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[litspliff]

to start,

-i've got seven dead DVD drives:
1 sammy
2 phillips
3 complete thompson
1 parted thompson - cover missing, maybe other parts also

don't remember what was wrong with them.
i put red tape on bad parts, yellow on partially working parts, green on good stuff.
all of these have red or yellow, and were added to my bad parts pile.
i'd like to trade the whole lot for a working or easily fixable box (no mobo errors), or maybe for a few good drives.



-i've got tons of DVD and HD trays. make an offer, tell me how many.




-i've got tons of LPC rebuild kits for 1.6 chip installs (very handy, but i get one with each chip, so i have too many). make an offer, tell me how many.




-any screws, or rubber feet. make an offer, tell me how many.



-tons of retail HD's. all conditions  good, good locked, bad, bad locked. make an offer, tell me how many.



-pre-built large HD's. latest versions of essential apps, emulators, dashboards, and XBMC scripts. lots of skins. i make these upon request. right now i'm doing 250GB's for a great price. price changes with purchase amount. buy a lot, get them for 100 each. i use different brands, some factory refurbished. please don't bitch, i won't ship it if it's crap. i'll give you a warranty also. tell me how many, i make you the offer.



-1 decimated cromwell duoX2 (white). i was trying something stupid and now the contacts are all fked up. a couple broken traces also. don't worry about the mobo, it was fine....the chip however....4 bucks (negotiable) and it's yours. it should be easy to fix if you're handy with the iron, it's just too ugly for me use it on a customer's box. it appears that only the PCB was damaged, and only around the LPC.




what will i trade for?

ca$h, easily fixable xboxes, stock working xboxes, sex with your wife or mother. maybe other stuff too, but it better be damn good (like sex with your hot sister good). i do need a good logitech wireless headset....

i'll tell you to e-mail me ([email protected]), but most of you will just PM me.
that's fine, because i could say it again, but you won't listen. i understand, PM is handy.
thanks all, and tell your mom thanks too. she'll know what for.

[buddy69]

   HEY BUD YGPM.... AND MY MOM SAYS SHE CANT WAIT TILL NEXT TIME !!!

[litspliff]

hey, just wanted to let you know, i've got some motherboards i want to move. one is a botched mod, but i'll fix it sometime this week. if i fix it it's not for sale anymore.

the other is a V1.6 with the pinheader installed. it was a successful chipping, but i installed the board on a custom case i did. the case was a 1.0, and as you may know there is an extra standoff for a screw in the place where the xcaliber video chip is located on top. i'm guessing it shorted the board out on the various capacitors under the xcaliber chip. i have no idea how to fix this, so it's yours for the right price.

[Arch0n]

TTT

[litspliff]

subtract the 1.6 boards.

now i've got two 1.1's. one is missing the heat sinks, so it might be a 1.0.
the other has a bad ram chip.


someone buy (or trade) these dead drives from me. most just need lasers, and there's even a sammy to sweeten the deal.


now, to top off my offerings......
i've got two working sammy's for sale. i will clean them out (as i do with everything i sell that works), so they will look and work just like new. a little grease here, less dust there.....you got a pristine sammy....or two!  make an offer.


no more mothers or wives for trade. my dick hurts, and i think i caught the clap from fizzle's mom. if you see him on KAI, betray him for me.

[litspliff]

i got your fkn "dibbs" right here!

[FuzzBallz]

BUMP

[FuzzBallz]

BUMP

Yay motherboard!

[[H8.m3]~No0B~]

i've got a working cd-rom/dvd drive.. and some cables.. and a chip  intel pentium.. and.. money.. and my mom.. and my sister.. and maybe my brother for sale!!

[JrracinFan8]

YGPM, funds sent!

[litspliff]

this was part of my listing:

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-tons of retail HD's. all conditions good, good locked, bad, bad locked. make an offer, tell me how many.



-pre-built large HD's. latest versions of essential apps, emulators, dashboards, and XBMC scripts. lots of skins. i make these upon request. right now i'm doing 250GB's for a great price. price changes with purchase amount. buy a lot, get them for 100 each. i use different brands, some factory refurbished. please don't bitch, i won't ship it if it's crap. i'll give you a warranty also. tell me how many, i make you the offer.

here's what people keep asking me:

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I am interested in the hardrive avaliable. Can you tell me more about them, such as what is loaded on it?

