Topic: A New Government (Read 118 times)

Maximumbeing · « **on:** December 29, 2004, 01:01:00 PM »

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Two people wishing to reproduce will file an application with the facilitys manager which will subsequently be reviewed by facilitys Reproductive Suitability Committee. If the committee finds the couple suitable, they will be allotted a time and location where they can do whatever they feel is necessary to have a child. Individuals not following the proper procedure mentioned above will immediately be sterilized.

Yeah, ok. Should we petition the government when we need to take a piss, too?

The unProfessional · « **Reply #1 on:** December 29, 2004, 08:35:00 PM »

Also don't forget that you'd first have to eliminate 6 billion or so of the current population before you could "implement" the fairy tale.

EvilWays · « **Reply #2 on:** December 30, 2004, 03:52:00 AM »

And by what standards and benchmarks would this test be mesured by? And how would said test by created to be uniform to everyone? Not everyone is equal in the same areas of "competence". Using tests to prove one's "ultimate competence" proves nothing at all. Utter hogwash...

Baner · « **Reply #3 on:** December 30, 2004, 05:16:00 AM »

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they will be allotted a time and location where they can do whatever they feel is necessary to have a child.

Choices:
A. Back of a car on top of Lookout Peek
B. Kitchen Counter
C. Restroom of an Airline Jet
D. The Bedroom

So if I feel it nessacary to play scrable for hours on end before I can have a child, will I be alloted more time?

pug_ster · « **Reply #4 on:** January 03, 2005, 11:19:00 AM »

This 'Utopia' sounds like socialism to me.

EverythingButAnAnswer · « **Reply #5 on:** January 03, 2005, 01:42:00 PM »

Extreme socialism, i.e. fascism/platonism.

pepsik · « **Reply #6 on:** January 03, 2005, 02:16:00 PM »

edit: stupid server troubles, look below.

pepsik · « **Reply #7 on:** January 03, 2005, 02:17:00 PM »

Reminds me of Aldous Huxley's Brave New World or George Orwell's 1984

EverythingButAnAnswer · « **Reply #8 on:** January 03, 2005, 04:14:00 PM »

TUPACneverdies · « **Reply #9 on:** January 04, 2005, 03:22:00 AM »

wow...if that person was serious they are a complete nutjob...all i could do was laugh as read thru that entire pile of crap lol...kind of reminds me of a serial killers mind..the person seems intelligent, but they sound like a fucking sociopath or something

EverythingButAnAnswer · « **Reply #10 on:** January 04, 2005, 09:52:00 AM »

Wolfblade13 · « **Reply #11 on:** January 04, 2005, 10:09:00 AM »

hilarious

Baner · « **Reply #12 on:** January 04, 2005, 10:46:00 AM »

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so the goverment is going to decide who i fuck and when?

Want to flame... must hold back...

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