Oooook.... that's not right...
Well, after "discovering" those "errors", I decided to go ahead and put the other half of the cable together (XBox female to USB male) using the same cable combos. I plugged the whle thing together, plugged a controller into it, and tried it on the XBox. No luck. So I stuck the USB into a computer...and nothing happened. So I hook it back up to my good breakaway cable, plug it into the XBox, and the thing starts vibrating (I'm in the dashboard atm). I pick it up off the table to make the noise stop, and it smells burnt. Like electronic burn. The smell's coming from the memory card slots. And the controller won't do anything but sit here vibrating while it's plugged in.
So...I guess I have the 5V and GND wires backward? Would switching GND and a data wire cause this?
Any info would be great, considering I just fried a controller

I'm gonna take the controller apart now and see what I can see...
Edit: The thing that burned was a little diode thingy with an "L2" by it.