FATX retail, or FAT 32 (ALL CONDITIONS) broken/locked ones are cheaper. the only locked ones are 3 seagates. i killed a PC power supply trying to unlock them, and i'm not trying agian. buy all three, and i'll send you the PCB to unlock them. you're on your own to get it to work. some dude off the scene sold it to me. it seemed to work, but hotswapping power on a HD can kill a power supply. it did. i'm not doing it again.

BUMP

[litspliff]

how many tripple dots will i use today?...



WHAT I HAVE NOW (BUY MY SHIT!):

--      unlimited 250GB pre-built HDs details above. 120 each for single/couple/few. 100/piece for lots.
-all 7- of the dead DVDROM's are still for sale/trade. details in original post.
-8 Western Digital M$ retail HD's (unlocked).
-1 more seagate slim M$ retail HD
-1 rubber jacket seagate M$ retail HD
-random small case parts...(button boards, buttons, rubber feet, screws, HD/DVD trays)



ACCEPTED PAYMENTS (PAY ME BITCH! and by bitch, i mean fizzle):
>i'll take paypal (help me eat. it's cold in here)
and
>i am once again accepting the attractive women of your family as payment.
also i need
>whole xboxes, lots of xboxes.
>working DVD drives.
>duoX2 GS modchips at a real fucking price. NOT a used one, a broken one, and a sealed one for 35$
blue or white, whatever. i'll just flash it when i get it.

WTF?....abbridged version:

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I have a tested and working blue one with a pinheader installed, a sealed white, and a what i think is broken white.

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well, what do you want for them all?

$35 shipped sound good?

no.


then comes the 2nd off.:
$25 is still a shitty price dude.
PM if you want to talk about it. if not, right on broomstick.
i buy bulk, so they are cheaper that way.
8 bucks sealed... 6 bucks opened... 2 cents broken.
that's my offer.
add shipping to that, or 18 shipped... and you've got a deal.
i don't think you're an asshole...
 i just thought it would make a funny quote, and i gotta rip on someone new.
it was the HD customer last time. i know you're not high dude. . . it's cool.
i'm nice to other n00bs such as myself, and i start shit with the real dudes. . .

except fizzle... he's a n00b and a bitch.
i'll find you on KAI muhfuhkr....
i'll find you too rob koobie... and van helsing (gay name).

it's "tower of power", not "tower of switch teams to make it up to the turret, so i can blow it up and sink the game into mediocrity for the next 5 minutes"....assholes.
next time you see me on T0w3r of P0w3r with 2000 kills, you'll puss out again.
laggin' bitches. 6 hours i'll never get back. i modded 2 xboxes, painted 3, fixed one, did your moms (rectally), and still kicked your asses by 600 points by the time it was done.
these are the same type of dudes that like to superjump with a sniper rifle.
no talent bitches. . .start your own game.





okay, to the three dudes that already bought something....

it either went out on thursday, or is going out with the rest today.

enjoy!...


to the dude with the user name Arch0n... i owe you many thanks.
i ordered the pieces, and the first transistor fell apart as soon as the iron touched it....WTF llamma?
ppplease return my e-mail.
i need to know if i'm getting a refund/replacement/shun/VD....FUCK.

the second set right in like a dream... a 1.6 board that has been dead for almost a year is now back to life!
booted on the first try, then i switched modchips and it only loads the retail bios...FUCK.
but that's an easy fix, so all is good and...

Arch0n is the fuckin' man.


much love to the scene. . . rip it up, put it back right...that's what we do.
hear that?.....it's me kissing chancer's ass so he doesn't pull my profane thread.
sickdimension...i love you too!


PM for more details. . .or to challenge me to a game of tower on KAI.
i can only host 7, but i can destroy 15 if you've got the bandwidth.
team of 15 vs. me...
 it's like juggernaut, but fun.

cheers you british bitches!

thanks for the cashflow, it really is helping me eat. . .









