I'll have you know that I HAVE a fiance. I do not spend my life in front of the PC or these forums.
Look, I HATE Linux, but given a 20 second search, 10 minutes of reading, and a blank CD, I used XLinux when HDD Driver would do nothing for me.
If you actually take the time to read, just a half an hour if you have some clue what to look for, you will often learn enough to answer your own questions, then and in the future. If you want to flame people because they give a nudge in the right direction and leave it to the person to figure it out, thats your problem. Sorry but I see it as the best way to learn.
You think it takes a long time to read through all this stuff? How long do you think it would take to WRITE it? Ok to answer this question I'll take an hour to write a tutorial that exists in at least 3 versions already. Or post a link, I thought you wanted me to "Get your ass out of the monitor lame ass!", not spend MORE time looking things up for you!
Sorry no dice.
As far as your magic words... Try "XLinux and tutorial".... Since that may possibly be what you are looking for.
I don't want to be an ass, and I'm not trying to blow these people off. I'm trying to encourage them to learn how to use the forums to their advantage. If people read the many tutorials on this and other things and still don't get what needs to be done, well, they shouldn't try to mod their box. This is not because of some 1337 attitude, but because i would rather see these people continue to have a working XBox.
/Rant
Morden.