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VampX

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« Reply #120 on: August 13, 2004, 06:53:00 AM »

QUOTE (devlkore @ Aug 13 2004, 04:39 PM)
Come on, if Xbox-Scene was a soap, we'd need Likklebaer, otherwise it'd be boring.


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XboxScene Soap - Episode 443

In this episode Asher discovers that his best buddy Vamp is having
an afair with Licklebaer, however unaware to Vamp, Licklebaer is very
much into boy-boy porn, while trying to save Vamp from certain doom
Asher is hit by a flying piano that was carried to him by the tornado that
plagues the hometown of DeathX, meanwhile Lantus & oDD are trying a
hostile takeover of the Xbox-Scene empirium whilst Asher is in a coma,

Trying to forget it all ever happened Vamp moves to El Salvador where
he decides to pick up the fine art of painting pictures of sad girls in snow,

meanwhile back in Xbox-Scene land we see Asher's hand slowly starting to move..
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Morien

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« Reply #121 on: August 13, 2004, 07:46:00 AM »

QUOTE (Likklebaer @ Aug 13 2004, 09:35 AM)
life outside of your Xbox.

Now be carefull. That's dangerous thinking.
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« Reply #122 on: August 13, 2004, 07:54:00 AM »

QUOTE (lantus @ Aug 13 2004, 03:53 AM)
august 2011

Why do you hurt us so?

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want to learn how to do that. I wonder how hard it is? If I could ever be able to do stuff like that? Lantus, how do you know all your stuff? How would you recommend somebody get started on the road to Xbox coding? I'm sure it's much harder than it looks, but if I learned a little it would help in the next generation of Xbox as well.What language to learn? What programs to learn? I'm serious. I would really like to know.




if you would really like to port
http://gametutorials...s/tutorials.htm
start by learning the first three pages of c and c++, this is whats needed to port basically some SDL games
this is a site that freakdave slipped to me, didn't get a chance to learn anything yet, but i'll be there  


Also, you might want to check this thread on the XBMC forums.

Morien
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« Reply #123 on: August 13, 2004, 08:40:00 AM »

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If I were as desperate as some of you seem to be to play all these N64 games I'd just go out and get myself an N64. You can get one for less than the cost of a packet of crisps these days and it would save you the trouble of having to check the forums "every day" "just for any news of V2", and then you wouldn't seem so pathetic p*ssing yourselves in anticipation at what, at the end of the day, is just a damned emulator (and not the best one on the Xbox at that).


While I agree that some of the people here are a little too desperate for Surreal64 v2, I can't help but sit and let my N64 collect dust while I wait for v2.

Why?  Surreal64 is actually better than an N64 for the following reasons:

1) Double the resolution.  Any 3D game will run at double what it does on a real N64.  Compare them side-by-side and you'll see what I mean.

2) Progressive Scan.  A real N64 can't even touch the quality that a progressive scan video signal gives HDTV and PC monitor users.  Combined with #1, this kicks the N64 to curb in the graphics dept.   Trust me, I own a real N64 and I don't even want to turn it on anymore.

3) Optical sound.  Surreal 64 supports Dolby digital sound,which means you get loss-less perfect sound coming straight out of the ROM itself.

4) Unlimited memory card space/Free RAM upgrade/Save anywhere.  I'm more of a purist when it comes to saving my games, so I'll only use the memory pack instead of the save state, but I can definitely see the appeal of it.  Plus I don't own any mem cards, or the RAM upgrade.  I'll gladly take those for free, thanks.

5) Xbox controller support/Button config.  N64's controller, to me, is just uncomfortable and weird.  I'd much rather play on an S-Controller with which I can completely remap all the buttons to my liking, since a lot of N64 games did not allow that option.  Plus I only have 1 N64 controller.  I have 4 S-Controllers, so if I want to play 4 player No Mercy/Mario Kart/Golden Eye/etc., I'm ready to go.

6) Portability.  I'd rather pack just an Xbox and bring it a friend's house rather than lugging my N64 and 100 carts, which unlike CDs/DVDs can't be stored in a relatively small CD binder.   Plus I'd rather not put the wear and tear on the N64, which rings true for all of my older consoles.  Thankfully, they are all emulated on the Xbox (besides the Saturn).

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just a damned emulator (and not the best one on the Xbox at that).


This is, of course, you're uneducated opinion, and now that you've been educated I suggest you rethink which is the best emulator on the Xbox.   Is the best emulator one that is most accurate?  Seems like the obvious choice.  But what about emulators that provide options that actually make the games run better than the consoles they are emulating?

Like I said, some people are a little too into Surreal64.    But what does it help flaming them/belittling the emulator?  Do you feel like a bigger man/woman because of it?
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pHrEaQuAzOiD

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« Reply #124 on: August 13, 2004, 08:47:00 AM »

QUOTE (deathx88 @ Aug 13 2004, 08:25 AM)
you live if florida?, near the gulf?

im in hernando county, that hurricane is going rip though there  ohmy.gif

if my xbox goes down, then i go down  tongue.gif

ok, time to evacuate  ph34r.gif  seriously




if you would really like to port
http://gametutorials...s/tutorials.htm
start by learning the first three pages of c and c++, this is whats needed to port basically some SDL games
this is a site that freakdave slipped to me, didn't get a chance to learn anything yet, but i'll be there  ph34r.gif

 pop.gif Yeah, I'm right in clearwater, by the beach.Just far away enough to not be ordered to evac. This should be fun.... But at least we still have power(so far). I wouldnt mind a safe bolted down to the floor,ya know,......for my xbox.
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« Reply #125 on: August 13, 2004, 08:59:00 AM »

