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ofbz

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« Reply #60 on: August 24, 2004, 01:58:00 AM »
spam... spam.... spam....

HALT - MODULE CORE HEMORRHAGE

Control has been yielded to the
SYSTEM PERIL DISTRIBUTED REFLEX.

This medium is classified, and has a
STRONG INTRUSIVE INCLINATION.

PHASE 1 COMPLETE: Network throttling has eroded.

PHASE 2 COMPLETE: This medium has metastasized.

COUNTDOWN TO WIDE AWAKE AND PHYSICAL:
00:01:59:56:625

Make your decisions accordingly.
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« Reply #61 on: August 24, 2004, 02:48:00 AM »
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« Reply #62 on: August 24, 2004, 03:00:00 AM »
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You want to know why likklebear is a lesbian, because she couldn't get any dick, she's the fugliest bitch in the uk, when she goes to the park, dogs sniff her fucking face.


I wouldn't say that (for one because I'm not a fan of personal insults), after all, if that was a common stand I wouldn't have been prompted to write this post in the previous spam thread:

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rack (r a k)
n.
A word used to reference a woman (or man's) chest. More specifically, breasts: What a huge rack! or Damn, that's one fine rack!

Synonyms:
A Reason to Live, Air Bags, Arm Rests, Ballermen, Balloons, Balongas, Barackas, Bass Drums, Bazongas, Bazookas, Bazooms, Big-ones, Big 'Uns, Binoculars, Bodacious Ta-Ta's, Bongos, Boobies, Booblets (for small ones), Boobs, Boulders, Bouncers, Bouncing Betties, 'Breakfast dinner and everything in between', Breakfast of Champions, Burgeoning Aspices, Breasts, Breastisists, Cabbobbas, Cajungas, Cantelopes, Chest, Chestnuts, Chi Chi's, Chickies, Coconuts, Conversation Pieces, Crowd Pleasers, Cupcakes, Deals, Dingers, Dual Air Bags, Dueling Banjos, Ear Warmers, Entertainment, Erotic Volcanos, Flesh Pillows, Flippers, Floaters, Flotation Devices, Fog Lights, French Horns, Fried Eggs, Fun Bags, Gifts, God's gift to men, Golden Bozos, Guns, Guzzongas, Hand Warmers, Headlights, Heavens in your hands, Heaves o' Heavan, Hills, Hogans, Honkers, Hooters, Incentives, Jigglers, Jingle Bells (During Christmas Time), Jobblies, Joy Buzzers, Jugoombies, Jugs, Jumblies, Knockers, Lactation Stations, Lefty & Righty, Lil 'Uns, Lolas, Lollipops, Love Humps, Love Muffins, Lunch Trays, Kittens, Magic Mountains, Mammaries, Mammery Cannons, Massive Melons, Melons, Milk Jugs, Milk Wagons, Missles, Mosquito Bites, Mounds, Mountains, Mountains of Love, Mountains of Perfection, Muffins, Nay-Nays, Nipple Cushions, Non-Dairy Creamers, Nugens, Pacifiers, Pair, Party Favors, Party Hats, Peaks, Pillows, Pints, Play Toys, Proffered Fruit, Puppies, Purple People Eaters, Radio Dials, Recliners, Riding Handles, Ripe Flesh, Rocky Mountains, Set, Silken Swells, Smarties, Snack Trays, Stacks, Squeezables, Sweater Kittens, Swelling Flesh, Swollen Bounties, Ta-Ta's, Taters, Thingys, Tits, Titymackers, Tomatoes, Tonkers, Torpedoes, Tracks o' land, Twangers, Twin Peaks, Twins, Warheads, Wazoos, Weapons, Whammies, Whoahs, Whoppers, Window Displays, Winnebago's, Wobblers, Woffers, Yaboos, Yazoos, Yummys, Zambonies, Zepplin



(Sorry, just thought some of the names in there are funny)
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ofbz

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« Reply #63 on: August 24, 2004, 03:05:00 AM »
mhmmm... what was i gonna do???

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ohh yeah...
*****************************************
HALT - MODULE CORE HEMORRHAGE

Control has been yielded to the
SYSTEM PERIL DISTRIBUTED REFLEX.

This medium is classified, and has a
STRONG INTRUSIVE INCLINATION.

PHASE 1 COMPLETE: Network throttling has eroded.

PHASE 2 COMPLETE: This medium has metastasized.

COUNTDOWN TO WIDE AWAKE AND PHYSICAL:
00:01:00:00:688

Make your decisions accordingly.

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one more hour... here we go!!!
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« Reply #64 on: August 24, 2004, 04:00:00 AM »
COUNTDOWN TO WIDE AWAKE AND PHYSICAL:
00:00:00:00:000



crap!!! nothing happened!!!
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« Reply #65 on: August 24, 2004, 04:05:00 AM »
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winks to the ladys and shows a malicious smirk

did you come to xbox-scene to get some play from women? all there are here is dudes and dudes that dont want to see you try and score with likkl. who is ...the only girl on here.

@104224 i allready made fun of you in my post but i will do it again
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where the fuq are asher and master 3

why didnt you say FUCK .. you dumb fuck.

