Post by: bombzhome on April 22, 2003, 05:52:00 PM
Jared (Asian Kid): Richard, you not from MD, you from North Carolina, you know why, cuz Doc. said u aint come out ur mom's vagina... she was in the C-Section...ur forehead is SO SHINY i can see my OWN REFLECTION!
Richard (Black Kid): Aww....how u gonna do that? (he was pissed off cuz he got FRIED!
Post by: freakycody on April 22, 2003, 06:04:00 PM
What you smoken? Not making much sense. 
Post by: capninsano on April 22, 2003, 06:06:00 PM
cuz if you stick around here your gonna get your ass owned
....
uhm...that's all I can think of lol....free styling is not my thing hah
Post by: ocojaa on April 22, 2003, 06:11:00 PM
Post by: brahm2 on April 22, 2003, 06:23:00 PM
while thats wrong
i can rap better than you
or anyone
im - much better at rapping than you
im better than you - or your whole crew
youre such a dummy - can't even try to rap
youre just full of crap
an im so much better
you wanna dis me?
go knit a sweater
i stole this from somewhere - anybody know where?
Post by: brahm2 on April 22, 2003, 06:43:00 PM
| QUOTE (GaLLant @ Apr 22 2003, 07:37 PM) |
| It probably wasn't as stupid as this topic. |
cheer up sleepy
Post by: Rex on April 22, 2003, 06:52:00 PM
Post by: capninsano on April 22, 2003, 07:12:00 PM
Post by: brahm2 on April 22, 2003, 07:14:00 PM
Post by: bombzhome on April 23, 2003, 05:23:00 PM
I flow like a butterfly,
STING LIKE A BEE,
ILL KNOCK U THE FUC|< OUT LIKE MUHAMMAD ALI!
Post by: brahm2 on April 23, 2003, 05:48:00 PM
Post by: GaLLant on April 23, 2003, 05:52:00 PM
And it's not clip art damnit. It's the character 'Rat' from the comic strip Pearls Before Swine.
I highly recommend it.
Post by: brahm2 on April 23, 2003, 06:03:00 PM
Post by: Dojo2000 on April 23, 2003, 06:09:00 PM
| QUOTE |
| Temesentruries is packed with promise makers Never realized the precious time them bitch niggas is wastin Insitutionalize, my bitches bring me product by the bundles Hustle hard from the cell, G-Unit mothafucka, WE BALLIN Catch me countin trees when I'm callin Can you set my car, Ceo let me sip on Henessy, "Can I sips some more?" Hell, I done been in jail, I ain't scared Momma checkin in my bedroom, I ain't there I got a head with no screws in it Mothafuckas think they can stop 50... they losin it Lil' nigga named Ja, thinks he live like me Talkin about he left the hospital, took 9 like me |
Post by: MeNaCe911 on April 23, 2003, 06:24:00 PM
ur rhymes genaric/ mines are obsolete
i put this finger in your face /to show that your are weak
you think you a hacker/ you just a wanna-be
so grab my dick/ and beat that meat
yo momz said your ugly/ yo popz thinks your gay
so hit that bed/ and start to pray
because son wit this mic in my hand/ and this finger in your face
just right now/ put ur ass into place
lol 15 secound shyt i got bored
Post by: ideasarebulletproof on April 23, 2003, 06:51:00 PM
you know I got you beat- so don't even try it
you know that you can't rhyme- so why don't yall just be quiet
you my shit is tight- and you all can't deny it
and you know I got your bitch sucking on a protein diet
with some lyrical flows
like coked-up blood from my nose
I'm a kill all those
who oppose the path I chose
as my bank account grows so does my list of ho's
and every time I come through bitches like "there He goes"
I got these crabs- right
I got these scabs- right
I got different types of sores
from different types of whores
so what's the muther-fucking hold up
like convenience stores
I'll get your bitch on all fours
while I'm reading the "Source"
and I'm sick of MTV leading Hip-Hop off course
of course I come across like the man on the cross
I'm leading yall to higher ground from the land of the lost
see I don't carry no Tec
but I'll still break your neck
wreck your crew with my set and yall can bet you won't forget
as you feel the effects from my Salvia 10x
I cash your ass like forged checks
because - I - Got - Next.
Post by: MeNaCe911 on April 23, 2003, 07:00:00 PM
yo call yourself bulletproof/ what you think u fifty?
yo those rhymes you be dropping/ they be squeakin
you repeat yourself/ like you got a studder
well heres one for you/ fuck-a fuck-a fucker
and what you think you hot/ youll what? break my neck
ima a boy from tha south/ and ill tear you apart
ima drop this diss hear/ before i leave you in tears
im sooo rusty
Post by: brahm2 on April 23, 2003, 07:07:00 PM
Post by: ideasarebulletproof on April 23, 2003, 07:13:00 PM
as for brahm....."everyone thinks they're super mean"? super mean? omg, lamest line ever. guess you really don't like this freestyle buisness. ahh, well, you don't have to come in this thread.
edit-did make me chuckle though. keep em coming brahm
Post by: brahm2 on April 23, 2003, 07:15:00 PM
Post by: ideasarebulletproof on April 23, 2003, 07:17:00 PM
again, I'm laughing. kick ass sig, too.
