STANDARDIZED IDIOT REPLY FORM (tproc edition - v3.2)
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You are a: (check all that apply)
[X] Clueless Newbie
[X] Lamer
[X] Flamer
[X] Loser
[X] Spammer
[X] Troll
[X] Warez Monkey
[ ] Me too'er
[X] Pervert
[ ] Geek
[ ] Freak
[ ] Nerd
[ ] Elvis
[ ] Racist
[ ] Fed
[ ] Fundamentalist
[ ] Satanist
[X] Homophobe
[X] Twit
[ ] Boner
[X] Retard
[X] Waste of Skin
[X] Crybaby
[ ] "Expert"
[X] Unbearably self-righteous person
[X] Llama
Your post was: (check all that apply)
[X] Lame
[X] Stupid
[X] Abusive
[X] Clueless
[X] Idiotic
[X] Brain-damaged
[X] Imbecelic
[ ] Arrogant
[ ] Malevolent
[ ] Contemptible
[ ] Libelous
[X] Ignorant
[ ] Fundamentalist
[ ] Boring
[ ] Dim
[ ] Cowardly
[ ] Deceitful
[ ] Demented
[ ] Self-righteous
[ ] Crazy
[X] Retarded
[ ] Weird
[ ] Hypocritical
[X] Loathsome
[ ] Satanic
[X] Despicable
[X] Belligerant
[X] Mind-numbng
[X] Maladroit
[X] Much longer than any thought of which you are capable
Your attention is drawn to the fact that: (check all that apply)
[ ] You posted what should have been e-mailed or private-messaged
[ ] You self-righteously impose your religious beliefs on others
[ ] You self-righteously impose your racial beliefs on others
[X] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You flamed the Standardized Idiot Reply Form
[X] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] What you posted has been done before
[ ] Not only that, it was also done better the last time
[ ] You quoted an *entire* post in your reply
[ ] You bumped an aged topic which should not have been
[ ] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand
[ ] You started a long, stupid thread
[ ] You continued spreading a long, stupid thread
[ ] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[X] You posted low-IQ flamebait
[X] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[X] You made no sense
[X] You must have spent your life in a skinner box to be this clueless
[ ] You posted in ELitE CaPitALs to look k00wL
[ ] You posted a message in ALL CAPS
[X] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of the Internet
[X] You are a loser
[X] This has been pointed out to you before
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being flamed on general principles
It is recommended that you: (check all that apply)
[X] Get a clue
[X] Get a life
[X] Go away
[X] Grow up
[X] Never post again
[X] Have your medicine adjusted
[X] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor (monitor must be plugged in)
[X] Find a volcano and throw yourself in
[X] Get a gun and shoot yourself
[X] Actually post something relevant
[X] Read the FAQ
[X] Consume excrement
[X] Consume excrement and thus expire
[X] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea of what you are doing
In closing, i'd like to say: (check all that apply)
[X] You need to seek psychiatric help
[X] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[ ] *plonk*
[ ] Most of the above
[ ] All of the above
[ ] Some of the above, not including All of the above
[ ] You are so clueless that I didn't even bother filling in this form