QUOTE (VampX @ Aug 13 2004, 02:56 PM)
XboxScene Soap - Episode 443

In this episode Asher discovers that his best buddy Vamp is having
an afair with Licklebaer, however anaware to Vamp, Licklebaer is very
much into boy-boy porn, while trying to save Vamp from certain doom
Asher is hit by a flying piano that was carried to him by the tornado that
plagues the hometown of DeathX, meanwhile Lantus & oDD are trying a
hostile takeover of the Xbox-Scene empirium whilst Asher is in a coma,

Trying to forget it all ever happened Vamp moves to El Salvador where
he decides to pick up the fine art of painting pictures of sad girls in snow,

meanwhile back in Xbox-Scene land we see Asher's hand slowly starting to move..

 beerchug.gif ...Funniest shit I've heard all week...... laugh.gif
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« Reply #126 on: August 13, 2004, 09:27:00 AM »

QUOTE (ThE MaSTeR 3 @ Aug 13 2004, 04:02 AM)
Surreal 64 is better than a real 64 (which I have btw)

Surreal 64
-Component  Video
-Xbox controller is better than n64 controller
-built in memory card and rumble pack
-games listed in one big list (no swapping carts)

N64
-plays all games perfect  laugh.gif

kind of but not really. Its impossible to press two of the "c" buttons at the same time with the xbox controller. unless im missing something.... This really hurts you when your trying to play star fox.
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« Reply #127 on: August 13, 2004, 09:28:00 AM »

QUOTE (farsight @ Aug 13 2004, 04:55 PM)
Forget the release of Surreal V2, I want to know what happens in VampX's next episode XboxScene Soap.

Where's Episode 444.

Will Asher ever fully awake from his coma and confess his love of Boy-Boy porn?
and what about deathX's home town. and who will stop Lantus & oDD hostile takeover now VampX has moved to El Salvador?

/me adds thread to bookmarks biggrin.gif
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« Reply #128 on: August 13, 2004, 09:47:00 AM »

QUOTE (Dell123 @ Aug 13 2004, 11:41 AM)
hahahhahahh what sad lil girl,
1) If you have a life u wouldnt be in this forum posting stupid crap constantly!
2) Why are you annoyed by these guys?
   They can post about anything they want, acting as desperate as they like.
3) Go find urself a bf/gf or something to calm u down...ur a very angry person  mad.gif .

he has a very valid point though... you really can buy a n64 thats cheaper than a cd. games too.
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« Reply #129 on: August 13, 2004, 10:47:00 AM »

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« Reply #130 on: August 13, 2004, 10:56:00 AM »

Episode 444

sound of a plane arriving to mexico.

zoom shot of the hospital...

Piano sad music while vamp is holding asher´s hand... his face looks sad.

Vamp: you were my best friend....why god....why?!

suddenly asher´s hand start to move....first one finger...

then its making very low sounds..

Vamp: what!? what is it asher?...

asher: ---...

vampx closes to his mouth...

asher: ---**....k-k-kill the girl

Surprise soap Sounds!

...........Stay tuned!
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« Reply #131 on: August 13, 2004, 11:07:00 AM »

QUOTE (VampX @ Aug 13 2004, 02:56 PM)
XboxScene Soap - Episode 443

In this episode Asher discovers that his best buddy Vamp is having
an afair with Licklebaer, however anaware to Vamp, Licklebaer is very
much into boy-boy porn, while trying to save Vamp from certain doom
Asher is hit by a flying piano that was carried to him by the tornado that
plagues the hometown of DeathX, meanwhile Lantus & oDD are trying a
hostile takeover of the Xbox-Scene empirium whilst Asher is in a coma,

Trying to forget it all ever happened Vamp moves to El Salvador where
he decides to pick up the fine art of painting pictures of sad girls in snow,

meanwhile back in Xbox-Scene land we see Asher's hand slowly starting to move..

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can't....wait....for.....next.....episode, must.....record  wacko.gif
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asher

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« Reply #132 on: August 13, 2004, 11:08:00 AM »

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deathx88

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« Reply #133 on: August 13, 2004, 11:25:00 AM »

QUOTE (asher @ Aug 13 2004, 06:59 PM)
Episode 444

sound of a plane arriving to mexico.

zoom shot of the hospital...

Piano sad music while vamp is holding asher´s hand... his face looks sad.

Vamp: you were my best friend....why god....why?!

suddenly asher´s hand start to move....first one finger...

then its making very low sounds..

Vamp: what!? what is it asher?...

asher: ---...

vampx closes to his mouth...

asher: ---**....k-k-kill the girl

Surprise soap Sounds!

...........Stay tuned!

episode 445, will this ever end

asher: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*dead*
vamp: why! why! *picks pocket*

deathx: vamp i...i... have something to tell you, im actaully you father, but at the same time you brother

vamp: how can this be

asher: im still alive, this is very painful

vamp: but i must tell you, im having an afiar with.... MYSELF

*gasp*

*lantus and oDD walk in*

vamp: oh no there here

lantus: no time to fight
oDD: we have to stop martha from marrying Johnathin, he doesn't know that she is her twin sister, and she doesn't know that hes his brothers uncles fathers friends brothers aunts best friends mother. but is hidden by his mustache

asher: im still alive, why hasn't anyone called for help

deathx: did you hear something

lantus: no
oDD: lets mosey

*everyone leaves*
to be continued...again ? (big question mark)
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« Reply #134 on: August 13, 2004, 11:50:00 AM »

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