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[chefelf]

QUOTE (mrRobinson @ Mar 11 2004, 10:50 AM)

10.  Never ask directly to be a mod.  It will happen when your time is right.

You will know when you are calm, at peace.  Passive.

[HSDEMONZ]

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2. Practice the ancient art of blood letting to help meld your spiritual side with your mortal side. This enables you to feel more God like. (this is why you see many mods mention God or religious passages, etc.)

A definite plus.  Course.. you must offer a sacrifice to the gods of the four winds. Very Important.

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4. Kiss up to all mods EXCEPT one. This will be the one you hope to de-throne and take the place of. This will require a bit of social engineering and you may have to bait your target into writing stupid things which could be difficult.

For technical help on Social Engineering.. consult THE BROKEN video.  

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5. Eat an apple a day, with a bag of cheetos.

Bastard.

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7. Mod your xbox. Or at least be good at pretending like you did. For a nice example, see this.

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8. Sleep 3 hrs a day, at most. This will help condition your brain to be in the correct state of mind for closing threads and banning users.

No.. you can sleep more hours.. but never more than 3 hours in a stretch.  that is the key.  Being a diagnosed Insomniac only helps.

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9. Desolder the eeprom from your xbox motherboard and mail to xantium for his collection. (no one knows why he collects them, and never ask!)

Shhhh.....

Next time someone asks to be a mod.. I'm giving them the link to your post.

[chefelf]

QUOTE (HSDEMONZ @ Mar 11 2004, 11:10 AM)

QUOTE 4. Kiss up to all mods EXCEPT one. This will be the one you hope to de-throne and take the place of. This will require a bit of social engineering and you may have to bait your target into writing stupid things which could be difficult. For technical help on Social Engineering.. consult THE BROKEN video.

Is it like Orcs where if you kill a mod and eat his brain you will gain all of his knowledge?  See that, Xeero, you should never have given me your mailing address.  I'm coming and I'm gonna be the badest PS2 modder you ever saw.  

[HSDEMONZ]

[moistness]

 i lost my bubblegum

[moistness]

QUOTE (mrRobinson @ Mar 11 2004, 03:50 PM)

Edit: Oh, and I asked this before but never got an answer.... moistness, what is your problem?  I'm referring to the rabid sheep that now lives amongst my nightmares.  I just ordered a 10 foot diameter dreamcatcher to hang on my ceiling to prevent that damn thing from gnawing through me every night.  If you have a drop of decency left in you, you may consider changing your avatar to something a little less poltergeist like.

Ha fool! That wont save you NOTHING will!!  It will only prolong the oh so sweet suffering

And what is this "decency" you speak of???  Does it taste good?





P.s. you can talk! You just keep staring at me!
:EDIT: Worrying sheep is against the law in some countries!

[heinrich]

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3. When you see a thread you think should be closed, or think a mod will soon close it, post CLOSED in there first and then when a mod closes it, it will almost seem like you are the one who did it.

[HSDEMONZ]

[chefelf]

QUOTE (heinrich @ Mar 11 2004, 01:32 PM)

QUOTE 3. When you see a thread you think should be closed, or think a mod will soon close it, post CLOSED in there first and then when a mod closes it, it will almost seem like you are the one who did it.

I missed that one the first time around.   It has a lot of potential but you may look like an ass if you post "CLOSED" then the piracy talk continues right after your post.  

[heinrich]

lol

[moistness]

QUOTE (HSDEMONZ @ Mar 11 2004, 08:14 PM)

Women and Children First.. fuck the sheep... um.. that came out wrong..

Midgets, sheep...................is there and end to your um......talents?    

[moistness]

QUOTE (Helios @ Mar 11 2004, 11:23 PM)

Well I will go on the list if im allowed...

 

[HSDEMONZ]

[brahm2]

QUOTE (mrRobinson @ Mar 11 2004, 09:50 AM)

How to become a Mod (...the best guide so far) v1.0 by mrRobinson . . .

lmao..  

[mrRobinson]

QUOTE (chefelf @ Mar 11 2004, 04:58 PM)

QUOTE (heinrich @ Mar 11 2004, 01:32 PM) QUOTE 3. When you see a thread you think should be closed, or think a mod will soon close it, post CLOSED in there first and then when a mod closes it, it will almost seem like you are the one who did it. I missed that one the first time around.   It has a lot of potential but you may look like an ass if you post "CLOSED" then the piracy talk continues right after your post.

Yes becoming a mod is difficult.  You may suffer many failures and embarassing moments on your path to enlightenment.  Bravo to all those who made it