Post by: Silentscream__ on October 30, 2005, 02:35:00 AM
Last night was mad - we dint have enough money for a taxi home, so we went to a friends house near the party (he is away in Portugal at the moment), 3 of us climbed over his fence and we slept in his shed. Luckily he has 2 sheds, 1 with all the garden stuff in it, then another one which has a carpet and 2 old sofas.
I woke up about 2 hours ago, drank lots of water from his garden hose, then had to climb a 7ft wall to get back out of his garden.
Anyway - where is the wierdest place you have ever woken up?
Post by: green_beetle on October 30, 2005, 04:26:00 AM
Post by: soupy_31 on October 30, 2005, 08:03:00 AM
Post by: mastersloth on October 30, 2005, 08:46:00 AM
Post by: Arjun on October 30, 2005, 09:10:00 AM
Post by: iwinulose on October 30, 2005, 09:14:00 AM
oh and ive neva had a problem with walkin in my sleep so idk, its kinda wierd
Post by: chilin_dude on October 30, 2005, 09:23:00 AM
Post by: thewickedjester on October 30, 2005, 09:39:00 AM
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Post by: irishdrunk on October 30, 2005, 10:03:00 AM
I woke up on the lawn of Jack in the Box, by the sprinklers. All I know (from what I heard) is I left the bar on foot at 1:45 and I woke up on that lawn at about 6am. Snuglled between two bushes....
Kinda like that
Post by: anon123 on October 30, 2005, 10:19:00 AM
Post by: mastersloth on October 30, 2005, 11:44:00 AM
QUOTE(anon123 @ Oct 30 2005, 06:30 PM)
The weirdest for me was just kind of weird like the first couple minutes I woke up because I had no clue where I was or anything. I woke up in another country on a bench at some local high school with a girl lying on top of me. At first I was like "Where am I??? What did I do last night???" Then I remembered
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Title: Wierdest Place Youv Ever Woken Up
Post by: Xombe on October 30, 2005, 12:03:00 PM
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Takadanobaba Station (west Tokyo).
In an elevator.
No biggie right?
Thing is, my legs were hanging out the door and triggering the anti-crush system, as were a good Aussie friend/co-worker of mine.
Kicker is, it seems we'd been that way from about 2:30 AM to the start of rush hour (6:30 the next morning). He'd been socked in the nose just after (or during) our exiting of the club, but we don't remember why exactly.
The janitor lady was too surprised/scared/whatever to try and wake us, so apparently the elevator doors were closing and opening on our shins for the better part of those four hours.
Now, I remember wavering and passing out in the elevator, but fuck knows why he did also. Granted, this was many years ago, before marriage and when we were both fresh off the boat and still at clubbing age (oh, and he'd come back from Cambodia with something like 500 ten-mili tabs of branded Roche V).
So, instead of sobering up normal or being woken/nudged by the janitor lady, I heard that the elevator was stopped and that we needed to leave. We were told that by three men in blue uniforms.
Now, if this had been any other station, we'd have have not just been hauled into the local police box, but worse. BUT, Takadanobaba is home of Waseda University, one of the top four institutions in the nation. Either we were taken for students out to celebrate the end of the heinous entrance exams (actually, we'd just begun our teaching year...) or something similar.
I don't care. I just remember slurring a rudimentary apology over and over (my skills were very basic then) and at some point we were shown the door after we had our passports photocopied (we didn't have our Alien Resident IDs yet).
I think they thought we'd had it out with each other, and that I had busted the Aussie's nose. Either way, I was glad to be out of there, even though sometime between entering Club Push early that evening and leaving the station the next morning all of the V that he'd brought was gone (like 50 tabs, which was no biggie at what might have been worth 80 USD in the clubs).
My shins sure hurt, but not as much as my head... on the 45 minute morning-rush train ride home.
Ah, memories.
Fuck I'm glad I got married.
This post has been edited by Xombe: Oct 30 2005, 08:07 PM
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Title: Wierdest Place Youv Ever Woken Up
Post by: Chance_P on October 30, 2005, 12:06:00 PM
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This morning I woke up under my X girlfriends fooseball (sp?) table. I walked into the living room and my friend was laying on the floor naked...I woke him up and we walked 40 minutes to his house and played xbox live. Now I am home.
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Title: Wierdest Place Youv Ever Woken Up
Post by: Spency234 on October 30, 2005, 12:26:00 PM
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Well I'm extremely picky about where I sleep, even when loaded, so these aren't my stories but one of my buddies.
His biggest fear is getting fucked with when he passes out, so the one time when coming home from a bar and couldn't make it home, he climbed a tree and found a comfy spot up in it to pass out.
The second time he walked into someones garage (NO idea whos it was) and slept in the back seat of their Caddilac.
