a single complaint about a joke, it's gone... deleted.  You have to remember that there are "kids" and parent's of kids (whose kids might be watching daddy type) on these forums.  Use good judgement please!!!

Have fun!!! :)
                                   

Title: Rules For Jokes...
Post by: kkattfish on December 03, 2002, 12:06:00 PM

yes, father.... lol  :lol:

just kidding,                                      

Title: Rules For Jokes...
Post by: KazuyaWaruasobi on December 03, 2002, 08:02:00 PM

Nice job N00bvin. ^_^ You're a wise primate. . .                                    

Title: Rules For Jokes...
Post by: survivorejam on December 04, 2002, 04:17:00 AM

thanks noobvin ..... it was getting out of hand a little (he he he)


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