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[desertboy]

Q: Why do the French Smell?  A: So blind people can hate them too!

[leigao84]

[desertboy]

QUOTE (zimzamzoom @ Mar 15 2003, 07:28 AM)

Just some positive words about desertboy! The eeprom I got from him is working beautifully.  I was finally able to play Unreal on Live last night.  (sniff) It was great... He's for real, and he da bomb!

No problems and I will soon have another eprom to give away so keep postings your jokes and links I'm looking at them even if no one else is, the best one wins.


If you're wondering where I get eproms Zimzam's was mine off my chipped xbox the next one is going to be a friends who's got a 1.0 I'm chipping it in exchange for his eprom (that's how god damn nice I am, although he's too cheap to pay me anything, hence 1.0 still not chipped). I also chip xbox's all the time anyone who doesn't want a switch installed (Because they don't want to use live) gets their eprom ripped.


       

[desertboy]

Bump

I'm still taking offers for my next eprom.

[ideasarebulletproof]

QUOTE (desertboy @ Mar 10 2003, 10:42 AM)

Rules of competition 1. I reserve the right to give my eprom to whoever I feel like 2. In the event of a low response or lame jokes I'll give it someone else 3. No racist Jokes (Ones about Irish or women are OK) 4. No whiinging I'll ignore you

*stabs desert boy in the eye with a dull and rusty fork for the Irish and women are OK line.*

here goes, but I'm no joke teller.

A man was on his daily jog through the woods one day when he

saw a tiny little girl sitting on a rock, crying her eyes out. He went

up to the little girl and asked her "What's wrong? Why are you

crying? Are you lost? Where are your parents?".

The little girl could not stop bawling, she just pointed over to a

near by ledge. The man proceeded to walk over to the ledge and

carefully looked over the side of it. At the bottom, down about

100ft, he saw the little girl's parents lying dead, their bodies

mangled from having fallen over the edge. So the man then turned

to the little girl, took off his pants and said "wow, I guess this just

really isn't your day, is it?"

[desertboy]

QUOTE (ideasarebulletproof @ Apr 6 2003, 06:37 AM)

[/QUOTE] *stabs desert boy in the eye with a dull and rusty fork for the Irish and women are OK line.* here goes, but I'm no joke teller. A man was on his daily jog through the woods one day when he saw a tiny little girl sitting on a rock, crying her eyes out. He went up to the little girl and asked her "What's wrong? Why are you crying? Are you lost? Where are your parents?". The little girl could not stop bawling, she just pointed over to a near by ledge. The man proceeded to walk over to the ledge and carefully looked over the side of it. At the bottom, down about 100ft, he saw the little girl's parents lying dead, their bodies mangled from having fallen over the edge. So the man then turned to the little girl, took off his pants and said "wow, I guess this just really isn't your day, is it?"

A woman goes on the Antiques roadshow and she shows the expert what appears to be an old tampon, bloodied and smelly.
     "Your the expert, what period is that from?"

* Slaps ideasarebulletproof for being irish and a woman, now get back in that kitchen. *