Madden 08
John Madden is sitting on a toilet, in the EA Sports bus, sulking, after Al Michaels told him that he was going out with Dick Vitale and Lee Corso for drinks, and he wasn't invited. Weeping to himself, Madden contemplates his friendship with Michaels... "BAM!! why wasn't I invited to WHAM!! go out with the fella's. Now, now, now, now it's just not comprehendable. You see this guy over here (Circles him) he is lonely because this guy over here (draws arrow to him) treats him like shit BAM!!. Madden moans in pain for hours until he falls asleep, still squating on the toilet.
Michaels comes home with a hooker, and has a sexual explosion on Madden's new cashmere sweater. Madden awakes from his slumber, and peeks outside the bathroom...
"What time did you get home last night, Al"
"Don't worry about it, John"
"That's it, I've had it with you, get the f#ck off my EA Sports bus"
"Relax John, I'll get you a new wool sweater from Wal Mart!!!"
"F#ck you Al"
He grabs Al by the throat and throws him under the bus's tires.
El Fin