@Dolfhin you shoudl use preview before you post code so you dont look like you fucked up.

@ofbz we woudl need to retitle it from spam to "Surreal 2 this week final!"
i suggest master_3 be incharge of spam fourm title.

@artynerd4eva yea you were dumb then and your dumb now. go play with you little penis and pretend to know what your talking about.

@Mr. Chips where did your weather icon go?

@104224 i see later on in the post you learned to swear. nice job

@artynerd five haha you got a whole can of funny jokes how about you shove one in your ass

@artynerd1 look another fucktard. how many times can he be baned ... i bet we can go for 5 more.


@ScootScat dont make conversation in here this is a flame post.

@devlkore i think i will flame a few including you, that flame was gay and dont post again unless you can do any better.


as for the rest of you who read irez inital post then think its funny to post somethign like "i need a rom link" or "i have a ftp to surrealv3" or "i'm a retard let me post something about the fat chick in a picture" your all gay and the joke was over a page ago stop posting stupid shit and get to some good old flaming or ripping on people. and if you were at least a little creative you woudl post shit other then what irez said you coudl post about and get out of your system like "HERE IS A LINK TO A FREE IPOD" or insult me for bad spelling that one is always good. or lets talk about better grammer.

have a nice day.
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« Reply #66 on: August 24, 2004, 05:42:00 AM »
Eh?
Lantus?
It was Iriez wasn't it?
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« Reply #67 on: August 24, 2004, 06:12:00 AM »
good point... edit edit.
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« Reply #68 on: August 24, 2004, 06:50:00 AM »
QUOTE (SpudGunMan @ Aug 24 2004, 11:08 AM)
there is to much talk about what Iriez did in the forest in this board we need to get back to flaming and listening to fools with 14 posts say "you were a nube once" and dumb comments from master3

ie ... http://forums.xbox-s...dpost&p=1731750


as for you Iriez did you catch a delicious bass?


WTF is up with the dick long post you know noones going to read that pointless twaddle.

@Grudge WTF

did you come to xbox-scene to get some play from women? all there are here is dudes and dudes that dont want to see you try and score with likkl. who is ...the only girl on here.

@104224 i allready made fun of you in my post but i will do it again

why didnt you say FUCK .. you dumb fuck.

@Dolfhin you shoudl use preview before you post code so you dont look like you fucked up.

@ofbz we woudl need to retitle it from spam to "Surreal 2 this week final!"
i suggest master_3 be incharge of spam fourm title.

@artynerd4eva yea you were dumb then and your dumb now. go play with you little penis and pretend to know what your talking about.

@Mr. Chips where did your weather icon go?

@104224 i see later on in the post you learned to swear. nice job

@artynerd five haha you got a whole can of funny jokes how about you shove one in your ass

@artynerd1 look another fucktard. how many times can he be baned ... i bet we can go for 5 more.


@ScootScat dont make conversation in here this is a flame post.

@devlkore i think i will flame a few including you, that flame was gay and dont post again unless you can do any better.


as for the rest of you who read irez inital post then think its funny to post somethign like "i need a rom link" or "i have a ftp to surrealv3" or "i'm a retard let me post something about the fat chick in a picture" your all gay and the joke was over a page ago stop posting stupid shit and get to some good old flaming or ripping on people. and if you were at least a little creative you woudl post shit other then what irez said you coudl post about and get out of your system like "HERE IS A LINK TO A FREE IPOD" or insult me for bad spelling that one is always good. or lets talk about better grammer.

have a nice day.

Yeah, well, your Mum!

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Can't beat the intellectual cusses from primary school.
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« Reply #69 on: August 24, 2004, 08:12:00 AM »
so far none of these posts make much sense - but i will just say BLAH - to add another shameless # to my post count
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« Reply #70 on: August 24, 2004, 08:36:00 AM »
I prefered the Surreal offtopic posts, there was less anger in those.
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« Reply #71 on: August 24, 2004, 08:55:00 AM »
me too
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« Reply #72 on: August 24, 2004, 01:23:00 PM »
IMHO Dudes who look for girls on the internet should get themself a live... but then again that's just me i don't have to pay for sex.
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« Reply #73 on: August 24, 2004, 01:36:00 PM »
QUOTE (Dolfhin @ Aug 24 2004, 08:26 PM)
IMHO Dudes who look for girls on the internet should get themself a live... but then again that's just me i don't have to pay for sex.

Keep telling yourself that biggrin.gif.





Sorry for the flames everyone, they're in jest, I really don't mean them, I have nothing to flame anyone over.
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« Reply #74 on: August 24, 2004, 03:41:00 PM »
Lets play a game called "Did you know"
Lets try to find interesting information about games and share it here..

Did You Know..

That Carlos and Daniel Pesina from Midway's Mortal Kombat series worked in Tattoo Assassins.
After that, Midway didn't want them to work with them in "Mortal Kombat 3",
so they killed Johnny Cage (the only Daniel Pesina character that didn't wear a mask)
and excluded Raiden (Carlos Pesina).

Source : Tattoo Assassins
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