Topic: The 'yo Momma' Game (Read 786 times)

w2kj · « **Reply #30 on:** December 22, 2006, 07:58:00 AM »

QUOTE(Modderxtrordanare @ Dec 21 2006, 11:22 PM)

I thought it was her blood type?

She sweats gravy.

Doooh!!

o The Drizzle o · « **Reply #31 on:** December 22, 2006, 09:51:00 AM »

your mom is such a whore, instead of collecting baseball cards, she collects STDs

Raging Walrus · « **Reply #32 on:** December 22, 2006, 12:56:00 PM »

Yo momma's so stupid, she jumped in the air and missed the landing.

Alex548 · « **Reply #33 on:** December 22, 2006, 02:39:00 PM »

Yo mama's so fat, whenever she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet.

o The Drizzle o · « **Reply #34 on:** December 22, 2006, 10:20:00 PM »

Your momma is so POOR she got arrested just so she would be able to sleep in the jail...

and to go along with that

Your momma is such a whore, she went to jail just so she could get fucked by bubba...

Alex548 · « **Reply #35 on:** December 22, 2006, 10:35:00 PM »

Yo Mama's so heavy, they can't put her picture on the wall because it keeps falling down.

Modderxtrordanare · « **Reply #36 on:** December 22, 2006, 11:08:00 PM »

Your mom is so fat, she got baptised at Sea World.

Raging Walrus · « **Reply #37 on:** December 22, 2006, 11:54:00 PM »

Yo momma's so fat, she falls standing still.

hamwbone · « **Reply #38 on:** December 23, 2006, 03:37:00 AM »

yo mama is so nasty her crabs hang themselves by her tampon string

o The Drizzle o · « **Reply #39 on:** December 23, 2006, 12:43:00 PM »

Your momma is so FAT, she got her name taken off the family tree because she kept making lean to the side

Raging Walrus · « **Reply #40 on:** December 24, 2006, 01:27:00 AM »

Yo momma's so stupid, when she watches 'The View', she keeps looking at the TV like "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!

Modderxtrordanare · « **Reply #41 on:** December 24, 2006, 02:13:00 AM »

Your mom is so fat, gravity said "whew, a break"

cmodding · « **Reply #42 on:** December 24, 2006, 04:03:00 AM »

All yo mommas so fat, they king kongs stunt doubles

Yo momma so fat, when she stands on a scale, it shows her telephone number.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks by the television, I miss 3 episodes

Raging Walrus · « **Reply #43 on:** December 24, 2006, 11:46:00 AM »

Well YO momma is so ridiculously messed up, when she farts, she blows up!

makaveli91 · « **Reply #44 on:** December 24, 2006, 11:55:00 AM »

Yo momma's so fat, she makes shamu look like a tic tac.
Yo momma's so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo momma's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.

Yo momma's so stupid, she tripped on a cordless phone.
Yo momma's so stupid, she sat on the TV and watched the couch.

The last two are straight from Grade 3.

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