Topic: The 'yo Momma' Game (Read 787 times)

Raging Walrus · « **on:** December 19, 2006, 07:23:00 PM »

Anyways, if you don't know what I mean by this, here's an example:

Me: Yo momma's so fat, __________________
You: Well yo momma's so stupid, ___________________
Me: Well YO momma is so dumb, ___________________
etc, and so on.

It's basically 'say something about the poster above you' except it's telling them about how their momma is so this, so that, etc. Let's get started shall we?

.............that means someone give me a yo momma joke.

(NOTE: This thread is just a game, this is not an offense to all the moms out there)

o The Drizzle o · « **Reply #1 on:** December 19, 2006, 08:02:00 PM »

Yo momma is so UGLY that even Stevie Wonder wont look at her

BCfosheezy · « **Reply #2 on:** December 19, 2006, 09:20:00 PM »

QUOTE(o The Drizzle o @ Dec 19 2006, 09:09 PM)

Yo momma is so UGLY that even Stevie Wonder wont look at her

Yo momma's pussy is so nasty, they make people eat it on fear factor.

Modderxtrordanare · « **Reply #3 on:** December 19, 2006, 10:27:00 PM »

Your mom is so hairy, your grandma almost died of fricton burn giving birth to your mom.

hamwbone · « **Reply #4 on:** December 20, 2006, 03:33:00 AM »

yo mama is so fat, she uses a queen size matress for a maxipad.

BCfosheezy · « **Reply #5 on:** December 20, 2006, 06:55:00 AM »

QUOTE(hamwbone @ Dec 20 2006, 04:40 AM)

yo mama is so fat, she uses a queen size matress for a maxipad.

Yo momma so fat, the horse on her polo shirt is real.

Raging Walrus · « **Reply #6 on:** December 20, 2006, 09:41:00 AM »

Yo momma's so fat, she went to K-Mart, tripped over Wal-Mart, and landed in Target.

BCfosheezy · « **Reply #7 on:** December 20, 2006, 10:05:00 AM »

QUOTE(Raging Walrus @ Dec 20 2006, 10:48 AM)

Yo momma's so fat, she went to K-Mart, tripped over Wal-Mart, and landed in Target.

Yo momma's breath is so nasty, when she coughs..... her teeth duck.

vide0bug13 · « **Reply #8 on:** December 20, 2006, 12:43:00 PM »

yo mama is so fat, the went to the huntin shop in her pajamas and was acused of stealing a duck call and stink bate...ill never know where she put it all

o The Drizzle o · « **Reply #9 on:** December 20, 2006, 01:25:00 PM »

^ wasnt that on one of the redneck shows?

anyways...

Your mom is so NASTY that even brian peppers wouldnt do her

EverestX · « **Reply #10 on:** December 20, 2006, 02:00:00 PM »

Yo momma got a glass eye with a fish in it..

BCfosheezy · « **Reply #11 on:** December 20, 2006, 02:01:00 PM »

Yo momma is on two diets....... cuz one didn't feed the bitch enough.

o The Drizzle o · « **Reply #12 on:** December 20, 2006, 03:26:00 PM »

Your mom is so UGLY, shes on the national "Do Not Fuck" List

trilobyte man · « **Reply #13 on:** December 20, 2006, 09:30:00 PM »

Yo Momma's so dumb... She starved to death in Walmart.

[Edit: I came to XS before everyone else who has posted on this topic so far

]

Modderxtrordanare · « **Reply #14 on:** December 20, 2006, 11:07:00 PM »

QUOTE(trilobyte man @ Dec 20 2006, 10:37 PM)

Yo Momma's so dumb... She starved to death in Walmart.

[Edit: I came to XS before everyone else who has posted on this topic so far

]

BCFosheezy was here in '03.

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