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CJLee89

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« Reply #60 on: April 21, 2007, 12:34:00 PM »
QUOTE(JDawg117 @ Feb 9 2007, 06:31 PM) View Post

Yo mama's so fat, she went to L.A. in a green dress and everyone thought they moved the statue of libery

wouldnt that be New York?
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gli7ch

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« Reply #61 on: March 10, 2008, 12:22:00 PM »
yo momma so dumb she failed kindergarten cause she couldn't scribble

Yo momma so dirty, went to her house and seen roaches hang gliding on doritoes
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jimbobjim

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« Reply #62 on: March 23, 2008, 07:06:00 AM »
Yo momma's so fat I burned my arse on the light bulb.
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« Reply #63 on: March 23, 2008, 07:33:00 AM »
QUOTE(jimbobjim @ Mar 23 2008, 08:42 AM) View Post

Yo momma's so fat I burned my arse on the light bulb.


completely botched the joke.... rolleyes.gif
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jimbobjim

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« Reply #64 on: March 23, 2008, 11:28:00 AM »
QUOTE(hamwbone @ Mar 23 2008, 02:09 PM) View Post

completely botched the joke.... rolleyes.gif


How so exactly? It reads perfectly well to me.

How would you say it better?
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kirky1991

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« Reply #65 on: March 23, 2008, 09:20:00 PM »
**offensive**

Yo momma so fat, when you screw her you dont STD's.....You get Cholesterol!!

sorry to anyone who finds it abit bad    unsure.gif






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« Reply #66 on: April 08, 2008, 02:26:00 PM »
Yo Momma's breath so bad she can't help but talk shit.
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« Reply #67 on: April 13, 2008, 07:53:00 PM »
yo momma's so dumb, she had you, and your 15 horny brothers, and ended up having your nephew with your nephew!
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jim622

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« Reply #68 on: May 18, 2008, 07:32:00 PM »
Your mom is so fat that when she wears a Malcolm X t-shirt helicopters try to land on her.

Your mom's house is so nasty that the flies put up screens so they wouldn't fly in by accident.

Your mom's house is so small that even the roaches walk hunched over.
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« Reply #69 on: May 18, 2008, 07:44:00 PM »
QUOTE(CJLee89 @ Apr 21 2007, 02:10 PM) View Post

wouldnt that be New York?


youre momma is so dumb.. even her children cant understand a joke!



(btw, he said la because the statue is in nyc... so if its in la... it was moved)
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« Reply #70 on: May 19, 2008, 12:42:00 AM »
Yo momma so short, she models for trophys.
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Mattssogay

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« Reply #71 on: May 30, 2008, 09:18:00 PM »
Yo momma coochie so dry, her crabs ride around on dune buggies.
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