The tree one is my favorite.
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Title: Wierdest Place Youv Ever Woken Up
Post by: Silentscream__ on October 30, 2005, 12:45:00 PM
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The tree thing is genius. England is too cold to sleep out - even in the shed we got stupidly cold.
Couple of my friends told me they have slept in churches after nights out at the
pub.
I slept in a train station once before during the summer, never a again though, I woke up shivering and completely dehydrated after missing every train till the next day.
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Title: Wierdest Place Youv Ever Woken Up
Post by: Dannyboy641 on October 30, 2005, 01:19:00 PM
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In a trashcan over the boarder.
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Title: Wierdest Place Youv Ever Woken Up
Post by: Perplexer on October 30, 2005, 03:32:00 PM
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Post by: Xombe on October 30, 2005, 12:03:00 PM
In an elevator.
No biggie right?
Thing is, my legs were hanging out the door and triggering the anti-crush system, as were a good Aussie friend/co-worker of mine.
Kicker is, it seems we'd been that way from about 2:30 AM to the start of rush hour (6:30 the next morning). He'd been socked in the nose just after (or during) our exiting of the club, but we don't remember why exactly.
The janitor lady was too surprised/scared/whatever to try and wake us, so apparently the elevator doors were closing and opening on our shins for the better part of those four hours.
Now, I remember wavering and passing out in the elevator, but fuck knows why he did also. Granted, this was many years ago, before marriage and when we were both fresh off the boat and still at clubbing age (oh, and he'd come back from Cambodia with something like 500 ten-mili tabs of branded Roche V).
So, instead of sobering up normal or being woken/nudged by the janitor lady, I heard that the elevator was stopped and that we needed to leave. We were told that by three men in blue uniforms.
Now, if this had been any other station, we'd have have not just been hauled into the local police box, but worse. BUT, Takadanobaba is home of Waseda University, one of the top four institutions in the nation. Either we were taken for students out to celebrate the end of the heinous entrance exams (actually, we'd just begun our teaching year...) or something similar.
I don't care. I just remember slurring a rudimentary apology over and over (my skills were very basic then) and at some point we were shown the door after we had our passports photocopied (we didn't have our Alien Resident IDs yet).
I think they thought we'd had it out with each other, and that I had busted the Aussie's nose. Either way, I was glad to be out of there, even though sometime between entering Club Push early that evening and leaving the station the next morning all of the V that he'd brought was gone (like 50 tabs, which was no biggie at what might have been worth 80 USD in the clubs).
My shins sure hurt, but not as much as my head... on the 45 minute morning-rush train ride home.
Ah, memories.
Fuck I'm glad I got married.
This post has been edited by Xombe: Oct 30 2005, 08:07 PM
Post by: Chance_P on October 30, 2005, 12:06:00 PM
Post by: Spency234 on October 30, 2005, 12:26:00 PM
His biggest fear is getting fucked with when he passes out, so the one time when coming home from a bar and couldn't make it home, he climbed a tree and found a comfy spot up in it to pass out.
The second time he walked into someones garage (NO idea whos it was) and slept in the back seat of their Caddilac.
The tree one is my favorite.
Post by: Silentscream__ on October 30, 2005, 12:45:00 PM
QUOTE(Spency234 @ Oct 30 2005, 08:30 PM)
Well I'm extremely picky about where I sleep, even when loaded, so these aren't my stories but one of my buddies.
His biggest fear is getting fucked with when he passes out, so the one time when coming home from a bar and couldn't make it home, he climbed a tree and found a comfy spot up in it to pass out.
The second time he walked into someones garage (NO idea whos it was) and slept in the back seat of their Caddilac.
The tree one is my favorite.
His biggest fear is getting fucked with when he passes out, so the one time when coming home from a bar and couldn't make it home, he climbed a tree and found a comfy spot up in it to pass out.
The second time he walked into someones garage (NO idea whos it was) and slept in the back seat of their Caddilac.
The tree one is my favorite.
The tree thing is genius. England is too cold to sleep out - even in the shed we got stupidly cold.
Couple of my friends told me they have slept in churches after nights out at the
pub.
I slept in a train station once before during the summer, never a again though, I woke up shivering and completely dehydrated after missing every train till the next day.
Post by: Dannyboy641 on October 30, 2005, 01:19:00 PM
Post by: Perplexer on October 30, 2005, 03:32:00 PM
QUOTE(Spency234 @ Oct 30 2005, 04:30 PM)
His biggest fear is getting fucked with when he passes out, so the one time when coming home from a bar and couldn't make it home, he climbed a tree and found a comfy spot up in it to pass out.
