HI WARCHEF...WHATS TEH ALL CAPS GANG? CAN I JOIN? I'M PRACTICING VERY HARD!!!
OH AND WHATS A PEDERASS??? I KNOW SOMEONE NAMED PETER ARE U TALKIKNG ABOUT HIS ASS? IF YOU ARE ID LIKE ALL THE PEDERASS TALK TO STOP PLZKTHX
OK ANYWAYS WARCHEF (AKA MATTEL88)
TODAY WAS SO FUNNY MAN...LIKE...OK I WOKE UP AROUND 9PM CENTRAL TIME...AND I WAS LIKE SHIT WHERE AM I.
HOLY SHIT I WAS ON THE FUCKING FLOOR!!! AND I GOT UP AND MY FRIEND WAS ON HIS COMPUTER COMPUTING LIKE WHOA! OK ANYWAYS SOMTHING REALLY WEIRD HAPPENED...OK I GOT UP AND I WENT OUTSIDE KUZ I WAS LOOKING FOR MY DOG IN THE WINDOW OR SOMTHING BUT IT WAS GONE I WAS LIKE OH NOS WHERE DID IT GO B...SO I TOOK A FU*KING WALK IN THE FUCKING WOODS AND I FOUND A CAT K? WELL THIS IS WHERE IT ALL STARTED...
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ME AND THE CAT TOOK A WALK TO A BAR A MOTHER FUC*KING BAR THIS BAR WAS SO FUCKING COOL...LIKE...OK...I DUNNO HOW TO EXPLAIN..BUT THE TO ENTER THE BAR U GOTTA GO THROUGH THIS THING...I DUNNO WHAT ITS CALLED..IT WAS FU**FUCKING BROWN..WITH A LITTLE 'HANDLE' AND U GOTTA TURN IT TO GET IN? SEE I DIDNT WANT TO DO IT SO I LET THE ****FUCKING CAT DO IT SO I DIDNT HAVE TO KUZ I DIDNT WANT TO SO THE CAT DID IT K...ANYWAYS MATTEL88 OR WARCHEF WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS....THIS IS WHERE IT ALL STARTED...
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ME AND THE CAT WENT TO WALLMART AND PLAYED POOL IN THE BASKETBALL HOOPS...I REALLY SUCK AT POOL AND STUFF...I DUNNO..THEN WE GOT SICK OF THAT AND DECIDED TO GO PLAY WITH SOME DOG TOYS...SENSE CATS LOVE THAT SHIT...OK MAN...SO WE ARE AT THE BAR RIGHT? SO I DUNNO HOW TO TELL U THIS...BUT LIKE....THERE WAS THIS OLD OLD MAN...STARING AT US...WE STARTED TO GET WORRIED...WE WERE NOT SURE OF WHAT TO DO...SO WE DECIDED TO JET LIKE A STEALTH TOYOTA...I WISH I REALLY HAD A STEALTH VIPER KUZ THOSE THINGS BOMB BOMBS THAT ARE BIGGER THAN BOMBS...ANYWAYS LIKE I SAID WE JETTED LIKE A STEALTH SQUIRTLE WE FUCKING RAN LIKE HELL OKK...BUT THIS IS THE WEIRD PART OF MY DAY MATTEL88...THIS IS WHERE IT ALL STARTED...
