Topic: Mary-kate Olson...is It (Read 139 times)

dietrite · « **on:** July 03, 2004, 09:23:00 PM »

Today as I was shopping at my local grocery store, I read the tabloids that MAry-Kate was doing cocaine, and it's not anorexia that has made her weight plummet to a mere 77 lbs.. what do you guys think, the tabloid says that the olsen family denies the accusation, but the tabloid reassures that every fact was checked and double checked... what's every one else's opinion on this.. i dont know why it interests me but it just does... dammiyt

AnThRaX · « **Reply #1 on:** July 04, 2004, 02:22:00 AM »

I think she weighs less then people's leg's. Well not mine since im light, but big people. I doubt it's cocaine. I know my brother used to do that shit and he's huge, he's 6'5 and 270 mostly muscle though, but he's in prison now so I dunno how he's been.

OrkanMan · « **Reply #2 on:** July 04, 2004, 04:34:00 AM »

She's suing the tabloids for saying she used cocaine.

AnThRaX · « **Reply #3 on:** July 04, 2004, 05:12:00 AM »

Her left tit weighs less than a 100 dollar bill that she snorfs out of.

Banj · « **Reply #4 on:** July 05, 2004, 04:50:00 AM »

...and she didn't have much in the way of tits to start with.

HSDEMONZ · « **Reply #5 on:** July 05, 2004, 05:55:00 AM »

Mozart.mp3 · « **Reply #6 on:** July 05, 2004, 07:24:00 AM »

Lol seriously, this post should not even exist. If you believe in tabloids, you might as well just go kill yourself right now.

Mozart.mp3 · « **Reply #7 on:** July 05, 2004, 07:25:00 AM »

Oh, by the way, did the tabloid happen to say "National Enquirer" anywhere on it?

Mozart.mp3 · « **Reply #8 on:** July 05, 2004, 08:05:00 AM »

Wow, are you an idiot, did you just post a reply to my statement... You think if Mary-Kate Olsen were on cocaine and it caused her anerexia that it wouldn't be ALL over the news and not in some grocery store Tabloid. The "National Enquirer" is made to be enjoyment and not to be taken seriously. You cannot compare a Tabloid with the Washington Post. You are an idiot for even trying to insult me with that.

moistness · « **Reply #9 on:** July 05, 2004, 08:09:00 AM »

xbox beat box · « **Reply #10 on:** July 05, 2004, 08:13:00 AM »

Was I insulting you?
I dont recall insulting you.
Please qoute me...show me which part insulted you?

All I was saying is that there is a chance its true.
Can you admit that? Or are you 100% sure it is not true?

I am guessing this post was created to discuss the possibilities.

Oh yeah, you did a good job of making yourself out to be an idiot.

Mozart.mp3 · « **Reply #11 on:** July 05, 2004, 08:20:00 AM »

Yes, because there is 100% chance that she is addicted to cocaine, just like in the last issue where there was a 100% aliens obducted Oprah and in the one before that Jesus was seen buying condoms at the local grocery store.

It is not whatsoever true, I can tell you that right now. If a major celebrity was caught addicted to cocaine, you can bet following precedents, that there would already be a 4 hour special on the life of child star Mary-Kate. Think about it buddy, because obviously a tabloid would be the first of all things to find out about anything even remotely important or true.

You insult anyone of the Olsen twins, you insult me. You wanna find me someone else to fantasize about be my guest. But you stay the fuck off the twins.

Mozart.mp3 · « **Reply #12 on:** July 05, 2004, 09:07:00 AM »

Eh....

Wow buddy, way to take a comment of mine from another post. Way to be original.

At least I didn't write it on the sidewalk in chalk so it washes away when you cry yourself to sleep at night realizing you just made love to a 50 year old woman.

Mozart.mp3 · « **Reply #13 on:** July 05, 2004, 09:20:00 AM »

Even if you were 70 years old, I'm sure you'd much rather still fantasize about the Olsen twins than any 50 year old woman. That point is invalid. And even if she WAS anorexic and addicted to crack, she is still one hot piece of ass.

Mozart.mp3 · « **Reply #14 on:** July 05, 2004, 09:26:00 AM »

Haha agreed

I guess a truce would be best

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