`` Ok, send the flames ASAP. But I'm annoyed enough to the point where I HAVE to speak my mind.
OzXodus has the most annoying marketing scheme I have ever seen to date. Every single post that has appeared on xbox-scene has sounded like a douchebag carny touting something about a 3 assed woman in the back tent. You use stupid sayings, repeat stupid things like "They said it couldn't be done, but we have proven them wrong!" and "The proof if in the pudding, my friends, and the pudding is on the table!". Shut the fuck up. Show stats. Show details. FACTS... not stupid blown up bullshit. First off, nobody said it couldn't be done. And to name your chip an entire new generation is bullshit; an embedded app you HAVE to load at boot is annoying, not helpful. Second, don't call everybody your "friends". We aren't, and I'd rather eat my ass with a spork than purchase one of your over-hyped, annoying chips.
The review I saw on xbox-scene of the chip was fantastic. He covered everything worthwhile in a factual manner. In fact, it was enough to make me, John Q consumer, want to purchase one. The team peppers its sentences with annoying shit intended to hype people up, while the OzXodus team reminds me of is a hairy old man circus carny. I would never buy a product from a used car salesman with 3 gold teeth and slicked hair (refer, OzXodus team marketeers).
Show the facts. Show what the chip can actually do. Let the reviewers decide the rest. Now, please... shut the fuck up. "
- eXpired, Jan 16 2004, 02:04 AM. Words that strike with equal (if not greater) power and accuracy today.