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OK ANYWAYS I WAS TELLING U ABOUT THE STORY OF ME AND MY RACOON...OK ANYWAYS WE JETTED FROM K-MART LIKE I WAS TALKING ABOUT AND WE DEICIDED TO HIT HARDEES OR WHATEVER THE HELL ITS CALLED...OK SO WE GOT TO THAT PLACE AND WERE LIKE WTF AND LEFT...SO WE LEFT MC DONALDS RIGHT? AND DECIDED TO GOTO GO EGG SOME GIRLS HOUSE WHO WAS A B!ITCH KUZ THIS BITCH WAS ONE BAD B!TCH (SORRY I GOTTA CENCOR MY WORDS THERES KIDS WHO READ THES FLORUMS) ANYWAYS THIS GIRL WAS ONE BAD MOFO...NO ONE COULD STOP HER ON THE STREETS...ANYWAYS WE GOT TO HER HOUSE AND WERE LIKE WOW..THERES A PARTY GOING ON..SO WE DECIDED TO STOP AND SEE IF THERE WAS SOME FREE BEER..SO ME AND DOG WERE LIKE HELL YA...FREE BEER...WE WALKED IN AND THIS GIRLS PARENTS WERE STANDING THERE LIKE "GET OUT NO DOGS IN THE HOUSE" SO WE WENT DOWNSTAIRS WHERE EVERYONE WAS AND TO OUR SUPPRISE IT WAS A CHIPS AND SODA PARTY...WE GOT UPSET AND CRACKED OPEN ALL THE BEER THEY HAD KUZ THEY HAD NONE SO WE DRANK THE STUFF THEY DIDNT HAVE AND GOT DRUNK AND THE GIRLS WERE LIKE HI RACOON AND DRUNK GUY...AND I WAS LIKE HEY BABY...AND LIKE...SHE SAID HI...THIS IS WHERE IT ALL STARTED...
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OK NOW AFTER WE LEFT PIZZA HUT WE DECIDED TO WALK DOWNTOWN AND CHECK OUT THE NEW MOVIE PLACE...OK...THIS WAS THE SCARY PART...SENSE WE WOKE UP LIKE 5 MIN AGO....AND LIKE...LIKE..MAN...I DUNNO I DONT KNOW IF I SHOULD TELL U..THIS WAS SO SCARY...OK OK I MIGHT AS WELL TELL...WE WALKED INTO THE STORE...AND WE SAW A FU**CKING NINJA...I MOTHER F*****UCKING NINJA...THE BEAVER I WAS WITH ALMOST SHIT HIMSELF..WE WERE LIKE OH NOS...WE SCREWED....AND...WE WERE LIKE CRAP...WHAT DO WE DO...THEN ONCE THE POLICE GOT THERE TO ARREST US THEY TOOK US TO JAIL...AND WE MET UP WITH THIS GUY AT THE MALL...HIS NAME WAS JOE...JOE WAS A COOL GUY...BUT HE WAS CONFUSED...CONFUSED ABOUT ONE THING...ONE THING HE DIDNT TELL ANYONE BUT ME AND MY HORSE...HE TOLD ME THIS...IN THESE EXACT WORDS... "...KL0WN...HORSE...WHY WAS THE SHOW 'SALUTE YOUR SHORTS' CANCELED..." AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE...ME AND MY PET PIG WERE LIKE OH SHIT..HES RIGHT...WHY...NOW WE ARE CONFUSED FOR LIFE...FOR LIFE AS LONG AS MY PET HAMSTER LIVES...WHEN HE TOLD US THAT...THIS IS WHERE THE DAY BEGAN THE NIGHT WE WOKE UP AT 8AM IN THE MORNING...
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SO LIKE I SAID..ITS 15 YEARS B4 ANY OF THIS HAPPEND I WAS A LONER LIKE MATTEL88...AND STILL AM
ANYWAYS ITS NOW THE YEAR 2004...I MET UP WITH MY HOMIE JOHN...FROM THE GHETTO OF LONG...OK..WELL JOHN WAS LIKE..YO KL0WN...WE GOT THIS NEW FREESTYLIN CONTEST GOIN ON..AND I WAS LIKE WOW I'M HITTIN THIS SHIT..I'VE NEVER FREESTYLED B4...RAPPIN SOUNDS SO FUN...SO AFTER I TOLD HIM I BEEN RAPPIN FOR 19 YEARS HES LIKE SHIT MAN COME ON DOWN TOMMOROW AND JOIN IN ON THE RAP SHIT...AND I WAS LIKE WOW...THE NEXT DAY WAS ALSO MY 16TH BIRTHDAY...SO LIKE..I WENT THERE...THIS IS LIKE 23 YEARS AFTER MY PET SNAKE DIED...ANYWAYS...I WENT TO THIS SHIT..AND I WALKED IN AND EVERYONE WAS CHANTING KL0WN KL0WN KL0WN KL0WN KL0WN
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