...your daughter.

[Arch0n]

BUMP for a mad mofo! ... and his lovely momma and kids (just don't stare at their foreheads - it's not polite)

[litspliff]

okay, updates

same shit as my last post, but i've sold all the slimline HD's.

also, i'd like to move some boxes now.

all have custom paint, some have custom LED's (controller ports, net, and HD), all have 250GB HD's.
sneaky boot (F:) with UNTOUCHED C: and E: partitions (unless noted). none of the eeproms have been banned, and as far as i know you can get on xbox live with them if you boot with the eject button. i use KAI, so you're on your own to try this. i will not load xbox games on these before sale, so don't even ask.
if you like the game, then buy the shit you cheap bastard. support good artists.
i use duoX2 chips with dual modified bios.
easy access to the mod chips selector switch without openening the case.
i can load SOG VGA bios on request, but making the cable takes me forever, so buy one from pimpmaul69 if he still makes them. vga bios does not work on the 1.6's.
the paint looks good, but i'm no picasso. i do my best, and if the paint doesn't look good i'll tell you.
loaded apps/evox/emu/etc. same as my pre-built HD's. if you have bought one of my HD's, it came out of one of these boxes. i just grab them from my boxes, then order more. all boxes have been completely refurbished down to the cleaning of the case fans. i will give you a long warranty on the box, and a shorter warranty on the HD.


AVAILABLE MODBOXES:



albino box:
white paint (almost unflawed)
white jewel with red NET/HD LED's embedded in the "B" and "O" in the jewel.
red eject LED ring after bios loads.
red LED's in the controller ports.
this thing looks slick as fuck, especially online when both indicator lights are going crazy.
NOT F: BOOT like the others! no G: drive, just a huge friggin' F: drive.
1.0 (replaced fan on GPU)



joe's basement:
forest green paint with gold dusting.
gold jewel w/ orange NET/HD LED's embedded in the "B" and "O" in the jewel.
gold front panel buttons.
orange eject LED ring.
superbright orange LED's in the controller ports.
looks slick as shit, but the jewel got a couple little cracks when the paint dried.
can't remember version. i'll crack it open to see if you are interested.
1.1? maybe?



apple box:
red paint on the cover, chrome red skin on the face.
black jewel w/ green HD LED embedded in the jewel.
as is, the jewel doesn't sit right because the led sticks out too far
save some money and fix it yourself (easy). pay me and i'll fix it.
superbright green LED's in the controller ports.
this is my personal box, but if it sells, i'll just keep a better one.
V1.6




silverfuck:
nothing over the top.
silver paint job (looks great), has a minor scratch on top that was painted over.
silver jewel
jewel isn't exactly flawless...paint isn't even, and a little bit of green didn't wash out around the letters.
i just took another look at it, and there are a couple tiny scratches on the front.
looks sweet as hell anyway.
red LED eject ring.
1.6 (i think..)




what the fuck were you thinking when you painted this box:
cover painted purple (silver dusted)
the rest is painted brown.
brown jewel.
flawless paint (since i last checked!)
looks cool (surprisingly).
i thought this would look totally gay, but it actually looks good!
1.6



i can also do plain looking boxes, or just custom jewel colors.
this, of course, would make you lame since i would charge the same.

prices start a little above 200.
good price for dual bios w/ 250GB.




shout outs (or shit ons)
AfterTheInsanity is the FATX wonderbread with a nice slathering of led based miracle whip. he helped me unlock about 10 HD's. much love.
fizzle is still a bitch,
van helsing still has a gay name,
rob koobie is still afraid to play me on tower,
and llamma is cool as fuck.
didn't return the e-mail, but one call and a replacement is on the way, so i'll have another box to sell soon.
best part of all, the phone was answered by a sexy sounding female that actually knew shit about shit.
the day i meet a woman who can mod an xbox is the day that i fall in love. sloped forehead or not.

Arch0n likes the sloped forehead. it gives him a better angle of approach!

seriously dudes...thanks.

....you know what for (wink, wink. nudge, nudge)


someone challenge me on tower!

[AfterTheInsanity]

Heh, thanks. Free bump!