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[desertboy]

I'll give my eprom serial to whoever tells the best joke in this thread. You have one week 18/03/02 the winner will be PM the Eprom and I'll be happy at least someone is getting use out of it.

Rules of competition
1. I reserve the right to give my eprom to whoever I feel like
2. In the event of a low response or lame jokes I'll give it someone else
3. No racist Jokes (Ones about Irish or women are OK)
4. No whiinging I'll ignore you

1.1 Eprom Pal Xbox never been used on live, I will never use this xbox on live.

Was asking money now just asking for a laugh

[desertboy]

I did say I'd give for the person with the best links or joke I had this PM to me. If at the end of the week this comes first I'll send you the Eprom.

Well, I guess I may as well try, since the offer is on the table! Here are some of my fav links:

1.
Introduction:
"Working in an electrical store in sunny Croydon, I get the opportunity to play with lots of expensive gadgets without actually having to pay for them. =)
To help break the monotony one quiet day, I fixed a £400 digital camera onto a £10 remote control car using electrical tape and set off to harrass pigeons. The results are below."

http://www.jkf9.btin.../PigeonCam1.wmv
http://www.jkf9.btin.../PigeonCam2.wmv

2.
Wait until the music starts playing, and then move your mouse around the picture. It's a lot better if you move him to the beat. I was laughing so hard I pulled some crappy and obscure neck muslce.  

http://www.carlbaldw...o.uk/glendance/

3.
Fun jumping game! I actually had more fun killing the kid off than making the jumps. But hey, that's just me. Well made in any case! To make him jump click in the radar (you'll see) for power of jump and angle.
http://www.superdude..._escape/pop.php

4.
Finally we know the answer - who will win the desktop wars?
http://www.divstivs.plus.com/iconwar/

5.
And lastly.. something not exactly funny, but rather cool. It's an air car. As in a car that runs on air!
http://www.theaircar...infeatures.html

That's it! It's entirely possible that you've already seen these, but I thought I'd take a shot at that elusive eeprom! Been banned since November, don't ya know.  

[desertboy]

Well someone's trying

I'd thought I could try and double my chances!

Here are some more that I found:

1.
http://www.thingsmyg...rguedabout.com/

2.
http://www.despair.com/

3.
This guy thought he could easily make fire. It took him 6 days. And I've now unconsciously memorized how to do it.

Read the whole story, it's worth it!
http://www.cockeyed..../firefirst.html

4. This is a game. I don't know how to play it. And neither will you. It's very customizable - you can change the character's hair color. That's about it. Oh and you can do a fairly decent tarzan imitation and plant seeds. It's very cute but completely psychotic.

http://www.palaisdet...1/opniyama.html

5.
Corky and the Juice Pigs were a Canadian comedy music band of the 90s. Their debut album "The Debut Album" featured a jaunty little number about Pandas. Nice little accompanying animation!
http://www.tomandphi...r.co.uk/pandas/

6.
Beer loving Kiwi Simon Jansen has built a beer cooler powered with a jet engine. The photos are great. Sadly this cooler doesn't fit into the back of his new car and he wants you to give him a spare turbo - if you have one.
http://www.asciimation.co.nz/beer/

7.
Spacehijackers are holding a party on the London underground on the 14th of March. They plan to take over a carriage and "corrupt peoples future experience of the Circle Line, as the memory of the party will recur each time they use the train." Brilliant idea, shame that the site doesn't tell us where to meet them.
http://circlelineparty.org.uk/

8.
Experience the ultimate simulation.
http://b3ta.com/real...rnet-simulator/

9.
Oddly disturbing.. but strangely addictive. Click on the faces.
http://www.ericmyer....stereotypes.htm

10.
Have you always wondered what you are? Well wonder no more. Put your name or any other thing in the field and hit enter.
http://thesurrealist...uk/priorart.cgi

WHEW! Compiling these lists is hard work! But it'll all be worth it if I get the prize! Hope you enjoy some of these, at least!

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What the hell I'll give you my eprom you win Zimzamzoom No one else responded today so I'm giving it away see rule 1
Zimzamzoom they'll be an eprom serial number in your email tomorrow I don't get home till 6pm give me 5 minutes to load config magic and write my eprom down and I'll send it straight to you.

[LumbraX]

QUOTE (zimzamzoom @ Mar 10 2003, 10:02 PM)

Oh MAN! You ROCK! Thank you so much, you have no idea how much I appreciate this! All you other people SELLING your eproms, take a cue from the oh-so-generous desertboy, who appreciates a good laugh! And just for the sake of it, I'm glad you liked (some of?) those links.  Now you can spam all of your friend's inboxes for months to come. Thanks again

lol You did even post and you get the EPRom. What kind of BS is that? lol

[desertboy]

QUOTE (zimzamzoom @ Mar 10 2003, 11:02 PM)

Oh MAN! You ROCK! Thank you so much, you have no idea how much I appreciate this! All you other people SELLING your eproms, take a cue from the oh-so-generous desertboy, who appreciates a good laugh! And just for the sake of it, I'm glad you liked (some of?) those links.  Now you can spam all of your friend's inboxes for months to come. Thanks again

Actually this makes me feel rather bad. I tried to sell it for 20 then a tenner then when I realised no one was going to pay me actual money (Not that surprising really) I thought F*ck it I'll give it away. As for your links some of them are pretty cool. The fire starting one and the circlelineparty seem cool. This friday I might be pushing it but I reckon I'm going to be there I'll be wearing a space impact T shirt(3310 shooter).