Post by: MeNaCe911 on April 23, 2003, 07:19:00 PM
you see ima a renegade/ gotta quote jay and em
you call me white/ i call you twite
you like it up the ass son/ dont deny it
you sit on your pc/ 2hours or more...
thinkin of these rhymes/ that are sucha bored
well you see son/ ima cum...
all over your face/ wit these wicked ass rhymes
you type your keys/ ill drop my beats
throwin this finger around/ point like i got a crown
well ride out/ cuz u askin for a war
what you really dont know/ what you askin for!
Post by: brahm2 on April 23, 2003, 07:20:00 PM
Post by: MeNaCe911 on April 23, 2003, 07:22:00 PM
Post by: brahm2 on April 23, 2003, 07:24:00 PM
bad guys there so i brought my knife
some of those guys they had no life
bad ass farm dudes attacked with a sythe
Post by: MeNaCe911 on April 23, 2003, 07:27:00 PM
reminds me of a bad bubba sparxxx/ yo rhymes is ugly yo
what you got in yo garage/ a tracker on 20s?
....AHHH I BLANKED OUT...you are free to add
Post by: socrates on April 23, 2003, 07:29:00 PM
Post by: ideasarebulletproof on April 23, 2003, 07:29:00 PM
you fuckin with the king you must be fuckin insane
my rhymes are changing people - no one's acting the same
you running your mouth talking while I'll be running the game
That's right- I'm white - the crazy Irish
lyrically stylish
as I spread my rhyme - infect your mind like the SARS virous
see I drink miller high life- I puff wu-blunts all night
you fuck with me -we're gonna fight
and every thing ....ain't gonna be alright
Post by: brahm2 on April 23, 2003, 07:30:00 PM
you're so damn poor / got no money
you ho sister/ she is FLIRTY
just for your info / tractors on thirty's!
Post by: ideasarebulletproof on April 23, 2003, 07:31:00 PM
| QUOTE (socrates @ Apr 24 2003, 03:29 AM) |
| Rappin on an internet forum?.....hmmm.....i thought i saw everything when those dogs were baking bread with a hamsters ass for a bowl but this just takes the......cake? |
mmmmmmm.....cake
Post by: brahm2 on April 23, 2003, 07:35:00 PM
rebel to authority and dont say PLEASE
dissed the freestyles he hath DOTH
use a sock when whacking OFF
Post by: ideasarebulletproof on April 23, 2003, 07:37:00 PM
I'm really just honky/ but I never been to the south
so you better get that yayo cooking/and it better be fast
and when your sister isn't looking/I'm a get in that ass
but I'm not one to hesitate/so if her period's getting late
ain't gonna stand around and wait/I'm moving to a different state
your damn straight
Post by: MeNaCe911 on April 23, 2003, 07:40:00 PM
u smoke your crack/ you sniff your coke
but nothings gonna touch/ this you fuckin joke
you think you run game/ well turn off that 64
shut that whole/ before i put thirty-fo in that hole
thats right nigga/ you heard right
i told yo ass/ you gonna fry
under the mic/ you gonna die
i wanna fight nigga/ you gonna cry nigga
you white bitch/ you just another flip on this switch
Post by: ideasarebulletproof on April 23, 2003, 07:40:00 PM
Post by: brahm2 on April 23, 2003, 07:43:00 PM
shut yo mouth or some ideas i'll hatch
bust my rhymes all over your forehead
got a pistol palmed cocked so you'll be DEAD
when - you go to make that move -
the move to your sisters house to wear her dress and shoes
hey, man thats cool with me
bring your purse to the bathroom when ya gotta pee
Post by: brahm2 on April 23, 2003, 07:47:00 PM
menace thinks he's black and he's not the only one!
serious as hell / with the backslash format
got the b.b.gun/gonna point it at
YOU - when ya lay the duece
well i've laid more chicks than mother goose
nursury ryhmes running through your head
knock knock ginger you soon b dead
Post by: ideasarebulletproof on April 23, 2003, 07:52:00 PM
so what I sold a little coke-I got through college that way
calling me a joke -please- son your making laugh
you question my skill- that's something you'll never have
I'll beat you like your momma
I'm crazier than Osama
calling me what you fucking want
what yoyu talking bout a thirty fo- I'll crush you causing blunt force trauma
I'll roll a fatty blunt
dip it in your mom's cunt
then I'l smoke it to my head
while I fuck her in your bed
you want to start a war -you can't even compete
before it's it's even begun-you already been beat
Post by: brahm2 on April 23, 2003, 07:54:00 PM
im going to bed
Post by: MeNaCe911 on April 23, 2003, 07:56:00 PM
Post by: ideasarebulletproof on April 23, 2003, 07:57:00 PM
Post by: bombzhome on April 24, 2003, 04:46:00 AM
When it comes to freestylin' yall really suck,
when i hear that sh*T im like "what the fuc|<"
Yall are trash compared to me,
So if u think ya good then at least listen to fifty,
Here, ill tell u how it goes,
and how ur mother always has things leakin from her NOSE,
but no1 knows except for ME,
if u see me in the alley ull happen to flee,
and ill follow u all the way home,
B|TCH the other day ur gurl was givin me dome,
now who wants some?,
i have a feeling that u all are done!
FINISHED, AT LEAST FOR NOW,
tell me why yall are like how?