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Title: Wierdest Place Youv Ever Woken Up
Post by: lordvader129 on October 30, 2005, 05:36:00 PM
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i guess the back seat of my car seems kinda lame after som eof the replies here, lol
my whole family was staying at my house over th eholidays, we ran out of beds, so i had to share the living room floor with my uncle, well he works nights so he wasnt the least bit tired, he watched tv til about 3am then went to sleep and started to snore, loudly, i mean i could the china rattling in the cupboards (seriously, no joke) so i went out to my car and slept there
my gf wants to sleep in my trunk sometime, but she hasnt yet
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Title: Wierdest Place Youv Ever Woken Up
Post by: xboxhackern00b on October 30, 2005, 05:53:00 PM
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i once went to sleep on the very top level of my house and woke up in my bed
another time i went to sleep in my bed with 2 blankets i woke up and the one that was on the bottom was on the top and vice versa it was weird
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Title: Wierdest Place Youv Ever Woken Up
Post by: lordvader129 on October 30, 2005, 06:07:00 PM
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Post by: lordvader129 on October 30, 2005, 05:36:00 PM
my whole family was staying at my house over th eholidays, we ran out of beds, so i had to share the living room floor with my uncle, well he works nights so he wasnt the least bit tired, he watched tv til about 3am then went to sleep and started to snore, loudly, i mean i could the china rattling in the cupboards (seriously, no joke) so i went out to my car and slept there
my gf wants to sleep in my trunk sometime, but she hasnt yet
Post by: xboxhackern00b on October 30, 2005, 05:53:00 PM
another time i went to sleep in my bed with 2 blankets i woke up and the one that was on the bottom was on the top and vice versa it was weird
Post by: lordvader129 on October 30, 2005, 06:07:00 PM
QUOTE(sketch_uk2000 @ Oct 30 2005, 07:03 PM)
LOL whats all that about?
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Title: Wierdest Place Youv Ever Woken Up
Post by: lordvader129 on October 30, 2005, 06:14:00 PM
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Post by: lordvader129 on October 30, 2005, 06:14:00 PM
QUOTE(sketch_uk2000 @ Oct 30 2005, 07:22 PM)
Seems like a very strange request lol
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Title: Wierdest Place Youv Ever Woken Up
Post by: Modderxtrordanare on October 30, 2005, 07:20:00 PM
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I woke up leaned back in a rolly chair and had three or so aim conversations going on the computer infront of me (I wasnt talking to them) yet I hadnt been on it all day, I went to bed in my bedroom an woke up across the house leaned back in a roly chair.
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Title: Wierdest Place Youv Ever Woken Up
Post by: ILLusions0fGrander on October 30, 2005, 07:26:00 PM
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Post by: Modderxtrordanare on October 30, 2005, 07:20:00 PM
Post by: ILLusions0fGrander on October 30, 2005, 07:26:00 PM
QUOTE(lordvader129 @ Oct 30 2005, 09:25 PM)
she says "whats so strange about it?"
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Title: Wierdest Place Youv Ever Woken Up
Post by: lordvader129 on October 30, 2005, 08:02:00 PM
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hehe, she doesnt fit in her backpack
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Title: Wierdest Place Youv Ever Woken Up
Post by: xboxmodder4life on October 30, 2005, 08:11:00 PM
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after partying one night..i had a class at 8am the next morning so i left a party like 150ft from my dorm and made my way back to my dorm. Last thing i remember was falling. I woke up on a stone wall covered in blood with no glasses wondering where the fuck i was. I got up off the wall fell back off it and stumbled around. After that i had no clue where i was so i walked straight and some how ended up back infront of my dorm. I couldn't even unlock the door so one of the RA's let me in i stumbled up the stairs and passed out in my room. The next morning when i woke up at like 12pm missing my class of course. I just sat up and said "What the fuck did i do last night" I was still covered in blood and still havent found my glasses.
Good Times..
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Title: Wierdest Place Youv Ever Woken Up
Post by: thewickedjester on October 30, 2005, 08:12:00 PM
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Post by: lordvader129 on October 30, 2005, 08:02:00 PM
Post by: xboxmodder4life on October 30, 2005, 08:11:00 PM
Good Times..
Post by: thewickedjester on October 30, 2005, 08:12:00 PM
QUOTE(sketch_uk2000 @ Oct 30 2005, 11:21 PM)
Yeah what he said lol
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Title: Wierdest Place Youv Ever Woken Up
Post by: lordvader129 on October 30, 2005, 08:16:00 PM
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Post by: lordvader129 on October 30, 2005, 08:16:00 PM
QUOTE(thewickedjester @ Oct 30 2005, 09:23 PM)
My trunks huge, I've had 2 people in there with room to spare (had to sneak some freinds out of school, long story). I love it, I truly use the 'I could fit X number of bodies in here' standard of measurment
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Title: Wierdest Place Youv Ever Woken Up
Post by: Modderxtrordanare on October 30, 2005, 08:17:00 PM
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Blenders make it a whole lot easier.
