Topic: The 'yo Momma' Game (Read 785 times)

G0t M4xx 21 · « **Reply #15 on:** December 21, 2006, 12:46:00 AM »

QUOTE(Modderxtrordanare @ Dec 21 2006, 12:14 AM)

BCFosheezy was here in '03.

so was Arvarden and hamwbone

Raging Walrus · « **Reply #16 on:** December 21, 2006, 02:16:00 AM »

Yo momma's so fat, that when she went into the ocean, the water got out and said, "I'll wait for my turn again."

~Brad Thompson (always was a classic)

Wolves · « **Reply #17 on:** December 21, 2006, 02:25:00 AM »

Yo Momma's so dumb, she pulled a U-Turn in a round-a-bout'

w2kj · « **Reply #18 on:** December 21, 2006, 06:58:00 AM »

Yo momma is so fat she wakes up in sections!

hamwbone · « **Reply #19 on:** December 21, 2006, 07:17:00 AM »

yo mama is so fat when i have sex with her i have to roll her in flour to find the wet spot!

BCfosheezy · « **Reply #20 on:** December 21, 2006, 07:38:00 AM »

Here's a classic: Yo momma is so poor that her front door and her back door are on the same hinge.

BTW, when did it start mattering how long someone has been a member?

Nubbs · « **Reply #21 on:** December 21, 2006, 08:01:00 AM »

Yo-mamma is like a 7-11 shes open to customers 24 hours a day.

BCfosheezy · « **Reply #22 on:** December 21, 2006, 08:11:00 AM »

QUOTE(Nubbs @ Dec 21 2006, 09:08 AM)

Yo-mamma is like a 7-11 shes open to customers 24 hours a day.

Yo momma so nasty that I called her and got an ear infection.

EverestX · « **Reply #23 on:** December 21, 2006, 08:58:00 AM »

QUOTE(hamwbone @ Dec 21 2006, 08:24 AM)

yo mama is so fat when i have sex with her i have to roll her in flour to find the wet spot!

That is most possibly the best and most horrific "your mom" joke I have ever heard..

And it appears none of you have ever heard "yo momma" by the Pharcyde. Go check it out, you'll laugh your ass off..

o The Drizzle o · « **Reply #24 on:** December 21, 2006, 12:53:00 PM »

Your momma is so cheap and easy, that when i paid her the $1 for her services, she asked if she could keep the change.

hamwbone · « **Reply #25 on:** December 21, 2006, 01:58:00 PM »

QUOTE(EverestX @ Dec 21 2006, 05:05 PM)

That is most possibly the best and most horrific "your mom" joke I have ever heard..

i have done my job then....

/retires from thread

_GhOsT_ · « **Reply #26 on:** December 21, 2006, 06:09:00 PM »

yo mamma so fat that when you have sex with her, you dont get an STD, you get cholesterol

w2kj · « **Reply #27 on:** December 21, 2006, 07:44:00 PM »

yo momma is so fat she sweats Ragu.

Modderxtrordanare · « **Reply #28 on:** December 21, 2006, 09:15:00 PM »

QUOTE(w2kj @ Dec 21 2006, 08:51 PM)

yo momma is so fat she sweats Ragu.

I thought it was her blood type?

She sweats gravy.

Raging Walrus · « **Reply #29 on:** December 21, 2006, 10:12:00 PM »

Yo momma's so dumb, she drowned to death looking at onions.

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