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ASTROBLAST: You start with 10 laser defense bases. Several things fall from the sky: rocks, spinning white bombs, "smart" guided missiles and - when your score goes over 20,000 - UFO bombs. If your active laser is hit OR a spinner lands, you lose that base. You get another base whenever your peak score goes up 1,000 points. As the score goes higher more targets appear - falling faster.
ATLANTIS: Atlantis and the Gorgon Fleet.
Atlantis, the fabled city of antiquity, lies in peaceful waters. The major districts of the city - the Aqua Plain, the Domed Palace and the Bridged Bazaar - murmur with activity while vital generators whirl. Three defense posts guard the skies over the metropolis.
An ominous sound penetrates the sea surrounding the city. The Gorgon Fleet, fierce warriors intent on demolishing Atlantis, attack in force. How long can the city withstand the assault?*
DONKEY KONG: Donkey Kong the ape has kidnapped Mario's girlfriend! In this action-packed rescue adventure, you move Mario through incredible dangers to save her. Your skill and speed determine your score.
* Actually, come to think of it, the person who wrote that story for Atlantis should win an award for turning a few blips on a screen into a fantastic story like that. I think it was J.K. Rowling, actually.All of them MAJOR plotlines there, wouldn't you agree?
If anything, I would say that E.T. The Extra Terrestrial had more plot than almost any Atari 2600 game ever made.
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1. HELP E.T. GET HOME!
What kind of crazy planet is this, anyway? We came here to conduct a simple
study of primitive planets, and look what happened! These...things...came and
scared away my friends. Before I knew it, all my friends boarded our lightship
and flew home.
What do I do now? The only one I can trust is that nice little alien--
Ellleeott. He gives me those tasty energy pills (What did he call them?
Reeessseess Peeesssesss?) But these other aliens! Every time I get ready to
assemble my transgalactic communicatior, they come and take me away. The one
with the white coat sticks that temperature measuring device in my mouth (I
wonder why he was so upset when it melted?), and the other one in the trench
coat keeps muttering those strange sounds (Naaashaaannaall Seeeccuuuureeetteee?)
I just want to go home! I hope Elllleeott and I can assemble all the pieces
of my communicator before my energy runs out.
Oh, oh. Here come those crazy aliens again. Help me, Elllleeott! Help me get
home!
Okay.... so ET didn't actually say more than two words in the movie, but whoever typed that up at least saw the movie beforehand and was paid 3 or 4 times as much as the author of the other "plots" if pay was based on words printed.
So... I think those guys are funny, but I don't believe they ever played the game when they were kids. It's easy to look at any game like that today and say it sucks if you didn't play it when it was new. Either that, or they were too dumb to read because after I gave up trying to guess what the hell I was supposed to do I read the manual and it was pretty exciting
Those guys are bastards, riding the tide of America's hatered for what it didn't and still does not understand. Stop the hate.... Please?
Your unfounded hatered for and xenophobia towards E.T. makes baby Jesus cry.