And no I'm not a spotty teenage mobileaphobe I have my reasons for the T shirt and we'll leave it at that.

[desertboy]

QUOTE (LumbraX @ Mar 10 2003, 11:16 PM)

QUOTE (zimzamzoom @ Mar 10 2003, 10:02 PM) Oh MAN! You ROCK! Thank you so much, you have no idea how much I appreciate this! All you other people SELLING your eproms, take a cue from the oh-so-generous desertboy, who appreciates a good laugh! And just for the sake of it, I'm glad you liked (some of?) those links.  Now you can spam all of your friend's inboxes for months to come. Thanks again lol You did even post and you get the EPRom. What kind of BS is that? lol

You may well be a moderator but I get bored easily and Zimzam seems to really really want it so what can I say I like helping people. I love Xbox scene and I have an eprom float through my hands from time to time so if anyone else wants to leave a joke or whatever I'll send my next one to the best one. (Normally every month or 2 I chip a friends xbox and we don't/won't use live) It might seem wierd but I actually l don't like gaming with people who aren't my friends.

I did say rule 1 I can give to who I choose no one else responded I posted the links to try and stimulate interest but no one posts so I thought what the hey maybe if I do this again I should do it in another section.

I will only ever give 1 eprom to 1 person and it will never be used at least by me.

[SERPHeN]

It's a great idea and... funny for every1

[desertboy]

I feel touched by this evening antics. After discussing with a colleague (Of sorts) I shall have another eprom for giving away. I'm sure tomorrow evening zimzam will back me up that I sent him a working eprom I expect more jokes or do you want the egg joke to win.
     

[blueinfinity]

Saddam Hussein and George W. Bush meet up in Baghdad for the first round
>of talks in a new peace process.
>
>When George sits down, he notices three buttons on the side of Saddam's
>chair.
>
>They begin talking.
>
>After about five minutes Saddam presses the first button.
>
>A boxing glove springs out of a box on the desk and punches Bush in the
>face.
>
>Annoyed, Bush carries on talking as Saddam laughs.
>
>A few minutes later the second button is pressed.
>
>This time a big boot comes out and kicks Bush in the shin.
>
>Again Saddam laughs, and again George carries on talking, not wanting to put
>off the bigger issue of peace between the two countries.
>
>But when the third button is pressed and another boot comes out and kicks
>Bush square in the privates, he's finally had enough.
>
>I'm headin' back to Washington!" he calmly tells the Iraqi.
>
>"We'll finish these talks in two weeks in Washington!"
>
> A fortnight passes and Saddam flies to the United States for talks.
>
>As the two men sit down, Hussein notices three buttons on Bush's chair and
>prepares himself for the Yank's retaliation.
>
>They begin talking and George presses the first button.
>
>Saddam ducks, but nothing happens.
>
>George snickers.
>
>A few seconds later he presses the second button.
>
>Saddam jumps up, but again nothing happens.
>
>Bush roars with laughter.
>
>When the third button is pressed, Saddam jumps up again, but again nothing
>happens.
>
> Bush falls on the floor in a fit of hysterics.
>
>"Forget this," says Saddam.
>
>"I'm going back to Baghdad!"
>
>George W. says through tears of laughter, "What Baghdad?"

[aragorn23]

1) A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?"
2) I once had a girlfriend... One of her legs was longer than the other... Her name was Eileen.
-Aragorn23

[zimzamzoom]

QUOTE (desertboy @ Mar 10 2003, 07:00 PM)

I feel touched by this evening antics. After discussing with a colleague (Of sorts) I shall have another eprom for giving away. I'm sure tomorrow evening zimzam will back me up that I sent him a working eprom I expect more jokes or do you want the egg joke to win.

Sure thing!  Can't wait to finally find some people to play Unreal against..  XBC is practically Halo-only.

[EriCCire]

Once there were two guys sitting at a bar talking. Then a Chinese guy walks up, and the two guys here a ring and the Chinese guy talking into his hand. Once the Chinese guy is done talking the two guys ask him whats up with that. The chinese guy replies saying he put a Microchip into his hand and he no longer needs a cell phone. So the 2 guys are anazed and buy him a drink. 10 minutes later the Chinese guy goes to the bathroom. When he walks out there is paper coming out of his ass. The Chinese guy the says, "O, Look I am getting a Fax!"

[gainpresence]

QUOTE

Typhoon rips through cemetery; hundreds dead.

[blueinfinity]

QUOTE

Drove by the cemetary people are dieing to get in there

[gsxr]

Superman Joke from Hollow man.

"SuperMan is flying around the city, and he spots WonderWoman sun-bathing in the nude. She is on the top of a building legs spread enjoying the sun.

SuperMan who has been super horny lately decides to go for it. He swoops down onto WonderWoman, and gives her the old in and out, at super speeds. Then in a wink of an eye he flies off satisfied.

WonderWoman opens her eyes and says "What the f*** was that?!?"




......And the invisable man says "I have no idea, but my a** is killing me!!!"




btw I have no use for an Eprom. I was just posting this joke up for the hell of it. I think it's pretty funny, plus it's the first one that popped into my head when I saw this post. I'll be giving away my Eprom for free as well soon. As I have no use for it. I'll get it next time I bring my Xbox upstairs and plug it into my network. T've been wanting to give it away for the longest since I have no intention of ever going on live.