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Title: Wierdest Place Youv Ever Woken Up
Post by: DARKSHADOW666 on October 31, 2005, 12:54:00 PM
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In a abandoned school yard on a hill my hand were bloody and I had a broken nuckel my friends said i was really drunk and they said that I had enough and so i climbed a barb wire fence and fought a dog for the other boddle of vodka my hand got bloody from the barb wire and my nuckel was broken from puncking a tree have know idea why i would have done that but they said i kicked the dog and punched it when it bit me and it ran away i must have been realy drunk not to remeber this and to be able to take the pain then alot of them left until it was just me and 1 of my friends but my friend said i was starting to sober up with him but then I remeber my 2 friends came by i left my other friend inside because he had enough and he did not get along with my other 2 friends so then i brought out the bottle of vodka i got from fighting the dog and a fat 50 doller poke I smoked that and drunk half the bottle and gave some to my friends and after a couple sips they said fuck that that shit is too strong so they only smoked up with me and i chugged the rest of the bottle they said i cugged it like it was koolaid then I can't remeber anymore but my friend that was inside came out side after hearing some shit break said that you guys were acting stupid like breaking window of the school and shit but then they left then I woke up on the hill infront of the school all bloody,with a broken nuckel and glass was every where my friend inside said he had to call my mom or dad to help me inside in the morning wow worst hang over ever did not eat the rest of the day and had a head ake the hole time.
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Title: Wierdest Place Youv Ever Woken Up
Post by: green_beetle on October 31, 2005, 10:39:00 PM
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Post by: Modderxtrordanare on October 30, 2005, 08:17:00 PM
Post by: DARKSHADOW666 on October 31, 2005, 12:54:00 PM
Post by: green_beetle on October 31, 2005, 10:39:00 PM
QUOTE(DARKSHADOW666 @ Nov 1 2005, 07:05 AM)
In a abandoned school yard on a hill my hand were bloody and I had a broken nuckel my friends said i was really drunk and they said that I had enough and so i climbed a barb wire fence and fought a dog for the other boddle of vodka my hand got bloody from the barb wire and my nuckel was broken from puncking a tree have know idea why i would have done that but they said i kicked the dog and punched it when it bit me and it ran away i must have been realy drunk not to remeber this and to be able to take the pain then alot of them left until it was just me and 1 of my friends but my friend said i was starting to sober up with him but then I remeber my 2 friends came by i left my other friend inside because he had enough and he did not get along with my other 2 friends so then i brought out the bottle of vodka i got from fighting the dog and a fat 50 doller poke I smoked that and drunk half the bottle and gave some to my friends and after a couple sips they said fuck that that shit is too strong so they only smoked up with me and i chugged the rest of the bottle they said i cugged it like it was koolaid then I can't remeber anymore but my friend that was inside came out side after hearing some shit break said that you guys were acting stupid like breaking window of the school and shit but then they left then I woke up on the hill infront of the school all bloody,with a broken nuckel and glass was every where my friend inside said he had to call my mom or dad to help me inside in the morning wow worst hang over ever did not eat the rest of the day and had a head ake the hole time.
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Title: Wierdest Place Youv Ever Woken Up
Post by: irishdrunk on November 01, 2005, 12:40:00 AM
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Post by: irishdrunk on November 01, 2005, 12:40:00 AM
QUOTE(green_beetle @ Oct 31 2005, 10:50 PM)
Oh man, ever heard of punctuation?
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Title: Wierdest Place Youv Ever Woken Up
Post by: xboxhackern00b on November 01, 2005, 09:58:00 AM
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Post by: xboxhackern00b on November 01, 2005, 09:58:00 AM
QUOTE(adfinder23 @ Nov 1 2005, 04:06 AM)
3. Don't ask me how, but I woke up on a UFO. Apparently, I had taken some alien utensil and stuck it in my anus as well. Man was I embarassed. They looked pretty mad that I had soiled their spoon, and on top of that I had to ask for a ride home. The next morning I awoke in my bed 47 minutes younger then when I had gone to bed, with farts that sounded like blowing out of a garden hose.
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Title: Wierdest Place Youv Ever Woken Up
Post by: DARKSHADOW666 on November 01, 2005, 03:31:00 PM
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I have very good putuation thank you.
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Title: Wierdest Place Youv Ever Woken Up
Post by: bucko on November 01, 2005, 03:59:00 PM
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Other side of my bed, like full half turn, as if I went into bed that way. So I woke up and hit my head on the wall thinking WTF.
Post by: DARKSHADOW666 on November 01, 2005, 03:31:00 PM
Post by: bucko on November 01, 2005, 03:59:00 PM